/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2836 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

Why are you already reseting?

Coof Coof

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>mfw

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>only killing people who already had health issues or old people
>less widespread than the flu
>less deadly than the flu

it’s LITERALLY nothing. if you’re worried about this shit you’re a retard.

my sweet little virus

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ITT: we point and laugh at nothingflufags

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How is Japan not quarantined?

What the fuck argue faggot?
Reset hasn’t happened yet you reset the counts. Don’t ever make a thread again.

you just wait for tomorrow and tomorrow this is not going to stop, China made it using a rigorous quarantine but no one in the west is giving a fuck about it.

Are u okai

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

CORONA-CHAN IS BLACKED WHITEBOIS. WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT HER PLAGUING AFRIKA?

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>No Evidence of Rapid Antiviral Clearance or Clinical Benefit with the Combination of Hydroxychloroquine and Azithromycin in Patients with Severe COVID-19 Infection

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0399077X20300858

So much for a "magical cure"

Here’s to another day of dead Americans. Let them choke on their own fluids as they gurgle out “n-nothingburger!”

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>china made it by lying
ftfy

TWO NICO NICO NII

Only +13 deaths today guys, trump cured it

70% of the population has one of more "health issues".

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ecuador was a thing

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shit

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sorry, looks like trash

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How long until the supermarkets close? Their all going to get the coronachan and there won't be any workers.

I WANT TO BE GREEN TOO

S...still... more *coof*

PEE ... P*COOF* poo ... *diarrhea starts pouring down pants*

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It's about time. Need to rack up some kills outside of China.

oh shiet
F

really seems like Canada is witholding cases in BC
45 cases a day for like 5 days now? those must be old as shit

trump will be reelected no matter what happens. his fans are loyal to the point of death

It ends when everyone is recovered or still uninfected.

>monkey man has shit taste
No surprise here

Aqua should just be able to purge this disease with remove poison/curse
what a shitty arch-priest

F

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 215,071 (5,109) Italy 110,574 (13,155) Spain 104,118 (9,387) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 77,981 (931) France 56,989 (4,032) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,768 (488) Turkey 15,679 (277) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Austria 10,711 (146) South Korea 9,976 (169) Canada 9,731 (114) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 6,931 (244) Israel 6,092 (26) Australia 5,105 (23) Sweden 4,947 (239) Norway 4,877 (44) Czech Republic 3,589 (39) Ireland 3,447 (85) Denmark 3,107 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Ecuador 2,758 (98) Poland 2,554 (43) Romania 2,460 (92) Japan 2,384 (57) Luxembourg 2,319 (29) Philippines 2,311 (96) Pakistan 2,118 (27) India 1,998 (58) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) Finland 1,446 (17) Greece 1,415 (51) South Africa 1,380 (5) Peru 1,323 (38) Panama 1,317 (32) Dominican Republic 1,284 (57) Iceland 1,220 (2)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +68 (+7) South Korea +89 (+4) Brazil +51 (+2) Australia +57 New Zealand +89 Vietnam +4 Paraguay +8 Guatemala +7 Grenada +1…

>FULL LISTS
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kek, but srys think about all the diarrhea deaths

Damn looks like a fun place to die

redpill me on cytokine storm, /cvg/

what are these in your pic?

How many of the tests specifically test for covid-19 and not just coronaviruses?

Relax everyone, we've found a final solution to the economic crisis:

youtube.com/watch?v=qv1n6WdYTeQ

Can someone put akura in a hazmat pls?

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It's bad.

There's a gorillion people out of jobs, they'll be picking those up along with seasonal farm jobs

Diamond Princess 11 deaths 712 cases
Cfr 1.5%
In one of the richest countries in the world with each patient identified immediately and then given focused treatment
Fuck
And then there's Ecuador (F)
Pic related

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I thought it was in africa.
F. This sucks.

So a Canadian province (Newfoundland) told the prime minister that they will go bankrupt within weeks. How many us states are going down the same path?

>peepee
>poopoo
>I'm only dying
>It's just the flu

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Locked and loaded in my lair, stocked up on everything. Waiting for civil unrest, when?

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there are so much antibodies in your lungs that they end asphyxiating you

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Holy Spirit, consecrate my words
and give me the power
to burn this plague
once and for all

Trumpets are heard in the sky
wherever you are
and the glory in the name of Christ
will save us

Holy Spirit
unleash your power
save my planet and my people
Amen

In the name of Jesus
I command you, coronavirus
get off, get off, get off my planet
and never come back

In the name of Jesus
I command you, coronavirus
get off, get off, get off my planet
and never come back

Holy Spirit
unleash your power
Fire, burn, incinerate

Coronavirus, you're trembling
God is finally burning you

Holy Spirit
unleash your power
Fire, burn, incinerate

Coronavirus, you're trembling
God is finally burning you

In the name of Jesus
I command you, coronavirus
get off, get off, get off my planet
and never come back

In the name of Jesus
I command you, coronavirus
get off, get off, get off my planet
and never come back

Holy Spirit
unleash your power
Fire, burn, incinerate

Coronavirus, you're trembling
God is finally burning youUUUUUUUuuuuuUUUUUUUuuuuUUU

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am i infected

Yes they were, shill. But you already knew that.

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>Los Angeles is going on lockdown by the end of this or next week
A friend of mine has brother in the national guard that was briefed about this. LA is going on lockdown,anons in LA stockpile food and stay away from El super(market) there have been cases there but they haven't closed. I know I dont have an actual evidence so just take my fucking word. Screen cap this, shit is about to get real. Get your last minute preps and get some fucking weapons this is not a LARP. Please take this serious I dont want any of you autist to be affected by this

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>There were 7 men and 4 women with a mean age of 58.7 years (range: 20-77), 8 had significant comorbidities associated with poor outcomes (obesity: 2; solid cancer: 3; hematological cancer: 2; HIV-infection: 1).
This is no surprise. Giving the nearly dead and fucked-up a last ditch 'cure' is a gamble. Still, for 2 of these people it did remove the virus.

I think this has been billed as better used early on/prophylactically.

they still have 15 serious cases active
at least half of those will die.

poz me up, big boy

Healthy immune system = heart attack
There's your rundown

>american golems are now full MUH FREEDOM without ever mentioning what the virus does to you, where it came from and who made it and let it out

americans really are too stupid to live

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Thought they were going to continue the OVA series from 2013.

I audibly chuckled

based corona was created to cleanse this world of the filth

Hearts and flowers?

Could be viruses in disguise idk

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Its true but most passangers where old farts

>commiefornia owning guns

A live look at all the Trump supporters arguing that Trump is doing a great job and that the billionaires and Trump's Jew friends shouldn't pay more in taxes so that the workers can have UBI and a stronger safety net to protect them from shit like this.

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AMERICA #1

You mean Outbreak? They made an extra chapter in the Visual Novel about it.

Illegal guns exist you fucking cuck

What. I want to complain to the body's manufacturer for this defect.

CLOSE YOUR LUNGS
LOOK DEEP IN YOUR SOUL
PUKE BLOOD ON YOURSELF
AND LET YOUR MIND GO
SPASTIC ARMS FLAY HARD AS YOU FADE AND YOU DIE

CLOSE YOUR LUNGS
AND FORGET YOUR NAME
PUKE BLOOD ON YOURSELF
AND LET YOUR THOUGHTS DRAIN
AS YOU GO INSANE, GO INSANE

I'd unironically rather be in Pyongyang than LA right now

I wonder how many of his followers died so far

Visited my grandad to find him watching old home videos pretty quietly. Almost like he’s cherishing life. Corona making stuff sad

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Another chinky cunt spreading the virus, based black woman calls her out, why is it always the females doing this shit

twitter.com/209TimesCA/status/1244768513199206400

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COOOF
COOOF
COOOF

Gift given

...

Did it mutate in Ecuador? They just die droplike

>Grievous pandemic.
>War on drugs.
Shits fucked. Bunker up.

>939036 infected
>47101 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Death Digits confirm all will die...
All these nothingburger shills saying cfr of 0.01% just a flu

1378 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 163 NEW CASES AND 8 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>1378 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 163 NEW CASES AND 8 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
1378 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 163 NEW CASES AND 8 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>1378 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 163 NEW CASES AND 8 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
1378 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 163 NEW CASES AND 8 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>1378 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 163 NEW CASES AND 8 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
1378 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 163 NEW CASES AND 8 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.
>1378 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 163 NEW CASES AND 8 NEW DEATHS IN THE LAST 24H.

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How do I cure myself?

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Or they just ignore it

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Tiananmen Square is vindicated by China's development. Anti terror system in Xinjiang is working. End result for HK is the same since 1997, regardless of rioters. You know it's true even if you don't like it. There's NOTHING you can do about any of this. Go cry on facebook.

U.S. has world's highest rate of children in detention: U.N. study - reuters

The US is the greatest threat to world peace. That’s the finding of an end-of-the- year, WIN/Gallup International survey of people in 65 countries. - nypost

Yes, US locks people up at a higher rate than any other country - washingtonpost

The US is to blame for global erosion of human rights, says top UN official - qz

54 countries approval of China's "counter-terrorism"...big increase on 37 who supported Xinjiang program in July. included Muslim-majority countries - CNN

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no i mean.. they look like camera photos not drawings. where are you getting them from?

Thats the million dead body question.

That's what happens when you have cellphones and no healthcare

everyone will go bankrupt

I made an autistic post on Yas Forums days ago explaining that when people default on their loans, under the current system, money disappears from the economy. That's why Trump is injecting 2-6 trillion dollars in the economy and it's still unclear whether/how much inflation it'll cause.

Since you posted this thread:

Detected: 935,572 (+374)
Died: 47,205

Now:
► Detected: 935,581
► Deaths: 47,222

I find those who dismiss any comparison between flu and COVID-19 deaths very odd.

I mean, if you die from the flu, you are most assuredly dead. Your death is not worth less than if you'd died from the magic virus.

Right now the US has 85,000 flu deaths and 5000 COVID-19 deaths.

As a commie, my favorite thing about Billy is that hes a giant pants shitting moron that makes right wingers look bad but also because he was 100% correct about Trump being elected in 2016 he was therefor smarter than the shitty lib journalists and the Epstein cult Clintonites in the Democratic party, thus making liberals look bad as well.

Every Major Liberal Shithole to melt off the face of the earth
/ourgirl/ everybody

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What the fuck man, when will it be legal to beat the fuck out of people like this

Pyongyang is where the rich norks live, must be comfy

anyone have webms of this shit available for easier distribution?

>Detected: 935,572 (+374) ► Died: 47,205 (+13) ► (Reset: -00:36:28)
>► (Reset: -00:36:28)
The counting is all fucked up.

doesn't matter if his supporters are dumb or not. what matters is how many go out and vote for him, which is nearly all of them. they see him as a messiah in the literal sense. it's a numbers game and he has the numbers

A lot. That's why we'll be eating squirrels instead of $1000 loaves of bread.

fuck poor Ecuador ...

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Mexico City is gonna be fucked if it takes off there. Stay safe Beanbro.

>commiefornia owning guns
Legal gun ownership in CA is documented to be about 1 in 4 households, and that's just who bothered to respond (and not counting all the spics and nigs).

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>PIC RELATED

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That's because they're actual photos of real life anime girls

Pinterest

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There’s loads of videos like this going around, every time it’s a chinese woman, I don’t understand what’s wrong with these cunts

99% of his audience would be western
30k out of like 2 billion have died, about 1 in 70,000 people. He has 10k followers so it is extremely unlikely a single one has died to the virus, probably a few have died to other causes, probably atleast 1 suicided due to the economic effects of the panic.

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No need to be dramatic for attention, at least your government is taking it seriously. Stop the mutts coming in and you probably won't be hit a fifth as bad as them.

Whats the most up to date counter right now?

This money was never real
Who gives a shit
Any job that's not essential should pay below minimum wage, anything monetary should be backed by real world value
Problem solved

If you're that Mexican fag that keeps posting in here, better start stockpiling on AIDS medication, it would be kinda bad if you were to run out of it.

He said it was going to be over in just 2 more weeks bro. What would trump gain by lying?

>Right now the US has 85,000 flu deaths

Are you sure? Weren't flu deaths estimated at around 500,000/year worldwide?

Of course it is. It's a tranny who's relishing in the suffering of others. You think it wants you to actually collect the data it's posting.

was 750k corona chan made?

I don't have a cat to shoot though...

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>>less deadly than the flu
>implying flu kills healthy people

Lmao none of that is true tho nigger

At least Clinton wagging the dog in Iraq made sort of sense. Trump's "but muh cahrtels" shit only works because his diehard supporters are dumber than dogshit.

nooooooooooooooo kitter dont do it!

Petty sure Clinton fucked us with China a million times more than anyone else.

an Apocalypse Raider General /ARG/ sticky bread is waaay fucking overdue, you faggots

Just filters over an anime girl

thegatewaypundit.com/2020/04/suicide-vs-coronavirus-deaths-study-finds-coming-economic-crisis-could-lead-to-831600-suicides-that-is-four-times-the-number-of-estimated-coronavirus-deaths/

SUICIDE vs. CORONAVIRUS DEATHS: Study Finds Coming Economic Crisis Could Lead to 831,600 Suicides! -- That is Four Times the Number of Estimated Coronavirus Deaths

We need to open society RIGHT NOW to save lives

>85,000 flu deaths
100.000 flu deaths? whats 150.000 flu deaths even, we can handle 200.000 flu deaths.
Back in my day we shrugged of half a million flu deaths like it was nothing.

*coof coof*

43% death rate in italy
29% death rate in spain

THE ABSOLUTE STATE

Just wait 2 more weeks, bro

>cross-sectional analysis
>internet survey

I don't feel so good bros.

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I'd love to see a source if you have one, I havnt been able to find any, all the sources I can find claim they only test for coronaviruses but they're very weak sources

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sure am glad I'm quite healthy

China is the Middle Kingdom. Everything and everyone revolves around it. China's superior system of governance is the way of the future. It's technology and science is unmatched by any civilization. It's people are proud, strong and intelligent. The Han Chinese are the Gods of the real world.

While average IQ westerners care about surface level knowledge, like "GDP" and "elections", the Chinese care about maintaining and advancing civilization. We balance the natural shifts of world power. Without China, the Earth would fall into eternal chaos.

Brazil? You mean 黑猴. America? You mean 美国. It's Chinese autonomous territory. Hope you know Mandarin, subhumans. Start practicing Han culture instead of your barbaric one. You'll still be a Class-B citizen, but at least you won't be sent to the Sino-African vassal states to do hard labor. You are merely pawns in China's rightful quest of world (and eventual space) domination.

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That's been the point from the beginning
So many old farts dying would fuck the health system
Let alone all the other things Coronachan seems to have going on

Worldometers is reset aswell

kek people shidding on others because of me

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Does anyone have the link to some of the posts about how far Corona-chan spreads airborne?

Started seeing mainstream coverage of shit I saw on cvg like 3 weeks ago

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wtf? Last year FLu deaths didnt even got to 25k in the uS iirc

imagine being like a mid way high up in the party
like you have access to all the amenities and you job is some administration shit which consists of stamping documents
absolutely /comfy/

Italy is a boomer country

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Im not sure if I'm the Mexican fag you are referring too. But thankfully not AIDS

When COVID-19 deaths surpass 84,000 this year, someone ring a bell so we'll know it is "as" bad as the flu.

P.S., We can't trust any of these death numbers. In Italy, 88% of COVID-19 deaths aren't COVID-19 deaths by the own admission.

Am i coofin?

> Janitors making six figures
> CEOs making five
> compensation based entirely on contributions of labor

I like the cut of your jib comrade.

At this point it's safe to say every government is lying in one way or another

>ecuador leaves bodies in the streets
>crows eat them
>crows get eaten by larger animals

If this thing mutates to affect all animals we are so fucked

*coof coof*

>Go cry on facebook
>while plebbitspacing
Chang, you are a joke by now.
TAIWAN NUMBA WAN

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Keep coping

>internet survey
Exactly. Ownership rate is far higher. Who in their right mind responds to these things?

What's the best map?

>photos of real life anime girls
o-ok!