This is what the average toilet paper hoarder looks like

This is what the average toilet paper hoarder looks like.

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imagine them wiping their ass like wtf

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You DO realize that toilet paper is our new currency now, right?

Whoever owns the most toilet paper, will be king.

DR. PHLOX OMG OMG OMG

Imagine not have a colostomy bag.

Ditch the toilet paper and be a colostomy chad.

I live in a house of females and that much toilet paper would last no less then 3-5 months. People are fucking nuts...

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Why are people even hoarding toilet paper? If you run out just wash your ass with water or use a cloth.

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Costco is the only store where I see people doing this. All of the other stores in my area have plenty.

Theyre programmed npc. No sensible person does this.

He doesnt even have a mask or anything.. They were send a task to help build the chaos. Real life sim shit

There is hundreds of images like this. It is NOT normal..

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thats amazing, literally everyone is simply buying toilet paper

Toilet paper and ice cream

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bidet

No need to worry, commander. a simple series of cytolitic injections should cure your, uh, shall we say "green" problem!.

He’s not hording. That’s his normal weekly supply.

That's what happens when normies prep

ice cream makes sense because everyone is stressed out and stuck at home
hoarding toilet paper is fucking retarded

kosher food as well

honestly, this makes sense. normies wouldnt really think of buying a few extra packs of kosher weiners and tuna, but theyll be damned if they have to ration only two squares

coofcoof niggers

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I don't understand why they're hording *only* toilet paper

No, this is.

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Literally me right now.

he need some milk

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That's what they do when they take a break from posting threads cheering on landlords

You make fun of white guys like that for being boring and having simple uninteresting hobbies, political views, jobs and relationships but damn I wish we had more of them.

Christ the man hands

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>WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
>PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE KIKES GETTING TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS!!!
>MUST BUY TP AND CAN BEANS!!!

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Let it flow, brother.

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It not just tp it all the food too, shelves are empty.

Goddamn that's frightening.

The store allows it. They are the ones making money with this. Why not blame them instead?

How many of these images have you made?

Why did they take all the ice cream bros. It's not right. It should have been considered essential and evenly distributed

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Gross

how many roles does the average family actually need?

Hardly any.

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My chest is slightly bothering me too much for me to care.

I have genuine tears in my eyes.

How, many?

Studies conducted suggest that it has to do with the relative low price for the size of the case as well as familiarity with the product because of daily use. People see the large sizes and think they are getting a lot for a little which will help them survive, combkned with the media hype and others hoarding making people think they now have to because although they have no intentions of using that much they are unsure of when it will return to normal. The study also suggest that mass hysteria because of standard media hype has reached a level of "fear" in most people that it bypasses logic meaning that they no longer stop to think about bow much fucking paper they have and just keep buying. A depressing conclusion to be sure and one I'm sure corporations will be keen to exploit in the future, prepare for this to be the new norm for outbreaks in the future.

The shelves are empty here as well, but I'm literally too low IQ to understand why. Does corona give people diarrhea or why are they hoarding TP of all things?

But the toilet paper frenzy must have started somewhere, people don't seem to be hoarding rice and stuff like that.

Big TP conspiracy to spur economic growth in the Canadian timber industry.

the first thing westerners think about is shit.
it was a predictable response hoard toilet paper.

the media memed it in to happening, the same way they did with muh russia oh even shit like muh iraq and muh afghanistan

Its literally bankruns from the 30s all over again except with stores
they are trying to destroy the country

Pay your rent faggot.

>toilet paper is our new currency

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The only reason I hoard it is to deny it to others.

And why not? The locker is only $54 a month and the toilet paper to fill it was less than $800.

"No sensible person does that." Pshh. Right...

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buys TP
leaves likker on the shelf

Because a lot of people don't like canned food, and they're not really afraid of long-term shortages enough to risk filling their cupboards with a bunch of food they probably won't eat

But everyone uses TP, it has unlimited shelf life and is cheap, so its like the lowest risk thing to stock up on for the ultra-casual prepper

test

High F(I bet)

I ate all my TP by accident.

Toilet paper is plentiful in the USA because paper products are made here. We have forests everywhere. There's no real issue with toilet paper buying, its gonna all get used eventually. Just don't ship it back to the Bat-eating bug people.

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Why is she/it wearing minstrel shoes?