WARNING TO ALL "INFECTED" USERS

WARNING TO ALL "INFECTED" USERS.

Insider user here. The infection on Yas Forums is actually linked to your infection status IRL with covid19. The world governments have a database of all infectious people and are now sharing it with each other. The mods tapped into that database and if your IP matches the IP of a covid19 infected person then you get infected here. Please seek help at your nearest hospital if it shows you are infected. This is not a joke

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i was cured of corona IRL and my infection on Yas Forums went away same fucking day. theres the proof

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idk dude, i noticed a lot of the first 5 replies to shitty 250+ are all infected. maybe its some kind of doublenigger detector

>posted after April fool's is over.
Damn greenies, sucks to suck.

What

no please

I pity the April fools

lol ur a fuckin fag cause i didn't have it at all until later today and i still got access
oi just wanted to hijack ur shitty thread

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thread status: hijacked
wow how will i ever recover. you're the new OP

just zinc ionophore the virus away