Brit/pol/ dead memes edition

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>Angel soft PROFESSIONAL series
>professional
>series

What a sinister way to describe toilet paper

One of us, one of us

Have any of you actually been to a store in a gas mask yet?

I have, and spread autistic joy and amusement to the poor staff who work at Tesco and have gotten nothing but abuse for nearly 2 weeks.

Most likely when it’s noon for y’all

northerners = best
southerners = faggots
welsh = sheep shaggers
irish = potato niggers
hate the french
scots =

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>first and only post about it
fuck off you've been hitting on me all the fucking time genuinely having a crisis here thinking if i can ever drink again after waking up dreaming this fucking nightmare where some mad woman knocked on my door and asked me if she could just chill with me and after standing there in shock for a bit i let her in now what kind of fucking nightmare is that as if me posting here every night since i got sick wasn't bad enough now im dreaming this shite why the fuck did i let you in ffs

>been to a store
zoomers really are souless faggots.
their entire outlook and dialect has come from a screen

wait was i the woman who wanted to chill?

>Most likely when it’s noon for y’all
>for y’all

He said firing his six-shooters in the air

I dream of her almost every night.
The nightmare is waking,
and her not being by my side ...

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Just take your meds lad. The voices will stop.

Well worth it then. Embrace it

my nightmares are always about the same few things too
>being cheated on
>dead relatives/pets
>stuck in haunted house
>being hunted in a locked house by a man/people with weapons

hello bea stalker

Well I'm talking on here and usually to yanks. So yes, if I Americanise a bit. Suck my knob.

Console me

this national house arrest is going to wake a few people up to the routines theyve imagined they need to live by.
theres a few folk in my family whos sleeping patterns are all shot to fuck aswell and all of them are doing fine, the crawling up the walls in distress bollocks celebrities are putting out is virtue signalling, reality is most people are quite happy to stay indoors.

it sort of mirrors the rise of the self service checkout, handful of old biddies crying about no social interaction and putting some wagie out of work but the reality is the people WANT them, theyll queue to use them over speaking to some spastic cashier, an inauthentic interaction is worse than no interaction at all.

No tripfags yet. Don't they have a nightshift?

i dont fucking know fucking hope not

Trips have been nulled by the virus

Hopefully it is permanent.

>What sorta stereotypes are associated with northerners and southerners?
Norf - poor and working class
Souf - Where London is and the Royal family, all of the faggy lame people are here and all of the theatre actors and rich people
>Where do the Scots and Irish fit in?
Scotland and Ireland are mostly irrelevant to the news, the Scots pretend to matter more than they do a lot. Ireland used to blow things up with bombs sometimes.
>Do the Welsh fuck sheep?
Wales is farms and countryside. Calling them sheep shaggers is sort of like calling them a red neck or a country bumpkin
>What's your opinion on the French?
Paris stinks of piss because the publicly urinate everywhere. In many cafes and restaurants they have hole in the floor toilets like what you get in Asian countries. They are rude and pretentious people.
You can go there and come back in one day because it's so close, so it isn't considered particularly exciting. You can take a car transporter supertrain through a tunnel that goes under the sea to France and then drive around in your car on the other side. You can also do the same by boat, in your car. People will go to France just to buy loads of cheap tobacco or booze from the duty free.

Most tripfags are on here day and night

The further up north you go, the better the Brit. I'm from Manchester (3/4 of the way up) and I have to say londoners are all self important wankers in a rush. Scottish people are way more relaxed and can laugh at themselves more. Wales and Ireland don't count in this cos I've never visited either.

that's not a nice label user.
Cant a gentlemen dream of being with the girl of his dreams?

surprised only now you recognise me..

Fuck yes i can't stand those faggots acting like this is a fucking forum and saying good night to each other and shit. On Yas Forums you don't have a username.

Glad you cleared that up for me

The fact that they think they have friends here is tragic and irksome, only serving to make the thread scroll ridiculously fast, fill it with shit and ingratiate their egos.

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Glad you cleared that up for me

>Console me
you live in italy & olive skinned beauties like A, live on every corner?

You're from manchester and have never been to wales, not even on a school trip or with your parents to see the castles and countryside etc, blimey m8

but you larped about her knowing who you were and other shit

>What sorta stereotypes are associated with northerners and southerners?
northerners and norf fc arent necessarily the same if youre talking about memes. norf fc is the result of 7 generations of industrial dysgenic ghettoisation of the urban working class, whereas the rural working class and rural northern england are some of the most romanticised 'english' people in the most beautiful places you could picture.
souf fc is pretty much the london/essex/south east cockney geezer you might see in a guy ritchie film or anything set in dickensian london. rural southerners are similar to their northern counterparts in being nice but usually of a different stock, tend to be more libertarian and brighter than their urban neighbours.

Menial workers with menial lives banned from everywhere for their menial opinions. They land here as it's the only place that will accept them but then stick to their old named ways and customs. They are the immigrants of brit/pol/.

she really does know me lad.
i've shared more about myself with her than practically anyone else.

Unfortunately there is only one cure for tripfags...

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lol ffs here we go.

It's not just about looks t b h

>bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-asia-52104798/coronavirus-how-china-s-using-surveillance-to-tackle-outbreak
bbc can't be trusted on china. the truth about the "sophisticated tracking system" they say china has is that it doesn't cover everywhere and it isn't one system. there are competing systems by different companies which are in use in different cities. there is no one large network., just a large database of everyones info they can pull from. most cities cctvs are not of the high tech facial recognition tier.
in the city i am in, our position has been tracked manually via a qr code which is scanned wherever we go. bbc always use high tech, high value areas in shenzhen, beijing or shanghai for their "examples" of these systems. it is distorting the truth. you can guess why.

holy shit, you are so scared of being alone. get some self-esteem you faggot.

ay fuck off brits

Are you the one in love with bea? I shagged her sister, what do you want to know about her?

>brit/pol/

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It's time. Come join the cult of PE Joe with all the fat single mums. Praise are NHS. All praise PEJoe. Be forever outraged and report your neighbours.

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OK junior.

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Did you really? Lol

lads what's the probability that if shit hits the fan here in the US the hospitals will just turn away non us citizens...

asking for a friend...

>get some self-esteem you faggot.
wow fucking magic words. fixed!

Can't remember her name, fit lass. Was at a brexit protest. We got slaughtered after at some posh hotel. She was alright.

Lol, i wish you weren't LARPing.
I'd die to talk to someone who could actually help me understand Bee.
I just wish i new what her heart desired, so i could give her exactly that.

well you see mate the problem i have with self service checkouts isn't the lack of interaction but "UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA" every 5 seconds.

>isn't the lack of interaction
>"UNEXPECTED ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA"
which does what? lead to unwanted interaction, having some thick cunt routing through your shopping

fucking wankers cunts fucking niggers fuck off fuck wheres my wine im not drinking whiskey its shit and a meme that needs to die