/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2827 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

2544 different strains? seriously ? what in the fuck

we are not at the apex yet

FL reporting in! Comfy at home with my oj, doggo, and pubsubs stacked deep.

I find the questions where and how it will stop more interesting.

Herro ferrow non infected *coof*
Dontu worry dis is just a cord *COOF COOF*

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Yea it’s an RNA virus. This shit will never be contained

Fucking cured!

in a new world =)

Anyone have the traffic/congestion graphs?

How the fk

Who here /healthy/

>tfw no mommywife to be quarantined with
its not fair bros

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IM GONNA MAKE IT LADS, IM RECOVERING! FUCK YOU THIS IS A NUFFINMUFFUN

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1M SOON

I've coofed my last coof!

JIM DO A STREAM

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>Hand over the antibodies Zoomer and nobody has to get hurt.

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Explain yourself

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checked
checked
checked
achooo!

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By avoiding coofers.
Don't do it.
Embrace the green.
Surrender to the *COOF*

Who’s this?

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(You) me, get my gift

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Ummm b-bros I have diarrhea

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Why is US doing rookie numbers tonight? I expected +26000 cases and +1000 dead

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You better start believing in evolution nigga

oh my what is this

>about to have 50 thousand dead in just over 3 months

its just a cold happening fags

based, nice to see you asukaposter

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>GOT THE COOFING

I SWEAR IF I DIE TO THIS SHIT I'LL BE VERY ANGRY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Me

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>asian countries BTFO of euro countries when it comes to corona response
The Asian century is upon us

ANy news on how Florida is faring?
At least Miami?
How bad is it?

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yes. Nothing at all.
*coof*

Stop eating curry

Another chinaman bites the dust

Calm down Russkibro. If your cool story was true, it was the kikes, not Trump. Trump is just a puppet. It is always the kikes, it was always the kikes, it will always be the kikes. Never forget. Never forgive.

busy ordering 100 000 body bags

>nation wide test shortage
Fucking read

no coof

You're not a girl faggot

They made the chink aids in lab, in an unfinished version, it seems they hadn't "polished" the virus to a more stable sequence, and nature is trying to find MORE stable sequences.
Maybe this instability was made ON PURPOSE.

Holy shit it’s real

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 211,143 (4,713) Italy 110,574 (13,155) Spain 102,179 (9,131) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 77,779 (909) France 56,989 (4,032) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,768 (488) Turkey 15,679 (277) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Austria 10,668 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 9,560 (112) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 6,836 (240) Israel 6,092 (25) Sweden 4,947 (239) Australia 4,864 (21) Norway 4,863 (44) Czech Republic 3,508 (39) Ireland 3,447 (85) Denmark 3,107 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Ecuador 2,748 (93) Poland 2,554 (43) Romania 2,460 (92) Luxembourg 2,319 (29) Philippines 2,311 (96) Japan 2,178 (57) Pakistan 2,118 (27) India 1,998 (58) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) Finland 1,446 (17) Greece 1,415 (50) South Africa 1,380 (5) Peru 1,323 (38) Dominican Republic 1,284 (57) Iceland 1,220 (2) Mexico 1,215 (29)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +22,613 (+660) Italy +4,782 (+727) Spain +6,256 (+667) China +36 (+7) Germany +5,971 (+134) France +4,861 (+509) Iran +2,988 (+138) United Kingdom +4,324 (+563) Switzerland +1,163 (+55) Turkey +2,148 (+63) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Netherlands +1,019 (+134) Austria +488 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Canada +948 (+11) Portugal +808 (+27) Brazil +1,119 (+39) Israel +734 (+5) Sweden +512 (+59) Australia +101 (+1) Norway +222 (+5) Czech Republic +200 (+8) Ireland +212 (+14) Denmark +247 (+14) Chile +293 (+4) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Ecuador +446 (+14) Poland +243 (+10) Romania +215 (+10) Luxembourg +141 (+6) Philippines +227 (+8) Pakistan +180 (+1) India +601 (+23) Thailand +120 (+2) Saudi Arabia +157 (+6) Indonesia +149 (+21) Greece +101 (+1) Peru +258 (+8) Dominican Republic +175 (+6) Mexico +121 (+1) Colombia +159 (+1) Serbia +160 (+5) Argentina (+1) Algeria +131 (+14)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight
Based and curepilled!
My guess is we see 3 million total cases and 200k deaths at least by the end of April.

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FACKEN CROCS MATE

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Seek out volunteer organizations in your community and lend a hand to your countrymen in any way you can. Anyone that doesn't is a chink, nigger or faggot.

okay boomer

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>tfw immune

Not gonna lie it's a powerful feel

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Yeah something is definitely streaming out of his ass

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All coofers must be cleansed

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>80,000 more until artist does pregnant Corona chan
Come on baby let's get this shit rolling

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Euros are retards, when out Government says stay at home, maybe play a little XBOX, do a little gardening, our smoothbrains interpret that as, Gotta head to the Beach

Yeah, *COOF* *COOF*

>251467232

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Cleanse me if you dare, heretic. Know that the followers of Nurgle will hunt you without mercy.

Until vaccine. Assuming they work and don't TKO you into oblivion that is.

Corona is going to continue to spread throughout the world, and come around again early next year.

hows /lgbt/ doing, kek
Are they freaking out about it or are they acting like its not real until someone brings it up like HIV?

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When all of this ends I'll give you a visit and rape you.

Reposting some earlier wins

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how are you still healthy?

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I just want purpose in my life and a collapse is the only way i see that happening.I feel completely suffocated by neoliberalism and have no interest in participating in it.Just fucking die already

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>Brazil confirms first indigenous COVID19 case in the Amazon

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>mfw trips don't cure me
I'm not dead yet

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I... I think.... I think I.. I... I AM GONNA COOOOOOF

>4k less cases and 300 less deaths than yesterday
curve already flattening

1M tomorrow

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Obligatory *Inhale*

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Nor fertile. Can't you at least be grateful for that?

pls do

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Haven't replied to any coofers

>Am I infected?

You can apparently develop antibodies, Dammit, I want my glowie coof back

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souce me up you neghole, show me the url

Coof

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muttbros how to do handle the paid of the missing shootouts at school??

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>Turkmenistan and Tajikistan still have zero cases

What's their secret?

Britbong ICU nurse here, AMA

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So now that Trump has literally said hundreds of thousands of Americans are gonna die, are Americans still pretending its a hoax created by the democrats to make Trump look bad?

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Do you know what GMT is and what timezones are?

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>3hrs of numbers left

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>abc.es/internacional/abci-director-hospital-visitado-putin-positivo-coronavirus-202004011212_noticia.html

AHHH PUTIN IS GOING DOWN AAAHHHHHH

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Keep giving (you)s to coofers. Visit some new threads, spend time, develop a coof. You gotta keep it by replying to other coofers.

We are living in interesting times brother. Rejoice.

You can get reinfected though

Big black corona virus general.
Status: infected
Sage

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It lasts not, alas.

Browars and Dade have most coofers, still discussing how to handle the death boats that want to disembark.
On the ground.not seeing a lot of stay at home, roads and highways still plentt of busy and people shopping in large crowds at publix and walshart.

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Gesundheit

i'm cured

finally !

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>implying that isn't the biggest hotbed atm with the amount of bugchasing they do in real life

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So can I still fly to Florida or what? What's the point in locking down if people are still flying in and out of the state? It's an open system.

Rootin' tootin' lootin' and shootin'

Immunity is temporary
Coofing can be eternal.

how bad is it

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Fuck Corona Chan I love Jesus

Your appointment with FEMA should be finalized within the week. I have already discussed the matter with the senator.

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What you drinking to make it easier?

P I C R E L A T E D

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Is there an unedited version of this?

I've seen that user here fucken ages ago, i guess there are a lot of newfriends

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COOOOOOOOOOOOOOFF

>251467750

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When did this whole thing become so boring?

UN acknowledging food shortages. Already low on fresh fruits and vegetables.
fao.org/2019-ncov/q-and-a/en/

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TRUMP BRIEFING SOON!

There may be re-infection, think I just lost my healthy face.

Probably drain cleaner lmao

I admitted 2 people on Monday that are already dead from this shit. One of them was a Fucking athlete in their 40s. Now I got a tickle in my throat because nurses are literally retarded and prop open airborne isolation rooms to bitch and not take this seriously. We’re all going to die because people are fucking retarded.

Why are you british?

Cozy immunity

Sorry, I've been away from cvg a day, What the fuck happens? What is in pic related?
Also a cases ticker in the catalog?
Someone can help me what happened?

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Smh i feel exactly the same , shit feels so close now

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Why are we still buying this crap

liveleak.com/view?t=kmgyo_1585580537

Guys, some helicopters just FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!

But really, some helicopters just flew over my house. Near Seattle.

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>corona-infected child born in Moscow
lenta.ru/news/2020/04/01/mladenets/

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Give me all the cute and sexy Corona-chans

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biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.30.015347v1

Its confirmed they can be infected

just take your Trumppills and stay ok.
avoid coofers for now.

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Lookner states that WA state hasn't posted new cases in several days due to their computer system being overwhelmed.

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Doc.. *coof* tell me honestly.. *COOF* how bad is it really? *COOF* *COOF*

Why have you got a meme flag?

When enough people are dead so corona chan cant go round an round on her trip anymore.

uh oh

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Spain and Italy are kinda a big deal in the produce world

>I SAID HAND OVER THE DAMN ANTIBODIES!

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are you glad you left the EU with all the promised help they offer?

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FUCK, I'M INFECTED

trump is fucked.... no evidence his cure works
fugggggggg deeebly goncerning

Influenza and coronavirus are not the same thing user.

>plebbit detected

Type O+ blood FTW

I'm just gonna eat good as long as I still can. Full hedonism.

Fuck.
How bad you think it will get on DADE publix bro?

There is, that was a good thread. Also I love that picture Rusbro. mind if i download it?

You-*COOF*-'re fine, user. Just *COOF* stay inside and dri-*ACHOO*-nk plenty of fluids.

I think it is working!!! Soon will be the time to poz some newfags.

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Salut! You are anarcho-primitivism user, i remember correctly?
>kikes, not Trump
>implying it's not the same
Every USA president is a kike puppet, but Trump is kike puppet since birth. He's probably most pro-jewish leader Murrica ever had.

VERTICAL TRANSMISSION CONFIRMED
>VERTICAL TRANSMISSION CONFIRMED
VERTICAL TRANSMISSION CONFIRMED
>VERTICAL TRANSMISSION CONFIRMED

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's another miserable hapa post.

same

lol neckbeard what do you expect shaking them hands

He's not going to say anything new.

>Not even a tilde
user...

What does blood type have to do with this?

Still first of april and kek is a joker

Very little fresh fruit and veg for bongs this summer
If it doesn't come from the meds, it's from E Africa

fuck im coofing

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I WANT OFF THIS RIDE

No thot.

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test

it's over

failed

t-thanks *coof* d-do *COOF* DOC *COOOFFFFFGGGGGHHHHHH*

Too many of them.

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We're expecting to be like Italy in two weeks, I work in Glasgow. Most patients who end up sick enough to be with us (at least with COVID) are intubated and on a ventilator. We keep them prone, unconscious and tubed for 16 hours a day, then flip them supine for 8. The face swells up and it's pretty fucking gross because of postural drainage.
It isn't about what you're drinking user, it's what you're smoking.
At least I'm not a burger.
There you go, user. No mossad here.
That's a complex question, user.

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lost my crying face though

shut up leaf

Jocko's started coofing.
youtu.be/I1RaClM6d58

and to think the virus takes your taste away... all the more reason to indulge now

enjoy it fren

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South Africa and Israel are other possibilities

>+70,000 deaths today
Checked

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Advanced AI was developed to separate the good posters from the bad. Only retards get the coof.

gook is the big fucking meme with this, god bless.

Doubt

I'd like to see you niggers TRY to reinfect me. OG super carrier from last night here.

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COOF

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Oh shit, I recovered. Can I be reinfected?

Blood shortages for transfusion, universal donor.

user wins the long game hahahhahahaha

Can anyone update me on the ADE situation? Has it been proven a nothingburger yet or what?

>i'mplying im a coofer

no thanks

usatoday.com/story/news/factcheck/2020/04/01/fact-check-coronavirus-blood-type-a-more-susceptible/2922465001/

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bros.....................
its-i....AHEM...i...
*COOF COOF*

im not gonna mak....*COOF* e...it....

Soon

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Do you have to pay if you're a patient in the fema tents?

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What site is this?

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*COOF COOF*
HAAAA-CHOOOO

Why would Putin lie about the number of deaths?

Unfortunately, you just lost the game.

America by the end of April will be 50% infected

Ironic

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>in two weeks
wouldn't things have flattened out by then? or is the collapse an inevitability anyway

Another record in sight?

Come with me antisemite.

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You never fully recover

correct

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Who is sad here?

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Is she wearing a diaper or something?

Edinburgh here
Good luck user

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cant get reinfected

immunity !

Good thing O is most common in Europeans. A is most common in Asians.

Nigger

Not for long

Boomer Remover please stay

Fuuuck! look at NY. China has to be at 200k at least.

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FUCK YOU RABBI
*COOF*

If ADE was real then the people of this city would all be dead by now lol.