— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown — — 206 countries and territories infected — — 2.5x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic — — 2,629 different strains have been sequenced —
>NEWS 0.4% of all Bergamo died to COVID within a month, despite lockdowns archive.is/cdt2q
Trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin archive.is/XLqvS
China tells local authorities to stop reporting cases archive.is/qTbtA
>LATEST CASES 05:55: 104 new cases and 3 new deaths in Thailand. 05:31: 131 new cases and 12 new deaths in India. 05:22: 179 new cases and 2 new deaths in California, United States.
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.
They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
You anons make any nice buys recently? Picked up 10 of these, always wanted them. They're so simple yet so aesthetic. Can't wait for normies to sell their panic-buy "stacks" for pennies on the dollar when this blows over
My apologies if I came off brash. I meant that I wasn't going for the whole tits in your face approach. Yes and the guy's name is proko?
Anthony Wright
>april heat where the fuck do you live? here in Nashville its like high 30s tonight and will be pretty chilly tomorrow. My aunt in IL got snow last week in fucking APRIL.
alright, I didn't care about trying to follow R naught and infection curves because all I really needed to know was that it would be absolutely catastrophic, overwhelm the medical system, and crush the economy (and thanks for the help, Saudis) And of course that the government would exploit it to impose new crisis restrictions on us, and some of them would never be lifted.
Now I actually do want to figure out the epidemiology of it. Can I get a good resource for getting an understanding of it?
>we stopped the Japanese killing all the Chinks >we stopped the USSR from nuking the Chinks >Chinks release plague that will kill hundreds of millions
So, helping Chinks wasn't the smartest idea.
Juan Hall
Typical, not always. You'll likely never know.
Brody Lee
(>Picked up 10 of these
(Nice, but did you pay that 40% premium?)
Bentley Davis
Because it's disinformation just like "it only affects the old" or "PPE does not work unless you're in a hospital" Maximum amount of damage is being inflicted due to bad information being presented on purpose.
Jace Jackson
Remember to fap before shit goes down.
You'll miss your life when Corona causes global martial law.
What’s the situation in Italy? Are active cases really declining?
Julian Harris
I was checking the forecasted Hong Kong and Taiwan stats a day ago, then they disappeared today. epidemicforecasting.org/
Logan Gutierrez
didn't pay shipping cost goy. but yes, please keep buying that jew gold to keep the prices up. no no no goyim, not like there's better metals like palladium, platinum or rhodium, keep buying the shiny yellow stuff, israel depends on it! most gold comes from israel don't you know user?
Jacob Jenkins
Three weeks and the curve will go down. We are few days from recoveries surpassing new cases.
Ww have lockdown from 3PM to 6am
Carter White
>April heat its been in the 40s for the past couple of weeks. It's felt even colder than February
>China isn’t the only country with suspect public reporting. Western officials have pointed to Iran, Russia, Indonesia and especially North Korea, which has not reported a single case of the disease, as probable under-counts. Others including Saudi Arabia and Egypt may also be playing down their numbers.
baka senpai.can someone tell me what's the point in lying about the numbers?
saving face, especially with their subjects and enemies (saudi arabia vs iran, etc)
Oliver Sanchez
Is there anything about ancient civilizations (Greeks, aztecs, whoever) lusting after their goddesses? Cause if this thing kills us all, whatever alien race digs through our hard drives is gonna get some fun ideas about what humans were into.
Grayson Moore
gold is a jewish trap, its only worth anything because "they" keep pushing that its so valuable. literally any nigger can scrap real life gold from used electronics, its not worth as much as you're paying for it. Now RHODIUM is respectable
Zachary Evans
Nice.
Samuel Morales
Show me information that proves corona is vulnerable to heat. I couldn't find any. In fact she is now spread all over the globe which rather proves she doesn't give a shit about temperature and climate.
It can survive in warm climates. It survives the human body. The issue is that cold weather weakens the immune system (thus "flu season" always includes the coldest months), while heat (extreme heat, like over 100 degrees F) denatures the virus' proteins, making it difficult for it to reproduce itself properly. This is why you get a fever when you have the flu: your body is trying to fight off the virus by making your body hot enough to keep the virus from replicating.
China created this virus. Whether or not this was intentional, or unintentional through government scientists "studying bats" in Wuhan is yet to be determined. Either way, China hid this problem from the rest of the world, causing death, chaos and economic collapse worldwide. It's time China pays and it is easy to collect. They own an enormous amount assets right here in the USA, including many buildings in NYC, Chicago, San Francisco and elsewhere. They own large swaths of vacant land in America. They hold over a trillion dollars of our national debt we pay them interest on. They have trillions in bank accounts of American banks. We need to place an immediate freeze on these assets. We need to not pay back the trillion dollars of treasury securities they own. We need to seize their buildings in our cities and auction them off. We can use the proceeds to rebuild our economy, including building factories to make the things we currently buy from China. FUCK THESE COMMUNISTS AND THOSE WHO SYMPATHIZE WITH THEM RIGHT HERE IN THE USA!
(Prepping aside, 2013-2020 bear market aside, I'd imagine the price should rise based on demand for it's biocide properties. It usually follows gold's moves too.)
Charles Powell
>time your breathes redpill me on this, what do you mean?
Gabriel Gonzalez
it was always a boomer poke. It spreads in the Phillipines, Australia and all over South America just fine.
Adrian Ward
It's not working senpai. It made it worse, pls halp me.
Egypt definitely lied. In February almost every person coming from there to Canada tested positive for the virus while they had only 1 confirmed case at the time. Turkey is probably also another liar. They were one of the last populous countries to report any cases, and when they did they were surging at an absurd rate
The virus is going to kill 20% of the people it infects. This is by design.
Leo Richardson
Listen faggots >flu kills 250,000 a year >Measles kills 500,000 a year >hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year >hiv/aids kills a million a year >noro virus kills 50,000 a year >ebola kills 10,000 a year >car crashes kill two million a year >murder and war kills 5 million a year >coconuts kill 100,000 a year >falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year >DIY accidents kill 15000 a year >Niggers murder 600,000 a year >botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year >food poisoning kills 6 million a year >erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year >lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice) >Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone >diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR Total nothing burger
Nicholas Cooper
>he fell for it
Landon King
stay classy, big MO
"(Springfield News-Leader) A southwest Missouri man is charged with a felony after he allegedly lied about possibly having COVID-19 to avoid being arrested. 47-year-old Larry Moore, of Buffalo, is charged with making a terrorist threat. The Springfield News-Leader reports Dallas County sheriff’s deputies went to Moore’s house on March 20 to investigate a disturbance complaint. Court documents say Moore had an outstanding warrant but he was not arrested after telling deputies he was awaiting results from a test for the coronavirus. He was arrested later that night after a witness told police he heard Moore acknowledge he had lied about the test."
that means they want to record anyone who wasn't in perfect health before to not be recorded as a corona death. The german method. If you think about it for a second you realise that's the real scam.
Bentley Wright
Is using lube to fap a burger thing? The concept seems pretty alien to me, i don't see why you would need it.
What me? Matching your breathes with your faps helps make for a better orgasm, you can even hold your breathe to last longer.
If you want to try it, fap to the rhythm of this gif and for every 2 strokes, breathe in and out. When you approach your climax, hold your breathe and keep speed up your strokes until you climax and and then breathe out.
As much as I would love for this to happen, it won't. Our currency (and just about every currency in the world) is backed by nothing but "confidence." If the U.S. effectively defaults on its debts and nationalizes foreign-owned private property, no-one will invest in it anymore, won't buy its bonds, will be very wary of trade with it. We won't risk losing everything economically to stick it to the Chinese.
The hardest part about this virus is the lack of reliable news. Every MSM station is bashing Trump in the same manner they've done with the fake news of Russiagate and Ukrainegate. It's like they never stopped, despite people actually dying from this. I literally just watch the president's press briefings with his staff and doctors because there really isn't any other agenda free reliable info out there. Fucking three years of propaganda and counting.
It is a matter of degree. It spreads in areas with cold, dry air more quickly than in places with warm, moist air.
Ayden Torres
I got infected again
Jose Gomez
How possible is it to do prolonged camping? I'm going to need to get out of my state really fucking quickly, it's going to be worse then New York in a month at the rate people are getting infected. It's been entirely exponential in nature since March (following the formula y = 1.3x^2 - 10.1x + 15.7 EVERY DAY).
Listen faggots >flu kills 250,000 a year >Measles kills 500,000 a year >hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year >hiv/aids kills a million a year >noro virus kills 50,000 a year >ebola kills 10,000 a year >car crashes kill two million a year >murder and war kills 5 million a year >coconuts kill 100,000 a year >falling off ladders kills 40,000 a year >DIY accidents kill 15000 a year >Niggers murder 600,000 a year >botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year >food poisoning kills 6 million a year >erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year >lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice) >Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone >diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR Total nothing burger
Jordan King
>archive.is/5KukH >april heat >forgets that the virus is all over the fucking globbbe right now >regardless of climate Do you know what geographic climates are right now user?
>April already >barely 50000 dead, China is mostly recovered It is a nothing burger. Hopefully the economy rebounds soon.
Joseph Martinez
it was a donkey.
Christopher Fisher
We'd have to get the rest of the world onboard and maybe even share with them what we were able to recover. It will send a message to anyone else out there thinking of unleashing any other sort of hell upon this planet. The leaders of the communist party think they rule the whole fucking world. They admire the worst of the world's past dictators who have killed hundreds of millions of people. Today's Chinese communist leaders also have no problem killing people. They need to be closed off like N. Korea. Fuck 'em.
Oliver Scott
1 million soon guys!
Cooper Walker
My counties infection rate has flatlined for four days now. Is it ogre?
