He was such a good consoomer. He always knew what Avengers movie qoute to repeat when someone did something yikes worthy. He will be missed but his legacy will always be with us, one that includes a huge Funko Pop collection as well as every call of duty game since 2008 in a physical copy.
He was such a good consoomer...
that's the most tasteless fucking thing ever
Fuck...just fuck...
What was our mistake?
Believing the jew
reddit
america
the internet
the entire last decade
letting jewish bankers rule the world
>31 awards
>no proof that it's real
Burying our dead was the first practice humans collectively engaged in that could be considered as some semblance of culture and it’s come to this
some one coofed on me in the last thread.
Was it worth it?
How did they actually pour them in that head? It's a helmet and has a hole in the bottom of it?
>Mother died today
probably into the stand
They probably put some kind of container inside it.
the helmets were mounted on a hollow plastic thing
This is kinda cool given that it's a helmet. What really bothers me is that it wasn't designed by a relative, or by the deceased person themselves. You can't really look at that and take any pride or solace in it, can you? I don't know. Maybe, but maybe not. You visit your relatives ashes, and you see
"Bungie Studios™ presents: The helmet from halo featuring, that one dead guy."
Maybe it's a stupid line of logic, but I can't move away from it.
Trapped in another mans creation, his idea, some corporations shit. That kinda fucking sucks, so for that alone I don't like it. If it were the other way around though that would be kinda neat I guess. We'll all probably end up in something boring, but at least obviously full of corpse ashes.
there is no saving it dude
A true gamer funeral.
I see what you mean, but I imagine his family wants to remember him as the halo fanboy he was in real life. There's nothing wrong with that I think.
I personally want my ashes to be the fertilizer for a tree.
I actually just realized it's not just Western civ that's fucked it's probably all of mankind
He fell for it
Imagine how fat he was...
Fuck you japs are brutal.
>Trapped in another mans creation, his idea, some corporations shit.
this. soulless brandshit. A few years back I wanted to get hats for a party. Couldn't find anything that didn't have branded characters from Marvel, Disney, whatever. No thanks.
*HONK* *HONK*
WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THIS TO TYLER??
Guess you could call him Ashter Chief.
i want to be the one to chop your shitty soul-tree down.But some hippy liberal will probably go and get legislature passed to make thesse trees "protected" or some faggy shit like that so if that does happen I hope two faggots fuck behind and up against your tree and contract HIV and then die against your tree and then they get the idea to turn their ashes into a tree, right at the same spot of your tree.
Post your urn Yas Forums
^thats actually hella wholesome eat a bat's dong
ching chong
They were probably fighting for the spidey and iron man costumes before because they're the only ones who get to laugh openly.
Anybody got a source for the base image?
Can't find it on sankaku
I mean it was for a 5 year old so it's at least reasonable
Do you even need to ask?
Who remembers the glory days?
>Trapped in another mans creation, his idea, some corporations shit
This. well put. I was going to just call it cringe but this explains the cheap feeling and cringe.
>Chinese plastic toy urn
>POS had no life outside of gooming casual trash
Suck my uncircumcised cock you dirty Muslim cockroach.
>Console baby shit
>CoD with a space theme
Nah faggot. Quake was a much better game.
>5 year old
That's even worse, he didn't even have time to form his own identity and just had that shit forced on him. I mean, jesus christ a 5 year old can barely speak, he probably didn't even like capeshit or understand it, his parents just took him to all the movies and watched netflix with him and probably boasted about it and were proud of how their toddler was a "marvel fan" or whatever.
shut up forever jap two nukes weren't enough!
Bang more farm animals you mircrodick Muslim pedophile worshiper
Whatever, OP
I think Halo is a pretty cool guy
I mean you're probably looking a bit too deep into this
Like my house always had some game consoles in it (had older siblings who played them), I liked Mario a lot at that age, owned some Mario shirts and all. I don't think it would be entirely unreasonable to say "Mario fan" was a part of my "identity" at that age. I still think the funeral is a bit overkill though
what the fuck is your problem ?? are you mad that nobody will care this much when you're dead ??
Who will keep your ashes when you are gone? Does anyone give a fuck about you? If no one cares about you when you're alive they won't care when you're Ash.
KEK @ those boomers in the reflection.
I don't get it, what's wrong with liking motoX ?
>I personally want my ashes to be the fertilizer for a tree.
I am going to pee on that tree and chop it down after
Yup
Halo Combat Evolved
Infection sandtrap with the bros after middle school
*coof coof*
Based Halo 3 Legendary Edition Helmet. I have one a couple feet away from me too. Probably wouldn’t want to be put into it though after I pass. It’s kind of narrow and cheap feeing on the inside.
What's up with Japs and the Avengers movies?
zhang tier comment
>What was our mistake?
Supporting Trump.
Capitalism
Deconstructing our culture has been the explicit goal of all political activity since the end of WW2.
This isn't even a secret, they literally say it to our faces, yet people still think it's a conspiracy theory.
> and chop it down after
Build it into a boat
And float it in a lake
And with dynamite
I will explode the thing
If he can't respect is resting place by sprinkling his ashes it on a tree, I am going to chop down that tree is turn it into cheap firewood.
Poor white trash have nothing on niggers.
eh kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything
Jesus, have some fucking respect for your son. Absolutely tasteless