I swear to God I'm immune

Blessed digits. Immune bros rise up

Checked

So what you're saying is viruses aren't real?

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I'm immune too. Feels good man

Poz me up

I’m immune too

I will neg you user.

*cough*

CURE ME

awesome I was totally infected yesterday.

got your daily dose here, stay safe

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Im sending you all of my high energy coofs

Chad immunity coming through
Don't @ me

MUST SPREAD

It's just a hoax, man. It will disappear by the end of the day, just like magic.

Coof

How does one become immune?

Ahem

coof coof coof coof coof coof coof coof sneeze

Sure

(You)s I think

Take my hydrocholoqruine z packs

Get the gas

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Checked

I see i see.
PLEASE GIVE ME (you's)
I WILL EVEN POST MY MOST PRIZED PICTURE OF ABBY

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Based

those trips

i hope im not green

coof

Its nothing bro, just the fuckin flu.

i've slowly been recovering, i was radioactive like 2 hours ago

Here you go

When you don't dream but only dream of an apocolypse what does that mean

Of course let's chill.

Practice social distancing

based and coofpilled

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Niceee

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Coof coof

WTF I WAS CLEAN LAST TIME I POSTED PRAY FOR ME ANONS

I’m definitely immune.

I've been shitposting since 09:00 now it is 01:00 and have not been pozzed, goes to show you how good christian principles lead to a healthy way of living.

I never even turned green and got the messed up characters.

My based german DNA blessed me with an asymptomatic illness and the safety of a full recovery.

sup

sup

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We transcend, bröther

You're already infected fag.
Is the only immune one
*coof

pozzed.com

Imunbro chekin in, nigger

*COOF*

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as soon as i posted the word nigger i got infected, so you must be a nigger if you still haven't used it

INFECTED LEAVE NOW

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I haven't figured it out yet but it seems posting on red boards only is the way to get it.

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I have children i cant get infected

I am the ultimate virus deflector

Sending coofs OP

I will not be coof on

You need tl have the happy face or omae wamo, bro.

get coofed on

*coofs* Here you jew go

checked. just posting to see if im immune

How are we going to social distance?

oh shit my infection's gone down, I'm not a biohazard anymore

I just caught it, not sure how -I used a condom and everything...

jews did 9/11

I've posted in a bunch of threads, I guess I am an immune Chad.

hehe

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Do you get it by replying to people who have it, or by getting replies from people who have it?

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I feel the reaper closing in

Literally this

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no it means you got the herp probably

checked

I think any contact has a chance to give it. I gave it to a norwegian this morning by (You)ing him every response whether it was for him or not

Goodnight sweet prince

why are some posts greeen

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check'd

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Lmao Owan Benjamin is the most retarded YouTube on the platform

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>19 in ID
Hmmmmmm

I think you catch it even simply lurking a thread with infected anons also lurking it.

it's that bad.

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Already had it and survived, no reinfecty

Hi

the digits say yes

COUUUUUUUUUGH

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YOU CAN LOSE IMMUNITY

I WAS IMMUNE

NO MORE

REEEEEEEEE

how horrifying

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Test

Nah you get it by doing gay shit on 4chin.

You're clean bro. It's ok.

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RIP to anons who have diedbanned

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Any other phone posters have it for a while and then lose it without the laughing emoji? Is that because my ip resets for the phone?

i inmune to this faggot chinkvirus

I went from uninfected, to infected, to full on biohazard, then gradually uninfected, then smiley, then no smiley.
Probably back to infected again before long.

>Anonymo̵u̶s
Fugg...

Same

Checked

I'm still good.

Fuck you coofers

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