Well Yas Forums? As long as the green lasts, so does my shitposting.
How often does Yas Forums think of quadrupedal Whales?
Jonathan Garcia
Benjamin Perez
that thing never exited
Bentley Richardson
Hey I'm walking here.
Luis Nelson
>never exited
But did it enter
Ian Thompson
shut the fuck up faggot retard
Christopher Cooper
Imagine going snorkeling and this son of a bitch wiggles his way up to you with that goddamn smile on his smug muzzle.
Logan Stewart
How do you explain this?
Dominic Carter
Wtf is his problem?
Brandon Torres
no organic matter whatsoever in that photo, just a bunch of rocks in an interesting configuration
Cooper Thompson
Yum!
Caleb Jenkins
Then he makes finger guns with his slick legs.
Charles Baker
Brody Ward
Probably wants to avenge a mate of his eaten by a Pole.
John Davis
I often think that whales or Kia parrots will become the next sentient beings
Levi Williams
That's a real skeleton not just something that could be easily made from whatever material. Trust us bro it's real xD
Samuel Ortiz
My ancestor! We wuz whales en sheeit
Robert Ortiz
We are unable to replicate enamel yet. Yet Ambulocetus has many teeth coated in fossilised enamel.
Joseph Cooper
I’m still wondering why sentience is needed, or why we developed it.
Christopher Howard
You're probably right. At least you didn't fall for the Octomeme.
Zachary Nguyen
What do you think a fossil is? You can radio carbon date that shit man.
Brandon Ward
You checked them yourself? You found them yourself? No? It's all gibberish then.
We wuz fish and shiiiieeettt
Luis Davis
dinosaurs are fake and gay money laundering scheme
Joseph Ramirez
If octos had a backbone it would without a doubt be the smartest creature on earth.
Jordan Bailey
They're the ones that evolved into wolves right?
Robert Clark
bro its literally rocks, do you not know what a fossil is?
Ayden Edwards
...
Ayden Ward
Can I really inspect it myself? I doubt it. Also you're implying carbon dating is actually legit and not just gibberish.
Carson Reyes
It's not the lack of the backbone which make it less intelligent. It's just the fact it's unable to pass the mirror test.
Hudson Ramirez
No, I know exactly what a fossil is. I’m asking you flat earthers if you do. Most of the time when a mineral is created or formed it traps some sort of carbon in the process. A half life of carbon, is exactly the same all over the world. Using this universal standard of decay, we can determine the amount of time passed.
Lincoln Stewart
Very often.
Jayden Flores
If you had the proper materials for harvesting and measuring the amount of that carbon vs the amount it half lifed from, then sure. It’s basic chemistry, you just need the tools to properly measure. Those are normally found at university, you know the place where they teach you this stuff. Don’t you guys have like free school and you’re still this stupid?
Gavin Butler
>flat earthers
wow that's a good one bro, go back to fucking reddit
also, it's still just a bunch of rocks, nothing you said changes that lmfao, dinotards hold this L
Jace Collins
If I saw that thing I'd kick it back into the water. It doesn't belong on land.
Kevin Jackson
He should wait a little longer, I'm gonna give him his mate back soon enough, I'm almost there.
Jackson Johnson
Every post on Yas Forums is a shitpost. Even mine. C7
Brody White
>Dinosaurs are fake
Lincoln Reed
This. All the skeptic retards ITT makes for a good laugh! Its good to be inquisitive, but this is schizo tier. If (((they))) were lying, why the fuck would they pick something as unbelievable as giant fucking lizards?
Benjamin Wright
>Tells people to go back to R*ddit.
>R*ddit spaces.
Michael Howard
>"hold this L"
The actual redditard spotted.
Matthew Gray
It’s almost like you didn’t even read a single thing I posted. If you don’t think rocks are some of the coolest, most telling single pieces of informations we have then you’re a retard. Leddit spacing implies you need to be returning sir. The only thing I’ll be holding is my fuckin nuts over your mamas mouth when she asks for a snack.
Kevin Lee
Wtf you faggots even talking about.
Dominic Hill
Technically true.
Especially because the hangings are all plaster and polymer casts of fossils, which are essentially rock.
So technically true. But rather missing the point.
Landon Collins
Good to know.
Brandon Lewis
Wtf? What kind of fish is this?
Ethan Richardson
Your mom and how sweet her asshole tastes and how I can fit my entire face in her fat asscrack
Dylan Sullivan
Fellow minded!
Leo Martinez
BASED ((DINOSAUARS)) BRO BACK
Daniel Lopez
Daniel Diaz
Every time I take your mother from behind.
Elijah Green
I think it’s over
Robert Foster
reminder that who ever doesnt believe in evolution ITT is a muslim. >Who really hides behind the Dutch flag youre looking at is Abdullah whose parents emigrated from Afghanistan and found refuge in The Netherlands during the 90s. Living in a Rotterdam ghetto and having a sub 70 IQ Abdullah cant really form coherent thoughts and apply them to science but follows word by word what its written in a 1500 yo book called the "Quran".
Landon Gomez
i fucked up the green text
Samuel Brooks
Noah Hernandez
I think about it every day. I also think about how museums will willingly fabricate bones (or pieces thereof) based on hypothesis alone, just to get a complete skeleton and stick to the current paradigm. For dinosaurs and things that old, I don't trust them as far as I can throw them.
Modern whale skeletons are easy enough to get a hold of I suppose. In pic related, look ye near the ass of the whale. See that little floating bone(s (there are two))? It's been hypothesized that this is a marker of a former appendage that would have given whales quadprepedal, land roaming capabilities. If evolution actually has any credence, I think this might be pretty neat.
Lincoln Robinson
Pretty neeto
Jaxon Kelly
GET BACK IN THE SEA
Nolan Jackson
I've found fossilied ammonites before user, they are literally common in some parts of the world.
Jack Jackson
What a fucking retarded looking animal
Chase Ross
Vestigial bones
Blake Johnson
Dylan Bailey
Where I'm from you can just find fossils of invertebrates from 200-300 million years ago just sitting around. Hell, you can see them being used in rock walls.
Noah Hill
Atlantis and Star Wars Episode 1 gave me the spooks for giant sea monsters.
Samuel Bell
ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU WHY
>I will put enmity between you
Carter Cruz
>If I saw that thing I'd kick it back into the water. It doesn't belong on land.
>americans
Kevin Anderson
kinda sad we never had really huge sea monsters, I m talking in the 40-60 meter long range
(giant squids can get almost this long but they re all thin it doesnt count)
Juan Fisher
>Or tanniym (Ezek. 29:3) {tan-neem'}; intensive from the same as tan; a marine or land monster, i.e. Sea-serpent or jackal -- dragon, sea-monster, serpent, whale.
There many strange creatures about long ago, though I doubt the museums' interpretations are 100% accurate.
Zachary Price
its a carp with its fins pinned forward
Xavier Ortiz
wait considering everything is frozen how tf did it get there