PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - BECOME ESSENTIAL EDITION /ptg/

Yeah, if things don't start opening back up by the beginning of June, we might get an actual happening going.

first for TAXATION IS THEFT

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Also

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its awoovement

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youtube.com/watch?v=RrB6WR0L3gE
EVISCERATION PLAGUE....

this dude shows up and the thread immediately goes to shit. He really is the new eva

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Everyone is going to die.

>we
Who do you work for?

KEEP
AMERICA
GREAT

Guys, I'm afraid there's only a 98.2% chance I'll recover.
It was nice knowing you.

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test. HOw do you become infected?

MAGA :)

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Gay

whats with the infection thing? april fools right?

I remain uninfected.
Imagine being a non white neet and calling anyone else non essential lmao
>post your children’s shoes
LOL what a fucking weirdo

I'm headed to bed
send my regards to kotlord

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Of unessential useless NEETs that loves traps.

This coronavirus is so sad right guys

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Goodnight simp.

If it kills you you get banned for a day.

You can kill the green border - pic related.

You can also add the biohazard icon to your ad blocker.

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>251508135

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>A̵n̸o̸nymous
guess I'm an /o/fag now

Hopefully New York dies on the 15th, and we move on with our lives afterwards.

hI aNDREW gILLUM

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There might be something to it. Roaches live forever.

Kot is dead

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It happens regularly to about half the population, don't worry about it.

>WuhA

>laffteary smileys are immune from the infection

Try not to be so smug, you fucker

55% of america now agrees with medicare for all

It's about time. Not fair to small stores that have to close.

>You might ask me how I got here

>Record screech

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>CNN/NPR/NYT poll

Welcome to the club, bros.

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I miss the economy

>Gretchen Half-Whitmer

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Failed again, filtered

We've got to get some big tiddy goth wives after this is over, frens! MAGA!

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should I just get infected? I mean at this point what difference does it make?

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kot showed up last week (or this week?) one night and got the six 0's

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this ditzy bitch keeps playing herself

pls respond

someone please post that comic with the sjw in front of the Yas Forums door and opening it and seeing what goes on in Yas Forums
i need it quick for reasons

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yeah but imagine the gains once this is over

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>251508366
he ain't dead, just half retarded

>251508482
>can't get into positive approval rating before bat clap
>acts like the whiniest cunt alive
Corona-chan might just save MI from 2 terms under soccer mom half-whit

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What are YOU gonna spend your trumpbux on, user?

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I seem to be getting less infected.

Wah wham wham

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No.

She's a high probability to be Biden's VP candidate.

Ah. Indeed.
*coof coof*
I've been infected since the morning.

She's beautiful!

protect your wolfgrills and their hats from hobos and the chinese flu, buy a suit today!

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dumgay =/= blurry kot
The /ptg/ lore is very specific

Was this edited?
Her nose looks smaller.

Get out of the way I'm spraying this shit hole down

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>251508726
dunno if I have the Yas Forums specific one

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I’M TUNING INTO CNN TO SEE WHAT THEY SAY NEXT
THEY CALL ME HOMOPHOBIC BUT I LOVE GAY SEX
THEY CALL ME RACIST BUT MY WIFE’S SON BLACK
DRAG QUEENS SHOW ME LOVE, I SHOW THEM LOVE BACK
AND I DONT GET IT, THEY CALL ME ANTI-SEMITIC BUT I LOVE JEWS, HONESTLY NOONE’S ABOVE JEWS
ISRAEL’S THE GREATEST ALLY OUR COUNTRY COULD EVER HAVE AND I’LL GLADLY DIE FOR THEM, PUT ME IN A BODY BAG
GIVE EM ALL OUR MONEY, 11 MILLION A DAY
MAN, THATS NOT ENOUGH, WE NEED TO TRIPLE THE PAY
AND THE LAST THING ILL SAY BEFORE I GO AWAY IS I DONT MIND BEING REPLACED JUST AS LONG AS ITS LEGALL-AY

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Staying essential unlike a lazy short order cook.

Yes.

they still wouldn't win michigan

anyone mind if i put on some classic green day?

youtube.com/watch?v=55btGpGsuDo

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Everyone mocked preppers for years. Not laughing so much now, are ya?

Literally the post after I took the chloroquine I'm going immune.
>cure confirmed

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cant wait until trump loses and this thread stops getting posted

o wait it just lagged..nvm

>251509049
You already said you're not getting trumpbux, don't lie

>251508967
>She's beautiful!
Yep, prettiest gorilla in the zoo!
I think the goal was to make her less Nigerian, idk

Lol

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OJ Simpson saying someone got away with murder lmao
mobile.twitter.com/TheRealOJ32/status/1245434661196550144

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REMINDER
TOMORROW IS 4CHANS DAY

publicpool.kinja.com/subject-proclamation-on-world-autism-awareness-day-20-1842628246
>NOW, THEREFORE, I, DONALD J. TRUMP, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim April 2, 2020, as World Autism Awareness Day. I call upon all Americans to learn more about the signs of autism to improve early diagnosis, understand the challenges faced by individuals with autism, and find ways to support those with autism and their families.

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Sup chuds

Stop shoving stuff in your orifice

youtube.com/watch?v=QYkK-osZUjI
God loves the Dead

I hope i am not sick
I will post three things that look..........

well make your own decision

Seeds, lots of seeds.

who R U voting for in november?
(ofc we all know the answer)

Still not infected

EBOLA-CHAN NOOOO!!!

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Good morning my upside down friend.

if this post gets 10 (yous) ill infect myself.

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*cough cough* ahh ahh AHHH CHOOO
Hello Bruce

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You're so bad at this, it's fucking funny!

GOD BLESS THE AWOOVEMENT!

LITERAL REVELATION HERE!
(OR A GOOD JOKE TAKE YOUR PICK!)

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no it's spelled chads

'Sup my nigger?

Cure me, Irwin.

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where can i see tom hanks speech where it seems he is giving a farewell to everyone

I filed my taxes on time like every year, don't have a say in it, but still working unlike a fry cook from a greasy shithole.

Nope it's spelled chud :)

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You

and for that exact reason, I'm inclined to believe him. he knows a thing or two about getting away with murder

MEXICAN VIOLENCE
>MEXICAN VIOLENCE
MEXICAN VIOLENCE
>MEXICAN VIOLENCE

Trump announces enhanced narcotic operations amid coronavirus, deploys destroyers and Air Force assets

foxnews.com/politics/trump-announces-advances-counternarcotics-operation-deploys-destroyers-and-air-force-assets

The Pentagon is seeking to provide as many as 100,000 military-style body bags for potential civilian use as the U.S. warns that deaths could soar in the coming weeks from the coronavirus pandemic.

thegatewaypundit.com/2020/04/pentagon-seeking-100000-military-style-body-bags-as-us-warns-coronavirus-deaths-could-soar/

And then the SCARED

Here We Go... Adam Schiff Announces Legislation to Investigate the Coronavirus Emergency ...And Then Trump

thegatewaypundit.com/2020/04/here-we-go-adam-schiff-announces-legislation-to-investigate-the-coronavirus-emergency/

OJ did nothing wrong.

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>i'm still fucking seething
kekarino keep it coming champ tell me more about the frycooks

are you watching cucker?

We April Fools Nao

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It's time for her?

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replaying coronachan presser.

L7

There was no chance he'd be convicted.
Rodney king riots, Watts riots.
They turned him into a civil rights case.
It was weird shit.

Jack, I'm gonna tell ya one last time. No malarkey. You sass me again I'm gonna punch you in the penis.

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this explains why the quarantine in Mexico

>251508986
I said half retarded not full on fedora

Wasted police resources; niggers are supposed to kill themselves after going on a crack fueled rampage

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Did all the cured people leave or get banned once ***** logged on?

>251509825
I would turn her pussy into a fucking tube sock

Carl just stop being useless and get a job, become essential.

I cant imagine living as such a virgin.

Ewe

Are you saying you would shove your foot up her cunt?

hot AF. my fox waifu

>comparison group not given the drug
Reeee it's called a fucking control fucking nytjewishdoubleniggers
REEEEEEEEE

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There's a lot of green in this thread.

>just realized he was even here
The hype died down over the infection prank so now he has to inject his off-topic shitposts all over the thread.

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more like april coofs amirite

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>he's so obsessed he thinks he's preaching at carl
oh no no this is too much, fedora is literally going insane like eva

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Haha disgusting infected people

>"this nigga got away with murder"
>"and I know when niggas get away with murder"

>251510162
>Are you saying you would shove your foot up her cunt?
Something like that, m8
>251510210
>hot AF. my fox waifu
She would never fuck a green nigger like yourself, sorry about your luck but the lady is taken

You got that right King Pin
better hide

Is General McCrystal a member of the deep state?

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0 ZERO white kids

We arent infected, why do you want to be infected?

>going

being cured indicates that you've been contributing
the janny doesn't like people who contribute to the discussion
enjoy your ban

Be nice.

sorry user. I can't find it now. iirc, it quoted Jim Norton talking about how the execs at Comedy Central would send performance notes to Colin on how to do the show and how Colin was butting head with them. I even seem to remember the Wikipedia entry having more info on the conflict (which it doesn't have now), but maybe I'm just making shit up in my head... idk.

Best I can find now is this forum post from 2004 with dems seething over how Colin Quinn is a RW racist Nazi and how they are going to boycott the show.
democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=106x9576

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How do I get cure?

Useless Globohomo HR being layed off.

1 of 2

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Oh wow, I do have at least one screenshot from the last April Fool's.

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2 of 2

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A national level response would be maybe less politically popular but the national military and agents could have been better utilized.

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That's some real drug-ridden or tryhard eisogesis, bud.