/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2833 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

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disgusting

DUDE better become federally legal once this is over

Corona finds a way.

i follow this since january.
Today i took a walk and saw ambulance and medical stuff in hazmat suits at the house near me.
Fuck they were like 15 meters from me.
Am i dead?
I think my friends are scared of me and dont want to meet up
I didnt take photo because they would notice it

You're getting cured
You'll be immune for a while till the smiley goes
Then you can get reinvested
t. I' m green again biatch

thas a lot of noodle

Day 8 of quarantine. My family is keeping count of the infected/death tally in the kitchen

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>A MAN HAS DERAILED A TRAIN TRYING TO CRASH INTO NAVY HOSPITAL SHIP
>BELIEVES SOMETHING MALICIOUS IS GOING ON, BOAT IS NOT JUST FOR HELP
>WANTS TO BRING WORLDS ATTENTION
>“You only get this chance once. The whole world is watching. I had to. People don’t know what’s going on here. Now they will.”

latimes.com/california/story/2020-04-01/man-charged-derailing-train-hospital-ship-mercy

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HOLY SHIT I GOT INFECTED

AAAAARRGHHH I'M COOOFINGG

Coronavirus is fake and gay. Prove me wrong. Pro tip: you can't.

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>0% infection rate
Lmao imagine believing chink propaganda

You're getting cured and will get a smiley soon
You'll be immune for a while till the smiley goes
Then you can get reinfected
t. I' m green again biatch

Friendly reminder. Some big retard like me isn't coming for your stash. My hospital is losing 30 patients a day now. I'm scared and I want to go home. All this prepping just to catch it from work because I picked an important proffesion.

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Real easy when you can just seize factories with no repercussions

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How the fuck am I supposed to get a gf while I'm locked in the house bros

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Every time you jerk off to Corona-chan, you give her enough energy to kill another person. Use this information how you will.

am i still coofing?

*hack cough* we're all gonna make it.
*cough cough*

>user-kun, how long are you gonna stay in your hazmat?

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>258 new cases and 17 new deaths today in Peru

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>ecuador
are you ok?

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Any cu/ck/s here? I've been baking a lot of bread this past week with all this time at home.

nah you're safe to go outside now

>i took a walk
why would you do this when the entire world is saying to stay inside. why are people still doing this.

>Brazil confirms first indigenous COVID case in the Amazon
archive.is/U9hpb
ok this is not funny. if the bat mutation happened, then it explains why shit's going insane in Ecuador

Haven’t been on all day, is I dead?

Everything there is a lie, except for the 0% infection rate. They are all dead.

no way you are this white

is that a monkey?

In other news

I’ve discovered that eating the following diet covers all your vitamins & mineral recommended intakes:

>porridge made from oats and milk
>1x banana
>orange juice

>rye bread with cod fish

>lentils soop
>broccoli and spinach

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Also chinks buying up Western supplies to send back to China

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Reply to this post or your mother will die in her sleep tonight.

i really like this image

NO LUM STAY AWAY!

COOF COOF

Based, I'm good, praise kek

no that's a dog

Why are posts green? World is over huh

AH OH GOD. IM GONNA- IM GONNA COOOOOOF.

>Accept medical supplies from West
>Send back faulty shit in exchange

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Is this what you did with your prep food? What a waste.

ENOUGH!

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Because fuck them im a free man

That's my boy Gerald. He's a good boy.

In other news

I’ve discovered that eating the following diet covers all your vitamins & mineral recommended intakes:

>multivitamin

Hol’ up

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I wonder what happened to the Chileanon with the South American chart

COOF COOF

*coof*

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I'll be your gf for this thread user

You got those back Nigel don't lie

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Coof

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gluten free bread I hope

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 214,639 (5,099) Italy 110,574 (13,155) Spain 104,118 (9,387) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 77,981 (931) France 56,989 (4,032) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,768 (488) Turkey 15,679 (277) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Austria 10,711 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 9,731 (114) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 6,880 (242) Israel 6,092 (26) Australia 5,048 (23) Sweden 4,947 (239) Norway 4,877 (44) Czech Republic 3,589 (39) Ireland 3,447 (85) Denmark 3,107 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Ecuador 2,758 (98) Poland 2,554 (43) Romania 2,460 (92) Japan 2,384 (57) Luxembourg 2,319 (29) Philippines 2,311 (96) Pakistan 2,118 (27) India 1,998 (58) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) Finland 1,446 (17) Greece 1,415 (51) South Africa 1,380 (5) Peru 1,323 (38) Panama 1,317 (32) Dominican Republic 1,284 (57) Iceland 1,220 (2)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +26,109 (+1,046) Italy +4,782 (+727) Spain +8,195 (+923) Germany +6,173 (+156) France +4,861 (+509) Iran +2,988 (+138) United Kingdom +4,324 (+563) Switzerland +1,163 (+55) Turkey +2,148 (+63) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Netherlands +1,019 (+134) Austria +531 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Canada +1,119 (+13) Portugal +808 (+27) Brazil +1,163 (+41) Israel +734 (+6) Australia +285 (+3) Sweden +512 (+59) Norway +236 (+5) Czech Republic +281 (+8) Ireland +212 (+14) Denmark +247 (+14) Chile +293 (+4) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Ecuador +456 (+19) Poland +243 (+10) Romania +215 (+10) Luxembourg +141 (+6) Philippines +227 (+8) Pakistan +180 (+1) India +601 (+23) Thailand +120 (+2) Saudi Arabia +157 (+6) Indonesia +149 (+21) Greece +101 (+2) Peru +258 (+8) Panama +136 (+2) Dominican Republic +175 (+6) Mexico +121 (+1) Argentina +79 (+5) Colombia +159 (+1) Serbia +160 (+5) Algeria +131 (+14)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Guayaquil is FUBAR acording to my friends over there.
The rest of the country i'm not sure.

I'm not feeling so good...

Only UNINFECTED CHADS can reply to this post.

No your not dead. Why would u think that. Take solace in that u were here and actually knew about it. Your more prepared now than most. Enjoy what comes after user.i hear more and sirens and I won't lie....I laugh as they laughed at me in January.

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Yaaaas

What was the point of prepping for 2 months if you guys were all going to go right out and get infected?

I'm confused how that's a waste, that and a few powerbars is enough calories for the day

Sure did

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Googly eye bear is pretty cool

Imagine being noninfected

Yeah you and me both. At least I get to take an extra 50% pay to my grave

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Sounds to me like they're already planning an end of the world senario.
>Will hospitalize patients WITHOUT the virus
The based beamer knew something deeper was going on. Just based on how he talked, he most likely overheard something.
Also is there a 900k corona-chan?

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youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=bpQFCcSI0pU

Most reasonable video in regards to the origin of the Wuhan virus

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Any immunechads?

She might. Fuck. I dont know if I'm mentally prepared. She works in health care somewhere covid-19 is spreading pretty quickly.

don't cry when you get it. you're going to be a waste of resources.

Faggot.

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Trip 4’s and then 5’s? Nice my guy

Anymore tweets/articles that didn’t age well? I’m collecting a personal archive to show my grandkids

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GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME INFECTED SCUM!!!

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anyone saw this before ?

tons of bodies waiting to be transfered suposedly taken at Lenox Hill hospital Manhattan, guy speak spanish, and clip is weird so iam not sure real or not...
opinion ?

twitter.com/i/status/1245291193703038977

I've been gone for quite some time :( things are getting scary here. I posted the other night about how our trucks filling with bodies every day. NY is a frightening place.

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COOF COOF

in case i get sick i want to have refried bean tacos without going out.

>Slavs pray for salvation from the virus
>and eat a lot of proteins, periodically poisoning themselves a little
>alive and well, the infection is slow and may soon go down
>meanwhile Western basedcucks be like
>muh need to stay at home. the rights of animals to life, you can't drink pipe cleaner
>died out of live

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>but i miss my darling, please come out

Right here lad

These pie-faces need to be exterminated ASAP.

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AAAARRHG I'M COOFING

>Infect the whole world
>Keep their medical equipment for yourself
The west should move their businesses out of China and let it die in an economic collapse. Fucking scumbags.

I will not fall for your traps.
All
Day
Nigger

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Beaner*

>Doctors and nurses who shilled nothingburger in January and February are now getting sent in as human wave cannon fodder vs the chimera bioweapon, Stalingrad style

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Yes. People not taking the dead. People are scared. They are piling up. CC and non CC alike. They will start cremating eventually but until then they will pile up

Fucking disgusting, I'm glad I paid a little extra for my Honeywell, not to sound like a cianigger but 3m warehouse being torched would be great karma

Nigger

I think I am immune.

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shit

BEEP
BEEP

MAKE WAY FOR THE THERMO KING

hi homeless user. it looks like u got some nice pasta there

fixed

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>No Evidence of Rapid Antiviral Clearance or Clinical Benefit with the Combination of Hydroxychloroquine and Azithromycin in Patients with Severe COVID-19 Infection

sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0399077X20300858

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i guess me

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Daily reminder that it’s LITERALLY NOTHING. It’s less deadly than the flu.

Anything by Tedros and WHO

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Updated death chart?

Coof

Uh oh

cooftest

Don't think. Go find out. Hospital near u needs help. Let us know how it turns out in 2 weeks.

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Testicle

Kek subtle

still no coof

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Oh god I'm COOFING

DON'T MAKE ME DO IT!

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Stay safe big dumb retard
You made meme status
Don't lose it

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>— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
Califag here. I am considered to be in "lockdown" if I can go to the beach or go to any open store at my leisure and convenience? I don't feel like I'm in lockdown.

Yet.

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DAILY REMINDER

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Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too.

We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America.

We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too!

Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion.

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>1000+ kills per day
USA #1 lmao

Is this the power of trumps 4D chess?

Good luck I’m behind 7 antibodies

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Your stupid. Believe anything someone tells you. Do your own research and find out. U can make a stat say anything if you omit or add enough data.

Yes, Health System is fucked, by deaths of doctors/nurses by corona.

Fuck. I picked a worthless profession and I’m fucked cause I’m “essential”

Lol

I'm on hold with the Based Department right now.

is it even fucking at that point?

I'll update it tomorrow but with 4,880 deaths corona-chan has overtaken respiratory cancers

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