A tractor-trailer hauling a shipment of the hot coronavirus commodity crashed near Dallas early on Wednesday and caught fire, singeing thousands of rolls and spilling the rest all over an interstate, officials said.
The load of commercial toilet paper, typically used in stores, restaurants and other businesses, “burned extensively,” according to Dallas TV station WFAA.
The driver and his dog were not injured.
Traffic on Interstate 20 near Interstate 45 in Hutchins was snarled for hours because of the blaze, the Texas Department of Transportation said.
Demand for toilet paper has skyrocketed amid the coronavirus pandemic and lockdowns in effect across the nation.
Producers have ramped up production and shipping to resupply stores depleted by consumers buying in bulk.
You have to coof enough times *coof* *coof* *coof*
Nathaniel Martin
PS: As long as you're outside and all, what's been the deal with all the emergency vehicle sirens going off the past couple of weeks? I've been VPNing inside my apartment and it's like a fire truck or ambulance is going by every hour.
Carson Russell
OH NOES HOW WILL I EVER WIPE MY ASS
oh wait, there's water and soap. hoarding toilet paper is a straight up fire hazzard. top kek. you faggots will get your karma.
Liam Sanders
Carlos!
Evan Baker
Not realistic You build powerful abs by pooping
William Cox
Clearly an IED attack by the TP terrorists raising the price of the TP market in the coming apocalypse
I don’t know about you all... but this is the first time since college since I’ve felt alive. I have lots of silver and been waiting for this to happen for 5 years. The point where 1 silver Roosevelt dime buys me a blowjob from a formerly well to do housewife and her 18 year old daughter at the same time. I’ve been waiting in the shadows laughing at these cuck husbands who buy their wives range rovers instead of buying silver bullion... knowing that I’ll be face fucking their wives mouths for the 1.30$ it cost me to buy that silver dime.
Just yesterday at the local store i seamlessly entered a conversation with a roastie milf with a ring about corona in the water aisle... and I said it’s a cover for trump to bring us on a gold standard. She was looking at me in amazement like she wanted me to paint her lips in cum. At the end of the conversation I’m like take my number l, have plenty of protection and freeze dried food if you ever need it and she took it from me.
Jason Torres
One person poops five times a day, that's at LEAST half a roll each time. The average family is 2 or 3 children, mom, dad, maybe sometimes a black bull. The black bull poops too, maybe twice at your house. That's 15 rolls a day, 105 rolls a week, nearly 500 rolls a month. That tractor trailer load wouldn't last a Quiverfull family a DAY.
Jordan Cook
:DDD ebimn
Ayden Ortiz
>This was no "accident".
If you see the pattern and feel something reading this post, join us:
>Producers have ramped up production and shipping to resupply stores depleted by consumers buying in bulk. I found out any of you niggers bought in bulk I'm fucking ice picking you.
Kevin Richardson
i saw it on liveleak a good video is there fuck news websites
Jeremiah Powell
The fact this exists means someone imagined then drew it
