America having such a great standard has led to this. when the life standard inevitably falls and your bellies shrink...

Fat fuck

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Burger King keeps sending me coupons for family meals. It comes with four burgers, four fries, and four drinks. I do not have a family but it is a good deal so I do not want to pass it up. Usually I can finish it in one sitting.

>marinated 3 days in mountain dew
HOLY BASED DEPARTMENT

cinemaroberto once again a shining example of america

truly
not a longman

God I wish I could eat that. Unfortunately:
>gluten intolerant
>lactose intolerant
>allergic to chicken
>HFCS intolerant
But it looks so fucking good.

I usually eat at least 4 burgers a day. Even have a usb burger heat lamp that I keep on my nightstand just in case I get hungry in the middle of the night. If I dont eat it, then I have an easy breakfast.

>not just 2 McGangbangs
but y tho?

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I rarely eat shit anyway. Does that make me lucky here?

That wouldn't even crack my top 500 largest meals.

hardest part of that looks the soda

Hey fuck you man. I can barely finish one of those burgers

Just eat it, your body will either adapt or die, dont be a pussy.

I, for one, look forward to the coming Fatty Holocough

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I just threw up all over my keyboard, fuck you

>there isn't much density to it

Is this nigger sarcastic or is American nutritional awareness really this low? All of this shit is heavily dehydrated, processed and soaked in fat. It's some of the most calorie dense foods you can eat barring nuts or chugging pure oil.

>$3.5K for eating for free
I could do it and I would do it.
I'd eat broccoli and drink Aloe for the next 7 days to try to avoid getting colon cancer and it'd all be good.

Based.

Wtf, I love Movieblob now.

I'm a britbong living in burgerland and yes, many Americans are this deluded. One of my friends has a 4yo daughter who is heavier than my 9yo son, his kid's doctor has been pleading with him and his wife to put the kid on a diet but they think the doctor is being ridiculous and it's just baby fat. Her mother is also pre-diabetic and she blames it on stress instead of her grease and sugar based diet.

It's really frustrating trying to talk sense into them. Lard elementals unfortunately are pretty close to average in this country. UK is hardly better though.

With density he's not talking on a nutritional level, but about the "size" of the food.
The thing about garbage food is that it doesn't matter how bad it is for your health or how many calories it has. It's easy to gorge on it because in terms of nutrition the value is zero, therefore your body starts asking for real food even after you felt full after eating a lot of junk.

That's why morbidly obese people can keep on eating 3 pizzas a day and 4 burgers for breakfast.

Yet here I am firing up my grill, looking at a platter of grass fed, non GMO steaks, perfectly aged and marbleized, ready for the griddle. Yes I know the massive platter of steak really reeks of Americana, however I really don't care, do you? Um.

>sitting next to a nigger
stay mad white boi

Where is the chickensandwich copypasta?

I don't know, after Mcgarbage I always feel like I swallowed a boulder and can't look at food for several hours.

1 butterbar please

That's obviously a family meal.
Most people in america would only eat two of those little burgers or one big one with some fries. You cant use the unhealthiest people living here as a generalization for the whole country.

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For me, it's the McChicken. The best fast food sandwich. I even ask for extra McChicken sauce packets and the staff is so friendly and more than willing to oblige.
One time I asked for McChicken sauce packets and they gave me three. I said, "Wow, three for free!" and the nice friendly McDonald's worker laughed and said, "I'm going to call you 3-for-free!".
Now the staff greets me with "hey it's 3-for-free!" and ALWAYS give me three packets. It's such a fun and cool atmosphere at my local McDonald's restaurant, I go there at least 3 times a week for lunch and a large iced coffee with milk instead of cream, 1-2 times for breakfast on the weekend, and maybe once for dinner when I'm in a rush but want a great meal that is affordable, fast, and can match my daily nutritional needs.
I even dip my fries in McChicken sauce, it's delicious! What a great restaurant.

but the average american IS the unhealthiest

*rips bong* let’s pay a some bills

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The average woman in america is maybe 20 pounds overweight. Not morbidly obese.

Whenever i get mc donalds i usually order a 20 piece with a sandwhich to go with it and drink water am i fat guys?

>water
how do you even get enough calories to get through the day?

I think the drinks are the real problem.

I agree that it is an insane amount of food, as an europoor i can barely finish 2 burgers and 1 fries with 1 medium cola.

idk where you can get mcdonalds where every burger has a sesame seed bun, and all the nuggets are fresh and country, with fresh fries, but yea it does look good

mcchickens are shit right now.

my meal is usually a double cheeseburger (2 bucks 2 pieces of cheese two patties) instead of mcdouble (w/ bacon 2.69 1 slice of cheese two patties) and a 4 or 6 piece mcnug with real honey OR a small fry

No fucking problem. I once ate 7 whoppers in 10 minutes for $50.

Everyone laughs at the burger hoarders, but do you really have enough? Think about it. The average person eats 100 burgers a day. That's 700 burgers a week. For a family of four, that's 11,200 burgers a month.

>Marinated 3 days in Mtn Dew
Sounds like Salmonella.

>started doing intermittent fasting in january
>already only eat once a day and even struggle to eat one big meal without feeling too full
>got used to working while feeling hungry/tired too so i can eat afterwards
People that sit around all day doing nothing or have a job that takes no physical effort and are still fat are the laziest, weak willed faggots alive.

That's enough food for 2 days.

>almost your entire days worth of calories in one meal
We all know this would be one of 3 meals

This is why u got CORONAVIRUS

>That's why morbidly obese people can keep on eating 3 pizzas a day and 4 burgers for breakfast.
Pizzas are extremely filling, are you fucking retarded?

Mcdoubles are 2 for $3 here. Why are McChickens shit? The people at my local McDonalds know me, so they always make mine fresh. You simply cannot beat the flavor of a properly assembled McChicken.

That’s more like 4-6kcal.

i am a fucking fatass and love fast food and 1 double quarter pounder with a large fry and soda makes me feel like im gonna fucking die. That food is near humanly impossible other than for people like matt stonie.

This. 1 pizza is enough to feed someone for 2 days easy. I've ordered pizza just because I knew it'd mean I wouldn't need to bother thinking about food for multiple days while I've been busy.

>$3500
Shit, I'd eat that for $35. McDonalds is delicious.

As long as I dont need to drink all of the sodas it would be easy

>That's a fairly small amount of McDonalds for an average-sized person, I'd say?
Bob Chipman is a loathsome fat fucking disgusting piece of white-nigger trash.

Pretty sure any adult man could eat this while thing in an hour and half but no adult man would take a bite without the money incentive.

I do IF and could slame this down in the span of about 20 minutes and not even think twice about it. 3 meals per day plebs wouldnt know this feel.

t. 6'2" 175lbs

its called a refrigerator you fucking retard

Pasta but I unironically love mcchicken sauce for fries.

>maybe 20 pounds overweight.
Not where I live. More like 80 lbs

If that were true clothes wouldn't be so hard to find. Most women's clothing stores start at a size 4 and xs is near impossible to find anywhere because so many women are fat as fuck.

I'd accept and just eat the free food until I'm satisfied. Who in in their right mind hates nugs and fries?

That means you're probably living somewhere like wisconson near a walmart and a trailer park

They are and arbys is the worst offender. A large I shit you not is the size of your entire thigh.

Only asian women are normally built smaller than a 4. Other races would look anorexic if they were that skinny

As a diabeetoos-american myself, I can vouch this is 100% true. Sugary drinks are literal cancer, there's zero reason to consume them, and there's billions of alternatives. The amount of sugar in them is disgusting.

try a mcchicken without all the shit on it during a busy time of day, they are like rubber. they used to be good, though

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>mcdonalds
I dropped the shitfood user.

Not true I'm 5' tall and latina. I'd look fat if I was a size 4 and huge if I was bigger.

not even close. it depends on height

>your
You mean YOUR entire thigh? You anemic twink fuck.