White House Chinese Virus Press Briefing #1

the capatcha has been acting very slow

Yeah and they can't even respond right.

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Sorry qmap.pub

Hi
Please stop using Chinese Virus. It's bad for China. Use Covid-19. Thank you.

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The task force won't start until 6 prolly

Lads where is he?

Opinions?

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I don't these briefings have ever been on time

He has been late literally every day. Just wait.

he's a terrible actor

CCP Virus, purge it from the system.

AHAHAHAAHA

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Schiff is such a faggot. That clown just wants to drone on and on in Hus new commission. Good God he is boring.

kek

Painful because the truth hurts. The truth that we let all these children and people down and get grinded and raped and fucked and used as cattle.

any anons feel like rioting yet? i can't stand this retardation for much longer

Fauci sucks dicks and Trump has to play dumb to his vaccination shenanigans.

trump is good at pronouncing hydroxychloriquine or whatever

yeah I'm about to shoot a bunch of niggers in front of my house. maybe we can communicate through back channels so we may kill niggers together.

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hahaha im glad they got called on their bbullshit

lil donnie being late is the ultimate sign of a baffoon, get a grip you looser!!!

My body is ready

view thread for hope

Infect all Qtards

This wouldn’t have even happened if we were the isolationist, fully European, closed border society we were always meant to be.

january warning where the WHO was saying there was no evidence of human-to-human transmission?

This wouldn’t have even happened if we were the isolationist, fully European, closed border society we were always meant to be.

he cut off china on Jan 30 and democrats called him racist, and he was called stupid for shutting off Europe. The models that Fauci and Birx were touting show that there would have been a couple million dead if it was handled differently. If Hillary was president there would be no way she would have shut off China so early, because she wouldn't want to be "racist". There would be many more deaths. Many countries and even the W.H.O criticized the China shut off, but hilariously, every other country eventually followed what Trump did. I've never heard the media or democrats or twitter call any other country racist for it either, interesting.

The federal governments main job is to offer assistance and cooridination to the states, each state has far, far more control over it's destiny than the president could ever influence.
Blue states have shit the bed totally, First California and now especially New York have fucked up beyond belief. Look at the New York numbers compared to the rest of the country, it's outrageous.

Trump speaking is the highlight of my day! I am oting for this man!

I am infected with the green. I am getting banned?

coof

Pic related

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Why the fuck is Trump cucking to Fauci and science and keeping everything shut down? Doesn't he care about the economy? If y'all wagies don't get back to work soon my 401k will keep tanking

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I never thought I'd never say this, but OK boomer. Terrible meme

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Tests were faulty, CDC's lab practice needed to be corrected.
China's testing is still faulty.

MIGA!!!

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they're pussies worried about infection

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yo 251468162
Cope

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>pic
fuck this nigger. Until the stream starts watch:
youtube.com/watch?v=5yD3o6_QGJI
opens your eyes how fucked up the WHO really is

disgusting, hopefully some people will learn something about virtue signalling and political correctness from this mess.

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Virtue signaling and wokeness will literally have cost people their lives. Kek.

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trumps a little bitch ass faggot. a real man would tell everyone to ignore this fake as shit and get back to work.

2 minute warning

Looking forward to thus little gem.

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This has been the most boring press briefing so far, not gonna lie.

Is the mypillow guy speaking again?

its bullshit... tests weren't even available in numbers enough to have made any difference .. they acted as soon as it was prudent

>occupy democrats
How did I end up on Facebook??

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It hasn't started

nope hes prepping for christian woodstock

He can't get the tv out, oh no

doubtful, but you never know what surprises may come

That other cunt telling him what to do. SHUT UP

o shit my laughing emoji is gone, does that mean I can get infected again?

>tv status: deployed

LOTS OF STAFFF COMING OUT HOLY FACK

What they did to that 2 is unforgivable. That is a crime against typography!

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OH SHIT IT'S THE GENERALS

Milly Vanilly in the house deep state going down.

Fuck off with that retarded Q shit. As if any post from 2 years ago would mean something now if ever. Holy shit what pathetic retarded dipshits

what is barr doing there haha

Uh-oh. Big guns are out...

oh fuck it's the army

hmm

the bar is there

G E N E R A L S

IS IT HAPPENING

impressive social distancing with these lads

WAR

Shut up hans.

War with china?

WHY IS THE MILITARY THERE

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>150 days to slow the spread

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WW3 confirmed IRAN

no females today, feminists BTFO

Will he declare war with China now?

There is no SEAL on the podium... UNSEALED?

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Why is there pictures of narco subs on the board?

That's just like, your opinion man

G E N E R A L S

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CARTELS BTFO

I want this viruys to end so I can buy a new Nintendo Switch. The system is sold out everywhere.

hahaha who tf is this orange retard

bump

CARTELS?
NARCOTICS?
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT

aAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"""counter narcotic operations"""

Instagram is down and someone else told me facebook is shitting itself but I can’t verify since I don’t have one. Not that I agree but just thought it’s worth pointing out.

Back to only one flag pole again too.

It's just military people.
inb4 just shoot the virus like the hurricanes again

Madurooooooo

We are finally gearing up for mexico!

>virus ravaging country
>ladies and gentlemen we are ramping up the war on drugs

He's going after CIA drug/human trafficking operations

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The true infection on Yas Forums.

I unironically support full war with the cartels.

>we started much sooner than anybody
>we are more ahead than anybody

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Wait, there's Generals. Fuck. It happening.

>WE ARE GOING TO DESTROY THIS VIRUS WITH DESTROYERS, CARRIERS, JETS AND BOATS

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(((Admiral Shultz)))

>Commandant Schultz

E N H A N C E D

C O U N T E R

N A R C O T I C S

O P E R A T I O N S

is that the USS LIberty???

>It's another US does war to pay a crisis episode

This. Drug users at home should be treated not imprisoned. But the cartels should be holocausted.

GOVERNMENT MANDATED GFS JUST ANNOUNCED HOLY SHIT BOYS

THEYRE COVERING UP WW3 WITH CHINA AS A DRUG WAR
THEYRE COVERING UP WW3 WITH CHINA AS A DRUG WAR
THEYRE COVERING UP WW3 WITH CHINA AS A DRUG WAR
THEYRE COVERING UP WW3 WITH CHINA AS A DRUG WAR
THEYRE COVERING UP WW3 WITH CHINA AS A DRUG WAR
THEYRE COVERING UP WW3 WITH CHINA AS A DRUG WAR
THEYRE COVERING UP WW3 WITH CHINA AS A DRUG WAR

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Phase 2

They'll just start cooking drugs inside the US like Breaking Bad.

FINALLY THE BIG GUNS!!!

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OH GOD IM GONNA HABBEN, OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH IM HH-HHHH-HABBENIIIIING!

*Surveillance state intensifies*

WHO GIVES A FUCK ABOUT COUNTER NARCOTICS OPERATIONS?!?!?!

He has Barr and Gen. Milley with him. This looks serious.

Reddit is not going to like this. They love drugs.

Trump is using the pressers as campaign rallies

It's setting up the war with Venezuela. The US just can't stop invading.

>t. absolute brainlet

interesting location

MADURO BTFO

Please don't give me a green post, don't wanna be infected :(

(((other narcotics)))

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>MUH DRUGS
MUH DRUGS
>MUH DRUGS

WHY ARE THEY RAMPING UP MILITARY PRESENCE IN THE PACIFIC DURING A PANDEMIC? WHAT ARE THEY COVERING UP?

WW3 CHINA
NOW
WW3 CHINA
NOW
WW3 CHINA
NOW

why the fuck is milhouse recounting the plot of call of duty 4 like an autist

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checked. Q tards are so invested into believing in this larp that it is almost impossible to show them how dumb they are
I wish mods would ban every Qtard
>inb4 a Qtard calls me a discord shill

Who gives a fucking shit about drugs holy shit

Venezuela confirmed not white.

Niggers think weed would help fight the virus.

eastern pacific / fentanyl is china.

oh shit.. brazilians are going to be in the middle of this

I guess Venezuela is kill.

>they're still mad

WAR WITH VENEZUELA

Here it comes war on Venezuela. Syria 2.0 here it comes.

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stay away from my country

>lock everyone in their homes
>stop all drug trade
>addicts go through withdrawals
>chimpouts in 3,2,1....

Also, who the fuck believes they need naval destroyers for (((counter narcotics)))????

Honestly, imagine being so butthurt that people are trying to get high that you mobilize the fucking military in the middle of a pandemic.
this
also this, gene editing is just hitting its stride, especially with off the shelf hardware. All this is going to do is provide an impetus for genetically engineered bacteria based synthesis domestically. It's much closer than you think and once it's here, the war on drugs ends. There's a reason that they pulled back on alcohol prohibition and it's the fact that anybody can cook it via yeast and sugar in their closet. Once the other major drugs hit that point it's over.

TIL General Millie is a male

when will the government realize war on drugs has been ineffective and ridiculously expensive?

fuck off and take your meds

IMMA SOUND INTIMIDATING WHILE I SPEAK

we gotta start up the drug war again because we aren't hemregeing enough money

Fuck that guy is a scary dude.

The location and drugs indicate China.

CNN cut the feed

Fucking corona virus and we are trying to topple Venezuela

COVID
Chinese
Originated
Viral
Infectious
Disease
2019
Right?

this guy slaps your girls ass, what do Yas Forums?

WE'RE AT WAR WITH COVID 19
WE'RE AT WAR WITH TERROR
WE'RE AT WAR WITH THE DRUG CARTELS

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Do you really think it's only drugs? Tunnels like this, only drugs? What does drug money fund? Who hires gangs like MS-13? THINK

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What is jump street?

DAMN THAT BOY CAN TALK

this guy ahahaha

Test

This mother fucker sounds like he means business

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I beg him for mercy.

DO NOT PENETRATE THE US

a series from the 80s

Waste the fucking cartels!

...

Are you telling me US doesn't have homebrews?

good, day of the withdrawal is upon us

of course (((CNN))) cut the feed

the military industrial complex rolls ever forward...

MEXICO BTFO

Central America can't afford to be further compromised by drug gangs and the US can't afford to let things slip because of the pandemic. This is just the first of SHTF indicators.

I don't know, I've never heard someone use it before. Maybe it's boomer or military slang?

@251472129
It means from the start.

BASED SPEECH 10/10

Let's kill some commies for Christ.

God Bless America.

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You ain't getting cross jump street nigga!

That's pretty fucking green, user.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT THE CARTELS AND DRUGS AND SENDING THE ENTIRE US FUCKING FLEET TO THE PACIFIC??????????

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>this press briefing

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Im pretty sure General Milley cut himself out of the womb when he was born

not the heckin DMT

>take your meds
Nice inorganic display of faggotry.

They're rescuing kids at the same time.

It would be so easy for the US to glass every single cartel. The truth is they don't want to.

You're absolutely right, that's why they need to legalize drugs, bring their sale above ground, and take the major source of income away from cartels. As an added bonus, these cartels will have less money to fuck up and subvert their home countries, thereby causing fewer mexicans and south americans to illegally immigrate into the us.

...

if america invades my country i will unleash shitposting the likes of which youve never seen before, you have been warned

This is long over-due, but the timing is still confusing.

BASED CBP SAVING OUR STREETS

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Chinese fentanly

shut the fuck up retard

coof

I thought they are on the side of "do not stream anything that drumpf says anymore".
Are they trying to stream the parts they like?

Time to invest in shrooms!

Anyone pretending Millie is chuck Norris is a Manlet propagandist.

21 jump street was a drug movie

No it isn’t.

google "jump street meaning"

found the brainlet

Democrats?

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you wish we would save you

Precisely!

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I go down fighting.

kek reddit is seething so hard at this presser

no way!!!

So marines, destroyers, aircraft, etc deployed to the Eastern Pacific along with a huge hospital ship that "wont be used for Covid cases"... because of cartels?????

Checked. Chinks trying to kill us while trapped. Drugs are being laced with fentanyl and disease. Do not partake.

keep trusting daddy trumps plan Qfag

I agree with both of you.

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Why is that, you have something to hide, hue?

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>Military says they won't allow drug cartels to KILL americans
>Adrenochrome is a drug
>Mexican cartels known for torture killings
Is Deep State plotting a false flag through Mexican Cartels?

>251463229
*coofs on live stream*

>Thanks intelligence community
>Knows exactly where the routes are
>Total coincidence

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>major poonia
kek

What the fuck do drug shipments and cartels have to do with the Covid?

It's cover to move the navy in position to attack Iran and or China.

>ywn be an early 20th Century rum-runner in the Caribbean making tons of cash and getting the best qts

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They need them for the coming precision strikes on cartel compounds.

We're not fucking around anymore.

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Oooo I'm scared...go play soccer

>using drugs as an excuse to mobilize troops to defend against ch*na

Based! Sell drugs, get wrists mugged.

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Mexico anons, what the shit is going on down there?

Why do you think??? China is planning a fucking pearl harbor tier event against us. They are going to use the virus as casus belli for war. There is no fucking way they are deploying every single fucking branch just to grab some coke that the fucking CIA funneled into the US.

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IS THIS A FUCKING APRIL FOOLS JOKE? SUDDENLY THE PANDEMIC DOESNT EXIST? NOW WE GOTTA START A WAR WITH THE ENTIRE SOUTHERN HEMISPHERE OVER FORBIDDEN SUGAR?

Trump said other countries are helping us, I would guess Brazil is one them

Wow. $80 worth of goods, probably belonged to 1 dude who couldn't afford the real deal. Super seizure.

God I hope so. Death to junkies.

NOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN' DRUGARINOS! I CAN ONLY ENJOY RICK AND MORTY WHEN I'M HIIIIIIGGGH!!

Ok coofer.

Are we setting up to kill maduro?

Wtf is this shit?

We're allies huebro.

You are infected, don't coof on stuff, stay home.

THIS IS YOUR NEW LIFE UNDER NEW WORLD ORDER, UBI AND LOCKED IN YOUR HOUSE

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Please invade Venezuela burger bros.

muh drugs

play stupid games win stupid prizes

The biggest pandemic in 100 years and we are talking about cocaine and jerking off Trump.

If normies know about DUMBs do you think the military/intelligence community doesn't?

That's what the US does to distract people from recessions and reelect presidents.

coof on them

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coof coof coof

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WHAT DID I MISS?

>WHY DOESN'T EVERYTHING STOP BECAUSE OF SARS?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?

>all TV stations pulling the live feed

Trump BTFO

did you listen to anything bar has just said? did he say anything about domestic operations? no you stupid fucking nigger, he said they will be doubling the amount of assets able to take down traffickers.

Kill yourself you stupid fucking nigger flag.

Just look at the map and where they are deploying it, its to protect PANAMA.

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Trump has resting bitch face.

The seal is gone because he is not the "president" anymore. He was ordained King in a secret ceremony a couple months back. I learned about it from Q.

the 80's

This. We should fucking utterly destroy the cartels. Make it so fucking painful to traffic narcotics into the United States that no one, not for a thousand years, will ever think of doing it again.

Ironically, it is also a way to fuck the CIA out of some of its off book $$$$$$$$.