/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2841 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

Spring break

Why are so many porn artists of Corona Chan spanish?

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Spring break is a past time, user. Especially in today's connected timeline. People have FOMO, fear of missing out, it's apparently a thing that even a pandemic has no effect on.

If it isn't then we need to make it that way.

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By lying to your citizens and telling them not to interrupt their daily lives in the beginning stages of a fucking pandemic.

Since user took it out of the OP, check out how fucked things are in Ecuador. This is the future for all third world countries. Africa, Caribbean, Central and parts of South America. This is coming for you:

mobile.twitter.com/MarcoTrovatoV/status/1245401867980505094

According to my calculations, fuck china.

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spics tend to be a horny bunch

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I keep getting reinfected.

Spaniards have a special interest in death and gloom. They seem to have passed that on to their rape babies.

Forgot pic related

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Fuck chinks.

are we going to hit a million cases today , can we party?

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Round 2 my fascii paisano?

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A lot of lewd artists in general are from latin america. More appreciation for ass and thighs I guess?

>This is the future for all third world countries. Africa, Caribbean, Central, parts of South America and all of North America
Fixed that for you.

When will the CDC start letting masks work in the US?

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oh don't you fucking dare

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>tfw spain

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masturbation gives you immunity

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 215,215 (5,110) Italy 110,574 (13,155) Spain 104,118 (9,387) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 77,981 (931) France 56,989 (4,032) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,768 (488) Turkey 15,679 (277) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Austria 10,711 (146) South Korea 9,976 (169) Canada 9,731 (129) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 6,931 (244) Israel 6,092 (26) Australia 5,106 (23) Sweden 4,947 (239) Norway 4,877 (44) Czech Republic 3,589 (39) Ireland 3,447 (85) Denmark 3,107 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Ecuador 2,758 (98) Poland 2,554 (43) Romania 2,460 (92) Japan 2,384 (57) Luxembourg 2,319 (29) Philippines 2,311 (96) Pakistan 2,118 (27) India 1,998 (58) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) Finland 1,446 (17) Greece 1,415 (51) South Africa 1,380 (5) Mexico 1,378 (37) Peru 1,323 (47) Panama 1,317 (32) Dominican Republic 1,284 (57)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +212 (+8) South Korea +89 (+4) Canada (+15) Brazil +51 (+2) Mexico +163 (+8) Peru (+9) Argentina (+1) Singapore (+1) Honduras +47 (+4) Guyana (+1) Australia +58 New Zealand +89 Kazakhstan +22 Vietnam +4 Cambodia +1 Paraguay +8 Guatemala +7 El Salvador +8 Grenada +1 Fiji +2 Bhutan +1…

>FULL LISTS
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We're blowing Shitaly out of the water...nothing personal kids.

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The Great Viral War of 2020

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Is jap user still here? Homeless WA user here. I have some PDF titles you can look up

show real flag catalufo.

Nah we can build a giant tent hospital to help with overflows if sick patients. Ecuador ain’t doin that shit. That’s why there are so many dead. All their serious condition patients are dying because they don’t have the capacity or capability to care for them

I forgot how dark Mexican culture was.
Literally have day of the dead.
Makes sense.
They got some nice asses down there I won't lie.

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do we really have homeless on Yas Forums? how do you even post here?

Wrong. You forgot to carry the 1.

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HAPPENING!!!!!! WE FULL PROHIBITION BOYS!!!!!!! GET BOOZE WHILE YOU STILL CAN!!!!
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Spring breakers

who is this 3dpd

I need more of that tonic water.

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My man, there isn't going to be anybody to take care of sick patients. Our nurses and doctors are running around wearing garbage bags with no masks. America is entirely fucked.

I crosschecked, this adds up

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Yeah, it's my life. If you aren't doing this you are fucking stupid. If you're not infected, at home, trying to protect granny, sure, I get it. But if you've got the plague already...

I was told that was NYC

What? Everybody likes it so why not?
If you fap you die and if you don't fap you still die so why not?

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Oh man, what do

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How are Americans coping with 1k+ deaths?

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If the Ecuador Situation continues and spills northward, we're gonna see some real shit. Those fucking migrant caravans are gonna have to be taken care of via mortar strike. Luckily most instances South American collapse will favor Brazil or Chile as refugee hubs purely due to their vicinity.

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Does anyone have the Corona-chan tits post 500k?
Pic realted

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Shit...

my energy is drained from posting these everywhere

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*decloaks*

Ahhh, you got me brah.
Sorry, just trying to lighten the mood amidst all this horror.

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>He's not innawoods yet
Pathetic

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You'd better develop a tree fetish.

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feels good to don't have that shit called day of the dead. doing Halloween here is fun.

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Library or phone. Also I assume many schizoposts I see are done by smelly bearded hobos sitting at a library computer

Like this!

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people like you is why I am going to start randomly killing speeders on the highway with my semi

next time you are trying to pass me, make sure to rethink that because I just might smash you like an insect and loot your guns

What's with the #filmyourhospital hash tag on twitter, people calling it a hoax because parking lots and lobbies are empty

But that booday is worth it.

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That's asking a lot from a mask

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