/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2843

► Detected: 936,829 (+1,632) ► Died: 47,263 (+71)
Live: youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.5x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,629 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
0.4% of all Bergamo died to COVID within a month, despite lockdowns
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Trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin
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Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
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Another whistleblower doctor goes missing in China
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4,500 deaths in Bergamo, estimates based on official data
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>RESEARCH
Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
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70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
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21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
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>REMINDER
DOW tanks 3000 points or 13%, worst day in history
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China covering up "second wave" of infections
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China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
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China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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>LATEST CASES
06:47: 173 new cases and 3 new deaths in Pakistan.
06:34: 119 new cases and 4 new deaths in Israel.
05:55: 104 new cases and 3 new deaths in Thailand.

>LISTS & MORE
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worldometers.info/coronavirus
bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

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Hi

I just want my dick sucked.

Corona ain't doing that, so I don't care.

AAAAAAA WHY THE FUCK AM I GREEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN I DIDN'T EVEN GET A WARNING SIGN FIRST AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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It's just a flu, bro.

>tfw no mommywife to quarantine with
its not fair bros

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Anyone got an updated version of the graphy where corona is beating out diarrhea deaths daily?

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Niggers tongue my anus

I am no longer immune, get away from me
and read this post from a distance of at least 2 m

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50K DEAD BY DAWN

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Archivist here for just one more thread tonight.
Ask if you want something, post one with no comment for a lottery.
New Mega drop this weekend.

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So which is it. Is it worse than is being reported or a fake virus to crash the economy and bring in a world government?

I think it beat trachea and throat cancer now. We left off at 4,880 daily deaths

Why do you have gay fetish sex with niggers?

Please if you’re reading this pray for my death.
My life was hell every step of the way, and I tried harder than anyone should.
It seems like some kind of enslavement simulator for me, and if so there’s no out anyway.
But if it’s not, I just want to be the one to die.

>not argie user
Fuck off poser.

>or a fake virus to crash the economy and bring in a world government?
Don't listen to that fake nurse video. I mean even if it's over-hyped, would you blame the government? Retards are still not taking it serious, imagine if it WASN'T over-hyped. We'd be in deeper shit.

I don't really care about the guidelines, that ain't shit to me, what I hate is that there's no safe way to get food, it's a risk no matter what choice you make.

Boycott chink goods, boycott chink food, boycott chinks. They need to be driven out of the west back into their cesspit country.

For archivebro
He said it was his first corona chan drawn

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>tfw still infected

When does it go away?

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heat kills coronavirus

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Holy shit, we're on track to lose 100 quadrillion americans by mid july

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Western agents spread infection
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>Western agents spread infection
>youtube.com/watch?v=MFi6C_kDiD0

Western agents spread infection
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>Western agents spread infection
>youtube.com/watch?v=MFi6C_kDiD0

Western agents spread infection
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>Western agents spread infection
>youtube.com/watch?v=MFi6C_kDiD0

>Wanting to be rid of CoronaChan's embrace
Fool

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Coronachan pls stop

Worried for the future of our minds, I’ve been on lockdown the past 2 and a half weeks and can’t barely take it anymore, even though I’m taking SSRIs and weekly psych consults.

I can’t imagine what the world will look like mentally in a few months, specially knowing that we’ve got at least 6 more weeks of lockdown left.

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>"COOF"

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Renamed in the archive in honor of his first contribution.
4 U

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ACHOO
I can't believe how mentally weak normies are. Being alone for 2 and a half weeks is nothing, try being alone for 2 and a half decades.

Any biologists/bioengineers want to cross covid19 with other diseases?

>BREAKING: Up to 250 crew on the Ruby Princess have respiratory illnesses.

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>not being able to be alone for months at a time
Pleb

>People doesn't get it the world has changed, the power balance is drifting chaotically. Literally every terrorist, third shithole country, failed state or militia has now access to a weapon of mass destruction, SARS. It's over for mankind, for modern civilization.

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Corona Chan is just a passenger of Mr. Bones’ wild ride. And he doesn’t stop, ever.

Yeah, well not everyone is gifted with a schizo personality

I see that I’ve been infected again.

It's hilarious because you drew a linear line of best fit but then used the logarithmic y-axis scale, leading to a ridiculous value. Does the CCP pay you per-post or is it salary-based?

Source nigger

>Virus has been going around the globe for 2 months now
>Not even 100,000 deaths
So what’s with the pathetic numbers? I thought this virus was suppose to be unstoppable, but the more I wait the more it seems like a nothingburger. Last “””happening””” I’m ever following.

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NEET or DIE

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kek

True. Dealing with solitude is a learned trait for most.

why is the entire thread infected? What is going on?!

It's schizoid, not schizo.

lotto me please, kind archivist

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test

>naru
>fake sister
>mommy wife
Cringe

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Does the CCP pay you per-post, or is it salary-based?

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You're still clean bud don't worry

peepeepoopoo

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It’s very unlikely for there to ever be another pandemic on the scale of the spanish flu user. Unless a superbug comes out that is immune to all antibiotics and is more infectious than anything seen, wont happen

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Coof
Nigger
It’s the standard rate. 3cents per post starting out, with the ability to get up to 10cents

doesn't matter who's a shill when 100 quadrillion americans are fucking dead from coronavirus in july user. Take this seriously, would you?

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It's slow and insidious, droves of people are getting mindbroken from fear and sense of impending doom. Plus the deaths are still going up exponentially.

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The eyes-shut-mouse-swirl has selected this one.

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Solid take tbdesu people are pretty addicted to self-gratification and with the nothingburger crowd getting restless this is going to get pretty shitty

Taiwan No1

>that bulge

*coof*

Black and white is underrated desu

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Neat, how many shillposts are you able to clock per hour?

lmao, look at how the libshit media is hyping it up
it's a nothingburger, it will be over soon

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kek

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Coofie

mobile.twitter.com/RectumMag/status/1245209339037655040

Police drops coffin. Police leaves. Just Ecuador things.

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panic

Between 60 and 300 depending.