/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #3224 - STATUS 64% DEATH RATE

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Looking back on it now, that ebola "happening" in 2014 was such bullshit. I seriously we do not look back on Coronachan the same way.

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No, coffee is not good for you. It's a good stimulant if you need it, since it's net zero calories, but it has adverse effects on your heart and possibly also mental state (ex: for me, it makes me extremely irritable for basically the whole day)

Wrong one. Aint replying to him because I’m not getting the green

>#3224
I think you skipped a couple hundred user

How get smiley face?

Based fellow word skipper

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Okey Yas Forums when this is over, how many people will die from this?

Get clean

>coffee’s not good for you
>leaf

HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

this

Ebola-chan was never a happening. To deadly to spread.

USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

Its because the testing kits are pumping up the numbers

>Normie friend keeps going out to drink despite airborne aids chimera virus has escaped a lab and caused a global pandemic
>Confront him and find out he’s not only an alcoholic but only a cocaine addict
>He can no longer mask his disease as simply *going out clubbing to be social*

Just how fucked up are the normies lad? All this time they’ve made us think we NEETs were messed up but we’re actually the most pure breed

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Quarantine is till 13th of april here. I doubt they are gonna prolong it.

>wrong thread number
Reminder to ignore shill threads

where is gary?

b-based?

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Nothing that's limited to third world countries will ever be relevant
The tsunami killed gorillions in some gook shithole and barely anyone knows it was the largest mass dying event of this century so far

Enjoy your second wave

Alles Menschen.

They are superficial, hedonistic sociopaths incapable of real connections or complete emotions

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Seriously what?

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FALSE FLAG

My uni won't re-open until October
Wagies will go back to wörk much sooner tho

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good work, fuck coffee shills

Test

We've peaked guys. It's over.

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but is it good for you??

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Drink coffee is cuck as fuck. Skip the hot bean juice and go directly to the source and get yourself caffeine pills. 100mg will last you 5 - 7 hrs.

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Only gays get corona

Fake and Gay
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SHILLS ARE PUSHING THESE THREADS BECAUSE THE HOAX NEEDS TO HAVE SOME LEGITIMACY AND ANONS ARE SO DEPRIVED OF A HAPPENING THEY WILL GO ALONG WITH IT

DON'T BUY THE KIKE BULLSHIT, REJECT THE KIKE HOAX, THIS IS NOT A TRUE HAPPENING

SHILLS ARE PUSHING THESE THREADS BECAUSE THE HOAX NEEDS TO HAVE SOME LEGITIMACY AND ANONS ARE SO DEPRIVED OF A HAPPENING THEY WILL GO ALONG WITH IT

DON'T BUY THE KIKE BULLSHIT, REJECT THE KIKE HOAX, THIS IS NOT A TRUE HAPPENING

>implying 6 gorillion jews ever happened

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whats the difference between my cock and an april fools joke?

your mom cant take an april fools joke and neither can you faggot

Are you a rare deepwater jew or a regular one?

Feeling a bit better lads
>*C@@F*

Lol. You're the type of dumb nigger who says that habbenings are happening all the time. & now when a real happening is happening, you think it's a hoax. If it's a hoax, go lick the bathroom door handle on the New York subway.

(((Brooklyn man)))

>flag

Honestly, who cares? You're a third world country offering nothing to the rest of the world.

I do meth and drink about 2 pots a day. Still couldn't focus on my gay online classes. I think you're right though, I feel a little wired

Based and burgerpilled

I'm gonna live boys

Reddit should start their own country. Think about it: it would have a much higher IQ than most other countries. We could ban tik tok and fortnite, and every computer sold has to come with Minecraft preinstalled. We could also ban emojis too.

We all have very good ideas about society and government, so I think we would be far more efficient. I've seen so many posts with so many good ideas, not to mention our country would be the most progressive and other countries would look to us for direction. We would easily become the next superpower. If everyone left America for a new country, we would easily surpass America.

We could make Keanu our president and have PewDiePie on the flag. It would be the most wholesome country too!

Those are just some ideas I have and my own opinion.

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Boof your meth and coffee, it's the cure

What does meth feel like? Is it based or no?

Livelink you boofing a gram and we'll find out

Jim isn't even a recovered immunechad. Sad.

>COOFS

Not so fast, Limey

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Honestly can't imagine enjoying drugs with normies. I've tried several times and they always get drunk, steal my stuff, which I order online and then overdose. They talk for ever and never say anything.

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Death to America

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When will sporting events and theme parks/hotel resorts open again?

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You laugh at holocaust hoarders but do you really have enough? The average Jew gets Holocausted six million times in the course of their life, with at least 14 million people killed in the holocaust not counting the 5-7 million killed in occupied territories. That is 6 billion total, per week, per Jew! The surviving Jews will have children and grandchildren and great grandchildren and so forth, each with at least 6 types of PSTD happening 14 times per week, each with an unknown number deaths depending on genetic factors. Therefore the numbers add up quickly!

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Nice quads

Say that to my face fucker not online and see what happens

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cure me

spoopy zeros

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Covfefe.
Covid

Wtf.

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