>Testing will 'unlock puzzle', PM says
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>BA expected to suspend 36,000 staff
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>Interest-free overdraft plan for struggling borrowers
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>Nearly a million Universal Credit claims in past two weeks
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>US death toll exceeds 5,000
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And in irrelevant news:
>Labour leadership: Voting enters final hours
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Thank you for your service shazza
First for are Mozza
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Tripchads assmble
>Testing will 'unlock puzzle', PM says
refuse to be tested. they will keep your DNA on file and you don't know when it will be called upon again. i was a part of scientific testing & genetic things. i am rich now but it was boring.
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nth for are Moaty
>YOU MUST APPLAUD THE NHS
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why dont they just keep jeremy corbyn
All must face nearest NHS Trust and give worship. Are NHS be praised!
Behead those who insult are NHS!
>And in irrelevant news
>when clapping for NHS staff at 8:00pm on a Thursday becomes one of those traditions that go on for generations and nobody in the future can remember why
because he's going to be dead soon
I miss him
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YESYESYESYESYESYES
FUCKKKKKKK
Who's clapistan now, faggots?
bender spastics the lots of ya
Reminder at 8PM to face Great Ormond Street Hospital and prostrate yourself while reciting 100 'are NHS'
>The Virgin UK £60 pound fine for leaving the house without an essential reason.
>the CHAD Australian fine of up to $11,000 or six months’ imprisonment for those who leave the home without a reasonable excuse
wait..
I don't like this game anymore
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>Gazza will never rock up with a rotisserie chicken and some Newcy brown in your hour of need
CLAP HARDER
I thought this the other day.
What an easy way to build a DNA database.
" your name and address before your test sir."
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His name? Rabbi Matondo.
No, really.
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Put your hands in the air for R en ach ess
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Hitch on form again.
>Ghanian parents
>Born in Liverpool
>Lives in Cardiff
Not Welsh.
No he didn't.
I did.
I predicted you
Lads I've seen the future, the Jews are yesterdays puppet master.
Seems like the total chinky takeover is happening lads.
In addition to giving us the WuFlu catalysing complete societal breakdown and economic restructuring they already control our steel industry, nuclear industry, they manufacture all our goods, they are taking over our academic institutions, buying up all the property, we are little more than a novelty tourist destination to these people. How much more will they buy up post-corona?
And to cap it off Bozza is letting them install a dystopian surveillance network that will fry your nuts with direct energy weaponry.
Lads what are we gonna do about 5G? Will the Norf rise up against the chinky menace?
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Look you Bach, I be as Welsh as dat Tom Jones innit bludclart.
funny how nobody ever says that white english people living in wales are welsh
>don't clap
arrested for dissent and hate
>clap
arrested for non essential clapping and disturbing the peace
it's your free choice user. free country innit
only slept like 3 hours but had loads of nightmares
ffs
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>Made to clap
>doesn’t have a clapping license
no im not i just pretend to be for y'all entertainment
I live in Edinburgh so I'm Scottish, even though my parents are Welsh, I was born in Wales, and I speak Welsh. Ooch aye ya cunt.
based
no you dont and no yer naw
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>be an import
>clapping is against muh culture
>sue british government (tax payers) for millions for oppressing my imported culture.
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i just realised in em's relapse cover his face is made of pills
im such a fucking spastic ffs
Is Scotland a step up or a step down for you?
We need to smash down these fucking pylons wherever they are!!!
I'm just as Scottish as you mate. More if anything, because I embrace the Scottish values of diversity and tolerance and letting the gays run rampant and turning the city into a Scotland-themed theme park :^)
really good morning read
thanks for posting
checked. what a mong
>Mandatory X minutes' clapping r RHS
>Mandatory X minutes' booing Boris
>Informing on neighbours
>No escape from the (thought) police, even in the countryside
Mass civil disobedience when?
Step down mostly. Nice countryside but I had that in Wales.
i am sick of this cunt
I saw this film, the book is better imo.
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>"And at that she began to berate me, saying, “It’s not funny! It’s a government instruction! We must stay two meters apart!” Note the officious use of the foreign, bureaucratic measurements (meaningless to many older people) instead of a friendlier English seven feet."
True. Though it did have Richard Burton. And I doubt we'll get an accurate remake any time some: the government would probably ban it.
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>redpill
tfw you realise what is going on
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Yes he is married to a Labour mp or something, he is a hardcore blarite
im so fucking bored
>There is now a strange ritual, in many places, of going to front doors or apartment balconies at a set hour of the evening and applauding “our” National Health Service and its brave workers. We are constantly told that by accepting our confinement in our homes, we are helping to save the NHS, long the nearest thing the secular British have to a religion. While I appreciate the work done by medical staff, and the risk they take, I have an aversion to compulsory applause—much like my loathing of compulsory jollity, dating from my boarding school years and reinforced by my voyages through the Warsaw Pact lands. So I will not do this.
hes right you know
> The year is 2030. From all over the world, visitors travel to Britain to see the spectacle. At 8pm every Thursday, Britbongs open their front doors and start clapping, shouting sentiments such as “arrrr NHS” or “muh NHS muthafugga”. No one can remember where this strange tradition started, but it draws a large crowd every week.
>Celebrating pakis and Filipinos in uniform.
Nope.
Fuck muh NHS
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cvg predicted this.
should have added me on steam faggot
i dont want to play video games you fucking geek
stop crying then
Anyone her like REM?
but im so fucking bored
How can drug dealers be bored
go to the supermarket and report back. i want easter eggs but don't want the neighbours keeping notes about my unessential and non-state-approved nutrition purchases and getting me arrested for food crime
yes, despite michael stipe being a massive faggot
His older brother probably bullied the shit out of him, and rightly so.
cant be arsed
who's got the story of how chris shagged a bird infront of pete and he was in utter terror lmfao
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>What has my late brother (hopelessly wrong about WMD and Iraq, which cost millions of lives) to do with it?
ill headshot you out of reflex and not even think twice about it before i even realise you were there
Currently dealing with a fucking nurse roastie at my office.What a arrogant cunt
FAAALLLL OOON MEEEEE
yes
Went to the shops the other day for the first time since lockdown. Woke up with shortness of breath and a dry cough. Temperature is normal though. Did I get it?
The doctor is in!
>Applaud
>Not demanding decent payrise
Haha, the idiots in the public sector will be rekt by a recession a second time. Another 8-10 years payfreeze
yes
yer fucked
nah youre just obese lad
you're 37 act your fucking age ffs
fucking video games
Really looking forward to the CLAP tonight lads
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>Mass civil disobedience when?
Uhh... how do i tell you this...
>Souf Britons are leftist NPC cucks begging for an authoritarian commie regime.
>Norf Britons are too drunk, stupid, and focused on sports to care
>And imported "britons" simply dont give a fuck as long as they're still getting their gibbs, because it's still 100x better than the shit hole they came from.
>the minority based right wingers are constantly attacked and silenced by the above
TL;DR
the "Mass civil disobedience" isnt coming.
they don't want a raise. they want a medal obviously.
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The greatest Prime Minister since Churchill
lmao
I feel bad for the actually decent hard working nurses and doctors who arent just milking a crisis for attention points.
And after all is said and done theyll get one more clap from boris and then half of them will be cut due to cut backs a few people will protest in london, something else major will happen maybe a terrorist attack or celeb death and we'll all forget about it and move on.