/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2839 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

100% I was off by 3 days

take the gift user
*cough* *cough*

*atchoo*

degenerate

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let's play c-chan mutation game
the first 10 replies with doubles (or higher) decide what body parts / features to add, get in here:

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>mfw I made it a full day without becoming a coofer

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You joined the early poster gang just to post this cry for help; maybe you don't actually want to die?

Be a good boy and call 911 if you've already injected an OD amount

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brazilian healthy ministers said that brazil bought masks from china but america got there first and took everything
wtf american bros

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Let's fix that!

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America first

China lied, people died
news.yahoo.com/amphtml/suspected-sars-virus-and-flu-found-in-luggage-fbi-report-describes-chinas-biosecurity-risk-144526820.html

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*COOF COOF*

why did he do this? I trusted him.

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DONT COOF ON ME

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You sick sonava bitch

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Noice

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*coof*

Aaaaaahhhhh no get away from you vile coofers!

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OH FUCK

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roll in here for mutations:

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Is this an April fools joke?

Am I still recovered

I'm already cured. Any chance to get reinfected here as well?

stop right there!

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infected theme
>youtube.com/watch?v=siUODtuk-5o

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>posting the fake alien instead of the real one

SAVE IT QUICK BEFORE THEY TRIANGULATE MY POSITION

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How many people per day is this gonna get up to?

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More than likely. Real question is will America hit 1k again

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AHHHHHHHHH.

They are helping you to thin out the herd and make cities less crowded. You should thank them.

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A few thousand a day

Why should either of you care?

Give me the cure, before I coof to death.

youtu.be/nKPUbWA_HW0

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if i get rona i get rona

Requesting muscles corona Chan

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What were tbe total gains yesterday? Did she break 80k infected a day?

>Mikey likes it is a girl
>Jake from State Farm is a nigger
>TV and movies flooded with mutts
Corona-chan take me away!

I haven't coofed in weeks

i just wanted to contect with you guys one more time

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Hang in there!

Wow /cvg/ really went down hill

Gary bot made oopsy

coofer

nice. nice. be sure to leave a suicide note explaining that its all the fault of jannies and jews
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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 215,215 (5,110) Italy 110,574 (13,155) Spain 104,118 (9,387) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 77,981 (931) France 56,989 (4,032) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,768 (488) Turkey 15,679 (277) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Austria 10,711 (146) South Korea 9,976 (169) Canada 9,731 (129) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 6,931 (244) Israel 6,092 (26) Australia 5,105 (23) Sweden 4,947 (239) Norway 4,877 (44) Czech Republic 3,589 (39) Ireland 3,447 (85) Denmark 3,107 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Ecuador 2,758 (98) Poland 2,554 (43) Romania 2,460 (92) Japan 2,384 (57) Luxembourg 2,319 (29) Philippines 2,311 (96) Pakistan 2,118 (27) India 1,998 (58) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) Finland 1,446 (17) Greece 1,415 (51) South Africa 1,380 (5) Mexico 1,378 (37) Peru 1,323 (47) Panama 1,317 (32) Dominican Republic 1,284 (57)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +212 (+8) South Korea +89 (+4) Canada (+15) Brazil +51 (+2) Mexico +163 (+8) Peru (+9) Argentina (+1) Singapore (+1) Honduras +47 (+4) Guyana (+1) Australia +57 New Zealand +89 Kazakhstan +22 Vietnam +4 Cambodia +1 Paraguay +8 Guatemala +7 El Salvador +8 Grenada +1 Bhutan +1…

>FULL LISTS
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I need your money to defeat the cabal

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It went downhill two months ago. It's half shill spam and half unfunny memes now. i dont know why i come here every day

Been steady at 5 cases in my small city for weeks. I guess this is just a big city problem?

Post Corona related videos of South America please.

WHO recap: it's but a mere bamboozle

>Intro-WN
deebly goncerned
"we witnessed a NEAR EXPONENTIAL GROWTH"
50k dead soon
Africa and central murica probably shafted
pls give gibs
3 months ago we knew almost nothing
we provide the best evidence
pls join solidarity trial

Q&A
>Brazil?
need comprehensive strategy
lockdowns only delay
suveilance and t&t needed-WB
>China lying?
we only count lab confirmed
China is gud boy-G
>Ramadan?
no big gatherings pls
thank you religious leaders for helping us-WN
>central america?
only beginning just now with outbreaks
social/economic challenges differ between countries
they need to coordinate w/ each other
this is serious,this is a DEADLY virus-WB
4Cs&WHO guidelines following pls-G
>Kosovo?
more testing
challenging times ahead-WB
>India?
too early for results of lockdown
it only delays,surveilance,t&t are key to winning
there IS NO EASY WAY OUT OF THIS-WB
FIRST EVER CORONAVIRUS PANDEMIC in the world
many unknowns
india gud boi-WN
comprehensive approach needed-G
>Students?
we're happy to help with policies on this-WB
>Ginger helping?
placebo effect helps
NO KNOWN TREATMENT-WB
>How to convince nothingburger fags?
it is A REAL THREAT to EVERYBODY ON THIS PLANET
20% severe or critical
30yos dying too
huge impact on society
everyone needs to play their part-G
>Nigeria?
working closely with them
currently reviewing how we can help more-WB
>China lying/WHO manipulated?
so many good info from china wow
pls look at other countries too
we need to be critical AND WE WILL BE-WB
we rely on data china gives us-G
new virus,1st ever corona pandemic
many unknowns-WN
China gave us 4 studies so far-WB

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Because you love it here?

I'm an essential worker and have to go to an office full of coofers every day. I'm jacked up on a bunch of antivirals and vitamins. What are my odds?

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Have you thanked the mods for the awesome virus game we got to play today?

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Don't forget to give Hanta-chan some love too. She's a good girl and is working hard to be just like her big sister, Corona-chan.
I love you, Hanta-chan!

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ANSWER FAGS

why don't you get sick?
*coof coof*

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what happened to corona-chan posting? :(
900k oc? corona-chan developing gif?

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>tfw tree pollen allergies
>neighbor's cherry tree blossomed
>develop dry coof
>no other symptoms, probably allergies
>still sweating bullets

Where's the OP pic from?

Give me the one where she shakes dat ass.

She's a good albeit nasty girl

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Vaccine is on the way, we're all gonna be okay. Sure lockdown will have to continue until we all get vaccinated, but then things will go mostly back to normal.

Just never forget what China did to us. Stop buying chink products.

Reminder that everyone who is still infected by the time April 1st ends will get perma rangebanned for a year

We're already at a few thousand per day tho..

>No Evidence of Rapid Antiviral Clearance or Clinical Benefit with the Combination of Hydroxychloroquine and Azithromycin in Patients with Severe COVID-19 Infection

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0399077X20300858

Where are nothingburgers now?

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for you my nigger

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those Motherfuckers on wikipedia!
March 26
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_epidemics
>Top Four epidemics for the 21st century
>Deaths - location - date - event
>1)ACTIVE)24,073 (As of March 26, 2020)-Spreading worldwide from China-2019–present-2019–20 Wuhan coronavirus outbreak-COVID-19
>2)18,000+-Worldwide 2009-2010 flu pandemic-Influenza
>3)11,300-West Africa-2013–2016-Ebola virus epidemic in West Africa-Ebola virus disease-Ebola virus virion
>4)ACTIVE)10,075(May 2017)-Hispaniola-2010–present-Haiti cholera outbreak-Cholera
April 1
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_epidemics
>Top Four epidemics for the 21st century
>Deaths - location - date - event
>1)CDC estimate 151,700-575,400(~284,00), WHO 18,036 confirmed deaths -Worldwide 2009-2010 flu pandemic-Influenza
>2)ACTIVE)46,809 (As of April 1, 2020)-Spreading worldwide from Wu Han China-2019–present-2019–20 Wuhan coronavirus outbreak-COVID-19
>3)11,300-West Africa-2013–2016-Ebola virus epidemic in West Africa-Ebola virus disease-Ebola virus virion
>4)ACTIVE)10,075(May 2017)-Hispaniola-2010–present-Haiti cholera outbreak-Cholera
Why did these fuckers STEAL first place from corona-chan again anons, wtf!

ty for recap
maybe call it CHO recap xD

Where are the yellow hazmat suit guys? In every zombie movie they are usually there. Where are they now? Why isn't the president in the doomsday bunker? What is going on??

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>ill infected by the time April 1st ends will get perma rangebanned for a year
Nice

Thanks mate... WHO go to hell

When u hate minorities so much that u want to drown in ur own lung fluid

Just call 911; life is short and you'll die eventually anyway. Might as well see what you can do with it until then

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If your lungs are already filled with antibodies from allergies it makes you less susceptible to the virus. Mother nature is just tough love.

Yes, we know flu has a CFR of 0.1%. That's why people claiming Covid-19, with a CFR of at least 10 times that, is so worrying.

the owners of the company that manufacture chloroquine were the two pharmaceutical billionaires that were found murdered in toronto a few years back.

why did he do what?

Think your life is shit? Yesterday my boss transferred a grand total of 170€ into my account for the hours I worked in March before quarantine. I work part-time. Government doesn't give a shit about the common people, they will let you starve to death but bail out FC Barcelona players who get paid millions p/month. I'm seriously considering doing something very stupid.

Holy shit. There is no vaccine.

how small a city do you live in?

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I fucking wish but sadly we're here forever.

It's an old irrelevant virus you won't get unless you eat rat feces like a chink

Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

You're gonna make it, lad.

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Ecuador is kill

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4.8k deaths
76k cases
America hit the 1k daily deaths club

mad black boy?

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nigga, i believe in corona-chan word but hantavirus is a literal nothingburger

>I'm seriously considering doing something very stupid.

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yw
sorry it took so long but fucking hell shit's getting bad here
at least the lockdown is working so far
will eventually dump all my recaps for giggles to compare

>we all get vaccinated, but then things will go mostly back to normal
idk bro. months and months of this is pretty hard for any non-stable governments. europe might be mostly fine, but elsewhere shit might just go down and become pretty serious and dangerous.
i wish us the best of luck.

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Wait til 50k dead.

At which point is the schizo goalpost now? How many weeks until millions of dead, schizoids?

When do you anons think Corona-chan can kill over 600,000 so that her place in first can be definitive and the numbers be undisputed by official sources?

This

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sauce?

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>tails
>tfw has two babies one fox flashbacks
Please don't