/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2825 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

Ahem, coof

I made an updated picture where it breaks out of the chart

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This is it? this is the end?

I'm fucking livid, I accidentally condemned 1mil coronachan to being pregnant

Where dis your mask go user?

IT'S THE FINAL COOFDOWN

>coof

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If it just follows todays numbers for whole year like 4170 multiply it by 365, then this virus kills more than 1.5 million of people
Just cope with it

independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/coronavirus-baby-death-connecticut-map-us-cases-newborn-a9441331.html

WE’RE FUCKED

>69,220
lol 69. thats the sex number ehehehehe

33
>33
33
>33

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>says the infected faggot

Finally some happenings

conincidence? bnamericas.com/en/news/claro-tests-5g-in-ecuador

Guys I’ve literally fallen in love with a pornstar please send help

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ORIGIN OF KUNG-FLU IN WUHAN LAB CONFIRMED
>ORIGIN OF KUNG-FLU IN WUHAN LAB CONFIRMED

youtu.be/bpQFCcSI0pU

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Lemme give you the gift anons

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Can we get over 1 million cases by end of today?!?

Threadly reminder that it causes brain damage
>Threadly reminder that it causes brain damage
Threadly reminder that it causes brain damage

pubs.rsna.org/doi/10.1148/radiol.2020201187
>As the number of patients with COVID-19 increases worldwide, clinicians and radiologists should be watching for this presentation among patients presenting with COVID-19 and altered mental status.

It causes intercranial bleeding, destroys the blood-brain barrier and causes neurological damage. The symptoms are sudden seizures, hallucinations, loss of coordination, sudden mental changes

WE /ZOMBIE/ NOW

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>Implying coofing on me will do any more damage
oh nonono

sorry can't hear you over the sound of those infected dicks in your mouth

coooooooooooooooof

Virgin Tuberculosis vs Chad Coronachan

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAAAAAA

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Gov told coppers to chill today
Plod got a rush of blood and started sperging

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BRAZIL, what the FUCK are you guys doing?????????
>pic related

coronachan a shit

why arent you using the chart with COPD, heart disease, and the others

All around me are familiar faces
Worn out places, worn out faces
Bright and early for their daily races
Glowing everywhere, glowing everywhere…

Test

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>Pssst hey man
Interested in the cure?

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I've read on some article that a teenager with no health pb died of the virus very recently. I can look it up if you want.

Please give updated link for writefag pastebin. My zinc levels are too high.

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NOTHINGBURGER...?

Yes, that's me. Already supergreen.

I mean, hasn't UK been a dystopia for years before coronachan showed?
Coof i think she bit me, coof coof

Now posting some Thots for diversity reasons

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Weak goverment + people that said "it's just a flu" after the quarantine alert was given

Nah, we'll be there tomorrow though

You are not a girl, you'll never be as good as one.

*coof

Its still a nothingburger. It just looks bad because everyone is getting sick at the same time. *coof

In three weeks everything is back to normal. Hospitals might be flooded for two weeks, but seriously who cares in the end. *coof

Just remember to fuck politicans and media afterwards. FUCK THEM!

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youtube.com/watch?v=bpQFCcSI0pU&feature=emb_title

More and more proof stacking up that the virus came out of the wuhan biolab.
China really fucked up and should be held acountable, these fuckers released a deadly virus on the world by accident and are now moving heaven and earth to cover it up and even use this situation to atack us.

Pastabros I'm hearing rumors about public unrest in Italy.... How true is this?

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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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BOOGOUT CHIMPOUT WHEN

>virus does not like heat?
>lets burn the infected alive to cure them!
>

You shouldn’t talk with your mouth full. It’s rude.

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your in the wrong thread

Am I gonna be okay?

But the First Fucking reported case is here!

Jan 10

worldometers.info/coronavirus/

How does this go back to November!?

Now fren

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Fuck the Hollywood pedo jews

The 55 should serve as proof

>frenchies find this attractive

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>REMINDER THAT RIOTS ARE BREWING
REMINDER THAT RIOTS ARE BREWING
>REMINDER THAT RIOTS ARE BREWING
REMINDER THAT RIOTS ARE BREWING
>REMINDER THAT RIOTS ARE BREWING
REMINDER THAT RIOTS ARE BREWING

telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/03/30/politicians-italy-warn-social-unrest-lockdown-likely-extended/
news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-italy-becoming-impatient-with-lockdown-and-social-unrest-is-brewing-11965122
theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/29/italy-sets-aside-400m-for-food-vouchers-as-social-unrest-mounts

>video
youtube.com/watch?v=NsNWbfatRwg (embed)

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>>(((1)))

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 210,714 (4,697) Italy 110,574 (13,155) Spain 102,179 (9,131) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 77,779 (909) France 56,989 (4,032) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,768 (488) Turkey 15,679 (277) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Austria 10,668 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 9,489 (108) Portugal 8,251 (187) Brazil 6,836 (240) Israel 6,092 (25) Sweden 4,947 (239) Australia 4,864 (21) Norway 4,863 (44) Czech Republic 3,508 (39) Ireland 3,447 (85) Denmark 3,107 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Ecuador 2,748 (93) Poland 2,554 (43) Romania 2,460 (92) Luxembourg 2,319 (29) Philippines 2,311 (96) Japan 2,178 (57) Pakistan 2,118 (27) India 1,998 (58) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) Finland 1,446 (17) Greece 1,415 (50) South Africa 1,380 (5) Peru 1,323 (38) Dominican Republic 1,284 (57) Iceland 1,220 (2) Mexico 1,215 (29)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +22,184 (+644) Italy +4,782 (+727) Spain +6,256 (+667) China +36 (+7) Germany +5,971 (+134) France +4,861 (+509) Iran +2,988 (+138) United Kingdom +4,324 (+563) Switzerland +1,163 (+55) Turkey +2,148 (+63) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Netherlands +1,019 (+134) Austria +488 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Canada +877 (+7) Portugal +808 (+27) Brazil +1,119 (+39) Israel +734 (+5) Sweden +512 (+59) Australia +101 (+1) Norway +222 (+5) Czech Republic +200 (+8) Ireland +212 (+14) Denmark +247 (+14) Chile +293 (+4) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Ecuador +446 (+14) Poland +243 (+10) Romania +215 (+10) Luxembourg +141 (+6) Philippines +227 (+8) Pakistan +180 (+1) India +601 (+23) Thailand +120 (+2) Saudi Arabia +157 (+6) Indonesia +149 (+21) Greece +101 (+1) Peru +258 (+8) Dominican Republic +175 (+6) Mexico +121 (+1) Colombia +159 (+1) Serbia +160 (+5) Argentina (+1) Algeria +131 (+14)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Well, he would recognise a fellow fag.

Also, checked

Praise Corona-chan

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Why would you suck and infected dick, out of all possible dicks.

ohnononononono

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Join the army for the incoming war

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HUGGZIES

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(you) want some (you)? *coof
Here take my (you) *coof

* COOF COOF COOF

woo

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BEHAVE YOURSELF FAGOS

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A dark skinned Italian loli, no wonder Italy is so screwed.

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>riots worldwide
But when?? We've been really patient. We've watched people go from scoffing at mask wearers to bundling scarves over their faces from mask shortages. The grocery stores were empty, but are already filling up again will supplies. This whole thing has been such a let down.

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How many cases does China actually have?

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After the crisis you'll find a job for sure, there'll have been lots of people fired so you'll get an opening unless you have some meme degree

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Wonder where they got their leads and info?

It was only a matter of time.

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>he keeps getting away with it
how do i become as cool as you are user

Sure thing friendo

At this point we should just Fucking reopen everything.

No containment anywhere is Fucking working! We probably already have had several million people infected in the U.S. but there is no large scale testing being done! People are only being tested if they rich and pay private lab, or everything else has been ruled out AND they are extremely sick!

this is what really happened behind the scenes at the CDC

youtu.be/SuiOrZzDAcI

:(

I AM INFECTED!

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based

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Kikes are SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETHING
*coof*

i want to glow green before the days over!

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!Someone help me out please I can't find it. I need deaths per day from last year and from this year. I wanna know if they just sign in death sas corona deaths, thus lowering every other deaths and in the end we're the same as usual. That would show/confirm if there actually is a happening.

The guy in the video is a jew.

>lockdown has no consensus in the scientific community
yes it does, and has done for centuries. Shutting things done and quarantining to combat diseases has been done for a long, long time

uhhh... nothing?

I didn't get any interesting shit, fuck this April Fools

>Random dude who likes to travel OBLITERATES mainstream media and exposes the truth
youtube.com/watch?v=bpQFCcSI0pU

Fuck lying press. Fuck China.

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High iq nog

...

What have you done to me Yas Forums? I'm slightly infected now...

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No you weren’t

Oy

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81,554, but only 2004 still active!

1.5bn

aw man.. sucks

B-Bongbros when did we start climbing so fast?

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plase bros

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Friendly reminder that if you have laughing emoji next to your name it means that you are infected with the gay virus.
Lol, faggots.

congrats fren

nothing better to do

Please try not to use rational thought around here

sorry, pic related now.
Brasil, what the FUCK are you guys doing?

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Love this

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Thats how you know they are lying

don't lie 4170 is the amount of cocks you need per day

ok boomer

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Who /uninfected/ here?

Are people actually dying in the streets in China? I've seen videos of people literally dropping dead. Is this a Chinese bioweapon?

This is fucking pathetic you're all hiding just so you can return to this cuck jew society later lol
This is literally your chance to change it

Am I still infectedf

Coof i think its working coof

Well first ya gotta be green
>inb4 I attempt to self-check and fail horribly

They are already starting in Italy. Literally less than a week before they start in the US. And its going to be worse than Italy because everyone has a gun

A visit costs you probably around 56K

>destroys the blood-brain barrier and causes neurological damage.

So if you are braindamaged already then you are immune? Asking for a friend.

Fuck you

Sheeped

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would trade sex for a life of endless demon murder desu
that shit sounds great honestly

>If the computer modeling is right, it shows that the virus hijacks our [red] blood [cells] and makes it unable to carry O2 to a patient's tissues/organs, and likewise unable to carry CO2 out of them. This would lead to organ and tissue death, roughly in the same way as if a patient were being suffocated. Even when a patient can breathe (fill lungs with air), the oxygen isn't getting to the cells in their body.
>The inflammation in the lungs results from the lungs not being able to perform the oxygen/CO2 exchange, and would therefore appear to be a SECONDARY result of the hijacking of the blood. The lungs not working is a result of lack of O2 in blood, not the cause of it.
archive.is/wip/cSR8P

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Just take the total number of deaths and divide it by 365.25.

Since all the retards didnt take the lockdown seriously

This, I panicked and overdosed on zinc supplements. If I don't coom in the next few hours, I'm going to fucking die.

Save me, anons AAAAAAAAAA

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I have a meme software development potential degree.

I don't think they will employ people with no experience after this.

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Are things really as bad as the videos?

You cant get infected anymore can you?

>Coof

B a s e d

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oh jesus oh fuck

Coofity coof coof

Me, but I got reinfection already

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>251460360

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Cured motherfucker

Just keep feeding me (you)s, because a supercoofer is your best bet.

Hey guys. The entire main drag in my city is lined with police cruisers, bucket trucks, and utility workers. Would have thought they’d use this opportunity to lay new asphalt while traffic is low.

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yeet

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can we shoot nogs already?

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>IMMUNITY

FEELS GOOD MAN

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find new ones plz

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such a cute boy uwu

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It's serious guys. I feel the poisoning destroying my organs as i type

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So glad we're all uninfected here

Now in Ecuador
m.youtube.com/watch?v=0OHZ8uqVilM

>muh China fragile and mean and bullies people
fuck off. Chinese government has proven itself far more capable than any of ours.

>$5,000
>$204,000,000
>Down 100%...
These people are really incapable of independent thought aren't they

ded

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Anons I dont feel too good *coof* *coof*

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I assume it's because having it break out of the original chart is a kinda funny way to show how bad it's become

It only works if they reply to you user

Reminder that we have to thank the CCP for all the people that dies so far and will die in the future.
Reminder that the CCP covered it up, silenced the doctor who tried to warn the world.
Reminder that almost all of the masks that china provided are lacking of quality.

THIS IS BIOLOGICAL WARFARE

coof

slap

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FUCK CHINK

IMMUNITY

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oh is my infection recovering? spicy

Mi nombre es jefe

Remember nogs, not dogs

Name

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Never asked what is the sauce on that
>coof
Oh shit something came out that time

woop

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Yeah, our president is a dumb retard. Good thing he's pretty much powerless right now.

Niggers

Maybe dont stick your dumbass head out of a moving vehicle.
The people you have to tell this to deserve it though

Immunity is god teir

Is this real

LOL Thats a lie!

Leaked Intel Report CONFIRMS China Is Lying About COVID Numbers, China Is Exploiting The Crisis

youtu.be/VwCs8a85s5M

p

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kek

So fresh and so clean moose mounter master race

I'm not on Guayaquil.
My granma's friend who lives there talked over the phone with her and said she knows at least 4 people that diesd of the virus.
I imagine shit is actually fucked. Most of the vidoes are from the south of the city of Guayaqil but i imagine shit is worse than what it's reported.

Well zoomie it's time to put on your walking boots and volunteer to be an intern for the nearest company.

>90% of body covered
>still doesn't pass
lol @ this nigger

Actual grill here.
You will never know what it's like to have an actual, sensitive pussy and clit. You will never know what it's like to have natural tits you can just squeeze for warmth. You will never have periods or be able to get pregnant. Off yourself tranny.

Don't forget they sent asymptomatic superspreaders to Qom, Lombardy, Bavaria, Alsace-Lorraine, NRW and Washington State

I'm sorry user...

anyone know the backstory on this one

True she was playing a stupid game and you know what they say

peepee

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Am I gonna make it bros?

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Haven't replied to a single dirty coofer all day.

@ is all they get

You realize all this infected posts thing is a psyop, right?

251460847
what the fuck can anyone do about it
youtube.com/watch?v=8Yg6FpeNj0w
youtube.com/watch?v=c65fzy1gpSc
youtube.com/watch?v=q2WeWOoTbag
Chinks bought the world

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You're a coward user

I found the link but it hasn't been updated since the ebola chan draft

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the fuck is that

Elephants are the single greatest living creature on this planet

Prove me wrong

It's april first. Pranks are not a psyop, you absolute schizo.

P

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*poke*
gimme ur germs

Come on, the sooner you get infected, the sooner you will become immune.

checked. post tiddies or gtfo

>pregnant

*unzips*

cooof

Don't worry our pavement apes will put on a great show.

Based

DRINK MORE MILK (or beer)
vixra.org/pdf/2003.0381v2.pdf
"It was found that the high milk consuming countries per capita had a death rate 7 times lower than the low milk consuming countries per capita."

researchgate.net/publication/10854744_Consumption_of_dairy_products_in_the_European_Prospective_Investigation_into_Cancer_and_Nutrition_EPIC_cohort_Data_from_35_955_24-hour_dietary_recalls_in_10_European_countries

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Or I could just make up some random numbers. would have the same accuracy.
I can't belive I actually can't find data on this. I'm to stupid to google.

lol the white knight running to her aid XD
>simp probably also got smacked off camera

You're already infected, just keep giving coofers (you)s

OH SHIT I'VE GOT THE COOFS

WHAT THE FUCK

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Honestly yes. Hard lockdowns right now mean that no one would have the appetite for lockdowns when the 2nd wave hits.

And the 2nd wave always hits far worse

G L O W I E S

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NOOOOOOOOOOO

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Guayaquil (Ecuadors second biggest capital was the biggest breeding ground) People are cramped, living in shitty apartments. Its sweaty and hot as hell outside and this city cramps in 2 million people. The police and local governments were incompetent as well. At least Quito is in la SIERRA.

based me either user

>attack us
The US is not "us": the US is our mortal enemy, the "Empire" that has made its sole aim the destruction of Europe, its glory, its past, and even its people. You think i give a fuck if China tries to blame them? China is proving itself capable to provide things/equipment for Austria, and the US would just steal from us if it could.

I was never infected,
born immune bitches

>he won't recover and get the emoji

Have you lost your sense of taste?

>Alpha-Getti
>Scooby-Doo! Pasta Shapes
>Evaporated Milk
>Vegetable

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>He won't stay a permacoofer and continue to spread

Are you autistic it hasn't even been half a fucking year and it's killed 46,000+ fucking retard you can't compare the flu to pneumonia

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Is she allright?

I got less infected somehow
I need GREEN

Must have a head of solid bone not to get knocked out by that last hit

He is right about the Druidpills.
The rest is all about his narcissist personality disorder.
As Trump is now a HAPOONER, the next week Bolso will behave as he NEVER EVER BEEN A NOTHINGBURGA, EVER.

This reads like a Trump tweet two weeks from now

Please choose one:
A. Tits w/ timestamp
B. GTFO

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I'm immun, bros

Well, fuck

It's been an honor to shitpost with you bros

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Not replying LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL

we're fucked

JOIN THE HERD

Goddamn I hate the sound of their fucking language.

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Why is murica so fucked? What about the just a flu bro meme?

My girlfriend had had a mental break down from this stupid virus in the media.

>vixra

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>actual grill here
Funny way to say trap.
Take your meds, schizo.

whaaaaaa
whaaa
boo hoo

sure you are

Your name is still twitching, just make fucking sure you reply to coofers exclusively. Replying to the same coofer doesn't do it.

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doesn't matter Giuseppe

plese let me have it

nah he definitely is

Maybe you could find something on one of World Bank's Data Bank data bases, if you need something with a veneer of legitimacy in it. Worldometers has a counter too, if you don't care about that.

Florida stay at home now in effect

will this kill a load of nig nogs or are they too athletic and healthy?

Coofers, fuck off. Go eat a bat

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I'm losing some green, need to recoofify, take a (you)

BACK TO THE PRIMITIVE

FUCK ALL OF YOUR POLITICS

>Chinks bought the world
With money from US Federal Reserve of Jewish Farts.

NO

BUT MY LUNGS FEEL ITCHY

AND FEELS LIKE BURNING

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Which is legitimately nothing. 1.5M die of tuberculosis every year.

The only reason anyone gives a shit this time around is because rich people are dying

Volunteer with a local relief organization and help your countrymen.

Staying at home kills immunity, in some time even simply flu will maim or kill you.

Oh no, I'm uninfected! [spoiler]sucker

Mommy~

No, it's because TB is old as shit. This came out of nowhere.

bro...

Do you have fever?

Does it have the thighjob section?

Much like a beautiful ballet.

Get into grocery and try not to get coofed on.

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What about smell?

same

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(Test)

Help im dead

hell be fine

china bribed the WHO

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Any tips on how to get rich in these difficult times? There are surely some chads out there making money The Big Short style.

Based and lactosetolerancepilled.

>flag
>actual girl
/0
Dilate

I'm getting bored of this happening

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mmmmm bat soup

Oh my lord...

This.

I'm the least infected infected ITT

Who fucking cares, I got mild symptoms so I rammed a few fever meds down my throat and I managed to go and spread it at work. Fun times. Suckers will never know.

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wew lad we need all the rest colorized too

I don't help francos

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It's only going to get worse, this is the end

looks like you're still clean
*coof*

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Um

Jelly much?

eat a dick faggot

I miss my gym

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Am I dead?

>251462409
Speculate on stock markets, it's volatile as fuck.

my canned food list

THE 33 HEAVENS IS UPON US

get me sick fags cmon

Ireland is getting worse. You told me it was nothingburger

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It's funny as fuck watching your shithole homeland crash and burn.

Get out of here, Coofer.

COOF COOF COOF

coof

yes and no Satan

Bro you're as green as me, you don't get any sicker than that.

I'm infected guys, don't coof on me no more!

>Not working out at home.
Simp

Based.

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I think it does:

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I hope china gets nuked into the stone age for committing this crime against humanity. Shit I'll even join the Bundeswehr to kill Xi

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just do some pushups its the same but without the membership fee

Rarefagging is rare

He is immune

user, I...

Im no bugchaser but im not scared
>coof

Ok, this is the only thing I could find.
>cdc.gov/mmwr/volumes/68/wr/mm6826a5.htm
Now someone tell me what this years deaths have been, it has to be higher than 8000 per day right?

kek already immune
I am powerful