/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2837 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

Yup, despite your gay kike virus you zoomers have been shilling, most normal Americans aren't falling for it. Hence why everyone is outside enjoying time with their family!

I WANT THIS APRIL FOOL PRANK OVER. I want to post greentext corona...

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Huh? I don't speak nazi

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Is that a fucking thylacine??

USA #1 LMAO Trump is fucked.

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calm down beaner, you, argentina and peru are quite good compared to me.

you guys still being toddlers.

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So this is how the world ends, not with a bang but with a coof...

I've had a dark feeling all day because my neighbor from across the street died today. Judging by the masks and people who carried him out it was definitely corona.

Slum infected!
economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/politics-and-nation/asias-largest-slum-dharavi-reports-first-case-of-coronavirus/articleshow/74937159.cms?utm_source=contentofinterest&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=cppst

economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/politics-and-nation/asias-largest-slum-dharavi-reports-first-case-of-coronavirus/articleshow/74937159.cms

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Please... someone.. I need hydroxy-chloroquine + azithromycin + zinc + tylenol + ibuprofen... help!

ok nigger

Thank you my Dear Dear oh so very Dear Leader for telling me to lock it down.

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>worse
If we're lucky, this will act as an impetus to bring manufacturing back to the West. This is where all the money they are throwing at people should be going. But nah, let's give people free money so that they buy shit from globalist retail companies that import their junk from China.

Fuck jannies

did you coof on him?

>CHINA: LIED
>PEOPLE: DIED

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AM I STILL HEALTHY

Weaponizing corona soon????

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Pics?

Dont go out anons, this is ecuador now

Dead people on the street
twitter.com/lorelorebar/status/1244376526688223235

Pic related video
twitter.com/SiervoTrovador/status/1244398951974842368

Coffin dropped on the street
twitter.com/walnygonzalez/status/1245219091138457600

Man collapsing
twitter.com/araujoronald/status/1245406162603905029

at 00:58 u can see the crows, just like it happened in wuhan
twitter.com/araujoronald/status/1245406162603905029

inside a hospital
twitter.com/AsherYehiyeh/status/1244638852041576448

Ich sagt still, du schwule abschaum

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>Rigors are episodes in which your temperature rises - often quite quickly - whilst you have severe shivering accompanied by a feeling of coldness ('the chills'). The fever may be quite high and the shivering may be quite dramatic.

cuomo symptom

Nobody else can see you the same way as myself
Fly high and touch the sky, you're the angel I adore
If only you could feel for me that I feel for you
Why do you ignore me, angel, why can't I go with you?

You're an angel witch, you're an angel witch
You're an angel witch, you're an angel witch

The more love I feel for you, the more you fade away
Why can't you come and love me, do I have to stay this way?
I'm going to go insane if nothing happens soon
I look out at the night to see your shadow by the moon

You're an angel witch, you're angel witch
You're an angel witch, you're angel witch

Walk through the forest, I can feel that you're there
Why do you run away?
I'd never hurt you, I'd never hurt you
That'd be the last thing that I'd do

You're an angel witch, you're an angel witch
You're an angel witch, you're an angel witch
You're an angel witch, you're an angel witch
You're an angel witch, you're an angel witch

You're an angel witch, you're an angel witch
You're an angel witch, you're an angel witch
You're an angel witch, you're an angel witch
You're an angel witch, you're an angel witch

You're an angel witch, you're an angel witch
You're an angel witch, you're an angel witch
You're an angel witch, you're an angel witch
You're an angel witch, you're an angel witch

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Seems the true happening will be in third world
holy shit that ecuador footage.

While we will be relatively safish come late may/early june they will just build and build and build up untill they have hundreds of thousands bodies rotting in the streets

How many of the tests specifically test for covid-19 and not just coronaviruses?

twitter.com/MarcoTrovatoV/status/1245401867980505094

I want to be green dammit

wtf is a bat soup?

>american golems full MUH MSM HOAX while completely forgetting china and their evil

this is why you're not a threat

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I can feel a coof coming

Heard the situation in Ecuador is pretty fucked up, hope you Ecuadorbros are ok. Anyways here's some music to cheer you up!
youtube.com/watch?v=9cQlVww0zKo

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if Ecuador is this bad, imagine Nigeria and India soon
tbf we won't be too far off either, point stands.

Trump will win, dirty commie.

here is a zombie
twitter.com/guidoayalatic/status/1245421407250583553

00:22

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where you at? I hope you didn't go near him in the last 2 weeks?

>mfw winter is just starting here

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Why the fuck is he so dense? and more importantly, why are burger retards still dealing with his stupidity, they are supposed to be the most prepared people in the world for this kind of shit but they seem to dont give a fuck.

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Is anyone in here continuing to order take out food?

Is New York's gonna surpass 9/11's death toll tomorrow?

she's not an angel witch, she's an angel horseman who's on this degenerate dimension to purge this planet for their sins.

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FUCK CHINA.

this is in colombia btw

(what about venezuela infectedanon)

Take a Tylenol and hydrate soldier.

All of them. It's not a useful test if it can't differentiate. Respiratory pathogen panels usually test for both a pan-coronavirus antigen and at least one target for each subtype and only are considered positive if both are detected, and only one subtype is detected.

hope you can make it hue bro

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 215,081 (5,109) Italy 110,574 (13,155) Spain 104,118 (9,387) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 77,981 (931) France 56,989 (4,032) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,768 (488) Turkey 15,679 (277) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Austria 10,711 (146) South Korea 9,976 (169) Canada 9,731 (129) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 6,931 (244) Israel 6,092 (26) Australia 5,105 (23) Sweden 4,947 (239) Norway 4,877 (44) Czech Republic 3,589 (39) Ireland 3,447 (85) Denmark 3,107 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Ecuador 2,758 (98) Poland 2,554 (43) Romania 2,460 (92) Japan 2,384 (57) Luxembourg 2,319 (29) Philippines 2,311 (96) Pakistan 2,118 (27) India 1,998 (58) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) Finland 1,446 (17) Greece 1,415 (51) South Africa 1,380 (5) Peru 1,323 (38) Panama 1,317 (32) Dominican Republic 1,284 (57) Iceland 1,220 (2)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +78 (+7) South Korea +89 (+4) Canada (+15) Brazil +51 (+2) Singapore (+1) Guyana (+1) Australia +57 New Zealand +89 Vietnam +4 Paraguay +8 Guatemala +7 Grenada +1…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Quick Rundown for those who just got here on the Ecuador situation based on the footage. Shit's super fucked.
>no infrastructure for this kind of situation
>no protocols for this kind of situation
>the dead are left to rot in the streets or burned with garbage/literally anything they can use to burn
>law enforcement physically preventing families from giving their dead proper burials (social distancing/moving around dead bodies is unhygenic)
>medical system completely overwhelmed beyond all hope
>many hospitals flat out refusing to even let in suspected corona patients
>infected left to die wherever they fall
>allegedly there are hospitals that have completely collapsed (most likely due to the medical staff nopeing the fuck out or supplies having run out)
>resorting to using animal processing plants as makeshift morgues due to the sheer amount of corpses

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thegatewaypundit.com/2020/03/exclusive-dr-birxs-connections-with-the-clinton-foundation-and-obama-unfortunately-indicate-conflicted-loyalties/

EXCLUSIVE: Dr. Birx's Connections with the Clinton Foundation and Obama Unfortunately Indicate Conflicted Loyalties
>Dr. Birx’s husband is former Bill Clinton advance man Paige Reffe. This relationship with Democrats and the Clinton’s is something that the good doctor is unable to separate from.
>In an article in the Washington Post magazine, Dr. Birx is noted as being the perfect fit for Obama’s Head of PEPFAR (The President’s Emergency Plan for Aids Relief):
>Soon after this, Dr. Birx was working with the Clinton Foundation in activities related to the HIV pandemic around the world:

>Both Dr. Birx and her counterpart on the coronavirus task team, Dr. Fauci have strong connections to the Democrat Deep State. As reported previously, Dr. Fauci wrote an email to Hillary Clinton after her questioning before Congress in 2013.

>Dr. Fauci offered glowing praise for Crooked Hillary in a leaked January 26, 2016 email.
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MAJOR redpill that explains EVERYTHING behind this dumb hyped hoax
youtube.com/watch?v=RSfP8sXtMbk&feature=emb_title

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>No stay-at-home orders in states between the coasts.

baka senpai. wtf.

>China completed contained it due to their quick and decisive action.
>Western nations can't even slow it down.

Sad.

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Oh shit

Digits say yes.

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reminds me of this

youtube.com/watch?v=iTACH1eVIaA

youtube.com/watch?v=T9oWlOTxj20

Holy Spirit, consecrate my words
and give me the power
to burn this plague
once and for all

Trumpets are heard in the sky
wherever you are
and the glory in the name of Christ
will save us

Holy Spirit
unleash your power
save my planet and my people
Amen

In the name of Jesus
I command you, coronavirus
get off, get off, get off my planet
and never come back

In the name of Jesus
I command you, coronavirus
get off, get off, get off my planet
and never come back

Holy Spirit
unleash your power
Fire, burn, incinerate

Coronavirus, you're trembling
God is finally burning you

Holy Spirit
unleash your power
Fire, burn, incinerate

Coronavirus, you're trembling
God is finally burning you

In the name of Jesus
I command you, coronavirus
get off, get off, get off my planet
and never come back

In the name of Jesus
I command you, coronavirus
get off, get off, get off my planet
and never come back

Holy Spirit
unleash your power
Fire, burn, incinerate

Coronavirus, you're trembling
God is finally burning youUUUUUUUuuuuuUUUUUUUuuuuUUU

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What are you going to do about it though? I wish all of you nothingburgers would gather up all your friends and go out to see what happens instead of whining at people who already think you’re retarded.

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Quarantine with me

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Plenty of Americans still think this is not big deal. They're absolutely moronic and will be the first to run out of food and supplies. If this pandemic proves anything, it's that America is truly third world in terms of intelligence, education and preparedness.

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