ALL IMMUNECHADS REPORT IN

What is this shit?

Its just the flu you pussies

It’s a nothing burgy

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coof coof oops I so sorry me chinese coof coof

HAHAHAH

It was never really real to begin with

QUICK SOME ONE GIVE ME THE VACCINE
IM GONNA...IM GONNA...
*COOOOOOFFFFFF*

*COOF*

lol get fucked everyone is getting wuflu

immune CHAD here

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You are a coofer

Medicine

YOU WONT GIVE ME THE COOTIES THIS TIME, XI

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Immune chads rise up.

It's over. Embrace the coof
*coofs*

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I made it! I'm gonna marry my GF!

NO!

Chad reporting in

*AAAHHCHOOOOOO*
I SWEAR TO GOD ILL FIND THE MAN RESPONSIBLE AND MAKE HIM PAY FOR THIS TREACHERY
*COOF* *COOF"

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Clean chads are clean in real life, too.

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I had it earlier, now I'm a spreader.
*COOF*

Hola

hey bill. think you're clean????

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fucking green infected scum

Hi

Coof

im good m8

Test

FWD: youtube.com/watch?v=nax06OgSioU&feature=youtu.be&t=578

immune af

I haven't bathed since last month!

First we wall off the unclean, then we purge the Chinese

>green. hah.
>phlegm boi

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I assume you replied to an asymptomatic carrier. I assume I did the same.
However my condition stabilised very quickly. Within an hour I went from a green hue, to full green with biohazard, back to this.

It's literally just a flu bro no need to worry.

Don't worry, the infection will be over soon.

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I think I'm immune? hehe?

Haha holy shit I'm already cured.

JOIN THE HERD

>Hi
>cks

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Fuck jews, fuck niggers and most of all fuck jannies

Immunechad Number 69420101 reporting in

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Hello

Hell yeah, these people are sick!

hey Al

Gib cure

Immune chads are either glow niggers, or very, very cautious anons.

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IM NOT FEELING SO GOOD YOU FUCKERS
*COOF* *COOF* *COOF*

Olay

testing my immunity

they have Yas Forums gold accounts

I am immune sir, protect me.

Coof coof

Will internet lights go out this weekend? Thank God we have the cure now.

Nigger faggot

*violently shits a greenish bile in projectile form

Checking status. Am I unscathed?

All you had to do was listen...

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Well that can’t be good...

Reporting in

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CANDLEJACK FOUND THE CURE, ALL YOU HAVE TO D

lol

standing by.

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Chad status on board infected faggot

God has smiled upon us today brothers.

test

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cure me *cough*

I remain the superspreader. Invisible, undetectable, death.

Good evening

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WE’RE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING

You'll never take me alive.

OH NO

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Just never post and you can't get infected :)

Fells so fuckin good

rip

Hey, I'm cured!

God bless you

I'm not feeling so good

You’re not immune

God bless you

Good to be essential

Why does he wear the mask?

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IM GONNA COOOO CCOOOOOOOOFFF

I haven't posted all day and have no idea if I am infected or not. Sure hope no one coofed on me today.

20 MINUTES, I ONLY HAVE 20 MINUTES TO BE CURED
GIVE ME THE VACCINE ILL DO WHAT YOU SHOULDA DONE A LONG TIME A GO
AND I DONT CARE IF IT HAS THE NANOMACHINES, I WANNA LIIIIIVE

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social distance nao
reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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*pours tequila in your mouth*

No more tears, only dreams now.

HERRO? IS IT ME RU ROOKING FOR?

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We're gonna make it bro

11:11 youtube.com/watch?v=nax06OgSioU&feature=youtu.be&t=578

>vpn nigger
>reset router
So pure

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Kek

By these digits, I'm immune.

Can't get sick

If you're already infected

I still don't understand how you get it. From other comments? Do you just get it randomly? This shit is retarded

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immunes BTFO

We're going to make it.

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Kek'd

coof

Reporting

Checked

replying to coofposters doesn't infect you. that is an antisemitic conspiracy theory

Yeah see ill reply to this and be just fin- *COUGH COUGH*

Weakness. I cruised this untouched.

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Am I good?

Not anymore

Coog

You were never a true immunity Chad. All the REAL immunity Chads were on a sick raid (leather underpants obviously) with fellow marauders at the exact moment you were posting.

Nice try though, FAG.

You look weak brother, here’s more COOF

It really doesn't though, I've been replying all day.
Or maybe I'm just immune ツ

H- *coof* Here!

fuck coofers

*opens mouth*

infected fags btfo

bring out yer fected

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Actually I'm pretty sure it's server based. I've been switching between 4G and wifi all night alternating between infected/noninfected. So yeah.

You can't get infected if you have 100% aryan blood.

Reporting

*sticks my dick in the gaping mouth pussy*

See. Now I'm cured! Yay

Yes.

Oh no i'm sick again :(

I love isolation. I really fucking love it. I should have isolated years ago.

Am I immune?

Bo, I'm finally right about being immune

Well lets see did that infect me??????!?!?

Chinko trips. Your gunna die sorry.

*coofs*

no. reply to green posters with 'nigger' for immunity. It's too late for me but you can save yourself.

Reporting for duty