/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2841 - We're fucked edition

It's just the flu. Calm the fuck down

Cum

50/50

In the mood for a morning fap anons?

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/r/-ing

Will America recover? I'm seriously concerned because if not than everyone is fucked big time in terms of economics.

Does this make the cut to be in op's post?

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I fail to comprehend why this bot exists but I like the picture so whatever. BTW mommy gf/wife is a lie, women despise men they have to take care of.

How bad is it going to get?

Just saw that home depot is stopping the sale of n95 masks and reserving them for hospitals. Do you think I'll get some dirty looks if I wore one oot and aboot?

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/ptg/ must be here because right out of the gate the posting quality is shit. Go the fuck back to your campaign headquarters you faggots.

pretty sweet numbers yesterday
we might be hitting 5k deaths today
gonna celebrate by smoking some grass and chugging half a bottle of šljivovica which my grandpa made

With the way things are going, America will look like Ecuador in a month or so.

Nope.

based

Does anyone know if the canadian army is getting ready to do anything?

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We all gonna die

Yes, give her your all, we need to reach 1 Million today, also stay the fuck away from me

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Who wanna fap the flu away?

SMELL THE BRAP OF THE NEW QUEEN OF Yas Forums OR YOUR MUM WILL CATCH CORONA

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Damn I just started to live on a decent level. I don't want to witness anything my parents did in 90s fuck fuck fuck.

Final datapoints for the day. We won't really know the true trajectory until april 10th or so. However it's worth noting that all the estimates by other sources keep increasing every day. Their models are partially based on Chinese data and asian data in general, which may not apply to the US.

We'll also see if the fish cleaner miracle drug takes effect or not.

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How many will they kill today?

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Who’s dying from virus:

>old people
90% or more don’t benefit society at all. Literal leeches

>fat fucks
Disgusting and useless (other than comedic purposes)

>people with shitty health anyways
Survival of the fittest

Who gives a fuck. It’s for the good of the world. The people in danger have little to no benefit to the rest of the population

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Rakia, the fuel of GODs ...
I have chugged half a bottle of Grozdova (or Grozdanka) myself this nite...
Nazdrave balkan bro

NA NA NA NA NA YOU CAN'T INFECT ME

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Will anyone?

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>Wagecuck
I'll do it later, still need to wait for 2 more hours before my duty's done.

Chinalying!

nazdravlje
i živjeli

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Hundreds of millions dead across the world by the end of the year.

Then the 2nd season starts again next year.

You will be the last infected. Mark these digits

Tbh I have a 5 inch dick, full erection. I'm okay being purged from society. No point in being in shape or living healthy when you have a small dick that won't please a woman.

hydroxychloroquine is bullshit, maybe helps in a few cases. Don't count on it. Hard to believe anybody thinks anything below 200k is realistic by any means.

*COOOOF*

Who do think really had the NERV to unleash this.

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blessed trips. 1,000,000 people under her influence soon. the spread cannot be stopped.

>dead : 47,245
lol, still only 47,245.
How many days has it been stuck at 47,245? Four days? Five days?

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CORONA-CHAN WORLD CLEANSER RAVAGE MY COUNTRY PURIFY IT 10K INFECTED TODAY PLEASE

It's not just about surviving. It's also about the fact that this virus is neuroinvasive and can permanently alter your mental state and give you symptoms of schizophrenia, just like SARS did back in 2004.
pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187

Get this fagot

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Kike alert

No. Lots of people are now.

Probably put on panties and do one of their famous thumb butt parties

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Countries that didn't get significant damage can make it out I guess. Like South Korea or Russia (our cases went down yesterday). Dollar-based world economy is the problem. The bigger the cupboard the louder it falls as we say.

Republican politicians finally gave up on libertarianism and realized you actually can have a large amount of the population living on neetbux while still maintaining a decent standard of living.

Okay since the Bolsheviks have us all locked in our homes and my threads never last 5 mins. Can we give updates on the situation where you are. Like the hospital situation and everything else.

We were told that it would have overloaded hospitals by now by they are actually empty... I don’t know anybody that knows anybody that has the virus or has had it.

It’s all just so weird like it’s a big mind fuck.

I’m from north of England

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444 checked

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Go away you disgusting imposter

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Sound the alarm canada!! Kike alert kike alert!!!

We’ve gone from 2 million, to 300,000 to 100,000 Americans will die, and from the hospitals are a war zone, to just NY hospitals are a war zone, to no hospitals are a war zone in 3 weeks.
All due to “social distancing” despite the millions of American's who never partook in it.

Massively over-hyped 'pandemic'.

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I have a feeling 1 million will be disappointing.

She can't get better than this.

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God, I hope this is true. Hopefully afterwards a right wing ultranationalist will get elected.

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GENDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How long till a million cases?
I want that update to Corona-chan's tits

My money's on yep

The blonde corona chan is a paltry counterfeit

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>Their models are partially based on Chinese data and asian data in general, which may not apply to the US.
It may not even apply to asia either.

palestine health minister yacooof litzman infected
friendly fire?

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I don't even understand what the guy is trying to say?

look at this dude

Superforceasters are up to 151K. Up from 149K 4 days ago. University of Washington is up to 94K. Up from 82K 3 days ago. Don't have any new expert surveys.

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Today we will get
>1m cases
>5k daily deaths
>1k total German deaths
All worth celebrating

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based elon muskerino!!!!!!!!

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It's gonna be the end of today or tomorrow, my dude

>trips
BASED burguer baker
argie baker is a faggot

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archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/240915124/

Take your fish cleaner coofers.

This is true of literally any event. The weak always die first and die in the greatest number. That doesn't mean you shouldn't be concerned about events with high death rates. How many 9/11's will we be at in a few weeks? 10? 20?

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When is the next market dump from normies freaking out about coronachan?

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Germany's deaths are going to start spiking considering how many serious/critical they have.

I think they've got those 3000+ all tubed and hoping they survive it.

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70% of tests return positive wether you have corona or not
it's a scam

Stay home, your poor life decisions might cost me some of my precious borrowed time!

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Ehh, I'll post the black one.

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proofs?

Geez, sometimes i envy you southerners, so good are your alco.

I really hope, though we are going hard for club 500 - they just announced 37 new tallying up to 449 and my city (Sofia) is at about 300 already....
ALL FUCKING ILLEGAL WORKERS FROM SHITALY , ALL FUCKIN GYPSIES ....
The GUBMINT is keeping the racial detail on the down low, but I have friends in LEO so I know the truth...
It will inevitably leak out, and then there will be a full blown race war out there....
MFW i live next to one of the ghettos in the city (about 2.2 km straight on the road in front of my block of flats).... Shit is gettin real very fast and very soon.

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checked

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I've got balls of steel.

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Getting kinda bored, lads

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get a gun
someone in your family should have one

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What about that thread?

Wait till it reaches 1 Million, also stay the fuck away from me

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based mitchell-poster

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Link?

how about some art?

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Say a Yas Forumstard hypothetically had a stash of 500 N95 masks that he stockpiled before any of this craziness started.

Should I start wearing them when I leave the house? Only 53 people per 100,000 have tested positive so far

>South Africa
>1380 confirmed cases
>5 confirmed deaths

How many dead niggers are we looking at by December?

nypost.com/2020/04/01/prominent-south-african-virologist-gita-ramjee-dies-from-coronavirus/

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Except were still on track for 2 mil the other numbers are just lies to placate the population

>Germany's deaths are going to start spiking considering how many serious/critical they have.
The numbers are cooked. They don't list people who die because of corona if they haven't tested positive while alive.
They also publish outdated case numbers -- 12-24h behind John Hopkins.

Here's the reality. Get ready to witness the truth for one second of your life. Final USA death toll is 800k-1mil.

"NOTHINGBURGER"

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I don't feel well

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There is more to Corona Virus than meets the eye

courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.casd.660353/gov.uscourts.casd.660353.3.0.pdf

I got made redundant today. Back to neetdom, I guess.

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I'll vote for master blaster

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>suppressing Taiwan info
>Nips called out WHO as Chinese Health Org.

so

is that video of corpseway corridor in new york legit?

Yes you fucking retard, eye and glove protection as well if you have them. You should have been doing this as soon as our affirmative action Surgeon General started pushing the no PPE shit (because apparently it's good enough for hospitals but not you plebs)

Fuck dirty looks, fuck whatever anybody who doesn't have it thinks. They made a choice, now let them live with it.

I was exaggerating - but not by much

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/32133832?fbclid=IwAR03QZVnr4Bmu5l9bzjU5uMWDesVfl_hZ6orLdFYidjzCGkkcReTcSVF9PQ

>+1000 infected
>50 deaths
Peru is kill

MY DICK IS SO HARD

nothingburgers perpetually blown the fuck out through space and time

April tenth is when the models predict it will level off. If that doesn't happen, things will get bad

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WHERES MY DIARRHEA CHECK