Ask a mexican anything

Is it true that Mexican strippers let you suck on their nipples and touch the outside of their pussies?

Am I the only one who thinks she shaves her face? And I mean the whole face and not just the beard part. She looks like she has 5 oclock shadow on her face.

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im racially basque and galician, so no.

Only in Tijuana

How does it feel to have a meme president?

OPuta why are you are fucking faggot

as a resident of Mexico, what do you think of this retard?

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Do Mexicans in Mexico make as many dick jokes as the ones over here. Get anything phallic looking in a Mexicans hands and he'll jerk it off for 'humor'

When your not a troglodyte American strippers do too

Why did you post the picture of a Venezuelan girl if you are from Mexico?

Also, its Denisse Gomez, not Gonzalez.

i can't stand this picture. it looks like my brother.

she can vault my pole if you know what i'm insinuating at this moment

do you like brittos

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Mexicans laugh hard af at gay jokes all the time.

the day of the leaf is only days away

Fucking eternally shitter shattered leafs can’t talk about anything without Trump on their minds.

Funny idiot.

why are trumpkins so sensitive? who are the special snowflakes now?

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he is a good man.

im not a puta

I like him, he is copying and admiring my president.

Will you assist us in wiping out the nigger menace?

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it's their bread and butter.

Yes, when someone bends over we make some sort of kiss noise like "muack" or we say ayyyy indicating that they went down to suck dick lmao

Liar OP, you're such a liar also a faggot.

Why is your food do good?

Do you like Pupusas?

He's fucking insane in most of our eyes, but insane in a funny way

That's a big lie and you know it.

Pretty sexy stomach ngl

That machismo got in their heads.

we have only 29 deaths, my chart is accurate.

>ask a mexican anything
Do you wiggy wiggy wiggy?
youtube.com/watch?v=zC14xVFiqYk

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if spics didn't breed like a literal virus I'd call them based.

>he's a good man
>literally close kidgarden support
>literally reduce healthcare budget
>deals with the family of a narcotics traficant
>stop giving kids with cancer their medications.
>every gov contract is given directly to his friends
So fucking retarded OP.

>cntrl F
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This board is hopeless as it is compromised

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why is italian food so good? we made it with passion.

This tactic never works. Especially when coming from someone who, like I said, cannot go an hour without reeeing over Trumps existence. It’s all just projection and everyone can see it.

Girls don't have stomachs, they have tummies retard.

>>deals with the family of a narcotics traficant

he is not Calderon and his gay puppet Gerardo Luna hahahahahahahahahaha

>ask a mexican anything

I rather not

it doesn't mean we have the better healthcare systems of the world every mexican know, that you're lying.

Well I guess you're right if we only count the deaths that the goverment counts.

he actaully did.
cnnespanol.cnn.com/video/julian-lebaron-amlo-chapo-mama-encuentro-saludo-cartel-sinaloa-perspectivas-mexico-sot/
he actually lik the boots of chapos family while avoid the family of rural plebs killed by narcotics cartels.

is mexico getting screwed by corona? is the heat slowing it down?

can you stop illegally crossing our borders please

Do you look like this?

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I dont like AMLO that much, but that old lady is in her 90s. Fuck off

kek you faggot

No and no, my city has like 4 confirmed cases, and I personally tought we would get many more cases given that we are a port city and the virus is spreading in parts of the country that are warm or hot

The chart is quite accurate but it doesn't specify:

Highest means "Has AT LEAST universal healthcare, there's a way you could get treatment for free but is mostly a russian roulette"
Mid means "Doesn't have universal healthcare but you can pay for it! rest assure you'll actually get treated but only if you pay"
Lowest means "Healthcare? What's that?"

Yes, but we will cross legally and then stay illegally
I met a Swiss guy once, he was really nice

Why are you gay