PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - KEEP CALM AND TUCK ON EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 4/1/20
c-span.org/video/?470864-1/
youtu.be/eRKRE7OglD8
>VP Pence on FBN 4/1/20
youtu.be/3evepLxt5-U
>VP Pence on (((FakeNews))) 4/1/20
youtu.be/1rJH6cai-fs
>VP Pence/AgSec Perdue visit Walmart Distribution Center in Gordonsville VA 4/1/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146321822001
youtu.be/yWp_2_a-ODM
youtu.be/1jXIbN1bKDw (full)
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 4/1/20
youtu.be/RGuGJmc9DS4
>FDACommr Hahn on FoxNews 4/1/20
youtu.be/jk_jrlgvTdo
>KAC on F&F 4/1/20
youtu.be/wsyUdo8DlNs
>KAC outside WH 4/1/20
c-span.org/video/?470870-1/
>SG Adams on GMA 4/1/20
youtu.be/VDue2PImkIQ
>SG Adams on TODAY 4/1/20
youtu.be/uE4fS-GXQcI
>FCCChair Pajit on F&F 4/1/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146256399001
>CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite on F&F 4/1/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6146265732001
>America1stActionChair LindaMac on FBN 4/1/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6146362240001/
>CDC Preparing Nursing Homes for Corona-chan 4/1/20
youtu.be/p1FiVFx5O78
>Pentagon Press Brief (ActNavySec Modly/CNO Adm Gilday/Navy Ldrs) 4/1/20
dvidshub.net/video/745337/
>Pentagon Press Brief (NORTHCOM/ARNORTH Comdrs) 4/1/20
dvidshub.net/video/745355/
>USACEVideo: CoE&USACE CG LtGen Semonite visits Detroit 4/1/20
dvidshub.net/video/745348/
dvidshub.net/video/745347/

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MAGA

lock the thread
social distance

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IT'S HAPPENING

DRUMPF PATENTS CORONAVIRUS

HE'S PLANNING ON GOING AFTER CHINA FOR PRODUCING AND DISTRIBUTING TRILLIONS OF ILLEGAL COPIES

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MAGA

This is AWOOVEMENT

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>251500426
Hold onto your (You)s and you won't get sick.

FLATTEN THE CURVE

why does New York bite the hand that feeds them?

Remain calm, there is nothing to worry about.

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no infections in my county just yet, thank god. how's everyone else faring?

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Ban slut shit because contraception is treason!

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Its awoovement

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GET TO DA CHOPPAH

If grill braps hard enough, can a Corona carrier still able to smell it?

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EVERYONE COOF ON THE MENTAL MIDGET BOOMER POTATOHEAD, /ptg/

EVERYONE COOF IN HIS FAT BOOMERFACE

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First the Michigan governor does a 180, now the Nevada one. Idiots to ban it in the first place, just cause Trump said its looking good.

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Chinks are niggers and love the cartels. Fug them all.

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>FATTEN THE CURVE

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I still haven't caught sir coofington and his international crime spree serial killing boomers!

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Flat is Justice!

Bros I kissed a guy today. After that I had intercoms with his ass haha. Not even gay by the way.

Boring mostly, but Mexico might get carpet bomb.

AWOO

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ABOLISH ALL JOBS
RUIN ALL BUSINESSES
CRUSH CAPITALISM
STAY HEALTHY

They’re already retarded, but I don’t know what’s one step down from that. That’s what they’d be if they wouldn’t allowed a federally-approved regiment

>251500852
>FATTEN THE CURVE
I like it

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They wanted to virtue signal about it. Then FDA said okay, and now they look like the retards they are

Eisenhaur Place Residents of Bridgewater. There's a known. Should be known now and I figured it out with no help.
But an old pervert retard with no life who has computer skills and he's able to tap into your internet and landlines phone. Mine most certainly is, I guess i'm the enemy.
But if you didn't know, now you do. And actually a lot of the uphill residents are kind of gang like. Sooo. This guy and his thugs also like to try and intimidate me and who knows what else. (assaults, assinations have been things I avoided)
So if you be talkin some shit, or saying some shit on the motherfucking internet anonymously the grand pappy don't approve of. You gettin capped, bitch
And I only made that one thread cause I thought it was other people. But I mean some of them could be helping him or withholding info from me. so, fuck you.
But this guy doesn't just spy one me, he fucking messes with me and stirs shit up. So......and that Jenn girl is all in the middle of this horseshit. Just fucking drama as fuck. I live in drama land with thugs in huggies and whores playing them like puppets
anyway it's all fucked, it's all garbage. it's all " who cares". And just get fucked and get a life. Words offending you doesn't justify assination attempts.
GANG PLACE, BDUB. REPRESENT. GET THAT BANG BANG ON
I'm just a loner, keep to myself guy. Nothing to worry about. I just don't like people fucking spying on me. If it was the Government, it be one thing. It's local criminal dicks though. All I have done in the past year is watch and listen to metal music on Youtube, and Shitposted on here. And I mean shitpost. Umm this is Yas Forums am I correct? People trash talk and bait and troll each other all day on here right? Am I on the right site? I thought this was the place to do that with other anonymous people.
I'm often wrong though...... no, not really.
random number........13

BOOM TIME! FUCK OFF, ZOOMIES!

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Absolutely BASED

NYC is only 30% white iirc. Biting the hand that feeds you is typical behavior of subhuman animals like Jews and other non-whites

NO

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>mfw immune

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The suspected sniper is a hefty dude maybe little to no hair. I seen him walk these parts 2 times.

Also he looks an awful lot like my anesthesiologist when I got my wisdom teeth taken out, and the "doctor" or whoever came in started saying "this guy isn't" afraid of death....." I know I would want to be in a cold place full of drugs if I died"

Like a surgery room????

Yeah that was some of the comforting dialogue I got before they gassed me, oh and you'll never guess what? I had complications (nearly died) I dont know. They don't tell you shit. I awake back in the surgery room, all done and a hose coming out of my throat as I opened my eyes.....
Bridgewater Nova Scotia Hospital. like 12 years ago......... what was that all about?

They are literally killing people because ORANGE MAN BAD. They will be extremely unpopular when this is all over.

>gillum posting

>intercoms with his ass haha
Yeah I don't think Android's can be gay, good for you A.I.

I can't post my fucking name?

Is this from an H-manga?

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TIME FOR BED ZOOMERS

HERE COMES THE

BOOM
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>251501171
Don't even know if I'm immune, but fuck it.

actually it's the FDA allowing it, governors have no control over that sort of thing

LET NOT YOUR FARTS BE DOUBLED

Infections and deaths spiked after social distancing and stay at home. Reminds me how the flu spreads so well in winter from people being inside so much.

Too bad you're not immune from being a dumgay.

when will the dirty greens gtfo of our wonderful bread?

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>Ai Fen, one of the chink doctors to blow the whistle on the chink virus goes missing
>Wikipedia won't allow you to mention it on her article
>"it's a conspiracy theory"
they're not even trying to hide it anymore

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>1pbtid
I wonder why.

Fuckkkkkk

>251501260
Nah just an fan art
With VN dialouge

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I don't see a smiley

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Thanks Lad. We're all going to make it.

They they’re doubleretarded trying to ban it like the Michigan governor tried

>OH MY LOOK AT THE TIME

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more butthurt

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Based and Boompilled.

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ready to have your vote not counted? like you couldnt see this coming 100 miles away

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>)
You're good,user.

on march 4th there were only 6 known cases in new york. there are now over 80,000

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>he thinks he's immune
you don't seem to understand

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sometime tomorrow morning, user

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COOOOOOF ON MY GIGANTIC MILKERS user COOOOOOOOF ON THEM

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Sumika a best

>251501370
They haven't tried in over a decade. Call something free and neutral and watch the kikes swarm to it and jew it the fuck up.

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>trump jumped in before i was able to shit stir about a topic that i already knew the answer to

My smiley's g-gone...

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never. this thread is just a collection of shitposting

ssshweet

new york is a fucking shit show
i can guarantee no one will come close to their numbers

That's what they get for not being direct and concise. Trump's pressers aren't a fucking meet and greet, they are serious business. No bullshit. If the kike media reporters don't get to the point right away, they are done.

So what's the deal with Chinese "people"?

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PIZZA MAYU.

Damn.

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>May have started during Super Bowl sunday
That was WAY back in early February meaning that their timeline of this damn virus is all wrong. Meaning, it has already been here, meaning most of us probably already got it, meaning we survived it WITHOUT shutting the nation down.

KING FLORIDA MAN

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please, I can't, don't wanna catch the virus again :^(

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Here get another.

KINO Trump tonight after press con.

twitter.com/Scavino45/status/1245509549727059969

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What is this bullshit?

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>HERE COMES THE BOO...OOOOOF. ..COOOOOFF COOOOOF

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Based and Osananajimi pilled
Cant wait for the adaptation this year or the next i dunno

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I think this post gave me the coof.

And the worst part is that because of their astronomical numbers, it makes the whole country look bad. Fuck Jew York.

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Mayonnaise is not a pizza topping

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Thicc, also very nice stylistically, makes it look like it's part of the VN at least.

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Damn good taste.

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>Implying people actually have the mental capacity to remember or even pay attention outside their news.
You seem to have alot of confidence in people.

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>the county is pozzed
fucking kek

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Absolutely based.

If California, Texas, or Florida doesn't come close I'll be shocked.

This. They've always been a shitshow. Not as openly a shitshow as California, but an absolute mistake of a state nonetheless.

LMAO it was between him and a gay nigger meth addict

She cute !

WTF

I don't know if they will. I don't think any of them have cities with the population density of Jew York City.

AYYYY LMAO

thanks friend

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>ID fun

I’m dying for photon melodies. Just release it already

This is next level retardation.

Do you think she browses /ptg/?