Does anyone here have coronavirus?

I've noticed this, I drank milk last night and it tasted so fucking bad I spit it out. Thought maybe it went sour and when I checked the sell-by-date, it still has a week left. I'm drinking beer now, and it has a very off taste.

I'm in a hotzone and I swear, this thing is like 99% niggers, at least the deaths. I don't know why this isn't talked about more. i think its being shut down, honestly.

I heard on NPR that the first wave of Milwaukee deaths was niggers, and I think Sweden had like 40% infected, but Somali. Something is really fucked here.

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I thought I did but it just turned out to be an emoji

Test

Test

keep tryin' you'll get the bug eventually

Wasted digits faggot

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I got it, if you want it

Soon we'll have antibody testing. When 50% of the non tested population test positive for antibodies. It'll be back to normal.

COOF

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Yas Forums thinks I'm infected, but I'm really not.

Pretty sure I had it. Super mild so no test done. All the symptoms though. I’m fine and alive and done with now so everyone else should be too

I either have the corona or a late flu. Headache, dry sinuses, swollen lymph nodes, painful swallowing food but no fever. Still gotta go wage slave tomorrow, lumber yard essential my ass. I'll coof on the Jew owner for being greedy and staying open.

I'm going on three weeks with this shit. Never had a fever, just a bad, wheezing cough that won't go away. Cough medicine helps. Been in my house for a month, I went on lockdown ahead of time to try and avoid it, but my symptoms started the second week.

COVID-19 permanently stays in the body just like HIV does.

This shit pisses me off because I'm the only one in the house who doesn't work from home. I am now followed by a cloud of Lysol sprayed by dick roommates, as long as I'm treated like I have chink aids I'm not doing shit around the house.

There are no antibodies with COVID-19!

>Tfw no bros to have bants with and coof on
I'm suffering through this wholly alone. No family, no friends, no roomies, and no gf. I'm going to die alone.

I think I do but as I apparently don’t sound so sick that I am dying they say to stay home.

Nothing is wrong.

You'll be alright, I'm sure.

sauce on this? am I going to be a coofer for the rest of my life?

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It's like swallowing glass everytime you swallow.

>sauce on this?
His arsehole. Or some disreputable "news" website.

There's nothing to suggest that the virus stays in your body. It can however scar your lungs if you get a particularly bad case of it.

I'm drinking a Corona and my PC has a virus does that count? Hahaha no but seriously i have end stage AIDS

Better alone than being treated like a second class nigger, I wish I made enough wageslave cash to get my own place. But I have bad news bud, we all die alone even the happy bastards who somehow enjoy the finer things in life.

Had it January. Legitimately heavy in the lungs, lasted a little longer than normal cold. Full recovery. Erection can still cut glass.

Pretty sure I had it. Felt extremely tired, dizzy, and high fever for two days, then shit like crazy the third day... then I was fine

based

How do you do green glowy post
Please respond

HIV isn’t real. Fags die from an overload of shit, politely called GRIDS.

Ya Chicago seems to be hitting the nigs hard

coof cooof ghad i cant stop coooooofing

What are they supposed to do, suck your infected cock and let you coof all over the house?

Yes, really stings when I piss.

Yes for 1k for a single bedroom yes, I want my dick sucked and I want to coof.

I think it was possibly a week ago an user was posting "messages from my nurse gf" and she was in some buttfuck area of Michigan saying all of the Covid vents were black.

Of course there is the economic disparity, but there's something else going on here, and I'm not prone to conspiracy theory.

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i had a 2 day "fever" of 100.6, complete with body aches and chills. zero coughing, runny nose, or breathing problems. after the fever broke, i decided to treat myself to some of my favorite food, only to find that i can no longer taste.

i haven't been able to taste or smell for the last week. burgers, fries, rice, coffee, salads - everything is tasteness. i buried my nose in a pine-scented candle and i cannot smell it. i tried using one of those nasal rinses to no avail. nothing works. i didn't think not being able to taste would be so depressing, but it is. i hope it comes back soon.

How do I biohazard glowy post

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I'm 90% sure I had it. Dry coof, hellish fever, exhaustion, and could not taste or smell a thing when the fever went away. Spouts of shortness of breath and rapid heart beat. If I didn't have it, I'd be very surprised.

I've heard that's an early symptom if covid - to not smell or taste
Take some zinc and vitamin C

allah hiechvich

Lmao @ citycuck life, that's almost twice the mortgage on my fucking three bedroom house and quarter acre lot.

This is where I'm at right now. Low fever, easily winded, cough.

Nope

yeah idk if it can be early symptom if i've already been sick and nothing else has changed for a week. i'm wondering if it's a residual symptom.

either way it sucks. would just like to taste again.

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Definitely not me

My sister has it irl. Your lungs are going to feel pressure. Like a weight on your chest or full of cotton balls. You will feel really foggy/confused even without fever. She is convinced it is bioweapon.

i felt a pressure a week ago for a day and then the fever arrived within a couple of hours. i have since recovered save for my smell.

AHHHHH IM GONNA COOF AGAIN!!!!!!!

i dont drink no chinese beer, niggar

if I get corona, I get corona.

Honestly at this point I'm starting to wonder if China was working on something to depopulate Africa for the resources, but it affects other races too, and they accidentally let it get out.

You suck Adam.

coof

Not yet my friends

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I know I do brother!

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Sounds horrible. I hope she makes a swift recovery.

It seems its going away!
AHHHH Yeah that feels better! *Coof* *Coof*

eh, I found this
and made a thread about it. That's exactly as much energy as I plan on putting into it. If we learn something, good.

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Yes.

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I did. Got sick on March 10th, tested positive on the 19th. My wife and infant daughter caught it from me. We are doing fine now. Breathing is a little heavy and my mind is slightly cloudy (like having a hangover that is mostly gone), but my energy levels are back to normal and the flu like symptoms are gone.

We took zinc and vitamin c supplements in excess during the whole ordeal like Yas Forums suggested.

Infant daughter never showed any symptoms, probably thanks to the antibodies in mommy’s milkies.

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How do you like those heart palpitations?

A little bit of me wish that I get it and it kills me.

Ok retard

just had sex with a girl who had all the symptoms( 14 days ago) + loss of smell ( still present).

Will report if I feel anything, but since I am a medfag, I already have hydroxycloroquine and azytromicine with me... if I have a slight fever i will do the full protocol.

Also taking insane amount of Vitamin C, since february.

just keep coofing and youll glow like a fbi nigger too

Yes, my great grandson survived the holocaust.

kys glownigger

not gonna make it :^(