Does anyone here actually know someone who has the virus?

Yes

Yes. Middle aged, in Intensive Care. No joke.

I have it. It began on Mar 23 with diarrhea, fever, then the coughing began and I'm still coughing a lot.

does anyone have a webm of a chick doing this that actually has an ass?

A nurse that worked with my dad (a surgeon) died yesterday at his hospital after getting exposed.

lmao hankhill ass boy

2, one dead the other recovering at home after being interned in the hospital and given oxigen mask (not respirator).

it instantly ate through his 30mm platinum plated titanium exo skeleton and he exploded once the virus made contact with his skin
heard about it

why did they get to be so lucky?

I did, but now they are dead.

My grandma

My coworker’s brother has it. As well as 2 of my stepmom’s coworkers from her hospital

I’ve lost two 2nd-degree cousins.

My routine Doctor supposedly has it. Colorado

My neighbor is a nurse and she got it. Now all of her family has it.
In my little village in Italy (almost 5000 citizens) already 65 people are infected and a new spreading point was found in a retirement home of nuns. My father is a police officer and in his police station one agent got infected, he passed the virus to his colleges, it’s everywhere here. Can’t believe I haven’t got it. (took the test)

Most people here don't know anybody

One of my my old uni rugby teammates and his gf have it. Both are doing pretty good now as far as I know.

My stepbrother tested positive two days ago, but he doesn't have any symptoms and he was only tested because he's in the military.

it's all a hoax *coof coof*

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My gf, my parents, two cousins and myself. Also 5 close friends of mine. All tested positive and completely recovered. In my case I almost coughed up my lungs one night, but apart from that it wasn't that bad

In my small-little-town four old people died that I knew personally (from a total of 10 deaths last time I heard), and the cousin of a friend of mine died right after tested negative after being in intensive care for a week, being only 36.

Shit is real, and it's pretty crazy man.

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Of course not, no one outside of the internet does. We need to focus on a meme war to push back against the nwo agenda.

>IS COFFEE GOOD FOR YOU

sage

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Apparently people who regularly consume caffeine had a 50% less chance of committing suicide, even if you no longer feel effects from caffeine it is an antidepressant and good for OCD

I know one girl who claims to have it, but when asked for a photo of her test results, she will not produce one. So probably not

This is mostly known by now, but for the record

Also, the CCP isn't telling anyone shit, each country has to rediscover everything about the virus itself. What's up with the trucks spraying bleach into the air? Why was it done? Nobody knows and the Chinese will tell nobody about it.

youtube.com/watch?v=sOtDDxVDG4c

When we follow these four rules there is nothing to be worried about aerosol transmission

1. Wear masks in any public area, no matter if anyone is around don't let your guard down
2. Open windows and let air flow
3. Turn off the central AC, don't turn it on
4. Don't spit

ahem, you haven't had a real corona virus test unless you've had one of these jammed up your pee hole

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That is a good ass you nig

plenty

My dad just tested positive. He had a low grade fever for a couple days and now he only has the sniffles

My friends dad just died 2 days ago from complications related to it

Sucks m8

Yes, 4 people I know have it in Texas.

alright another woman op pic!
what if told you that in the gospel of thomas Jesus specifically says that intercourse and pleasures of flesh do not lead to salvation? only purityfags have a chance of salvation and that the 3rd dimension was created by evil that gave specific groups power to rule his domain? why so much sex culture? why shame virgins? why don't they want to eat their own and instead make you bring more souls in here for them to consume?

yes, a coworker who went on a cruise in Italy tested positive on return.

He had a not so serious case, only fever and a bad cough, no pneumonia.

My nephew who died at Sandy Hook recently was diagnosed and died of COVID-19.

fpbp

No. Don't know anyone who knows anyone who is sick. It's bullshit, they needed to put the economy into a medical coma to save the dollar, that would require massive theft from US citizens. >How can we get people to go along with this short term while we openly move the military around to deal with the unrest that will happen when people realized what happened? Fake ass pandemic!
Unhoodwink yourselves anons

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You have it OP

nope

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>Does anyone here actually know someone who has the virus?
Nope. The media is just reporting that people are sick and everyone believed them. Just like with the "mass shootings" that happened so frequently under obama.

>68K webm rather than looping gif
kys

Questionable age there buddy and yes a few actually, some personally and others friends of family or friends.

Get comfy :D

my parents

Where do they live so I can put them out of their misery before they spread to more Texans?

No?

Co-worker of a friend of mine came down with it.

Yes

test

Yep, 2 confirmed where I work.
Possibly more, Lots of call outs.

how can I catch the coof?

*coof* *coof* im not feeling so hot

Work colleague had it, in ICU for 13 days has fucked kidneys age 29.
Neighbors son dead age 55
Friends sister in-law dead age 55
Friends husband currently in ICU age 40

Yes as long as you don't put a bunch of sugar and cream in it.

The son of an acquaintance has it along with his gf.
His mom is understandably freaking out.

A friend of my mom has quarantined her husband who talked in an office with a guy that is now dead from it.

Coof

Yes, my good friend Bob Sacamano has it. You definitely don't want Corona

Neighboring village is on lockdown because one person got it. Leaving one's property is not allowed without full-body covering clothes, surgical gloves, and face masks (basically the thotocaust). Still not personal, but having blacked-out Little Wuhan 10 miles away puts things in perspective

FPBP

Two people at my work have been out for going-on three and two weeks. I suspect they are out because they got it but I haven't actually confirmed.

My great grandmother of 97 has it. I don't really know her that well so I don't know how she's doing. She's survived worse shit though.

holy shit, was the 36-year old with other complications? or how did that happen?

yes. I work in healthcare and have been around a handful of patients with it.
>inb4 ventilators / ICU
I'm in a primary care clinic, I usually only see people initially.

Me - early diagnosed

My neighbor's dad has it. Daughters were crying bc he is in critical condition very sad.

One person on social media, but she hasn't been tested so it could be literally anything.