Why is the modern Yank so frail and effeminate? What happened to them?
Bong Takes a Yanks Eye Out
Andrew Foster
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Tyler Barnes
Glassing seems inherently feminine.
Asher Cook
This is what universal healthcare brings: fights because neither fighter has any risks.
Easton Carter
yankoids must perish subhanallah
Kevin Cook
>Be Bong
>Having a proper night out with all your pals, necking a few bevvies, getting a boogie on with the local slags
>Suddenly, you hear a nasal colonial drawl being emitted from a little man
>Give him a friendly glassing
>Lads eyes fly out
Brody Bailey
I didn’t know American was a race
Ian Long
Should've done a faggy "Brighton" accent, at least.
Zachary Gray
>thug
Gavin Russell
Damn if some limey fuck did that to me first thing I would do would be grab the next nearest bottle and stick him in the throat, eye's fucked might as well go all out and kill the guy
Christian Wilson
That guys going to have a sick fucking scar though and he can wear a fucking eye patch, worth it
Dylan Torres
>Birminghamistan
All my neetbux say the attacker was black or muslim
Jeremiah Clark
Considering the term 'white' has no actual meaning in America, it is best we just refer to them as 'Americans'.
Luis Lee
White has a meaning, our government just goes out of the way to blur the lines so that the silent coup of our country isn't as apparent.
Austin Sanders
Nah it fucking sucks, no depth perception, worse vision. Americans should be allowed to keep their guns with them while travelling overseas
Henry Wood
American White Males are such fucking cucks they can't defend themselves.
Parker Johnson
>glass him
Nathaniel Hughes
Word from the glowie grapevine was this was a revenge attack for the American glow wife that escaped her Queen's justice.
Jayden Long
>anyone asks
"You should see the other guy."
Connor Sullivan
Inbred island will pay for this.
Levi Lewis
This is what happens when your mother country is basically a single mom
Caleb Collins
Guy was probably attacked for being a Jew. Look at the nose.
Aiden Jackson
12 years in prison, I'd hate to see what a bong prison is like, replace bubba with Mohammed
Daniel Walker
Checked.
Jason Wilson
>get 12 years in prison
nice job retard
Cameron Sanders
Nah, if the assailant was """Asian""" then he wouldn't have gotten anything worse than community service.
Daniel Adams
bet he couldn't handle the bants
Oliver Long
Good god, why would you ever go to Birmingham? I avoid the place.
Isaiah Thomas
>brit calling other accents nasal
kek
Xavier Davis
>Birmingham
Daniel Cruz
the purest boyo the purest race
Thomas Clark
Dunno why but this gave me a giggle. That makes you gay cause I'm a man.
Blake Lopez
one less eye to see the sorry state of England in it's fall
truly you blessed this man
James Rogers
it was in birmingham too... cant think of many accents more nasal and irritating than a brummie accent. maybe aussie.
Charles Nelson
>birmingham
Kek, mutts really are as stupid as the memes say
Bentley Clark
I would glass that motherfucker too. Britains aren't special. That faggot deserves it just for wearing that scarf.
Jack Morales
>rich cunt goes overseas to celebrate something trivial because this is his special boy day!
Literally can't feel bad for him.
Sebastian White
>Birmingham
Was the attacker British, or 'quintessentially British'?
Blake Bailey
12 years for not having a glassing license. Ouch.
Sebastian Ramirez
Based bong
Adam Lopez
his dad is english and he was visiting relatives
James Peterson
thats shitskin city right?
Tyler Barnes
kek
no you wouldn't
Owen Bennett
also not rich, they started a gofundme to help pay the medical bills
Cooper Bailey
yeah pretty much
Jason Allen
Henry Young
>Get glassed in UK
>Get flown back to USA with half your eyes
>That'll be $550,000 plus +10% tip
Fucking hell.
Gavin Jones
>clubs
>bars
cesspool factories
Brody Bailey
He would. And so would I.
Luis Hill
Naw, he is going to look like a deformed retard, not like a cool mercanary.
Jacob Turner
True true I'll bet my trump bux also
Joshua Collins
Some how I doubt he was an actual bong
Cooper Mitchell
Well it's better than getting chibbed.
Parker Williams
It's what happens when you go to a shit hole. Lessen learned for him
Lucas Cooper
Yep. Known for high unemployment and diverse crime. Even had its own paki grooming gangs.
Colton Young
Wow. Britbongs are no better than niggers.
Logan Gomez
Poor fella went to Londistan and is now in the commie NHS. He'll get top care in that crap system being American of course. Mohammed gets next in line, than the bong.
Beyond that I'd need context.
Jose Scott
He got Norfed
Nathan Anderson
>he is going to look like a deformed retard
the brummie just wanted to help him fit in better in brimingham
Benjamin Rivera
admittedly 12 years in Australia isn't the greatest.
James Hernandez
Update on what he looks like
Henry Brooks
Tragic, but mutts should know by now that they are hated across the world, even among their own "allies".
Jason Mitchell
brexit means brexit. nuff said.
Isaiah Martin
thousand bucks says he was talking shit in a neighborhood he didn't fucking belong in
Parker Martin
You know the norf memes were made by Brits, right?
Daniel Nguyen
Bongs and all Europoors drool over mutts when they are there. You're not fooling anyone Mohammed.
Carter Ramirez
Feel bad for the guy:( he looks like my brother
Jacob Parker
#niggitynog
Xavier Ortiz
he has a prosthetic now
Josiah Sullivan
Bong newspaper said his brother got into a altercation and he tried to stop it and the guy smashed a pint glass in his face. They also said it was a "racist attack" and the attacker wasnt shown or named .
Michael Allen
WHYS COAST FC ALWAYS LEFT OUT OF THESE
Daniel Bell
That wasn't very nice
Jeremiah Gray
I'd be gen suprised if this was just for being American haha prob was being autistic as shit like most foreigners doing local shit
Luis Gray
That's what happens when you say nigger.
Camden Williams
Better update than I posted thank you
Evan Bennett
>not opting for an eyepatch
Ayden Jenkins
We Americans should know not to go to Muslim countries...
Christian Turner
lol whatever achmed, go worship your faggot pedo false prophet. also let me sage this stinky europoor thread, ew
Jackson Sullivan
Lol
Brandon Carter
this is what you get traveling to a 3rd world country.
Aiden Rogers
How it went down
>Anglo points at shiela "ey luv you well fine innit"
>yank"thats my sister fuck you burger king diabetes"
>anglo "speak white ya gubbin poof"
>yank "im 100% germanic ubersmench ree"
>Anglo "ill ave you ya moufy git" thrusts glass in to face
>Anglo "get up ya ponce its just banter"
>yank cries so much his eye falls out then he sues the anglo
Its a tale as old as time.
Luke Roberts
Is he half poo or what? It's hard to place his ethnicity.
Lincoln Phillips
>be american
Get glassed
Josiah Peterson
Glassing is pretty based, and he probably deserved it. But pulling that shit here would get you a chest full of 9mm. California residents excluded.
Blake Cox
You only opt for eyepatch if you can grow full facial hair, not patchy.
Chase Peterson
Why would anyone want to go to little Pakistan, anyway?
Nothing but inbred limeys and paki subhumans there.
Ryan Powell
racist attack? since when is mutt a race?