It's almost over

The ride never ends.

That my Yas Forums immune system is on par with 50 faggots down by the truck stop pozzing each other in the bushes.

Kek

B

R

U

H

Learned faggots here eat almost as much green boipussy as Yas Forums

HAHAHA COOF COOF

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I was too busy today to post much

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that if i was a globalist worried about Yas Forums discovering my plot, i’d do whatever i wanted to do on april 1st

LMAO die homo. Fuck this world.

If I touch my balls and smell my hand it smells like sharp cheddar kraft dinner cheese, but if I touch the bottom of my wenis penis it smells like armpit and B.O. a' la paki

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coofers need to be executed on the first coof lest they infect us all

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I don't know, I don't learn things any longer.

Wash your penis.

Pointless lame event

nothing

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I don't seem to have any problem.

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Belarus are the only ones handling this properly

I learned that OPs mom is a whore.

I learned that all chinks must fucking die.

I just want you Green Coff Niggers to know that when I'm king due to my chad immunity genetics, your death will be swift and merciful. Then its up to you to figure out how you will talk to God about your degenerate ways that led to you being a Green Coff Nigger.

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Lol immune chad reporting in.

That I am absolutely immune!

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YOU ARE INFECTED YOU FAGGOT

*coof coof coof*

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u sure bout that

this event was non interesting
at least the mini coronas were good

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Reee

Have I finally recovered or am I doomed?

>tfw my infection rate is going down
a-am I going to make it?

Learned nothing and refuse to learn anything. Marx was right. Capitalism just failed. Sorry coonswaddlers, the new age is upon us.

Immuno-chad the Invincible here. Still clean lads.

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Wonder if I’m infected

>I-it’s *coof *coof
>It’s a n-nothing *sucks air burg...
>*flatlines
>eerrrr

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This is the end. Tell my wife's son I love him

OH shit I'm coofing. Fuck me.

Coof

i tried to chase the bug couldnt get it now I dont care,,, corona chan no love me

I learned quarantines don't work.

We should just kill all infected right away.

nothing cause I'm immune

>>BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

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It's only just begun, fren

Not supposed to say this, but covid-19 is miraculous in its design. When they were working on it, they found a way to design the virus so that it would propagate itself in an individual through imagination alone. If you've seen the memetic imagery of the virus, you're highly succeptible of creating it within yourself. The researchers at our lab have found links between what is called "meme magic" and reality itself, and it appears the creators of covid-19 utilized this in releasing imagery of the microscopic virus itself. The world of humans may not survive this, less the immune truly exist.

coof kek coof

That Chad's like me can shit post all they want and never get it.

coof

Boss nigger

I do not see any green.

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Lurk moar

I guess I'm immune....

You’re infected

>what did you learn?
Nothing
Humanity NEVER learns ANYTHING

Same

I’m fucked

Nothing.
>>coof

that immunechads ALWAYS win

Green Coff Niggers, bow before me for I am your God.

COOF!

C O O F
O
O
F

C O O F
O
O
F

I survived the coofening!

Shit, now I'm done for.

the people are dying

dont coof on me please

COOF

Testing to see if still clean

EAT SHIT COOFERS

Coof

I socially distanced myself from shitposters and avoided the wuhan Chinese coronavirus

Yeah, I see it now.

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Creme supreme!

C O O F
O
O
F

OH NO, I’VE GAINED IMMUNITY, FUCK

Wtf

What would actually be really funny, is getting banned.

This year was one of the weaker ones.

Look at the font in your name starting to change.

coof

EVERYONE HAS AIDS

Last year was fun.

I've learned that while I may coof in the world, in the world that matters I am a chad.

COOF COOOF COOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

Ouch

Why do we have laughing emojis now coof leaf?

PURE BLOODED

G2G right?

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I feel fine

I miss princess mini, /mlpol/, /fitlit/ and /mo/

got that one after getting better. after the coofening

>implying you can poz me

Roll for vaccine?

Nothing

Never been green. Not one drop.

COOOOF COOOF

> IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY WITH THE QUARANTINE , THIS REQUEST WILL NO LONGER BE VOLUNTARY

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Too late
coof coof time, motherfucker

It's not over until everyone has it

INFECT ME BROTHERS

Coof

this is so bad it hurts bro

Just try and poz my neghole fuccboi

Help, my symptoms are fading away...

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I got too cocky bros.

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take my virulent energy.

Help

INFECT ME NIGGER

Hi

I've learned it separated us and turned us into an us and them, coofers were singled out and belittled, while immune chads got all the pussy. Even though the chan brought the plague some still blamed the Jews while others blamed the niggers, they ignored the obvious facts.

I learned how shallow my fellow anons can be and how their autism quickly desensitised them to the plight of their fellow anons. We were divided and we turned on ourselves.

I learned that if this turns to the apocalypse, if you can't fuck it or eat it you're best to kill it on sight before it kills you. I'm going to sleep better tonight.

COOOF COOOOF

Suck cocks to recover.

I learned a lot but I still don’t know how magnets work.

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We all get the coof, eventually.

Wow coof fags fuck off

Noooo youre healing!!

You have to infect yourself

I learned you should lick my nuts and tongue my anus.

>what did you learn
that Yas Forums is full of hopeless racists. just look at me, i used to be the same pathetic way, but today i hugged hundreds of chinese stangers to prove that love conquers all

>what did you learn?
Peanut butter forever.

Hold me user

idk but i'm clean fuck y'all

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yikes

Thank you and goodnight.

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nothing

Ugh

really?

Hey, I was cured!

COOOF FAGGET

Checked.
Thanks user.

im superman

I'm still healthy

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пoздpaвлeния

Koof

I will survive

coof

Haha you're gonna die chink

NOT YETYTYYYYYY COOOOFFFFF

coof

Get to bed, user...

It’s 03:06 am.

hold still and lemme find that pozhole

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checking my coof

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these gross infected greenies need to be isolated

Learn what? That I'm immune?

COOOF COOOOF

GET IN HERE FUCKERS:
VIDEO OF CHINA CREMATORIUM VANS LEAKED BY If you don't reply to this post, your mother will die in her sleep tonight. Only infected posters are immune to this and don't need to reply to this post

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Lol

>my wife's son
kek

That's am immune

Am I recovered now?

no codefag made a graph of infections over time

still immune it looks

In you go...

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