/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2828 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

► Detected: 928,566 (+70,246) ► Died: 46,517 (+4,215) ► (Reset: -04:28:25)

— 4.2 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.5x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,544 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Jew arrested for hoarding supplies, price gouging, coughing on FBI
archive.is/Ays3X

COVID-associated acute bleeding necrotizing brain damage
archive.is/16lzc

US intelligence says China concealed cases and deaths
archive.is/lCxfS

Trial ends in failure for hydroxychloroquine and azithromycin
archive.is/XLqvS

Under 1 year old in the US dies to coronavirus
archive.is/5KukH

>RESEARCH
Asymptomatic concentrate virions at nose, more infectious
archive.is/RypEi

Patients infectious after "recovery"
archive.is/tjjat

12 year old in Belgium dies, no previous conditions
archive.is/dTU3w

Virus invades nervous systems
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"Recovered" in Japan sick again: reinfected or dormant
archive.is/HjykE

>REMINDER
MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
archive.is/WUioQ

Engineered SARS-related bat coronavirus caused polemic over risks
archive.is/Owmra

China "suspected" deaths outnumber "confirmed" 6 to 1
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China regularly changes reporting to hide numbers
archive.is/ri1TY

"We have entered a recession as bad or worse than 2009", IMF director
archive.is/pQJAO

>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
21:15: 1,939 new cases and 256 new deaths in Spain.
20:43: 58 new cases and 1 new death in Cyprus.
20:35: 903 new cases and 24 new deaths in Brazil.
20:29: 6 new deaths in Romania.
20:23: 131 new cases and 14 new deaths in Algeria.
20:21: 210 new cases and 4 new deaths in South Carolina, United States.

>SOURCES
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twitter.com/KiwiEV/status/1242267839236583427
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youtube.com/watch?v=Rb32Fv-MX80
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Gary
>Dead: 46,509
lol, still only 46,509.
How many days has it been stuck at 46,509? Four days? Five days?

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TASK FORCE LIVE W TRUMP
youtube.com/watch?v=UjHTyV-bh-0

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I can’t believe it’s not Gary

are we all dead

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AAAAAHHHHHHHHJH

AH GOD IM GONNA COOOOOF

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*coof*

>tfw no mommywife to be quarantined with
its not fair bros

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>Green ID
>Supernurgle
Kek

Don't forget to wear a hazmat before entering an infected thread.

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>The N95 masks goy!

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>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 79. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better

>zinc levels too high
>no new corona to fap too
>can't get reinfected
I'd like to see you try, niggers

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The happening of our lifetime

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Why the fuck is he on about the war on drugs?

IT'S ALL SO TIRING

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WHY IS THERE MANY MILITARY OFFICERS IN STAGE WITH TRUMP?
GUYS?

where is thumb stream link?

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Bukele protects me from your plague

Trump going out on an all out military assault on "drug cartels"

whats he up to bros? whats that cover for?

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>less cases in the past hour than threads
>happening
user...

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ARMY INTO NYC

Guys, stop scrolling for a second and read this please.
Have you ever seen one single amerimutt who died of Corona-chan? No. Never. No such thing. Corona-chan ravages Italy, people are dropping dead in Russia, China is a ghost country... But zero proven deaths in USA? There's a reason for that
They surely faked statistics to make it look like they have some infected and dead so it would not be so suspicious. It's a global biowar, lads. Led and engineered by mutts and their masters in Tel-Aviv.

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people and 1 million of russian pigdogs already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.

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This is a coof free zone

>— 2,544 different strains have been sequenced —
Where is this information coming from?

>Jew arrested for hoarding supplies, price gouging, coughing on FBI

Of course its a Jew

Attention all bongs! the tests are contaminated!

>msn.com/en-nz/news/world/coronavirus-testing-kits-heading-to-the-uk-found-to-be-contaminated-with-covid-19/ar-BB11YhSx?li=BBqdg4K

>Testing kits which were headed to the UK have been found to be contaminated with coronavirus.

>The Government has said that it aims to boost the rate of tests to 25,000 every day by the end of April at the latest and has asked private companies to help drive up test production.

>But one production firm, Luxembourg-based manufacturer Eurofins, told UK labs on Monday that deliveries would be delayed as core parts had been contaminated with coronavirus, the Telegraph reported.

>This shouldn't significantly affect the UK's testing efforts, Government sources told the paper.

Since total societal collapse is inevitable at this point, was Varg right all along?

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based priest forgetting to turn off filters during a livestream
twitter.com/KiwiEV/status/1242267839236583427
twitter.com/misscathsy/status/1242715706745147394

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This isn't a happening. This is just msm gone wild v.8.10.24

Think I'm an asymptomatic coofer

link?
coof coof

nextstrain.org/ncov

Here you go user

plus 1 death in florida.

GUYS A TANK JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

reply for a dose of coof

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If you guys want some good anti Chinese and WHO propaganda to share around to normies, Sky News is a good place. It's one of the biggest of the smaller Australian News agencies

youtube.com/watch?v=Rb32Fv-MX80

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Army is going to Chicago

youtube.com/watch?v=UjHTyV-bh-0&feature=emb_title

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50K DEAD BY DAWN

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HOW THE FUCK DO I GET CURED OFF THIS GREEN SHIT?

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COOF

>navy, coast guard, air force in western hemisphere
>dod began ehanced counter narcotics action

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youtube.com/watch?v=eRKRE7OglD8&feature=youtu.be

You still looking for the stone, franky?

*coof*
thank you

tanks in USA streets when?

yes but only unironically

*HACCCK*

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instagram.com/p/B-aDBcxAQ84/

voca.ro/mYFV8Lzcgen

lol the image creation script query for cases and the image seem to be desync so the bot already has more than 100 cases difference between creating the image and making the post

I wanna get pozzed by corona-chan!

What are they about to announce?
This is bizzare

Many Keks

Where do you think the drugs come from? The drugs and chemicals come from China. This is a covert attack on black market Chinese goods

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Can't wait to show my Corona-Chan folder to my grandkids in 50 years

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*sniffs*

people dropping dead in ecuador, dead bodies piling up in hospitals, they don't know what the fuck to do with them, some are being left on the streets after days.

they are even buring some of the bodies in plain sight.

twitter.com/GonzalezBready/status/1245364677326123008

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Is this the thread to post in if I want to catch the bug?

AM I infected? WTF did I do to get infected? I didnt respond to infected folks!

Is Trump declaring war on Venezuela?

Aaaaaaaaaaaa

Argiebaker is a glownigger here to spread panic using a VPN. If you pay attention to his Spanish it's Mexican Spanish not Argentinian. He has slipped up a few times using specific words only a Mexican would use. He's a spic glownigger under CIA payroll and you are all his bitches, he is here 20 hours a day every single day since mid jan and turned our board into doomer schizo central with his incessant MSM-tier panicposting which has made pol and all of you the joke of the internet

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>Suddenly drug war shit
what the fuck is going on

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How are people getting infected? Dammit, now I want corona-chan to take me!

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G-guys what’s going on?

Are today's US cases more or less than yesterday's?

Coof me

Could nut to this

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>MILITARY DEPLOYMENT TO EAST PACIFIC
>TO FIGHT """NARCOTICS"""

HOLY SHIT AMERIFATS CALM DOWN

DON'T HAVE TO INVENT A WAR AFTER EVERY DISASTER

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Did she pay the rent

The only cure is death

Gif at 1 million?

will you take pandemic with a war on the side?

I'm not too sure, user. I've been smoking for about 20 years, so I'd say it's case by case. I'm just a nurse though and the research coming through the pipeline is day-by-day, maybe it'll just kill tobaccofags like me.

VENEZUELA CAN YOU LIKE NOT?

Trump trying to pull a Noreiga. Panama 2.0 is coming.

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thx just turnin to
> thousands die .. and continues to suffer
based

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they NEED war

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GIVE ME THE SEED
POZ ME

Is there anyone else left to announce daily results?

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 211,408 (4,718) Italy 110,574 (13,155) Spain 102,179 (9,131) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 77,872 (920) France 56,989 (4,032) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,768 (488) Turkey 15,679 (277) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Austria 10,711 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 9,560 (112) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 6,836 (240) Israel 6,092 (26) Sweden 4,947 (239) Australia 4,864 (21) Norway 4,863 (44) Czech Republic 3,508 (39) Ireland 3,447 (85) Denmark 3,107 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Ecuador 2,748 (93) Poland 2,554 (43) Romania 2,460 (92) Luxembourg 2,319 (29) Philippines 2,311 (96) Japan 2,178 (57) Pakistan 2,118 (27) India 1,998 (58) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) Finland 1,446 (17) Greece 1,415 (50) South Africa 1,380 (5) Peru 1,323 (38) Dominican Republic 1,284 (57) Iceland 1,220 (2) Mexico 1,215 (29)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +22,878 (+665) Italy +4,782 (+727) Spain +6,256 (+667) China +36 (+7) Germany +6,064 (+145) France +4,861 (+509) Iran +2,988 (+138) United Kingdom +4,324 (+563) Switzerland +1,163 (+55) Turkey +2,148 (+63) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Netherlands +1,019 (+134) Austria +531 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Canada +948 (+11) Portugal +808 (+27) Brazil +1,119 (+39) Israel +734 (+6) Sweden +512 (+59) Australia +101 (+1) Norway +222 (+5) Czech Republic +200 (+8) Ireland +212 (+14) Denmark +247 (+14) Chile +293 (+4) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Ecuador +446 (+14) Poland +243 (+10) Romania +215 (+10) Luxembourg +141 (+6) Philippines +227 (+8) Pakistan +180 (+1) India +601 (+23) Thailand +120 (+2) Saudi Arabia +157 (+6) Indonesia +149 (+21) Greece +101 (+1) Peru +258 (+8) Dominican Republic +175 (+6) Mexico +121 (+1) Colombia +159 (+1) Serbia +160 (+5) Argentina (+1) Algeria +131 (+14)…

>FULL LISTS
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Said it was about drug cartels, looks like he's starting to get things into place for something more

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I want her to spit in my mouth.

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And when the msm insisted it was just a flu?
What then fucking retard?

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Ty ma good men have a ( you )

IS TRUMP GOING TO DECLARE WAR ON VENEZUELA?

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HE'S TRYING TO GET ATTENTION AWAY FROM CORONA

AAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

No irony here fren

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You have coronas!!!

Thanks bro, you just saved my life from zinc overdose

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coof coof

Why are they talking about drugs wtf?

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check the original post's digits, in the name of him I coof on you

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>It's one of the biggest of the smaller Australian News agencies
CIA goons
five eyes grow bright

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>coughing on FBI
Pretty based id say

Fuck the chinks and their reverse opium war shit

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what happens when our tags meet?

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What should I do with my gibbs? Uncle Sam says he's going to give me $900 a week.

Because we are at war with China and we are just figuring it out right now.

Germ theory is a hoax. You don't get sick from bacteria or viruses.

You-*coof* don't.
He isn't minimizing the pandemic like most boomers, that's why I like Austrians.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Why won't literally WHO admit SARS-CoV-2 is airborne????

>How SARS is spread
>SARS is an airborne virus, which means it's spread in a similar way to colds and flu.
>The SARS virus is spread in small droplets of saliva coughed or sneezed into the air by an infected person. If someone else breathes in the droplets, they can become infected.

They use this as a cover to amass forces in the Pacific for an attack on Chinkastan.

Based general chiefs of staff desu

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*coof*

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TRUST THE PLAN
TRUST THE PLAN
TRUST THE PLAN
TRUST THE PLAN
TRUST THE PLAN

correct me if I'm wrong but I think if we eat turkey and lima beans we will all be okay. and drink milk. RIGHT??
" Importantly, the researchers also found that the cellular serine protease TMPRSS2 primes SARS-CoV-2-S for entry and that a serine protease inhibitor blocks SARS-CoV-2 infection of lung cells, providing opportunities for potential therapeutic intervention."
mdedge.com/infectiousdisease/article/218512/coronavirus-updates/sars-epidemiology-provides-clues-potential
serine is an amino acid so if we just eat foods with high levels of serine, we're saved!
"Serine (symbol Ser or S)[3][4] is an ɑ-amino acid that is used in the biosynthesis of proteins."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serine

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Also Murdoch hates chinks now since Wendi

Hey pozhole, poz my negnole
Ya fruit-bowl, yeah

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INFECTED GTFO

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>ARMY GENERAL GOING FULL BTFO
WE AT WAR WITH 3 DIFFERENT THINGS, BROS! WAR WITH VIRUS, WAR WITH TERROR(tm), WAR WITH SPIC CARTELS


PVP OPEN ON SOUTHERN BORDER AND NIGGER AREAS

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They were right?

idk how many times i have to tell this to you faggots

>COOF
Imagine the smell

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>global pandemic
>USA still only concerned about drugs
honk honk

>inb4 the plan was actually to kill all happooners

THE FOUR HORSEMEN COMETH

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He's trying to draw attention away

SPain evening update
+8,195 infected +923 dead
+8,195 infected +923 dead
+8,195 infected +923 dead

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One of us, gooble gobble, one of us.
You don't get rid of the green things on your name kek

THIS IS LITERALLY TO MASK SHIP MOVEMENT

HOLY FUCK AMERICA CALM THE FUCK DOWN

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These fucking cruise ships are going to kill us here, most of our infections and deaths come from the stinking hulks, now they all made a b line for Australian waters and refuse to leave.

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I was once like you *COOF* *COOF*. You hope in vain *COOF* *COOF*. Accept your fate *COOFFFFFFFF*.

>sister got tested for coronavirus because stomach ache and diarrhea
>results will be out in 72hours
what the heck, are we seeing total cases stats and new cases from 3 days ago then?
maybe she got one of the shitty tests? are there faster tests?

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did she died

also this
pdb101.rcsb.org/motm/242

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MORE THAN YESTERDAY
>MORE THAN YESTERDAY

Coof

Tell me when big orange man starts talking about real shit and not muh drugs and cartel

Well Groomed
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MEXICO INVASION COMFIRMED

is your sister cute

Posting the NYE Barter image. Not my OC, thanks to the other user who made it to bring me some keks in this tough time.

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so now marshal law in burgerland?

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checked

>Trust the plan Q Tards forget it was like a week ago they said this was all to arrest celebrities
Actually shut the fuck up LARP Fag, Trump was a MEME president to see what we were capable of you drank the koolaid

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the plan is to keep you contained instead of causing havoc

It's fucking happening

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3rd world low iq drug cartels aren't aware of what's going on. what can you do?

Kef

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Have you tried fucking her?
Yes, there are faster tests I hear. Mostly in america and israel

yea

Listening to a couple of US based podcasts (like RotC) and why are you Americans crying because your rights are in danger? These 2 guys literally cry about the government shutting down some businesses, you motherfuckers should force your government to shut down everything except for hospitals and grocery stores. In germany almost everything is shut down where direct contact is taking place and when you visit people without a reason you can get fined 500 euroes and the host 1000 euros. Your country is running away with the #1 spot in infected and soon dead because you want muh freedom. This is a war and not a normal situation, fuck your individualism. We can go back to that once the fucking chinese mutant virus is dead.

ALL BASED POSTERS
GET INFECTED.

DON'T REPLY TO SHILLS AND MEMEFLAGS

THAT WAY WE WILL KNOW WHO IS /OURGUY/ AND WHO HAS A HISTORY OF SHILLING

THIS IS OUR TIME

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Nah, this is something more

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NOT WHAT?

nah, just going to kill more mexicans

It's not great, but not terrible. This is worse than the flu, sure, but the death rate is still low.

More like ovulation of the seas, considering how high the passenger count is. Must be constant fucking.

Yeah there's a 100% infection rate and a 100% death rate. Jews are already in their spaceships. If you dont max out 5 credit cards, max out personal loans and stop paying your mortgage then you wont last a second when the big igloo kicks off. Convert your cash into ammo and food. Get away from population centers and get somewhere where you can grow food.

youtu.be/S2ME0KXYUd4 and youtu.be/RFftsn6izic

Feed me your energy.
New peak?

TRUMP IS DECLARING WAR TO DRAW ATTENTION AWAY AHAHHAHA

I can't believe this

check'd

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We are as far from societal collapse as you can imagine.
Corona-chan is ultimate triumph of globalization, oligarchy, mind control.
After all this is over, kikes in Washington DC will control everything and everyone directly.
You and i, however, will not see it. There's no place for ruskies in Brave New World.

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Does your sister have nice feet?

Tutturu!

Kef koof c-c-coooooOOOOOOOOOOOooof!

>he doesn't know all the pedo celebs are on the ships
trust the plan okay

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Mmmm Daddy needs his sweet sweet coof juice

Ecuador is wuhan revisited
m.youtube.com/watch?v=0OHZ8uqVilM

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WE'RE ABOUT TO BEAT YESTERDAY'S RECORDS

yes he was.

No, you feed me your energy, I need to go green

partially. Chinese move fentanyl and precuruser chemicals for things like methamphetamine through south america to US.
This is a covert attack on the Chinese black market and as you suggest maybe a way for mask fleet movements for a possible escalation.
To be honest I am impressed they moved to war this fast. They better start the anti-chink propaganda soon

checked, spain has been delivering

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How do you get the smiley face?
>COOF

>are there faster tests?
some say there are 45min result tests, FDA supposedly dropped a 15 min result test. Goodluck getting one though, media dropping numbers in the 100k's but there are still not enough.

>new peak

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SARS-Cov 2 will never die, the cat is out of the bag, from here on out humanity must learn to live in symbiosis with it

nice try but I've been saved

And how they gonna do that?

But how do you get infected?

Sounds like a good strategy. Biological warfare is in America's history.

sure thing gramps

What are they doing?
They're drumming up drug war?

Wait is this 923 on top of the 500 earlier today?

>US RELOCATING WARSHIPS TO CHYYYNA
>US RELOCATING WARSHIPS TO CHYYYNA
>US RELOCATING WARSHIPS TO CHYYYNA
>US RELOCATING WARSHIPS TO CHYYYNA

>America
>Not starting a war when we can make up an excuse to do so.

You live just next door. You should know by now.

More than Italy at its worst

youtube.com/watch?v=qgylp3Td1Bw

Who else is going to watch 1 Million rollover live?

>undercover DEA agent pulls out a knife
>sticks it in a brick of cocaine
>tastes it
>"Tastes like Tom Hanks."
>Knocks over pile of coke bricks
>Tom Hanks hiding behind them

But it literally isn't foo

give me the glow

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Are we going to war against Venezuela?
Now?
What the fuck?

STOP!

OMG COCAINE IS THE CURE DONT SMUGGLE IT DIRTY MEXICANS !!

you know what to do to cure her.

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Imagine being a faggot

>ThEy'Re On ThE sHiP
You ACTUALLY GLOW NIGGER

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i dont know fren. i just keep posting and hoping it goes away

HOW DO I GET RID OF INFECTION IT HAS BEEN HOURS

why dud not one single one of these allegedly corona infected celebs got seriously ill ? It was just the flu for them

independent.co.uk/life-style/royal-family/coronavirus-prince-charles-test-positive-recovered-self-isolation-royal-family-a9434951.html

ikr!

Most test take hours if not days to get results. Still not fast test available. Also yeah that is why everyone is saying that the lockdown effects to decrease the number of infected goes for over 14 to 21 days.

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Why people's post all green and shyyyyt

Bingo, the first thing I thought of was Chinese Fentanyl

I have been self isolating since january 22nd. You won't get me coronachan.

Thank god I'm immune

Let your government be a front for an international drug cartel, apparently.

During a global pandemic is the perfect time to start a drug war. Galaxy brain move

No glow zone

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>CALM DOWN
No.

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They have chinese batflu and so do you

TELL YOUR STUPID DRUG CARTELS TO FUCK OFF. WE DON'T NEED COKE OR HEROIN RIGHT NOW. TELL THEM TO SMUGGLE MASKS PUTO.

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give me the gift

can any1 link the update daily deaths comparison chart picture?

coof coof

>251472938
*sniff* COOF

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