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April 2, 2020 - 04:49
lel what the fuck is going on, nothing makes sense anymore
April 2, 2020 - 04:49
Just go virtual, faggots. Unfortunately Nancy Pelosi has never touched a computer
April 2, 2020 - 04:51
FUCKING LEL THEY ACTUALLY DID IT LIKE THE MEMES SAID THEY WOULD HOLY SHIT
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April 2, 2020 - 04:51
Uhh...guys what the fuck is going on here?!?!?!?
twitter.com /209TimesCA /status /1244768513199206400
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April 2, 2020 - 04:51
MAGA
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April 2, 2020 - 04:52
The Bernie people would riot if they weren't such hypocritical cucks.
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April 2, 2020 - 04:52
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April 2, 2020 - 04:52
(you) let yourself get infected. (you) know there is a cure. yet there (you) are glowing like a damn idiot.
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April 2, 2020 - 04:52
REAL AWOO HOURS WHO TF UP?!
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April 2, 2020 - 04:52
This is just what they wanted ever since Bernie Bros said Milwaukee would burn of Sanders wasn't the candidate
April 2, 2020 - 04:53
>CONVENTION CANCELLED I called it
April 2, 2020 - 04:53
Keep America Great and make white children! Contraception = treason!
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April 2, 2020 - 04:53
The bernouts will have to imagine the chain taste?
April 2, 2020 - 04:53
>This is a *COOF*tainment Zone
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April 2, 2020 - 04:53
Jesus saves IRL
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April 2, 2020 - 04:53
Listen here fat. You think you're a bad dude? I'll punch you in the rainforest.
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April 2, 2020 - 04:53
China sent infected people here to spread it purposely
April 2, 2020 - 04:53
MAGA
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April 2, 2020 - 04:54
this is not the way things were supposed to happen
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April 2, 2020 - 04:54
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April 2, 2020 - 04:54
look, jack how do i print 3d loli
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April 2, 2020 - 04:54
idk brother
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April 2, 2020 - 04:54
I'M CURED
FUCKING NOOOO WHY, I ONLY SLEPT 2 HOURS
April 2, 2020 - 04:55
I might be.
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April 2, 2020 - 04:54
Imagine if Trump forces paper ballots before November. The salt will be literally pouring our of your computer screen and blanket the country.
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April 2, 2020 - 04:55
I'm already infected, coofer. Save your germs for someone else.
April 2, 2020 - 04:55
Oh no. These posters are already infected... it's only a matter of time before they succumb to the COOF. This entire thread must be purged.
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April 2, 2020 - 04:56
Epic. Bernie can still win this
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April 2, 2020 - 04:56
Me. I'm technically "at work" still F5ing a build-farm page every few minutes.
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April 2, 2020 - 04:56
Virtual chain snacks, Milwaukee Arson Simulator
April 2, 2020 - 04:56
>Imagine if Trump forces paper ballots In person, with strict photo ID, no early voting or late harvesting. If you can't get your ass to the polls the day of, you don't get a say.
April 2, 2020 - 04:57
Trump should make the election happen early, not delay it.
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April 2, 2020 - 04:57
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April 2, 2020 - 04:57
>stockton that's pastaleaf trying to decide on which laptop to post from
April 2, 2020 - 04:57
AWOO
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April 2, 2020 - 04:57
I can't be infected, though.
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April 2, 2020 - 04:58
>not filtering memeflagging attention whore avatarfags
April 2, 2020 - 04:58
>renovate houses for investors to flip >labeled as an "essential business"
What the fuck bros, why don't I get a comfy quarantine vacation?
April 2, 2020 - 04:59
GO FUCK YOURSELVES, AWOOTARDS NOBODY LIKES YOU NO BO DY
April 2, 2020 - 04:59
I seriously think that if Biden dies of Chinese Virus before the election, then Bernie fails miserably but it unifies the country completely under Trump going into the next 4 years and gives a 65% majority in both house and senate.
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April 2, 2020 - 04:59
This but also paper ballots. Fuck letting google handle elections.
It'll happen when it's scheduled to.
April 2, 2020 - 04:59
At least you get paid.
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April 2, 2020 - 04:59
I like them
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April 2, 2020 - 05:00
BEST POTUS EVER Thank God for the sacrifices of all the good men and women who fight for us.
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April 2, 2020 - 05:00
I like awoo
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April 2, 2020 - 05:00
theres no chance of reinfection... right?
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April 2, 2020 - 05:00
ok
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April 2, 2020 - 05:01
Putin owes me for last month. I'm getting tired of the late payments.
April 2, 2020 - 05:01
This!
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April 2, 2020 - 05:01
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April 2, 2020 - 05:01
OH SHIT I'M CURED
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April 2, 2020 - 05:02
THE ABSOLUTELY DEGENERATE NEW SEX FAD POPULAR AMONG HOMOSEXUALS - COOFING
THEY INTENTIONALLY INFECT THEMSELVES WITH CORONAVIRUS IN ORDER TO INDUCE COUGHING FITS WHILE DEEPTHROATING DICKS
BELIEVED TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE ABNORMALLY HIGH RATE OF THE VIRUS BEING SPREAD IN NYC
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April 2, 2020 - 05:02
simps have gone too far
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April 2, 2020 - 05:02
MAGA!
Awoooooooo!
Godspeed mister President Sir
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April 2, 2020 - 05:02
Coofers are cringe. /cvg/ is a cancer.
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April 2, 2020 - 05:02
How can one state be so based?
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April 2, 2020 - 05:03
>Biden dies "Madam President"
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April 2, 2020 - 05:03
Animal Crossing is cringe.
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April 2, 2020 - 05:03
BORN TO AWOOO RUSSIA IS A FUCK 98 MILLION JAILED HILLARYS
April 2, 2020 - 05:03
>/cvg/ is a cancer. Must be your first day in /ptg/ then.
April 2, 2020 - 05:03
My glowing is unintensifying. Am I almost cured?
April 2, 2020 - 05:03
already got reinfected after being immune earlier d.esu
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April 2, 2020 - 05:04
MY LAYERS WILL PROTECT ME!
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April 2, 2020 - 05:04
Did /ptg/ enjoy this little story?
>Stacy Abrams Joe's VP will be the woman from Michigan.
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April 2, 2020 - 05:04
i remember watching something like 13 years ago on G4 about game glitches and in between the segments they'd take phone calls from people and answer questions about upcoming games. someone asked about Animal Crossing and the girl answering questions responded to the caller by saying it's a girls game and did not answer the question
April 2, 2020 - 05:05
Listen here, Corn Pop Virus
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April 2, 2020 - 05:06
/cvg/ is the new qanon faggotry
April 2, 2020 - 05:06
Except /cvg/ has been correct and QAnon was hope porn for failed boomers?
April 2, 2020 - 05:07
lol demoncrats on suicide watch, as usual
April 2, 2020 - 05:07
I never thought I would see something so unwholesome and degenerate involving Animal Crossing but it keeps getting worse.
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April 2, 2020 - 05:08
based and health-pilled.
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April 2, 2020 - 05:08
id says Glow. shoo shoo glowy sociopath poster.
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April 2, 2020 - 05:08
This will be sleepy creepy sloppy Joe's vp pick.
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April 2, 2020 - 05:08
Open wide
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April 2, 2020 - 05:08
>251531890 Still zero deaths from Corona virus.
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April 2, 2020 - 05:08
Q is more like passivism for retards.
April 2, 2020 - 05:08
>failed boomers if you're a boomer and still alive, you have not failed
April 2, 2020 - 05:09
/cvg/ is doom porn for failed zoomers, user.
April 2, 2020 - 05:09
in the end, my isolation measures worked 100%.
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April 2, 2020 - 05:10