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not sure how Stern got his information but what I am saying is true. It will 100% extend till June for almost all western countries including South Asia.

its gonna go on until the (((vaccine))) arrives

>Howard Stern said he has insider knowledge this is gonna go 18 months.

Howard Stern talked to an epidemiologist. It's not "insider knowledge", it's common knowledge if you read what epidemiologists are putting out.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH A LOCKDOWN JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

Everyone already knows this

Nepals law

fucking newfag nigger and muslim color flag
how? they just announced it

t. nufag larping as an oldfag

A lockdown flew over my house

Not talking about Dr Agus. Listen carefully, he referenced the Illuminati when taking to Adam Levine, he has in his possession Hazmat suits, masks, food, & is an undisclosed location.

I don't mind. Happening life is pretty comfy actually

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>till June
lol, I expect this to go way into fall maybe even into next year. You heard it here first

How are we gonna live? Where will people get money? Food? Clothing?

works for me.
I like the idea of being obese for no fucking reason.
fat acceptance!

>fuck OP hes a raging tranny train training sissy faggot.

What you are doing is coping as a normie. That's okay. You won't understand till its too late.

Edge.

I haven't listened to Stern since Artie went off the rails and tried to kill himself. I don't know who he's had on the show or who Dr Agus is.

I just know that every legitimate epidemiologist is saying it's going to be 18-24 months minimum unless you want to kill a fuckton of people. Herd immunity is still up in the air by the way. If people can be reinfected in a relatively short period time this could be an extinction event.

No one is coming out and saying that though, normies would lose their fucking minds. Have to read between the lines.

Cope. Whores like you get the rope first.

Victory gardens and food stamps. We all kangz now.

We warned you, you didn't listen. Now you gonna suck dick.

So no vaccine?

A vaccine is more likely to come in three years than 18 months. Fauci is the calming presence people need now but he's blowing smoke up the people's asses.

12-18 months could happen but it's extremely unlikely in that time frame.

But he said we’ll have a lot of other measures to deal with this to buy us time for the vaccine. Is that all bullshit too? Will we even get a vaccine

Germany lifts the lockdown on the 20th april according to current plans, they say it is for mudslime ramadan, but it is the legendary birthday of the last big hero.

There will never be a vaccine for a corona type virus. Welcome to your new life.

Pandora’s box has been opened, mutated strains will get worse and worse

The hydroxychloroquine had success in a small sample size and in vitro. SARS had same results in those scenarios but fell flat when rolled out large scale, we'll see if it works on this but I don't have my hopes up over it.

A vaccine isn't guaranteed.

Why is Israel immune?

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>mutated strains

This may actually be what saves us. If it mutates into something less deadly, like the flu for example, we're doing blow off strippers asses again.

Source: It's hidden in the bleach bottle underneath the cabinet. Don't pour it down the sink, it ruins your pipes. Dilute it with a little bit of water and slam that shit. Don't be a pussy.
The message is all the way at the bottom but I know you can do it bro.
Hurry up

Germany will extend it till the end of June. German, French and Brit gov will only allow Mudslimes to go break it for their festival.

You suck at creative writing and probably suck at everything else, too.

You are right. This is why I am on Yas Forums.

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I hope they allow them to break lockdown. So we stay inside, while soldiers burn them down with flamethrowers. damn that would be so damn fine.

> Howard Stern said
Of all the Jews who make you say, "yeah, this guy is giving it to us straight, don't worry", you pick Howard motherfucking Stern, the king of degeneracy in the most degenerate industry known to man, entertainment.

If I pay you $10,000, will you get a vasectomy? This is a serious offer.

>Imagine being this childish and thinking vaccines will be effective against coronaviruses

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18 months until return to normalcy, yes. Cases will taper in the summer but explode again in the fall/winter and everything will get shut down again. By next fall we'll have a vaccine and have our final peak of the virus and it will be gone (or a new normal like flu.)

If Howard Stern is right, I will purchase the services of a transsexual hooker, take a picture with xer cock on my face, then post it on Yas Forums exactly two weeks after either occurs:
a.) A law goes into effect mandating quarantine until date X, where Date X - March 14 is greater than or equal to 18 months.
b.) We hit the 18 month marker naturally.

Cap this and post it. I have a low tolerance for shame and a propensity for self-loathing; I will do it just to browse Yas Forums and not remember I am no longer a man of my word.

The Australian PM is saying it'll be for another 6 months at least.
Buckle up frens, this is going to be the comfiest time of your life.

JUNE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

I never wanted this much of a happening Bruce. I miss my old bullshit life.

Virginia governor already has us on lockdown through June 10th.

English is his second or third language, you nigger

Howard Sterns a whiny kike

Just be glad that we get such a comfy happening. This is way better than war or famine.

Yeah, you are correct and thanks. But I really suck at creative writing and with life. It is what it is

hope you have enough tp

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check'd
war and famine will follow soon user

Nepalbro is right. It would take a miracle for this to not spiral into complete chaos.

>hope you have enough tp

I have a shower next to my toilet. I stocked up on 9mm, 5.56 and 00 buck instead of TP.

>tfw scared of firing buckshot out of my shotgun because it's old as shit and has a really tight choke
But yeah, I've got a thousand rounds or so of 9mm too.

>inb4 source

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You're on the record nigger, I'll call you out if it doesn't happen.

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Humans can't be locked up we need to be free

It was already like that for virginia old news