/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2838 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

Basssed.

AAAAAAAA

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What island had the death on it, need to make sure it wasn’t mine.

Bros, it's getting worse. halp.

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If any user dies from this and we never get to see your posting again
I want to say that I always loved you

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Heh

US is fucked edition

>Virus can travel 8 meters, stay in air for hours, says MIT
How can a virus stay in the air for hours?

can a /g/ faggot help me out
why do i keep 403ing on every archive.is link that i try to click

Hope y'all picked the right one.

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She's going to eat it after that

kek

Is it St. Patrick's day already?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=GpGEeneO-t0

>mfw winter is just starting here

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HELLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOO
IS ANYONE THERE?

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Cute!

Even Goku died of a virus just saying

Haha lol

# 251513989

> YOU ARE IMMUNE TO PROPAGANDA
> infected green nigger
bruh.....

G-guys it's still a nothingburger right?

im the right left but still go to store to buy alcohol
i have a full face mask tho

>tfw no winter or summer, only rainy and clear seasons
lmaoing @ you

smaller droplets don't get affected by gravity like the larger droplets, so it can be held up in the air.

Tests take a fucking week to process in Huezil.

Take everything we report and multiply by 10, that's the real number.

This, you are all loved! Don't forget that!

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upper left*

you have to change your dns

Why are we taking so long to reach /cvg/ 3000?

Who died and stopped posting?

Faggot, winters in Niggertina are warmer than summer here. Kys.

OFFICIAL THREAD THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=m0sQWhZgLQw

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Get some sleep argiebro

# 251514219

i was a lower lefty ever since January.

L I N E A R G R O W T H

RIP in pepperoni, dear hikkineet. u r kill

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 215,086 (5,110) Italy 110,574 (13,155) Spain 104,118 (9,387) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 77,981 (931) France 56,989 (4,032) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,768 (488) Turkey 15,679 (277) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Austria 10,711 (146) South Korea 9,976 (169) Canada 9,731 (129) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 6,931 (244) Israel 6,092 (26) Australia 5,105 (23) Sweden 4,947 (239) Norway 4,877 (44) Czech Republic 3,589 (39) Ireland 3,447 (85) Denmark 3,107 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Ecuador 2,758 (98) Poland 2,554 (43) Romania 2,460 (92) Japan 2,384 (57) Luxembourg 2,319 (29) Philippines 2,311 (96) Pakistan 2,118 (27) India 1,998 (58) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) Finland 1,446 (17) Greece 1,415 (51) South Africa 1,380 (5) Mexico 1,378 (37) Peru 1,323 (47) Panama 1,317 (32) Dominican Republic 1,284 (57)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +83 (+8) South Korea +89 (+4) Canada (+15) Brazil +51 (+2) Mexico +163 (+8) Peru (+9) Argentina (+1) Singapore (+1) Guyana (+1) Australia +57 New Zealand +89 Vietnam +4 Cambodia +1 Paraguay +8 Guatemala +7 Grenada +1 Bhutan +1…

>FULL LISTS
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Coof on me

What are you watching?
youtube.com/watch?v=oN4w8e432_o

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Sorry if I missed you in the last thread user
RT-qPCR is the test being used in general to detect SARS-CoV-2. Respiratory panels include NanoSphere's NanoGrid panel and BioFire's FilmArray. My source is the actual package inserts for these platforms, and the CDC's insert for their PCR method.

I guess there are also serological tests in other countries, but not the US, and they're absolutely worthless anyway.

me in the bottom left since i'm a poorfag. my demise will go unnoticed

Had to change my IP due to Captcha shitting its bed, gotta get infected again
Sorry for the mass reply.

>mfw south americans videos and picture have surpassed the horros of prime wuhan

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trump has been having briefings every day. That takes away from a lot of the posting in these threads for the 2 hours or so he has them.

that's like 3-4 threads worth of posts everyday

>dead kikes in NY
>old kikes
>fat asses
Jew York might not vote Trump in Nov

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kys memeflag. it's still cold enough to get sick

me on the right

Still more threads than daily American deaths

>trying to avoid me by not directly quoting me

Call the cops, they can't unhug you!

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Bought 3 months of supply, but no veggies or meat :(

In my state they take up to 14 days to process
Mentioned a shortage of the nose ram sticks
Mentioned a shortage of reagent
Never said anything about getting new tests yet
LETS GO WISCO WE ARE THIRD WORLD

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>Monkey ape
>Bugchasing
Jesus christ, control yourself.

DAILY REMINDER:

Governments do not care about you beyond their own interests. They have plenty of experts. They know the factual basis of this shit. They still decided to go with the most expensive and authoritarian course of action because it allows them to have greater power over you (while you cheer because you FEEL that you are being saved). Emergency situations sometimes demand certain temporary restrictions over our freedom, but ideally we minimize those restrictions down to what is strictly necessary. This is not what has been done. The government actively chose to take the most expensive and authoritarian course of action, unlike South Korea. Never let a perfectly fine emergency go to waste they say. Let it cook they say. They will suck your cock harder if you let them suffer. Disgusting apes.

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Does anyone have the stats regarding how many people who have to be intubated, ie, "serious cases" make any kind of recovery/actually come off the ventilator?

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So who's Trumps "friend" that's in a coma he keeps talking about? You know it's a public figure or he wouldn't mention it.

You now know the definition of controlled opposition
They're not controlled by some nefarious force in the background but by their symbiotic relationship with the system they claim to hate and fight. Their grifter gig dries up the moment that system is threatened in any way

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Seals are cute as fuck. They are like chubby water dogs.

>ARGAYTINE GOVT. TO NATIONALIZE PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES
ARGAYTINE GOVT. TO NATIONALIZE PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES
>ARGAYTINE GOVT. TO NATIONALIZE PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES
ARGAYTINE GOVT. TO NATIONALIZE PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES
>ARGAYTINE GOVT. TO NATIONALIZE PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES
ARGAYTINE GOVT. TO NATIONALIZE PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES
>ARGAYTINE GOVT. TO NATIONALIZE PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE COMPANIES

SOMEONE SEND HELP PLEASE

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>Congolombian
Pot calling a kettle black?

fuck you i hope you get raped

LE LAUGHING FACE

kinda wonder what society we are going to live in once this is over. I think the idea of the EU will be gone. lots of countries will probably go back nationalism. I also think that countries with high death rates will be very angry at countries with more wealth, who were better at dealing with the situation. I don't think that america's capitalism will survive the pandemic. africa, middle east, india and south america will probably be completely obliterated. I think globalism will be over

WELCOME TO /CVG/ WHO WORK ROUND THE CLOCK ADMINISTERING FRESH REDPILLS

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Thanks. I love you too.

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news flash, he makes shit up

Since you seem to be educated on the matter, will you be kind enough to let the others know that we are short on tests, and aren't testing the deceased?

How is India not getting fucked? Is Corona-chan no match for street shitter immune systems?

we're all here for you, user.

apparently a lot of people got sick according to Trends.Gab.Com

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

take the gift user
*cough* *cough*

why you green?

>Congo
Yeah, I have a big dick how did you know??

nypost.com/2020/04/01/engineer-derailed-train-near-usns-mercy-over-conspiracy-theory/
>“You only get this chance once. The whole world is watching,”
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>“You only get this chance once. The whole world is watching,”
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>“You only get this chance once. The whole world is watching,”
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>“You only get this chance once. The whole world is watching,”
nypost.com/2020/04/01/engineer-derailed-train-near-usns-mercy-over-conspiracy-theory/
>“You only get this chance once. The whole world is watching,”
nypost.com/2020/04/01/engineer-derailed-train-near-usns-mercy-over-conspiracy-theory/
>“You only get this chance once. The whole world is watching,”
nypost.com/2020/04/01/engineer-derailed-train-near-usns-mercy-over-conspiracy-theory/
>“You only get this chance once. The whole world is watching,”
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>“You only get this chance once. The whole world is watching,”

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If you had to be intubated you're coming out of this with permanent lung and often heart damage

It takes time to get infected. Let's see if you can make it before April Fools ends

It is just nobody is reporting it, state wide silence is enforced.

think about it
as fucked as ecuador is and considering how unreported they are officially, we'd have to multiply official numbers several-fold for the real numbers

I'M COOFING

Let me help you user
*coof*

They probably don't give a shit about deaths in the lower castes and don't bother documenting it.

>muh dick
Yea, it's a N

>oh, those Russians.

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watched some videos on the crash of 1929 and now reading some books about plagues. defoe's journal of the plague year and john barry's the great influenza are interesting.
india lost the most people in the 1918 pandemic, they will probably lose the most this time around too

Indians have strong immune systems. They live waist deep in their own poo 24/7

BASED ALBERTO

I voted for him to do that.

>Hits ppl with high BMI
>Indians do not suffer with that problem
Wow almost as if a virus was released to cull a certain section of society that is dragging down everything

Fucking pedo

first time doing heroin. digits decide how much how it i do. have a ton.heard its an easy way out

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so no one is talking about but what did he think that boat's endgame is? We know China picked up people in execution vehicles which isn't new

Back in swine flu days, only 5% of all deaths were reported, according to estimates. This time has to be worse since hospitals are overwhelmed and people are dropping like flies on the street

Reminder that a ton of Indians bathe in a sacred river full dysentery, cholera, hepatitis, and diarrhea disease

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
LOOK AT THE FUCKING MAP OF BNO
A NIGHTMAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Test.

Captcha shit the bed for me also, but virus status didn't change. Nor did it change when I vpn cycled a few hours ago. Not sure what sets virus status?

2 weeks, not memeing

It's really easy to OD on heroin, dude. Careful.

None. Show bellybutton then go to bed.

Go fuck some trannies, Joao. Maybe you'll live to the fullest before catching the bug.

nevermind i answered my own question. have a good one brahs. youre gonna make it

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Infect me ffs, I'm losing it!

We are testing the deceased, at least in Ohio. We also aren't short on tests per se. There was a big shortage on extraction buffer required to perform the PCR, but that's not so much the problem anymore. The big problem is that most hospitals are stupid and didn't invest in laboratories, so they all rely on LabCorp and Quest Diagnostics to run these tests. Those places understaff and underpay their staff, so they're facing backlogs that are weeks long. Around here, samples sent to ODH, UH (Case Western) or Ohio State get processed in 8 to 24 hours. But most doctors send out to Quest or LabCorp (some to Mayo or ARUP, but they're much better about turnarounds).

none

Does this mean there are no mild infections?

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how did Ecuador got hit so bad?

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Based

LIVE.
user.

save it before you need it for that. You don't want to develop a tolerance and then it becomes harder to sudoku

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44 grams
Checked

Farewell anons

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IT'S HAPPENING, OVERFAGS!
ONLY AN APOCALYPSIS!

>living somewhere that has to import most of it's food
it's as if whitoids chose extinction

80% will die user

Believe in the song of your heart, user!

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THE DISEASE IS NOT AS INFECTIOUS AS MOST OF Yas Forums THINKS. THE "SYMPTOMLESS CARRIERS" ARE A MEANS BY WHICH A MEDIA AND GOVERNMENTS CAN INFLUENCE THE MORTALITY RATE.

COVID 19 IS 100% LETHAL BUT ACTUALLY ONLY TRANSMITS THROUGH A FEW REPLICABLE SCENARIOS, NOWHERE NEAR AS WIDE AS WE SHOULD HAVE SEEN BY NOW

THE "SYMPTOMLESS" CARRIERS ARE JUST NUMBERS USED TO DILUTE THE DEATH TOLL

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why kill yourself now you can do that anytime. what's the rush?

Based

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>First South American country to get it
>Fourth World Healthcare System
>Extremely corrupt government
>People don't give a fuck unless they have symptoms

*cough*

Enjoy her gift!

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Https://youtu.be/U_bUpN52Iyw

well don't fucking kill yourself NOW

the fun is only starting!

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lick a public doorknob then, you got nothing to be afraid of

Will Hantachan grow up like coronachan?

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Didn't change sessions either, so I have the same cookies. That's weird.
Shut up, we eat you for breakfast.

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Cool, got any evidence for this or did you just make it up?

>more threads than apocalypses
Boomers were right all along

Okay but really whats the theory

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How come the astronauts aren't affected? Must be super powers from radiation.

No

So, are you testing anyone with symptoms that wants to be tested? They aren't in Wyoming, or weren't yesterday.

hopefully she does

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Wanna know what’s gonna happen to India and Africa? Look at Ecuador

Noooo the commies nooooo