/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #9001

► Detected: 936,865 (+1,668) ► Died: 47,264 (+72)

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— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.5x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,629 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
0.4% of all Bergamo died to COVID within a month, despite lockdowns
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Trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin
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Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
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Another whistleblower doctor goes missing in China
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4,500 deaths in Bergamo, estimates based on official data
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>RESEARCH
Cruise ship "recovered" case reinfected in Japan
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70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
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21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
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nCoV manifests as lung abnormalities
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Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
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>REMINDER
DOW tanks 3000 points or 13%, worst day in history
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China covering up "second wave" of infections
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China "lost" 15 million phone users since 2020 started
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China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
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China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases
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>LATEST CASES
05:55: 104 new cases and 3 new deaths in Thailand.
05:31: 131 new cases and 12 new deaths in India.
05:22: 179 new cases and 2 new deaths in California, United States.

>LISTS & MORE
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worldometers.info/coronavirus
bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/the-latest-coronavirus-cases/

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Dab on those niggas

I want Corona Chan to give me sucky sucky fucky fucky

That's a hot as fuck pic saved for later coomage

That OP pic is excellent.

I wondered when Corona Chan and actual macrophilia fetish material would blend.

BIG BAT *COUGH*

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Coronavirus isn't real. Trump is a faggot.

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This April Fool’s joke is dumb.

Ohio user here, I've fuckin had it with lockdown. Were all going to go mad, everyone's going to get depressed and angry, I'd rather just take my chances with the coof. This is unnatural. Just give me some fuckin malaria pills and give me a fighting chance.
They're trying to drive us insane and destroy the economy. The hospitals and ERs are empty, nurses are being told not to come in cause they dont need them. Let's just get this show on the road and get busy living...or get busy dying.

MODS LET ME USE MY TRIP

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1st for 4d chess

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>BIG

Remember me.....

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*COUGH*

For what

only post if you are not infected

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how do I get infected by giantess Corona-chan?

No one's infected anymore

We're all safe

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Trump will buy the coronavirus dip and doom us all

.05% Global Average Mortality Rate

rule 34

Fly into Wuhan or Italy, spend a day or two licking every surface you can put your tongue on, and then fly to D.C. Infect yourself and sacrifice your life to coronachan by infecting as many boomer members of Congress as you can. Godspeed user. All of that only in Minecraft of course.

no.

How are my fellow MN bros doing?

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that's pretty lame desu

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anyone have the webm of a guy in Ecuador dying on street?

>checked

disgusting

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I tried the best I could on two hours of sleep user. Sorry to dissapoint all of you autistic fucks.

WHY DIDNT THEY TURN IT OFF OMG WTF WHY IS IT STILL ON APRIL FOOLS IS OVER

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>Giantess Coronachan

Can... this now be a giantess thread?

Hey hey
Hey hey
It's time for Africa

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Testing

I'm...I'm infected. Like bad infected. Like all at once.

Test

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Dead

>Virus has been going around the globe for 2 months now
>Not even 100,000 deaths
So what’s with the pathetic numbers? I thought this virus was suppose to be unstoppable, but the more I wait the more it seems like a nothingburger. Last “””happening””” I’m ever following.

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Its been almost three weeks for me, starting to feel really bad even though I’m on SSRIs, can’t imagine how this will affect the whole of society in the long term, specially seeing we have at least 6 weeks of lockdown left

Yeah, what a fucking nothingburger. Doomers BTFO

tell me how to get rid of the virus

this aprils joke is done

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wat da fak is that

>Hey hey
>Hey hey
>It's time for Africa

That sounds like a lost song from the Clash.

This was one of the first few pictures made back in January.

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Quietly the truth is coming out
ansa.it/sito/notizie/mondo/2020/04/01/coronavirus-i-fatti-principali_d8bd758e-adc1-49db-8d31-fdf9fdf5c436.html

007 USA, false China data on cases and deaths - China has hidden the real extent of the coronavirus epidemic by declaring "false numbers" on both infections and victims. This is stated in a top secret US intelligence report submitted to the White House last week, reports the Bloomberg agency, citing service sources. The data provided by Beijing would be "intentionally incomplete". The epidemic in China started at the end of 2019 but the authorities have reported only 82,000 cases and 3,300 deaths to date, fewer than the USA, Italy and Spain

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wigantoday.net/health/coronavirus/coronavirus-patients-could-have-their-treatment-withdrawn-and-offered-others-who-are-more-likely-survive-2526528
FOR THE HERD!
FLATTEN THE CURVE
FUCK THE MASKS
WASH YOUR HANDS

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imagine her being a SHRINKING virus
that would be a pandemic to remember

Yas Forums was right again

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Can't beat Best Korea

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April fools is over. Why are people still infected

Becouse timezones are a thing

>Quietly the truth is coming out
Yes the kill rate if being faked by WHO. They are comparing the Corona CONFIRMED infected kill rate to the flu ESTIMATED infected kill rate The confirmed infected flu kill rate is higher than Corona

FREE CHEN QIUSHI
FREE FANG BIN
REVENGE FOR DR. LI

XI JINPING
SON OF A BITCH
CHINA VIRUS

can someone update this?

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Coooofffff

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can we hit 1m today? c'mon, merica, you can do it!