/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2845

Why did he media suddenly flip from saying i was nothing to faking how serious it is? Something funny going on.

youtube.com/watch?v=5pIMD1enwd4

good. maybe they'll manage to get some crops in

You're all retarded, look how it's flattening, it's going to be a completely straight line tomorrow, what do you call that huh you fucking trump haters? THAT'S CALLED FLATTENING THE CURVE, NO CURVE ANYMORE. It's time to buy the dip and stop posting, did you know diarrhea kills 1.8 million a YEAR? yeah think about that

inb4 AnCap meme flag starts posting.

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>Trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin
>archive.is/XLqvS

11 people, 8 already at death point. They were expecting miracles from hcq.

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I remember our media saying it was nothing and we shouldn't worry and that it'll never get to here kek

Lets remember china is underreporting by 40,000 - 50,000 dead. so double your number

Why are you still in Germany, Chang?

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media is composed of idiots
they are beginning to figure out what we figured out by the beginning of February, and they are freaking out

I like that they call him far right. The dude is boomer centrist

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based Gary

Estonia has built 6 years ago a level 3 laboratory that can be used to research the corona virus. However the laboratory has never been use or any equipment were bought.
Fucking idiots.
>A top laboratory suitable for coronavirus research has been empty in Estonia for years

>Although a biosafety laboratory with extremely strict safety requirements is suitable for researching coronavirus in Estonia, due to the lack of research funding, no experiments have been performed in the laboratory with pathogens of this level since its completion, the story of the Superintendent was revealed on Wednesday .

>The laboratory belonging to the third biosafety class was completed together with the Transitional Medicine Center in 2014. It is the only place in the country where viruses that are dangerous to humans can be thoroughly studied and have the ability to be transmitted from person to person through the environment or the air.

>So far, the necessary equipment has not been purchased there and no experiments have been performed with pathogens of this level.

>"It was not considered important enough at any point. This has been a problem that needs to be solved, for which no solution has been found so far, "said Andres Merits, Professor of Applied Virology at the University of Tartu.

HIS NAME WAS CHEN QIUSHI

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this is your fault Yas Forums

usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2020/04/01/doj-engineer-derailed-train-usns-mercy-los-angeles-government-takeover/5110021002/

>A California man faces federal charges after officials allege he ran a train "at full speed off the end of rail tracks" near the U.S. Naval Ship Mercy, the 1,000-bed floating hospital that arrived in the Port of Los Angeles last week amid the coronavirus pandemic.

>Eduardo Moreno, 44, of San Pedro was charged Wednesday with one count of train wrecking after the Tuesday incident, the U.S. Department of Justice said in a statement. Moreno told police he believed the Mercy had "an alternate purpose related to COVID-19 or a government takeover," according to the DOJ.

>Moreno told law enforcement officers he "intentionally derailed and crashed the train near the Mercy." The train Moreno was conducting crashed through several barriers and came to a rest nearly 250 yards away from the Mercy, according to the DOJ statement. Nobody was injured.

>Moreno told the Los Angeles Port Police he "did it," according to the Justice Department.

>"You only get this chance once," Moreno told a California Highway Patrol officer, according to the DOJ. "The whole world is watching. I had to. People don't know what's going on here. Now they will."

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Holy crackers, it's real!

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top kek

The only based Mainland chink.

And I'm beginning to figure out we were wrong. Sure people are dying but it appears to be nowhere near as bad as we thought at the start. The media are hyping it with lies. Why?

CCP shills and schizo autists who say "this doesn't exist" My aunt died of this bullshit. If I find you, I will fucking smash your face in with a brick. Fuck you faggots. I will be the Inuit; you will be the baby seal.

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Can we get some social distancing rules for Chinese people that keeps them 1,000's of miles away from the USA? I'm tired of watching them coof over everything in hidden videos.

HIV is less deadly than coronavirus nowadays. Then again, so is lung cancer since yesterday.

>People don't know what's going on here. Now they will."

what's going on though? i still don't know.

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His ego is about to get out of control now that he's a "persecuted conservative"

does estonia have enough smart people to staff it?

Didn't the WHO say it was contained and not to worry for awhile?

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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to reduce pollution and save the planet from you

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Lockdowns are not working, besides, at some point people must go outside again. Millions cant wait a whole year for the vaccine. Maybe herd immunity was the only choice from the beginning

>almost 1k dead in 24 hours
>only

take medication, no harm family

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its hilarious how they have already susana distancia porn but its also hot

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This is different. They are saying specific things to scare us and instantly being proved to be bullshitting.

No. Fuck america, we are the worst country on the planet from a social perspective.
>be California
>no longer a felony to intentionally infect others with HIV or other infectious diseases
>gay side walks every where
>my oppression
>my drag queen story hour
>my open borders
>my 50 hour work with no job security
>my HRT for children
>my brainwashing universities
do I need to go on?

Dark horse countries for a final top 5
>India
>Pakistan
>Philippines
>Ecuador
>Nigeria

Just woke up. Did anything interesting happen at the end of the SARS-4CHN simulation?

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We need More desu

Did corona-chan make a newspaper appearance yet?

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at least 1200 today. Cap this

also
>obesity = death

not funny...

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bring it motherfucker

i hope you know i pack a motherfucking chainsaw

ill skin ur ass raw

I'm here most of the day everyday of the week and her not a single conspiracy about the ship. Largely everyone said "holy shit, they're gonna need that fucking thing?"

>Bill Mitchell
>far-right

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All US media people talk ONLY about russia,

US - 1k dead per day from corona, but russia!!!

it's all russia... do you know that russia hide???/1111 yeah they must be hide...

russia bombed all hospitals in syria...

and russia killed 10k people in ukraine! yes!

what? coronavirus in US? It's a russian fake and russian propaganda.

1k/day also russian fake

We have, but the problem is that corrupt politicians and businessmen have seats in every boards since our re-independence.
Not to mention lots of young practitioners of medicine, surgeons and doctors have moved to other countries because the salaries in Estonia are shit.

Fucking hell, I already had forgotten about this ostrich. Thanks faggot

Those numbers are as overcooked as a good old bat soup.
Nobody knows the real numbers, everyone is lying.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHJHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS FUCKING GOLD

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>archive.is/Nr8N7

BTFO Far Right Extremists!

We're in the clear lads!

FUCK NO!!!!!!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I WAS THERE, I WAS LESS THAN A METER AWAY FROM HER FACE

THIS IS IT, IVE GOT CORONA VIRUS. IVE HAD A SORE THROAT AND A COUGH FOR TWO DAYS NOW. I WAS LITERALLY FUCKING THERE THAT DAY. THEY ARE CALLING ALL CUSTOMERS FROM THAT SATURDAY TO HAND THEMSELVES IN FOR TESTING. IVE BEEN COOFING EVERYWHERE AT MY WORK.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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WHOLE WORLD IS A RUSSIAN FAKE

BROWDER, MAGNITSKY, UKRAINE, EX CIA AGENT IN RUSSIA EVERYONE IS A RUSSIAN FAKE

Soon...

>India
india will win the corona cup, you know where to look on my post for confirmation.

SPain
+6k infected +616 dead (half day update)

Belgium
+1,384 infected +183 dead

Russia
+771 infected

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yes but not in printed media afaik

FORGOT THE LINK CUS IM SO FUCKED

kikebook.com/9NewsAdelaide/videos/938373976599177/

and know what worse> I'm fcked ill, but all hospitals busy with coronavirus.

Get back to dvatch, ivan

Don't worry, friends. The Day of the Bat is almost upon us

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I wonder if they can sleep at night knowing that they played a part in playing down this so much that some people still believe this is a nothing burger when the best proyections are over 100k dead Americans.

Apocalyptic scenes out of Ecuador where basic services are beginning to break down

youtu.be/qn_bot3igmg

some police officer had to sit and listen to his entire schizo theory

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Seems pretty bad, bro:

dude just search "Ecuador" on twitter

*COOOOF*

g-guys i don't feels so good

>SECOND WAVE MOTHERFUCKERS

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What the fuck didn't you understand about 'when feeling sick, stay home'

superspreader fag

STAY AT HOME!
>STAY AT HOME!
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India and Ecuador look like the next big disasters. Maybe Brazil too.

True. give me another 4 user

Why are there a lot of Mexicans in the threads recently?

IM NOT LYING. I WAS LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT TO THE WOMAN WHO'S POSITIVE TO CORONA THAT DAY AND THEY'RE TELLING US TO HAND OURSELVES IN FOR TESTING. I CANT MISS WORK FUKC IVE BEEN COOFING ALL OVER THE OFFICE FUCK FUCK FUCK

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I hope billions of chinks die this time.

If it US lab then you lucky.

US lab in georgia did experiments on locals.

It's like YAY WE ALL AGAINST RUSSIANS DEVELOPING VIRUS to kill all russkies, but small georgia, we will test first on you :)))

Sounds comfy actually

You think shit like that doesn't happen elsewhere, cocksucker? Come out of your mother's basement once in a while, and learn something of the outside world.

What a shithole, goddamn...

the media repeats whatever the WHO says.
the WHO is a chinese terrorist organization
they first wanted you to pay o heed so it could spread and then wanted you to overpanic to cause complete economic collapse

Nigeria won't make it because they won't get enough tests.
I'd say India, Pakistan, US, Philippines, Brazil, Turkey.

damn, that sucks autralia-bro.

Suck it, everyone is getting Trumpbux.
Everyone.

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>"TOM HANKS AND THE CELEBRITY ELITE, IM TELLING OYU1!"

They are burning the dead in the street?

More like off by 8 million.

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wow wtf, can you like stop spreading. call your work and tell them you killed them all so they can hate you and then go get tested.

IVE GIVEN IT TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND MY 60 YEAR OLD BOOMER UNCLE AND IVE BEEN LITERALLY COOFING ALL OVER MY FUCKING WORK SITE. IN BOTH OFFICES. FUCK WHY ME WHY ME WHY ME

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make sure you post the test results
>still working while the entire planet is about to slide into shitstorm.
This is going to happen to basically everyone with a job right now

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let's predict your new inflation, shall we?

HA

/sarcasm
It only works if you give the treatment to patients that aren't going to develop severe symptoms

He should have trusted the plan

Coof

Don't die bro.

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Stay safe

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It's nothing to do with who. I don't think anyone takes them seriously anymore anyway. Watch the video. They report that hospitals are overrun. Someone goes to the hospital and it's a ghost town. Many such cases

Crashing the economy with no survivors for a bad flu.

probably
there are so many dead bodies it can take up to 4 days to collect them

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I WANT IT TO BE OVER!!!

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take your superspreader typhoid mary ass off this board then

What theory? The one about pedo vampires from deep state? I hope It was that one kek

HYPER

INFLATION

It's long past time to kick the United Nations to the curb

Everyone got the same shit during the housing crisis and the world didn't collapse, did it?

>more people dying every day than china's total deaths.
I believe them. Nothing suspicious about glorious ccp. We- I MEAN - they will grow larger.

Latest thing is they're all keeping 2 metres apart. So you pass someone on the street and they're like all "2 Metres". Fucking idiots.

I mean, how many times in your whole life has someone actually 'coughed on you'. Probably not once. French people aren't allowed to go outdoors unless they put a GAG over their mouths because they've been especially naughty.

I WAS OUT OF BREATH WALKING TO THE TOOL SHED WHILST ON THE PHONE. IM PHYSICALLY FIT, WHY AM I OUT OF BREATH WITH A SORE THROAT. I FEEL WEAK. IM GONNA GET MY UNCLE AND BOOMER WORK MATES KILLED. WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

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Both Turkey and likely Brazil will trump Phillippines. Also, Mexico.

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Same problem with lack of testing in those countries too. I'd expect most of them to lie about numbers too. Certainly Turkey are.

youtube.com/watch?v=s65gWpSpC90

GOOD BYE AMERIBROS

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GARY!

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>MY 60 YEAR OLD BOOMER UNCLE
TELL THEM RIGHT NOW DUDE, QUARANTINE!!! WARN THEM THAT THEY MAY BE SPREADING IT!

DUDE, desu not even joking, you have to prevent them from coming into contact with others now that you know, and depending on how long thats been tell them to tell other people. This is heavy bro, act before other people geet sick. Not even joking.

Look at how much the Fed is spending right now to keep markets even a little bit afloat kek. More than they ever have in history

INFINITE QUANTATIVE EASING

Ngh

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you keep posting that picture in every single thread for a week now jesus h

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That number is actually 21 million now. But of course that does not mean 21m deaths. Most will be gov censorship and people dropping their second sim

IM SCARED I DONT WANNA MISS WORK. IM HAVING A FEUD WITH TWO CO-WORKERS, THIS WILL FUCK MY UNCLE OVER AND ME AND MY GF.

>elsewhere
As in all of america. If you don't know how fucking shitty we are actually kill yourself
>happens elsewhere
MOST SUPPORTED AND CHEERED AND PROPOGATED HERE

Get tested nigger I want my 1 million titties right now!

Illuminati, pay me or I'll keep exposing the fake virus

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>going out without a mask, not even a scarf on your airways
Are you a bug chaser?

>nothingburger is a virus denialist
lmao can't make this shit up, these faggots are sub-80 IQ

FUCK YOU PAY ME

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>he actually did it
Fuck yeah.

>IVE BEEN COOFING EVERYWHERE AT MY WORK.
>coming to work with a cough during a pandemic

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+3k for Iran

Hire me or i will keep exposing the truth

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sent :^)

That's peanuts compared to what Trump's pals are getting. They're pocketing Billions.
And it's all being borrowed off the GUESS WHOs.....just like war debt that goes on forever. Cool scam right?

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How many deaths you think we'll get by the end of the year?

Reminder that 60% of the world will get this disease by the end of the month and you should stop shitting your pants over it because you're not gonna die.

Illuminati, hire me or ill3expose it

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I FUCKING HAD THE MASK IN MY POCKET BUT THOUGHT FUCK IT I WONT WEAR IT TODAY.

MY GF IS ANGRY AT ME

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>IM SCARED I DONT WANNA MISS WORK.
hope yo're not lying, dude seriously fuck work, they don't care about you or your well being, someone WILL help you.

People will hate you mroe if you don't act now, do you want to be the lady at that pharmacy you visited? don't you hate her now for not saying anything? YOU DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD IT. Your work will understand, and if you tell your job you testes positive you could be saving others that want to quit but can't.

man up and do what you gotta do.