So, conclusions that would have been jumped to by anons in the first hour of the green infection
>anons who regularly post inhumane opinions are being called out
>serial shitposters are being revealed
>Yas Forums is overwhelmed and is culling anons
>the glowies and shills are being disclosed... gookmoot is doing as Sanger is doing, using position of huge social influence to call out evil conspiracy so as to not allow that position to passively aid evil conspiracy
Wut?
Wut
splooge
Im sorry what
What about posters who recover?
Yes.
>
too many 'roo kicks to the head m8
Schizofags have destroyed this board
>>Trust the plan
>>Q
coof
WHAT THE FUCK, I RECOVERED?
SOMEONE INFECT ME
is this the first Coronachan cosplay?
Interesting.
mine turned green after 2 normal posts and i doubt i got replies caus i talk normally instead of bait talking
Testing the infection
Is that your gf?
My first post today was normal, I kind of feel like it's random. Can anyone confirm?
Someone explain the green infection to me.
coof
None of us really know how it works yet. I'm currently trying to contract it.
You have to go back.
the OP literally posted the theory to it. I just pray im on the good side of the ubergookin
Wtf is happening
it's all part of the plan
Fuck how do y'all get infected , i'm too Fucking retarded for this shit
Testing
kys newfag nigger fox
Holy fucking shit I’m in love
If you get a reply from an infected person you catch it.
>anons who regularly post inhumane opinions are being called out
kys chink
>serial shitposters are being revealed
That's true though. No matter how it's actually spread (if it's spread at all), it's pretty clear posting more increases your chance of getting it, and high postcount posters tend to be high-volume, low-quality shitposters. And before you ask, I was shitposting all morning.
coof
I purposely only posted once today and got it, horrible
you never recover.
youre fucked
What do the recoveries mean though?
Glad I'm immune to all this bullshit.
what are you a fucking retarded, useless kiwi?
fucking faggot.
Why do I have it?
How long is this for, just for April Fools day?
Weird.
Your post was dark green, when I refreshed it became less green.
Take your meds schizo
Until everyone is perma banned.
>Reply to an infected or (less likely) have your post be near an infected
>Incubation period starts
>Infection gradually appears and peaks at biohazard mark with intense green glow
>Gradually fades
>Become cured with a laughing crying emoji
>Likely have temporary immunity during this phase
>Eventually fades and you become normal again
>Can be reinfected and restart the cycle
Till everyone has it, then the boards are shutting d9wn permanently
I hope I get cured.
Serial shitposter here. I went green fast and hard.
tfw immune in real life AND on the chins
Get the fuck off Yas Forums then. Normies aren't welcome here.
>leaving out the part where all coofers get permabanned
you're trying too hard to fit in
ohno
i have not yet gotten it despite getting plenty of replies and replying to infected posts
I doubt it. It's just a mod.
Oops looks like you’ve got it
disregard what i said
Can we see her pusy?
check again coofer
welcome to the coof camp
Wat
Getting laid does not make you normie
Only ~2% of coofers are permabanned from the infection and eventually recover though.
However, with reinfections confirmed, the odds of being banned does approach 100% on a big enough time line...
I want to lick her dirty bottom after 3 days of fast food and immediately after a 3 day pent up, no wipe, fast food dump. I'd cleanse her butthole
Yeah literally none of that is happening. It's giving random. I got infected, went full glow + biohazard, then it went away, had the immune emoji for a bit, came back a few hours later and now I got nothing. You're dumb.
Bro it isnt that deeply serious. OP is a faggot moreso than normal. If actual glowfags got called out that would be cool, but they already fucking stick out and by the time they dont they've become Yas Forumstards as well. Pissing in a sea of piss and shit while floating on a turd raft... etc.
So, just another excuse to silence the truth like everywhere else on the now completely unusable internet?
Yeah. Clever.
The 2nd Amendment comes after the 1st for a reason. Keep poking.
Good luck with that.
huh?
How do you know if you have it?
But it wouldn't silence anything, just make it glow
Start your own imageboard where nobody glows I guess
when you die
let the herd fix it?
If that is a Chinese Chick I will eat raw bat soup with her.
So I should be mildly infected now then, with slight zalgo to my name?
Also it's clear that it progresses as you post, so infected posters who only post once are easily glossed over.
I miss being green and recovery sucks.
No soup for you
That fertile womb is made for BWC.
Who is this
I wonder if she could fart hard enough to lift up that little tail end of the cloth she's wearing
Give it like an hour or two, probably less for the name corruption without the glow. You'll appear normal for awhile, but you might still be contagious.
I post like twice a year and I have it so no
>Keep poking
You sound like a tough guy. Let us know when you start. One man revolutions always work well.
Anyone who breaks their quarantine board gets the glow. Not that hard to figure out. If you started in pol and left to fit or x or whatever, boom infected. You broke quarantine
coof
I got mine after 20 posts. Thanks for posting this user.