Is this a good alternative for men who struggle to get laid?

If you want to die of some strange disease, sure.

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No. But a massage with a handjob is nice occasionally.

I fuck Thai girls on the reg, they have very nice dicks

They probably record everything with hidden cameras. Surrounding businesses probably have external security camers that overlap the business. Credit card transactions have a paper trail that can be used in court and through the FOIA, the press can obtain it.

Eat better, exercise, go to church OP.

Never understood Yas Forums's obsession with the gym. Most will only do half-assed curls and just end up with slightly bloated arms after a few months, which is unlikely to get you laid. Better advice is just to be active and get into good shape.

How do I know which Asian massage parlors actually give happy endings and which ones don’t?

And OP, hookers should be the last option, a hail mary if you're say 25 and still a virgin. From that you can work your way up to real interactions with women.

no, better advice is to do grey skull LP

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It’s based. I’m fi, have a thick dick and according to them I’m handsome so they always give me discounts after I fuck them. You could fuck some of them for 100 dollars but others can run you up to 200. I live in New York so there are tons of massage parlors and you may not have the same options.

I’m fit*

>If you want incurable skin infections and possible STD's, then sure have at it king
It's cleaner than you think.

"The gym" is not synonymous with curl bros. The guy told you to get fit and you're splitting hairs that don't exist?

If they have neon lights in the front you'll probably get a hand job

>"The gym" is not synonymous with curl bros
It is for sedentary folk who have never set foot inside. Telling a neckbeard who leaves the house once a week for groceries to do some 5x5 routine isn't going to work. Just go running and improve your diet. If that's successful then look into lifting.

AMPs are awesome. Been to several over the years. Too bad I'm on the east coast where pickings are slim tho. Best places are Hawaii and Commiefornia.

You're splitting hairs that don't exist. "Go to the gym" has never meant "do one specific thing at the gym." Get over yourself, fatass.

It used to be when all you had to worry about was jock itch. Now you might get the plague.
Thai girls are like catnip for my dick.

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Yes. Lots of fun

>using a credit card at the massage parlor

I was offered a handjob without even knowing. She told me to flip over and I was like okay shit, I never had massage on my front before but why not. So I flip over and she points at my dick and says "yes?". I am an aspie and didn't know what she was asking, so I just replied 'yes'.

Next thing I know she jerked me off to completion. She then gently cleaned my body with a couple warm towels. Gave me a hug afterwards, and I was stunned and nervous so I just tipped her an extra $20 which she was very thankful for.

And that was my first sexual experience ever and even tho she was Asian and older it's actually a fond memory...

You know celibacy is more dignified right

Dingdongdidly tell him

I like going to these places in my chastity cage. I like when the Asian girls make fun of me. One time they shoved their fingers up my butt and laughed at me.

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>Get a clue.
Why this part made me laff

Yea i went there for 6 months and fucked 65 hookers. i had to go the hospital for a week to taper off alcohol because i was drowning in alcohol almost 24 hours a day and i started getting brain zaps and tremors. it was 100% worth it. I stopped in the Philippines for a month and filled every bitch i fucked with a big warm load. one of them was like "shh the baby is sleeping now" after i pumped her pinay puss full of cum

awesome

That'll get him women, but not tell him ANYTHING about what to do with one once he's got one.
You need experience, and believe it or not, one of the best and safest ways to get that late in life is prostitutes.
Notice I said late in life. A lot of men got lost during their childhood and missed out on a lot of crucial social experiences.
Sadly, it's not prostitutes who will run over a dude like this in most cases. It'll your typical self-entitled western whore-body. Most men are simply NOT equipped to handle modern women, and I've seen some of the toughest dudes get royally FUCKED by a halfway cute 6/10 broad that he could have easily done better than.
Prostitutes, while still shady as fuck, are out for their bottom line as a priority, so they're going to treat their clients well for the most part.
Where this breaks down is in modern society where EVERY girl sees herself as a potential prostitute and acts accordingly. It's getting harder to tell a whore from a THOT. There is a difference.
A THOT will seek to suck everything out of you with no regard for yourself or you. She only sees her likes, and her pics. Whores herself out, but has nothing to show for it.
A whore, on the other hand, actually grows a business. Depending on age, a whore will have a decent business sense and knows what her clients want and how to keep them coming back. Whores will be somewhat real with you, whereas a THOT never will be.
Notice I said somewhat real. A whore will tell you that this is all a fantasy that you're paying her for. She will not let you get deluded into thinking that you're dating her. A THOT will let you think she is your girlfriend,all the while having a main boyfriend (AKA her pimp) and also many, many other men like you who are feeding her attention seeking personalty, which is the THOTs true currency.

Men who struggle to get laid should better themselves. Use whores to break into learning about dynamics of sex but never let a female teach anything.

Good signs
>masseuses can barely speak English
>you can smell rice, it's open 24/7, there's laundry hanging around or anything else indicating that the women actually live there
>the masseuse doesn't care if you're careless with the towel that's supposed to cover your ass. The first time I went, I didn't realize what the towel was for and just draped my legs over it. When the masseuse opened the door and my ass was pointing toward her face she laughed. I got the happy end
>the masseuse is flirty. Another time I walk into a place and the masseuse say "oh, you handsome. Come with me." Then she took me by the arm and hummed the wedding march.
>they start playing with your ass and balls. This pretty much means that when you flip over they're going to jerk you off

This. Why hit the gym when you could just get in shape, retards?

Yes.
Im a pretty attractive guy but I haven't had a girlfriend for a while so I get a massage at an Asian massage parlor every 2 weeks
Best is having "4 hands" massage with two young Chinese girls massaging every part of my body for a whole hour
Keeps me from going crazy from not getting a nut off
But they're all closed now for the quarantine as far as I know

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Those things are everywhere if you know where to look.
It's actually a good place to get redpilled. During my time there I made friends with a whore, learned some things about what it's like for them. Even got asked to become a pimp for one particularly hot and crazy girl who i guess figured wasn't making enough at the massage parlor.
It's truly sad. Whores are among the best women society have to offer at times, because they know how to be up front and honest and actually do it from time to time and eventually reach a point where they can't deny what they are and reach a sort of red-pilled acceptance of themselves.
Every other woman is out there trying to be anything other than what she presents herself to be, and then the wall hits like a motherfucker and they stand the chance of having nothing to show for it.
Sad once you realize this.

Good signs
>they're Chinese
>no male masseuse
>the girls arent all 50+ (but sometimes even then)
>they're open past 9pm
That's about all you need
If those factors are all there then it's pretty much guaranteed they're a good spot
They won't trust you on the first time though usually

>TFW no italian GF
No, I don’t like asian women

Pretty sure they got whores in Itallia, man.
Even a dish named after them.

Yes, I go about every two weeks. Basically an hour of erotic torture then you need never see them again if that's what you want. Ideal.

I just get my gf or her sister to do it. They are not thai but vietnamese is good enough. I cant imagine paying for anything but I can see why some guys just want a nice massage + busting nut relief after a bullshit day at work or some bitch at home he lives him giving him shit over nothing.

I dont think there will be many pretty women doing it though

Lmao! The spa next to my 7-11 is one!

I don't like Asian women either but I approach it as strictly business
I don't talk
They don't talk
They just do what I want take my money and I leave
Perfect for me

Yes

Native whores are entitled and pricey because foreigners come here to fuck them. Anyway I think I didn’t get anything about love and dating, 25 year old without a GF, pity me.

Yeah but don't let the "masseuse" put her finger in your butt without protection, you can get HPV from shit still under her nails from previous clients.

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>torture
It's called working your way up to the climax
You can always just go for the 30 minute option anyways
Or pay more for service at the beginning and end not just the end

I never understood why rich men that can get almost any woman they want still fuck around with escorts etc until I tried it myself when I first moved to my new city. I see a lot of guys in here saying "hurr it's dirty" I promise you unless you get really unlucky, it'll be the most sanitary sex you've ever had. Both physically and emotionally. Also these women fuck for a living, the girl you've been sniffing at for weeks to get in your bed just can't compete. I really think prostitution is all around healthier for a young guy, specially healthier than hook up culture. Just don't give up on actually finding a woman you love because these ones are easy. They are for entertainment, not fulfillment.

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Pro tip: Old bitches are much better than the young hotties. Sure they're hot, but you won't be getting much by way of enthusiasm or know-how. I had a really low-key bitch turn my shit inside out once. She touched me the same way I masturbate myself and I came before either of us realized it.
Never saw her again after that. A shame.
Young whores are fun to get perspective of women with. See them when they're young and hot and think they got it. Keep visiting them, make friends with them and see how things change for them over time. It can be depressing.

It's pretty good desu.

Post body, I promise you're a coping fatty or skinny little prick. TAKE A SHOWER, HIT THE GYM, GET A CLUE.

Middle aged is the best for masseuses
But younger ones can be great as well
Sometimes the ones that are too old have been doing it for so many years they just go on auto pilot and don't actually try anymore

I've heard this.
Same thing happens in Thailand.
I honestly have no advice on that. Maybe find an older, more established whore and see if you enjoy each other's company.

If anyone tries that on me it’s lights out

because you dont pay them for the sex you pay them to leave you the fuck alone afterwards.

You didnt

then how do you discern between deceit and genuine interest?

>Pay for an unenthusiastic handjob in a filthy whorehouse
No thanks.

>alternative
it’s a good alternative for all men. No exceptions.

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No. Find some western ones. I go to one once every couple of months. I get a cute Latina or a hot surfer blonde.
No sex just handies or bjs.
Though this one time one of the girls said If I give her 300 she’d let me fuck her. But I’m a Virgin pussy so I said no. She thought I was cute.

I went there now im COOFing dont do it

Don't put yourself in a position to be deceived by any female you're not seriously dating. ESPECIALLY a working girl.
If by interest you mean that she wants to BE with you? She doesn't. She might have a fantasy about it, or she might be thinking she can use you for resources, but she knows deep down in her heart that it can never be.
And so do you, if you've half a brain cell.

Just go to the arcade at the local porno store, stick your dick through the hole, and get it sucked.

An unironically redpilled take.

Hookers aren't a replacement for a wife but they're less bullshit than "casual dating," while you're getting established.

Lol something like that yeah

Good signs
>dis’ ok?

I'd rather try a place that says, "Thai Blowjobs".

oh shit it worked!!! im buying shit on amazon right now ahahahah

>Get a clue

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If you’re looking to get AIDS, yes.

Don't pay extra for that.
It's a scam. I guarantee that there are other guys whoa re fucking those same girls for what you're paying for handies and blowies.
Find another place.

where in hawaii? asking for a friend