I need the hacker known as Yas Forums to hack a based game

I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE, I HATE CAPITALISM!

This game plays with your feelings and makes you invested in your videogame gay romance only to try and make you spend $999999 on shitty gems just so you don't kill the goddamn baby.

> Ohhh you found out you were pregnant, what do you want to do?
> - Keep the baby (99999 Gems)
> - Stab yourself in the stomach and kill the baby (free)

FUCK THAT, please hacker known was Yas Forums, I tried everything, I searched everywhere, Lucky Patch doesn't work neither on phone nor blue stacks.

THIS GAME IS BASED AND I NEED IT AHHH

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

SEE WHAT THIS MONSTERS MAKE ME DO? REJECT HIM

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AND THERE IS NOBODY IN YOUTUBE SO SHOW ALL OF THIS, the people who stream it only show the free options since they are poor fucks too.

I want to please my based virtual boyfriend, I don't want him to be disappointed ALL BECAUSE OF SOME CAPITALIST PIG.

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In communism we probably wouldn't have to stand people putting a price ON LOVE.

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Fuck off negroid shill.

FUCK YOU, you don't care because you hate touching romantic movies and games because it reminds you how alone and sad you are, AND YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'LL NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND.

I will get a boyfriend one day and he will buy my gems, but for now, I NEED A HACKER DAMN IT, I need the good scenes. PLEASE MR HACKER KNOWN AS Yas Forums HELP ME!

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No fuck YOU, get out of my board southamerican jew ape & shill

3 chan here, 4 chan is very busy he wanted me to tell you.
"Not your personal army"

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NO FUCK YOU, you come here just to say "build for bbc" or complain about jews, I AM DOING SOMETHING IMPORTANT, i'm trying to find the hacker known as Yas Forums to save us all from the tyranny of capitalism.

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What’s the game called

Well tell Mr. Hacker known as Yas Forums that I will not give up! I will get a royal audience with him and he will hack this game so I can get pretty gems and we'll live happily ever after!

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Girls are overrated. Bro love is underrated.

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"Episode - Choose your story"

The last "apk mod" seems to have stopped working 3 days ago... and I started playing it today, goddamn it!

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Agreed, in my opinion all women should be raped and killed.
The world belongs to men who love men, but I can't play romances with men who love men BECAUSE THEY DEMAND LIKE 999999 GEMS AND 48 HOURS WAIT FOR A 10 MINUTE CHAPTER.

Stop playing games fuxking weak fag

I am not going to have gay sex IRL i could get aids and die! It's safer to just have gay sex in virtual novels.

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absolutely based and schizopilled

> I need a hacker
> I'm holding out for a hacker till that gay game gets hacked
> He's gotta love pol
> and he's gotta hate jews
> and he's gotta get me 999999 gems and tickets for my gay virtual boyfriend to survive

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Hacker known as Yas Forums here. Game looks like dog shit. You're a fag for having played in the first place, but to get right to the point- that game looks so incredibly gay that I wouldn't bother unless you paid me more than the cost of your gay microtransactions and had it in writing you would cover my bills if I got sued.

Can't I just give you my voice instead in exchange?

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Ah shit I haxxed it.

Aaahhh ahhhhh AAaaahhhh

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this fucking thread

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why dont you download software for your pc that allows you to look through and change the game files on your phone? Its really not that hard you degenerate mermaid poster

You tell me what VPN provider you're using to get around hyper gay range bans, and I'll tell you how to put your gay file in hxd

I don't know how... I tried all day... I went from those fake scam surveys to mod apk to doing something called root to my phone and using lucky patch to create my own patch. But none of this work!

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I don't know what HxD is but it reminded me of HxM and if you put o's after every later it ends up saying Ho x Mo. he he

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Shit was easy to hack. Too bad this looks gay as fuck.

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>surveys
lmao you could also try to jailbreak your phone? Iv'e used some software to hack bloon battles like 5 years ago but I cant remember what it was. Ill see if I can find it for you

Why dont you just play chapters instead? That's hacked. Tbh I prefer episodes too

Link?

how did you do it!? WHAT DID YOU DO!? IT KILLED ME THAT I COULND'T PICK THAT BIKINI, PLS TELL ME!

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This is gay af. Why do I have to leap as a woman?

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Chapters is hacked? ohhh I didn't know, Episodes has more stories though, and a lot more comedy, and I got way too invested in the one of the gay and straight best friends who fall for each other.

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So you're a gold member larping as a transvestite communist for the sake of pozzing?

Uhhhh....I want this game too. Hello Panda only has every other shitty hacked game but not this one.

There are like 9999999 stories, in a lot the main character is male and the romance options are pretty woman, I just saw one of a florida man in apocaliptic world and he has to find females to repopulate the world and he finds 3 but the nigger woman chimps out and goes cannibal and eats the other 2 woman so you have the choice to let humans die or make mixed kids.

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look into ifunbox. it lets you change the files on your phone after plugging it into your computer.

Episodes is better but chapters is available on Hello Panda and so is choices.

I don’t have an Android. I only hax iOS.

What the fuck story is this, I'm playing this shit

Ayy got their clothes off

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youtube.com/watch?v=Lo0Bg_45rPI

It's called "pick your poison", you unlock it after using 17 gems or playing 40 stories (which is why I need the hack for the gems), the girl who made it gets in so much trouble all the time the forum makes like 9999 threads to get her banned, she always makes the villains black

I'm always so close to touching victory

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About to colonize this hoe

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Fml I need to play this

all calls are being forwarded to voice messaging box

Hey bro’s , Yas Forums here , sorry I can’t get your call right now , leave a message after the beep

VOICE MESSAGE BOX IS FULL
PLEASE HANG UP AND DIAL AGAIN
THANK YOU

OP, ask for help in the /g/ board..

>Race war you!

How is it supposed to work? I downloaded the V3.0 version but it won't open and the classic just shows this. DANG IT, why did god have to make me gay AND stupid.

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this is IOS only

You're brazilian, you're gonna die anytime soon of corona, you could buy me an apple iOS 14!

WAI WAIT WAIT! Aren't there iOs simulators for pc!? THERE HAVE TO BE!

Thanks OP. I’m enjoying this lesbian story

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That's pretty degenerate user. They have good marriage stories too

WELL I'M NOT, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IOS IS AND I WAS THE ONE WHO HAS BEEN SNICE 8:00 AM TRYING TO GET IT HACKED, IT'S 3:41 AM OF THE NEXT DAY!.

Why nothing good ever happens to me.

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Shit! We’ve been caught!

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>not playing the bleached dating sym
faggot

Wow OP, you must suck. Already found an APK that works for droid.

You tested it? I found a thousand and none of them work, neither on my phone nor on blue stacks!

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