/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2835 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

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The fuck is this about?

Will this fuck up Trump's reelection? I would say yes.

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When is this green flu over? I want to get back to writing

"Wake up, Time to Die."

...don't let it come to this Anons, stay inside.

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Remember what they did to us.
news.yahoo.com/amphtml/suspected-sars-virus-and-flu-found-in-luggage-fbi-report-describes-chinas-biosecurity-risk-144526820.html

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Hi niggers are we kill?

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What's a mommywife?

My gf makes me food and rubs my head, is that close enough?

Americans are fucking retarded

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*cough* GO OUT AND TAKE ONE

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Only Argie-kun knows

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wore my mask and goggles and gloves to meijer today, first time at a store in 2 weeks. Went at 8am and they were fully stocked. Weirdly 2 incels smirked at me but all the boomers were normal.

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Lmao where’s this

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Trump has done a good job tbqh
He said some stupid things but that's normal for him. Compare his actions to other world leaders. He was better than most.

where is coronachan on the rankings of deaths per day cvg? she passed diarrhea I know that

who has a chart

ALMOST ONE MILLION

PREPARE YOUR BURGER BUNS

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>tfw we have entered the biowarfare age instead of the nuclear age

I see people celebrating the decline of the virus and I feel disgusted.Why the fuck do these people want to return to normality working as slaves.

I don't feel so good bros.

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Is there any good source on how long from infection to death in the people who die? I want to do some estimates on total upcoming death count.

what you drinking faggots
im on cheap knock off baileys and beer

haha the coronavirus can stop now.
we've had our happening fun, it can stop now.
pls, thx.

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washyourhandsgoku.ytmnd.com/

pic related

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Listen faggots
>flu kills 250,000 a year
>Measles kills 500,000 a year
>hepatitis b kills 800,000 a year
>hiv/aids kills a million a year
>noro virus kills 50,000 a year
>ebola kills 10,000 a year
>car crashes kill two million a year
>murder and war kills 5 million a year
>coconuts kill 100,000 a year
>falling down that stairs kills 40,000 a year
>DIY accidents kill 15000 a year
>Niggers murder 600,000 a year
>botched transsexual surgeries kill 500 a year
>food poisoning kills 6 million a year
>erectile dysfunction kills 20,000 a year
>lightning strikes kill 500 a year (double if it strikes twice)
>Medical malpractice in the US claims 250k lives a year alone
>diarrhea kills 1.8 million A YEAR
Total nothing burger

AAHHH

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DAILY REMINDER:

Governments do not care about you beyond their own interests. They have plenty of experts. They know the factual basis of this shit. They still decided to go with the most expensive and authoritarian course of action because it allows them to have greater power over you (while you cheer because you FEEL that you are being saved). Emergency situations sometimes demand certain temporary restrictions over our freedom, but ideally we minimize those restrictions down to what is strictly necessary. This is not what has been done. The government actively chose to take the most expensive and authoritarian course of action, unlike South Korea. Never let a perfectly fine emergency go to waste they say. Let it cook they say. They will suck your cock harder if you let them suffer. Disgusting apes.

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regular natural Juice

bunch of citrics

You have so much to learn Newfren

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>MEXICO IS HIDING CASES
MEXICO IS HIDING CASES
>MEXICO IS HIDING CASES
MEXICO IS HIDING CASES
>MEXICO IS HIDING CASES
MEXICO IS HIDING CASES
>MEXICO IS HIDING CASES
>Just an atypical pneumonia bro
>IMSS workers denounce that cases of COVID-19 are being handled as cases of atypical pneumonia
lineadirectaportal.com/sinaloa/trabajadores-del-imss-denuncian-que-casos-de-covid-19-los-manejan-como-neumonias-atipicas_20200401-986004/

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Testing greentext against green box

>test
test

no
1) not his fault
2) he isnt a virologist
3) all MSM were flufaggots for months
4) national catastrophes and emergencies strengthen incumbent position politically
5) biden is a corpse, so is bernie
5) there wont even be an election anyway

coof

I found an update.

Usually 14 days, some have lasted up to 41.
From Wikipedia reference a scientific journal

LA MAYOR JUST SAID HE WILL BE SHUTTING DOWN POWER AND WATER NOW FOR NON ESSENTIAL BUSINESSES

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And that's a good thing!

GAD ZUKES for BAT SOUP

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boxofficemojo.com/weekly/?ref_=bo_nb_wey_secondarytab

The U.S. box office grossed $5,179 last week.

$5,179.

Compared to the hundreds of millions per week it normally grosses. Holy shit. Hollywood BTFO.

but it isn't declining, this thing is a logistical sine wave unless we have a hard quarantine for at least 3 months

Yes.

Double digits and 1500 mutts die today

>in the beginning, /cvg/ was being targetted by CCP shills
>now, /cvg/ is being targetted by trumpshills

what a world we live in

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nig

Are we finished?

One of our first cases was from a tourist who went to mexico city and got it from community transmission there lol, back in early feb

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rip in pieces

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DID YOU JUST COOF ON MEH

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top kek
the /ptg/ cope
if an average user could make this conclusions with worse info than him then the literal president of the USA should be able to see this coming

Why'd you cut off the per capita stats, piece of spic trash.

when are we getting trump bux?

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I braved the store today, first time out in a month, to pick up some supplies and booze. I got a bunch of box wine because I am cheep.
Know any good recipes that involve white wine?

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Too late. ;)

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VPN Nigger. We see you.

How many died today? Faggots reset early.

>go to /ptg/
>can't find anything about raiding /cvg/

Missed

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fuck this

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are you me?

The few that get ARDS tend to get it around day 10 of symptoms usually preceeded by a day or two of improving

People who get through it without much problems tend to be sick between 3-7 days

>95% of deaths could be avoided if fucking China didnt silence whistleblowers

we should all go there and coof in their mouths, fucking niggers

how is that bad?

Immunochads WW@

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based and soberpilled
im just bored of just playing vidya and watching anime so i drink on a wendesday

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ACHOOOOOOO!

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What causes a mucusy cough and itchy throat?

>if an average user could make this conclusions with worse info than him then the literal president of the USA should be able to see this coming
The US intelligence service couldn't see it coming until 2 days ago.

Aah... I can feel her... Corona-chan is... she's inside me... I must share this feeling.
Hug me.
>Walks toward you

please. discord trannies. just go away or stop avatarfagging

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Isn't it early for a reset?

baste

Nothing personal
coof coof

HELL YEAH

WE ARE GOING MATCH 7 IN J U S T SPEED

NO BREAKS

FULL FUCK OUR SHIT UP

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nah, coofing on user has no effect.
user is taking Chloroquine ... in minecraft.

I wasnt going to vote but I am just to spite lefty shills.

4 MORE YEARS BITCH

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Wont ever go back to how it was. Semi normal again in minimum 20 months from now. Retards are doing the same here. It needs to get REAL bad for these imbeciles to understand whts going on

HOO BOY

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1 million tomorrow

IM GONNA COOOOF

>Know any good recipes that involve white wine?
it can be incorporated into a shitton of recepies
a better question is why you arent using it regularly, when i make like anything from pork chops to regular beef(not steaks) i use white wine

*coof* Number of cases in my WA town just doubled. Am I *coof* gonna be okay??

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what were you watching

Mix it 50/50 with sprite

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Finally some good news.

I don't want this happenin anymore, too many of my colleagues didn't listen to me when I told them to buy masks and other gear. We're gonna lose a generation of doctors and other med staff for nothing. Feels bad man

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Holy shit, YTMND still is a thing.

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Holy shit. Ecuador is getting fucked real hard

not ptg at all, I am MAGA and was big into trump 2016 but the MIGA shit blackpilled me
>average user
the average user that autistically parses info here is unironically >130 IQ
>the president
think about that, he had the cdc, nih, and all the other alphabets and they didnt tell him what a bunch of autistic spergs in an anime forum could figure out

never forget what we have done with shit like hwndu and many other examples

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