How to get a qt3.14 and have kids

I'm 26, she's 25.

im married with children, shlomo

by not using tinder and talking to them in person

yes, that is how

Thanks, bros. Both decent options.

Excellent.
More tips:
- Her beanie and clothing are those of someone who actually enjoys the woods, not someone who hikes "for the gram". She's legit.
- Selfie means she took that photo herself because she enjoyed where she was and what she was doing. More evidence for legitness.

These digits have me obligated to help you, but I'm so autistic I've been trying to think of a response for you to say.
Just tell her to "come over and find out"

Alright lads that's it for today I'm going back to sleep on my MyPillow(тм).
Dank dreams are made of this

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Find an autistic girl

Imagine how many BBCs she's taken in her prime.

user, its really quite simple. You can never go wrong with the truth. Just tell her youre autistic and should she tickle you; you might start crying.

Where? They never leave the house.

Do pic related

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Cough

>Find woman you like
>Prepare a sturdy room with a lock that can only be opened from outside or inside with a keypad
>Learn her daily movements, routines
>Figure out how to operate a cell phone and GPS jammer
????
>Impress her with your gadgets and sturdy net
>Show her the safe room you built for her
>Live happily ever after like many of your ancestors after finding their wives in villages along their migration route

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Make a shit load of money. You need to acquire a lot of resources. Women are wired to want security. That’s the only way.

I found mine at the unemployment office

Mutually assured destruction.

The fuck someone explain to me what this post is

I'm just engineer autistic, not mega autistic.

"I would definitely lose, I'm very ticklish."

Even if it isnt true. It will entice her to want to find out your reaction if you did tickle each other.

I have no proof but I’m a pussy magnet.

Serious response. Don’t deviate from this you fuck: I’d win, or course, but I would let you win we could do it again :-)

Barnes and Noble manga section

Tell her you would win because you're stronger, competitive, and hate losing. That's probably what she wants to hear, even if she doesn't know it. Women are turned on by strength.

t. 13 year old who thinks he is a pimp because mom told him he is handsome

I already make 100k. Need response halp.

Your follow up needs to be “I’m watching way too much Netflix during this crazy pandemic thing. Ever feel like you just want to get out and run somewhere?”

>"A strange game. The only winning move is not to play."
Works 4/5 times, everytime

Do not listen to this man
Smart leaf

40, divorced, and swim daily in more pussy than you’ll ever see in your miserable lifetime.

I imagine the Venn diagram for girls into manga has autistic girls on one end, landwhales on the other, and a huge overlap between the two.

So, good fucking luck.

- She's covering her face because she is much older than she says
- Selfie means she has no friends. She probably smells bad.

Why "get out and run somewhere?"

You forgot the third circle of the diagram: artistic girls who do commissions on tumblr

>acquire wealth
>live in your own house
>own a good car, nothing flashy, nothing dull, bmw and audi are good choices

3 basic building blocks

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Bonus online dating tip:

If a woman looks better in person than in her profile, you’ve struck gold. Tell them they’re pretty all night and they’ll fuck your brains out. Keep telling her she’s pretty and she’ll stick around.

If a woman looks WORSE than her photos, be an asshole to her. She knows she’s not hot and needs to be brought down a peg or two. Ask her how she got that mole on her eye brow, or if she has to buy men’s sizes. Once she’s down on a realistic level she will drop the GPS (golden pussy syndrome).

Just challenge her to a tickle fight tonight and give her your address

None of her pics have friends in them, and most are innawoods. Perfect- neither do my pics. Evidence she might be sorta autistic/introverted.

she looks old, probably above 23 and therefore most likely used up by a bunch of chads

From what Ive seen of tinder , that might actually work . Depends on what user looks like and how much cash he has , of course .

Shows that you’re not a couch potato but you are a little primal who is full of energy. Women don’t want a xanax’ed out date.

Send her a dick pic, she’s basically asking for one

13 year olds. Go back to club penguin.

>testing your dominance in the first message
she is redpilled on the simp question

The test for that is to snort laugh. If she does it too she’s autistic. Seriously.

Say you'll have a pyrrhic victory at best.

>she is redpilled on the simp question
The SQ

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what the hell is club penguin you fucking boomer

Shut up Nigger

Or ask her “we are so much alike! It feels like we share a brain. Sometimes I have these weird things I think about. Does that ever happen to you?”

The autistic ones will light up and start telling you about how they count hairs on people’s arm or something weird.

Not as many as you .

The snort test is literal undeniable proof

This is Sarah Moss. She lives in Washington.

She does love hiking.

She got to a Microsoft job right out of women's school, mommy and daddy both worked there after all, then switched to some other company.

She's into polygamy and Jewish as well.

How the fuck?

>t.married to a whore

>she has no friends
this is a pro not con

this is what you write op.

ive never lost a tickle war. 200 wins, 0 losses. Im ready whenever you are.

Delete the thread but this chick has high potential for being a keeper.

do some strength exercises I'm telling you it does wonders

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Sarah Moss (@SarahBryophyte): twitter.com/SarahBryophyte?s=09