Fun fact: the gross death rate in the US is down for this part of the year. Why is that, you ask? Driving kills about 100 people per day. Every 10 days of reduced traffic nationwide, about 1000 people live who would have been killed in a traffic accident.
I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it.
He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat.
The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones.
They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it.
I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. "We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?"
I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.
I bake more than I want, it's a timesink when others can and I've got such a high score, but good to do when necessary. Generally it's shit to get anything because people don't want to work but if you have price comparisons to do then get what's good, the price slashing should come heavier when there's mass unemployment.
>it's a "glow in the dark nigger mod has involved conversations with his own sockpuppets to justify the mass ban and split he's about to perform" episode It's all so tiresome. I wish he'd been fired during one of the shutdowns.
Bruh... Why didn't Billion dollar bill, even get one dollar bill for all his bullshit rap words? Looks like he got shafted. Saw him in the dollar store. That nigga is broke. He asked me to take down his old lyrics.... I'm not doing it. He insulted me so that's what he gets for trying to be super cool when I was trying to make art.... Not retarded Ukraine rap songs
Leftists do think this way, because they view anyone opposed to globo-homo (read: everyone ITT except the tranny posting memeflaggot) as their mortal enemy.
Indeed. Still no idea what the hell to buy a gf for a several-months-in-advance birthday present, though. Maybe a bikini, considering her bday is in the summer. >tfw I realize I should probably get a ResetERA account just to post extreme cringe
>cheering for american deaths in /ptg/ this is why the only people who like you are your crusty sockpuppets
Levi Long
>New school curriculum raises eyebrows in Orban's Hungary: Anti-Semitic authors will soon be compulsory reading in Hungarian schools, and history books will be rewritten to promote pride in the nation. Viktor Orban's controversial new school curriculum is drawing outrage >Hungary's Leader Orban Bans Gender Studies in All Universities Because It's 'Not a Science'
>girl fetishists Even women like the aesthetic qualities of good looking women, what fucking retardation. Also maybe so but we're a ways off from the panic buying days and gouging being over. I'd wait a bit for big big sales.
Logan Martinez
By welding the doors, living in the pods, and walling the roads.
IT'S HER TWITTER PASSWORD I GOT A 2FA WARNING BOUNCE WHEN I TRIED IT
Aiden Peterson
Not really, not for you... what if the police show the hospital your little joke here when they are playing Musical Ventilators at your local Cirque de Hospital
Levi James
should I catch the coof? I'm kind of bored of the game.
