/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2831 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

Guys, stop scrolling for a second and read this please.
Have you ever seen one single amerimutt who died of Corona-chan? No. Never. No such thing. Corona-chan ravages Italy, people are dropping dead in Russia, China is a ghost country... But zero proven deaths in USA? There's a reason for that
They surely faked statistics to make it look like they have some infected and dead so it would not be so suspicious. It's a global biowar, lads. Led and engineered by mutts and their masters in Tel-Aviv.

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people and 1 million of russian pigdogs already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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can someone modify this picture to show our beloved Corona-chan?

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>933578 infected
>46584 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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>6millionNotEnough
What is his endgame?

Only 45000 deaths since yesterday? Lmao. The number seems steady as fuck, where is the exponential increase faggots? It is a fucking nothingburguer after all

NOTHINGBURGER. NOTHING WILL HAPPEN. ITS OVER HAPPENINGFAGS

HOW LONG TILL THIS GREEN FLU LEAVES Yas Forums!!!????
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IT'S FINALLY OVER! CORONA IS DEAD!

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Hey fellas... I dont feel so gud...

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POZ ME DADDY!!!

wtf?

Where is he now?

GOD I CAN'T STOP COOFING

NIGGERS TONGUE MY ANUS

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gonna have to put you down bud

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What will you lads be doing to celebrate 1 million confirmed cases?

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κεκ

reminds me 2014 faggotry. fucking nigger mods and nipponfag

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Ecuador is already Wuhan level. so many videos of dead bodies and overwhelmed hospitals.

Place yer bets lads, what’s coming first. 1mil cases, 200k recoveries, or 50k deaths?

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Hell, it looks like.

>HIS NAME WAS CHEN QIUSHI
HIS NAME WAS CHEN QIUSHI

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>damn that's crazy bro, you ever do DMT?

>5 more hours of green posting
Thank god.

Does cooming help the immune system or does it weaken it?

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You first!

>he's losing it
Good.

RARE
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*Coof*

Why is this chloroquine green?

5 hours left...

Western agents spread infection
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>Western agents spread infection
>youtube.com/watch?v=MFi6C_kDiD0

Western agents spread infection
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>Western agents spread infection
>youtube.com/watch?v=MFi6C_kDiD0

Western agents spread infection
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>Western agents spread infection
>youtube.com/watch?v=MFi6C_kDiD0

lmao, still green

how do you get infected exactly?

:O
You okay buddy?

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checked. Either dead or in a re-education camp/gulag.

weaken

Pic 5 minutes after this

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I agree. See my picture to get your answer

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1mil cases

*coof coof*
oops sry mb

please coof on me

sorry son but the virus is deadly and there is no cure. you should start to say goodbye to your friends and family.

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50k deaths

Whatever comes after I hope he found peace.

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1 mil cases for sure

50k dead. Then America will bomb china

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Why is this thread so dead?

Everyone's dead

RIP Ecuador: Police drops coffin. Police leave.

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(I wonder if I have it)

This virus is airborne right? Media here keeps saying it spreads through respiratory droplets.

huminahuminahumina

Deaths are one the right axis at 1/10 scale

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I haven't gone outside in 3 weeks. I wouldn't know. But thanks.

FL checking in
We /shelterinplace/ at midnight
Towards Valhalla Brothers

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Can I get me some herd immunity?

test niggers

MEXICAN SHILL
MEXICAN SHILL
MEXICAN SHILL
(((CIA GLOWNIGGER)))
MEXICAN SHILL
MEXICAN SHILL
MEXICAN SHILL

test

god is dead

Can't wait for the webm of this smug kike cocksucker coughing out his lungs..

Internets off

>My country just approved most of the meme treatments to fight corona-chan, including the ones that are still being tested
I'M GONNA MAKE IT AFTER ALL! ARRIBA!

Cases are already slowing down around the world. It’s over. It was literally nothing.

what if you COOF while you COOM?

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endless, painfully slow captchas for me

deaths

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