DO YOUR PART TO SLOW THE SPREAD.
DO NOT REPLY TO GREEN POSTERS.
HIDE GREEN POSTERS
DO NOT LOOK AT GREEN POSTERS
SUIT UP ANONS, THE INFECTION IS HERE. I AM PROVIDING YOU WITH HAZMAT SUITS.
WE ARE SO FUCKING CLOSE TO MAKING IT.
ALL THE FUD.
ALL THE HODLING.
IT CAN'T END LIKE THIS.
SUIT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW.
FLATTEN
THE
CURVE
GREEN NIGGERS OUT NOW!
GO BACK TO PLEBBIT, YOU FILTHY FAGGOTS
Cmere fren
It is just a fucking flu that is being used as a tool of control
Coof
Aaaaaaaaah coof. Poof poof
Am I clean bros?!
COOF COOF COOOOOFFFF
Anons! I was badly pozzed last night and now I am cured! It's a miracle!
I haven’t posted all day, what did I miss?
I am a timeless chorus. Join your voice with mine, and sing victory everlasting
I
AM
THE
IMMUNITY
CHECKEM
Too late for you, user
It’s a fucking nothing burger bro. Just a script bug. Still only 26 dead. How long has it been stuck at 26? Four days? Five days?
How does one become green?
By coofing.
Ahh okay thanks
fuck glow niggers
coof
Based and redpilled
You are now a glownigger by proxy
Embrace the coof user. You will become immune like me
>posted twice
>didn't respond to coofers
>am big coofer now
Yippy kai yay motherfuckers
hi
I hate those guys
Lol
Lol you're becoming one of us
Coof*
Still not infected
Coof
Only a matter of when, user.
I'm good. Nah I'm sure its something else. I get normal colds this time every year.
OH GOD IM GONNA COOOOOOOOOOF
COOFERS, RAUS!
I was infected
then I was smiley
now i am nothing
Adapt or die faggotron.
*COOFS*
green lives matter
I was infected earlier, guess I am now immune
I want to be green again, before they remove greening.
i plan on catching it and spreading it everywhere
WHY CANT I GET INFECTED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Purify.
Your coof means nothing to the mobile masterrace
Coof coof coof.
>Chew on bat
Coof.
::delete virus::
Did it work?
Holy shit, I'm cured!
Eat more strange animals, you can't just coof, you have to go straight to the source.
nofunz detected
yeah fuckin get em
*coof*
Coof
green.
How do you actually know someone is infected just by turning their post green?
Coof
Pathetic
I want to be cured desu
Gib corona chan
Herd immunity
am I still immune emojichad?
you’re already pozzed, hon
Am I a green poster?
Fuck am I infected?
I'M CURED
â®how to text backwards â¬
OH GOD I LEFT FOR LIKE ONE FUCKING WEEK WHAT IS HAPPENING?! WHY IS THAT GUY OVER THERE GREEN?!
> ::delete virus::
::delete virus::
poppycock
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
coof resistant
ur dying too op
gift: given
I’ve been immune
Hi fren
They wont get us, we are going to make it
Oh god
LOOK AT ME
IM SO CONFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
>ID jww
I’m more worried about catching that, fugg
nigger
Checked. Feels good not having Yas Forums aids
I NEED A SUIT
Coooooooooof. Braaaaap
Aren't you feeling sleepy?
lol
Safe from the coofers
Fucking Coofers.
Here have a coof and a poof
one of the things that I really like about my pillow is the support it gives my neck a little hug I've never slept better in my life what's better than a great night's sleep. sleep is one of the most important things to your health. and my pill is one of the most important things to your sleep
If I’m going to be sick I was everyone to be sick too.
My ex took all the my pillows and I didn’t even notice until a few days after she left
>feels bad man, just want the pillows back
niggers tongue my anus
Can you get sick again?