/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2826 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

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why americans do this?

WHO would've thought this would happen?

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be my quarantine gf

kek

Why is China locking down again?

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THREADLY REMINDER IT CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE
>THREADLY REMINDER IT CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE
THREADLY REMINDER IT CAUSES BRAIN DAMAGE

pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187
>As the number of patients with COVID-19 increases worldwide, clinicians and radiologists should be watching for this presentation among patients presenting with COVID-19 and altered mental status.

It causes intercranial bleeding, destroys the blood-brain barrier and causes neurological damage. The symptoms are sudden seizures, hallucinations, loss of coordination, sudden mental changes

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imagine politicizing a pandemic

Based poos attack doctors taking coronachan tests
youtube.com/watch?v=EClJCHJ0DG0

AH GOD IM GONNA FLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>If only you knew

twitter.com/emmabethgall/status/1241470477459230722

Kind of a shit edit of someone else’s work.

how to become a glownigger? i like it

*coof*
*coof*

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user i dont feel well

CORONAVIRUS IS NOT NEARLY AS BAD AS THE PANIC WOULD HAVE YOU BELIEVE

swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/

swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/

swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/

swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/

swprs.org/a-swiss-doctor-on-covid-19/

Calm down everyone

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How does this infection work

When is Yas Forums going to come out and admit that they were emotionally swayed by fake news videos on twitter and hyperbolic death figures from /cvg/tards into thinking this nothingburger was anything significant?

There are what, several thousand corona related threads made up to this point? Embarrassing. Get a life schizos, China, Italy, and all other countries have it under control. There is no need to panic, no need to stock up. The only reason why people here seem to be so obsessed with this nothingburger is probably because they hope this will deliver them from their own misery and give them a sense of meaning in the world that has rejected them for their indolence and parochial mentality.

This is a sad reflection of what this place ultimately constitutes - a pathetic circlejerk filled with crass, petulant manchildren endlessly wallowing in self-pity and desperately hoping for something that's going to lift them from their existential malaise even if it means the rest of the world plunging into pure chaos and anarchy. You're not wholesome people, you're not reasonable people, you, simply put, are monsters. I find it virtually inconceivable some people choose to predicate their entire existence exclusively on schadenfreude and unbridled hatred, this is pure doom porn.

No, China is not responsible for releasing a bioweapon. No, nobody is covering up anything. No, elites haven't set out to reduce human population. No, nobody is out there to get you. All of this is just a reflection of your coarse, primitive personality and your morbid yearning for mayhem and omnipresent destruction with no regard for morals or tolerance. Frankly speaking, I feel sorry for your pathetic lot and your lamentable condition. Stop spreading panic and wreaking havoc through your contemptible fearmongering.

It's okay to admit you were wrong. Come to terms with the nature of your fallibility and move on with your lives.

How do you get the infected meme thing?

Common

lick it, get infected

you know you want

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Coof

Give every coofer in the thread an individual (You)

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

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>coughed on FBI agents
holy based

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spit in my mouth

>5 infected in thread
>0 dead in thread
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic.

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>pastebin.com/Re4PhreU
Ah yeah, that's the 'current' one i think. I really hope he isn't kill... write/drawfags make the threads fun with all the "AAAAAAAAHHHHH", ccp shill, and lgbt thing. I guess he also wrote something over on /k/ but I don't know what it is

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>t. coofer

new normal now

I just want it to stop. When everything is going to be alright?

I feel like things are never going to go back to normal

Truly World Superpooper

i love this gif

So does Yas Forums...

Love this one. Artist?

Replying to those that are

You guys should study my genome to find the cure.

by not washing your hands

Infect me

COOF
Good luck, Corona-chan

I bet all of them are poo posters who are desperate and want to be infected with coronachan.

Another record today?

Almost 1,000,000 Infected now bros.
What a wild ride, love it.

My penis is ready for 1M coronachan

god i hope so

Infect this guy

*coof*

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test

R A R E

its starting to hit the food chain boys

hope everyone still has supplies.

denverpost.com/2020/03/31/jbs-meat-plant-greeley-colorado-coronavirus/

>confirmed 238,264,899,250

I don't want to hear anything about it being fake.
Tell me why it is much worse than anyone thinks.
Does it suddenly kill the recovered 3 months after recovery?

>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 79. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better

Infect my body

The risk is that in the second wave the virus has adapted to infect humans and it is stronger. Maybe the lockdown is not a good strategy on the long term? Maybe it would be better to have the greatest number of people getting infected by the first version of the virus?

Time to get reinfected

Coof on my ass

we should have hit 1mil already whats going on?

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Coof coof nigga

hit a chicken plant in alabama too.

Coof

1 million tomorrow. How's everyone celebrating?

reply to me nigger and ill give u nurgles gift

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She's gonna be pregnant.
I caused it.
I'm sorry.
>Assuming that was actually drawfriend I replied to

Fellow green bros, I'm afraid of our future...

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Reinfection is just a myth. Much like the flu, once you get it, you're cured forever.

This is an april fool's guerilla marketing campaign?
It must be.
British American Tobacco (BAT)

FUCKING BAT!

theguardian.com/business/2020/apr/01/british-american-tobacco-plant-based-coronavirus-vaccine?CMP=share_btn_tw

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More coofing

ur gay

The road to 1 million detected

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Checked

Coofing

hmmmm what blood type do you have?

by coofing

Tomorrow

This persecooftion will not stand.
I AM A COOFER AND I AM PROUD

Infect my ass

>12/03/2020
what?

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>stock market crashing even when dumping infinite cash

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there wont be real social chaos until food prices stop going up
people can take a lot, but thats generally where they stop murmuring. why do you think chinese government made mountains move to ensure chinese had enough pork, even during pig bubonic plague few months back?

And so is hers

Why did you do it, user?

Coof me you bastard

...

regular phenomena is worse then everybody is mentioning, that shit sucks and corona is worse

too late, the infection is winding down

fucking wish we hit 1 mil by midnight for the most epic of pranks

Refer to figure

cover your mouth

*COOF*

Coof

Coof on me Russia fag

I was thinking 1Mill by Friday

JEROME AND THE FED LITERALLY HAVE NO AMMO LEFT EXCEPT NEGATIVE INTEREST RATES (which they won't do)

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Where are my riots, dammit?

archive.is/XLqvS
SSHHEEEEEIIIIITTT

Gay lol

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You called?

Slav squat coof

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Coof me you dutch nigger

Jokes on you i'm more infected than you

Remember when it was less than a thousand? She's fast

coof

Cough on me i want to be a part of the group :(

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on god im uncured

I'll coof for you user

Qualitt coronachan

too soon man, too soon

...

Coof me you latin American peasant

god, animals are dumb

i was here when it had less than 10-20 threads man,now we nearly 3000

Cute.

>inb4 no zinc added

Hello poopers *coof*

found it. hope he finishes it as tomboy since thats what strawpoll wanted

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I welcome the brain damage

fuck, got the coof

How the fuck did I get infected? I haven't replied to anybody who was infected, what the fuck

Coof me you meme flag faggot

We should really follow china's example and lockdown the country, force everyone to wear masks, and spray businesses and people with bleach vapor

I remember the first reported UK cases

COOF

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's airborne. Spend too long in infected threads, you get the coof.

thanks

nooooo

Coronachan has selected you

Oh god oh fuck the Kung flu

Is the recovered statistic a meme? So many countries have a high percentage of death in the closed cases. Surely this is because someone that has it, mildly, won't let anyone know they've recovered, a dead person is dead and confirmed by the hospital. How many people have recovered at home and not told the relevant authority

Could the loss of taste and smell be related? Not sure what explains sensory loss

too soon

Any Irish anons here?

Coof me you stupid Mutt

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coof

COOF

maybye your captcha was infected

Oh yes

You're very new to /cvg/ aren't you?

That's called having congestion, user.

Welcome to the herd. Immunity is a long climb, but you'll make it.

coof

Coof me you weird line country

Loss of taste is a neurological symptom, so most likely yes

I have compiled a very detailed research file on SARS-CoV and SARS-CoV-2. It contains a number of scientific papers on the pathology of this disease, organized neatly with headers and everything. Educate yourself:

docs.google.com/document/d/110N1IKbV7tlB61qD-QZGqTBr5a2MCZqAqXgDCIfJxGE/edit?usp=sharing

>Bilateral viral pneumonia and ARDS.
>Lung fibrosis and permanent loss of lung function.
>Myocarditis and pericarditis and the breakdown of the heart muscle into the bloodstream, accompanied by elevated troponin levels.
>Excessive clotting leading to myocardial infarction.
>Mild viral hepatitis, indicated by abnormal AST/ALT and elevated ferritin.
>Myoglobinemia and renal tubular damage that leads to acute kidney injury.
>Cytokine release syndrome.
>Bacterial co-infections and viral sepsis leading to multiple organ failure and excess clotting.
>Hypokalemia, low lymphocytes, low platelets, and low white blood cell counts. One might think it's odd how it causes clotting with low platelets, but it's because the sepsis puts gunk in your bloodstream made up of your own dissolved tissues.
>Male infertility and damage to the seminiferous ducts, indicated by abnormal testosterone and luteinizing hormone levels.
>Medullary damage that causes dysautonomia and loss of automatic breathing.

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Louisiana is straight up dead

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I replied to many infected and haven't got it. I think those fucks made it random.

>nose is stuffy and I'm sneezing and I'm losing my sense of taste
Oh boy here we go.

The Death statistic is a meme

That's Texas, user.

Coof me you faggot leaf canuck bastard

INFECT GARY

VACCINATE

Has to be related, this map fits the spread here quite well

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California is looking to get a lesser rate of infection it seems

No lockdown here, feels good

Coof

F

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coof

>haven't got it
Look closer

all of these stats are memes. So many people are dying outside of hospitals and therefore not being counted

No it’s not Mutt

THIS GUY IS IMMUNE

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I'm guessing it works both ways. You got a (You).
*coof*

oh jesus christ how did I end up so infected I was fine a minute ago

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i wanna know what that green thread means
what is that

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I think you're getting better bro.... you made it!!!!
cooooooooofffffffff cccccoooooooooooooofffffffff

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Priced in

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They can just shoot the virus

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hypochondriac, is that you?

Yes. Genuine question, whats your point?

"Coronavirus testing kits heading to the UK found to be contaminated with Covid-19"

standard.co.uk/news/health/coronavirus-test-kits-contaminated-covid-19-a4403021.html?fbclid=IwAR0LpDvUDYMk8gRC4lUHIQmRBhUfZkOSIFSDFbktm58sTAa4jVA7QQhYO98

Trust nothing

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AAHH
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

COOOOOOOF

>coworker’s mom is on a ventilator in the ICU with Coronachan
>she’s a tiny Japanese woman who isn’t even 60 years old
What the FUCK. You faggots told me this was fake

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Coof on me please

based

coof

it was ...

could just be a stuffed nose. taste is for a large part smell. try to eat something with your nose pinched. can barely taste anything.

>tfw no deaths in last 24 hours

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>Much like the flu, once you get it, you're cured forever.
Flu anti-bodies last about 9 months
Which is why they give a yearly vaccine

Wtf it took me two hours to progress from light zalgo to pure coofer

I read that one of the early signs is no taste and a fucked nose.

Good work this is excellent

I’m not getting it

Reply to this if you wonna be saved from this faggotry

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Someone coofed on me, it was nice knowing you lads

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CURE ME

So no one actually fully recovers, right?

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guys i dont feel so good

coof coof

>ONTARIO & QUEBEC GOING EXPONENTIAL

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Maybe the Chinese didn't have the wrong idea, after all.
video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1245395924723085315/pu/vid/352x640/x8TkWQsVJtNYAEoj.mp4

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coof

who wants to be saved?

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*COOF*

Nice job user, just saved it to my archive. Many thanks from the future citizens of the next epoch

That's loss of smell. The symptom is complete loss of taste (ageusia) and distortion of taste (dysgeusia), are both neurologic symptoms. Not to mention 90% of people don't have a stuffed nose

Give it to me

It takes time

Hopefully she pulls through, user.

cheap and easy coronavirus test
costs nothing and results are instant
1) infect person with coronavirus
2) you now know 100% if they are infected

just drink fish tank cleaner

>Lung fibrosis and permanent loss of lung function.
Meme and impossible to know currently. You'd have to have several years long follow up.
>abnormal testosterone
wrong

and u fell for it rofl

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nothing of value was lost

Is there a website with running stats on current loan/mortgage defaults?

>Another fucking 55
WHAT THE FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
I ALREADY GOT CORONACHAN PREGNANT WITH ONE

Go back to /x/ schizo

Neutered. Glory to Nurgle and her messenger, Corona-chan.

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Community transmission!! Also why are you pale green

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Cuteposting is ilegal now

Delet image or have your penis rights revoked

*his

Am I infected anons?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Where you at

Anyone in Louisiana should play hunt showdown. Really gets you in the mood

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Kikes are not AMERICAN, they are loyal to one country and one ideology ONLY. They are only in the US for the gibs and to take up space-and out breed the indigenous people (anyone that's not a KIKE).
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Jesus--ok.
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It is useless.

should have checked that gif, bro...

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you should have listened

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FIND THIS CHINK REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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pray for user's coworker's mom

>you are now manually breathing

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Anyone got the gif of borona chan getting increasingly busty? Has it been updated?

Here you go faggot
medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.21.20037267v2

>pregnant corona

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My posts are not green. There's just a little something in my name. That's not it, is it?
I mean I don't have it. right?

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COOF COOF COOF

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You can see your nose and can't unsee it

Update coming at 1mil
She's likely to be preggers, assuming it was actually drawfriend who posted that rollbait

(You)

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its about sending a message

coooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffff

blessed be the rotfather

Because /cvg/ has never been panicking. And has been ahead of, not influenced by the mainstream narrative

Not yet, at one million.

Why do your flags look the same

you gon die

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Too soon

I apologize.

Fucking antibodies, I want my coof back. I've got things to do and newfags to poz

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It's the lack of contrast with the green user

my guess is we recovered and immune for some time

surely I must be cured by now

coof

Ugh I do t feel so good

Yeah you're fine, keep partying borther.

give it straight to me fellas
am I going to die from a nothingburger?

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