Brit/pol/ - Match Of The Day Edition

>Coronavirus: Comedian Paul Chuckle reveals he has been suffering from COVID-19
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-comedian-paul-chuckle-reveals-he-has-been-suffering-from-covid-19-11966018

>Goats take over empty streets of Llandudno
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-52103967

>Police told to stop being overzealous wankers during "lockdown"
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52101040

>Foreign Office links up with airlines to fly stranded Britons home
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52099252

>Prince Charles out of self-isolation
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52088684

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>Fanny by Gaslight

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Only recently discovered Uriah Heap lads

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Can't help it rn lad, sorry

you and cauldron make a cute couple tbf

maybe you could make that work

i've got a girlfriend and love women and so does duck you silly billy

i miss boris

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get over yourselves already

you both fancy each other

>If only I'd thought of the right words
>I could have held on to your heart
>If only I'd thought of the right words
>I wouldn't be breaking apart
>All my pictures of you

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fuck blues
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imagine listening to the cure you fucking virgin lmfao

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>what'd you mean what'd you mean

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fuck your cringy shite

I also miss Blorins very munch

really would be so shit if he fucking died

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>virgin
wish i was :)

i want to knee you in the solar plexus

>Weekly state sanctioned street clapping
Comply or face detainment citizen.

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suck ya mum
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but you've never had sex wtf

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FUCK IM PROUD TO BE WHITE
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i'd do you in and your dad while your mum watches

I've just had someone I know die and that front page is more horrifying than that.

Blues music is a fucking LARP

meant for ffs

its over

they're both dead

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>How North Korea is reporting on coronavirus (English subtitles)

this mistake has made me crease up
picturing pube threatening himself to batter his dad infront of his mum at 2 in the morning

your entire life is a fucking LARP

ITS ABOUT TO BEGIN!

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He is a good chap and has got a nice voice but I like girls

Killed by corona no doubt

Honestly fuck this bollocks

I work for the NHS and if they make it into a weekly thing I'm going to start making mistakes on purpose so more people die

Give us a payrise instead of a hollow gesture you shitstains

shame they don't like you kek

i'd batter my da and i've done it before

Support Marxism-Leninism-Maoism!

you can take turns being girls mate

nah one way trips to chesters road bearsden the pair of them

was the jeremy cunt thing a few years back worse than this?

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I’ll fuckin stab you

>Support Marxism-Leninism-Maoism!

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Slave morality music

Are you jelly?

go on then you mad fanny

cokeposter was pubes best persona tbqh

that was surprisingly straight forward

of you being ignored and crying online about it for months lmao na

fuck off

Got a proper big 80 item Tesco delivery coming on Friday lads I'm absolutely buzzing

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best report on state TV about it desu

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?

are red light cameras a thing in your shitehole?

weird flex

post music then, bender

fucking newfag

This is the most direct bullshit I've had to endure in the 5 years I've been an NHSfag.

I can't read the news or watch TV or any shit because there will be some false, inaccurate bullshit people are believing and reposting all over facebook and shit. It's driving me mental m8.

PPE is in shortage but when you're a medic half the time you don't give a fuck. Doctors stubbornly break PPE rules to show their balls are made of titanium half the time. Same reason they keep writing in meme heiroglyphics.

If I hear the phrase "test kits" one more time I'm going to stab the next person I meet, because there's no such thing as a "test kit", it's a swab in a fucking polythene bag. Outbreak has been going two months and my lab has only just been given the funding for a PCR machine it should have had like, ten years ago.

Bu t you know, people gonna clap. And we're getting free cups of tea. Thank god.

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I miss MW soothing tones as he’s being casually racist. It’s like being at the bar with friends who are calling Ngubu a useless black bastard for missing an open goal.

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I prefer his tranny persona; manhands. Every user knows there's a dick but several have still fallen for him.

sorry mate you're just an incel
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>hollow gesture
Exactly

Fuck me WE ALL PAY FOR THE NHS OURSELVES ALREADY.
Nurses aren't going to work for free, and they are doing their normal job that they do every single day. They are ALWAYS dealing with viruses and sick people and death.
And it is for nurses, it isn't intended to be for doctors or any male staff. Look at that front page. This is extended feminism. It's not a clap for medical staff, it's a clap for women in general.

Is anyone organising a clap for agricultural staff? Last time I checked everyone ate food everyday. You need food to live.
Last time I checked every normal man and woman was under fucking house arrest, should we clap at ourselves for persevering?

this is beautiful

It'll all get substituted and half of it just taken off altogether at the last minute and you'll still get charged full price.

That's what's been happening with everyone round where I am

Is that pooftah kraut still here with the EU meme flag?

now there is a laughing emoji ?
what does it mean?
recoved?

honestly thought it was going to do silly shit like laugh at worst korea

i know right the most pathetic bit is when he pretends he's fallen for himself

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The fuck theyd go to bearsden for? There’s nowt there

what if manhands is the real pube and pube is the persona

>pubes tranny persona manhands
oh what a fucking retard you are

he doesnt pretend he's fallen for me stop being fuckin schizos

Yes

Pol pottism is cooler

Fucking globalists trying to turn us into Americans

incelception

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newfag

YOU SOUND A LITTLE.... SOUR

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I preferred his Jeremy Claskson persona.

Are you Manhands?

>give us a payrise
Maybe, you get half the wage of every subordinate you fire. You get more money and we have to pay less, win-win

tfw 3 people here think we're the same person again hahaha
love ya pube tbqh

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that's what he wants you to think

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i'll allow it
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was leaving for the army soon lads. it got cancelled until further notice. it really would have helped this lockdown fly by. gutted is an understatement

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he sounds good
sounds like identical to James Morrison but this guy's songs are better :)

Never heard that saying before. Guessing it means he did them in

so sad how irrelevant guitar is today

Why is Manhands so rude today?

If you like blues music you’re saying you like white men pretending to sound like black slaves

pubes a poof who owes me a pot noodle

Pol Pott was an idiot.

BASED best Korea as always.
I've said this before, but i really think Corona was a good metric for which countries actually gave a shit about their country/people.
Sweden clearly not giving a crap at all.
(but we already knew this)

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Can't you see the bulging muffintops

what? posting about cars is now my jeremy clarkson persona?

i'm starved for attention today and ur foreign and rude to me like every day so easy target

Just want to be comfy l, drink gin and neck trammadol lads. Wrap myself up in a sleeping bag, fuck the world and kip in a shed. Wake me up after the normies have finished.

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jesus that does sound good doesnt it

No trip no attention he's having to make it on personality and intellect alone.

>there's no such thing as a "test kit"
wrong

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I've moved in to a flatshare and discovered that two of my flatmates are communists (one guy one girl)

Had to physically resist the urge to beat them to a pulp, not sure how to approach this?

You’ve caused me to have this on repeat for days

Now I really have the blues

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The guitar is a symbol of dedication and intellectual pursuit for the everyman, that's why it's been abandoned.

they'd probably batter you

Yeah, you could’ve served for israel

Blues music:
>I went to crossroooads
>down by the Chicagooooo
>back down the Mississippi
>guitar solo in major scale
>I’m so bluuue
>guitar
>oh lord what can I do

Fuckin boomer music kys

post a pic then
you won't