/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2824 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

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Big number go up weeee :)

Anyone else here since January?

Well, today's the day when we all die

glowies please coof on me

nigger

Only infected anons are cool

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It looks so.

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GET READY /CVG/

BECAUSE PRETTY SOON CORONA-CHAN WON'T BE FUCKIN YOU WHITEBOIS NO MOAR

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how do I keep from getting infected?

From the other threads:

0: You die of Organ Failure
1: You die of a Heart Attack induced by cornona
2: You die of Pneumonia
3: You die in a car crash as you get carried to a hospital
4: You survive thanks to your prepping
5: You survive by leeching of a good friend, he genuinly doesnt mind
6: You survive by sheer luck, you find a garage full of WW2 MREs and Guns
7: You survive for 2 months only to trip over and hit your head
8: You survive for 6 months alone, then you join a group of 10
9: You get dabbed on by the first prepper who thinks you are a looter

11: You find a cute girl while you bug in, if your ID is yellow she had a dick
22: You are the danger, you join a group of looters, if your ID is red you become their leader
33: You wake up in a hospital 2 months later, you fuck your best friends wife and shave your head
44: You get mauled by Mr. Pibbles
55: You dont leave your basement for 3 years, it was really a nothing burger. If your ID is blue you only ate deenz
66: You are the chosen one, supercarrier and immune
77: SPECIAL stats all maxed out
88: Dirlewanger leads you into the new world, if your ID is grey you get the MG42
99: You survive by being a male prostitute, if your ID is pink you like it
00: It is really a nothing burger

Trips: The entire thread is immune
Quads: The entire thread gets put on a cruise ship heading towards china

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I

NYOOOOOOOOM

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I saw Xi Jinping at a wet market in Wuhan yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but didn't want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for a vaccine or anything.

He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"

I was taken aback, and all I could say was cough but he kept cutting me off and going cough? cough? cough? and opening partially built hospitals in my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and heard him chuckle as I collapsed. When I came to the airport to escape the quarantine I saw him trying to walk on a plane with like fifteen bats in his hands without going through customs.

The girl in the hazmat suit was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Sir, you need to release lethality statistics and prevalence first." At first he kept pretending the virus was largely contained and a vaccine already existed, But eventually made corrections and released them to the public.

When she took one of the bats and started testing it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to test them each to "prevent any electrophoretic infetterence", and then turned around and coughed on me. I don't even think that's a word. After she tested each bat and put them in a soup and started to say the R0, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

coof coof

Am I the only one enjoying this lockdown?

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Why did memeflag turn on? is this the one youre reading? pastebin.com/Re4PhreU because its old

>HEY NEGROS
>HAVE SOME NEW DEAD CHINK VIDS

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I want to be cool like you.

砂浆多久了Share大家成绩单this手机出口with的坚持久已?成绩差抗日3手机friends的坚持or的经常又You的毫无will下catch乳液或者corona哦不

Ever since Rome fell.

WHO RECAP UPDATE
>WHO RECAP UPDATE
WHO RECAP UPDATE
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WHO RECAP UPDATE
>WHO RECAP UPDATE

I'm sorry frens, work is exhausting atm so I barely have enough energy to eat.
Recap will drop tonight once I can move again

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I don’t think I’m gonna make it bros

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Stay the fuck away from me you disgusting lepers.

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When will we have 1M infected?

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Me

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BUY THE DIP
PEE PEE POO POO NOTHINGBURGER

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horeee sheet

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>More daily deaths than threads

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>too much green

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new guidance for family physicians in the netherlands discourages sending people with an already low life expectancy before corona to hospital. basically covert triage.

That's a lotta bodies. Why don't they just go out and burn them instead of leaving them to rot on the floor?

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>EAR GONE

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Is bat soup worth it for this cutie?

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Jews in Panama are still holding large weddings. Panama is a mini Israel

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I love racism rn tho

why you do this?

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Yeee

Reminder to not fall for confirmation bias. Of course numbers are going up now that people are testing. You cannot be counted if no one is counting. Unless you have a preexisting condition like obesity or are the average death age of 78.5, you will be fine. Please calm the fuck down.

I’m immune. Haven’t got infected all day
Pls give me the coof

I've never met an Ecuadorian. Looking like I never will

This isn't a manufactured virus, even the most mundane lab experimental flus in labs have stupidly high infection and death rates and those are made by fucking accident in labs all over the world

Huhuhuhu line go up wheee

hoihoihoihoihoi

>Am I the only one enjoying this lockdown?
I do too.

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No. Not forever.

>HEH

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>live with boomer
>60yo
>smokers cough
>had pneumonia or something a while ago
>might have copd
how likely person is RIP once this hits?
might have to move.. lol

WE DID IT REDDIT

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is there still a NY and Spain update to come?
anything else?

>VROOM VROOM

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WHY DIDN'T THEY HELP THE KID

Did the DOW crash again?

Is this a happening yet? A rift to hell is literally opening above Xichang China

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Doubles decides the new look for the 1M Corona-chan gif

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Can't wait for them to start mass cremating all the bodies and normies realize with moderen crematoriums you'd never be able to burn six gorillion so quickly.

WE BEAT THE VIRUS

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It is plesant

tell me something good that will come from the lockdown. I need a whitepill

>70,000 new cases already

am I cured? if not how do i get cured?

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>Korea

the plan is coming together perfectly

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>LIKE A LOONEY TOONS CARTOON

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no, go to sleep

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This is retarded. You can design a bioweapon that is not meant for death.

coof

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Roll

I'm ok

GIVE ME THE LIST OF CORONA VIRUS ALTERNATIVE NAMES NAAAAAAOOWWWWW

Meanwhile the fags are getting BTFO by airborne AIDS

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IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFING

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There is no cure. Either you get better, or
*Coof+[×>

It's nice working from home?

>Korea
T.CHANG

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Bless me papa

Murders are down supposedly

Cough on me.

> Coronavirus: a shipment of masks from China destined for France hijacked by Americans
Fucking burgers...

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Infected piss off!

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>infetterence
Seems LEGIT.

>You can design a bioweapon that is not meant for death.
What would be the point?

Gary !

Rolling

Where is that Corona-chan archive?

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Anyone else noticing their city water is extra chemical-y lately? What are they doing? Trying to kill all of the infected shit put into the sewers by infected people? Or is the water fucked up? Maybe people hoarding water bottles and purifiers were not such dumb dumbs.

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coof

Take your meds schizos

Annual flu kills 10 times more every year

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Holy shit. What the fuck.

>florida finally going on lockdown
>essential businesses stay open
>my job is essential
AAAAAAA FUCK YOU STUPID KIKES I'M NOT GETTING SICK JUST CAUSE YOU WANT TO KEEP MAKING MONEY

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imagine being a infected or cured faggot

based Imperium.

Roll.

*coof*

doom slayer incoming

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>251456323
>confirmation bias
I think the virus got to your neurons, my fellow coofer.

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Where you live? My semi rural water tastes fine

>WHY DIDN'T THEY HELP THE KID
>Thinks Chinks are human
Are you new here?

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For Vhat pvrpose?
Economy Crashing and random old people dying benefits nobody, especially when prices are still the same

Coof in the options field

Because that’s not lies from your owners.

>Upset that we just took masks made by the Chinese
Ironically probably saved your Nurses.

Do you chinks realize that when this is over you will get beaten in every part of the world?

Fallait pas les aider...

Infect me

it has been for a long time

F

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BASED

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COOF

Don't give (you)s to greens. And don't take (you)s from them.

>ROLOLOLOL

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Here's the smaller one (400 images):
mega.nz/#F!iLBgGQgB!-bgtUnvelP_YBpZW1zcLMQ

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>official number of deaths: 93

Remember when the shills would say oh theres more cvg threads than infected/deaths and look at us now..haha...HAHAHHA

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Lick me

Infect yourself

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Rolling

lel everyone got shafted

That's a sweet gesture from Russia. Hope it's not full of useless garbage like Italy and friends have been getting.

COOF COOF

Ah shit, sorry mate. Didn’t mean to. It was a reflex

The burgers came with bags loaded of cash and walked away with the masks. Are you officials members of the mafia?

What the actual fuck

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>cured?
You cant cure love.

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FEE FI FO FUM

Roll

I just touched my nose

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Might as well try

I wonder if I'm post infected.

>how likely person is RIP once this hits?
very likely if also overweight

New info on Wuhan-virus origin:
youtu.be/bpQFCcSI0pU

If you get infected, you will recover and get immunity.

Forward, for the /herd/

Mlem

>WO LING CHANG

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How is China Fucking doing it!?

How do they have this thing so well contained now and basically have any Fucking new cases!?

Whats with the emoji? are you immune? should I just hug you?

F

Me. I was called an alarmist but I ended up proving normies wrong

Wonder if the dead are just b&
Wonder if 2nd wave starts. Come on mods. Come through

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Is there coronavirus on 4chin now

chimp out when
boog when

very based webms my dude

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RIP in Peace Paco

Roll

Now imagine being their neighbor.

Swedish prime-minister saying that this wont take weeks, but instead it will take months

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Whatdayaknow, I'm not.

roll

Am I cured yet?

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>hijacked by Americans
What?
You mean we outbid you, or...?

It benefits people who bet on it. The old people dying thing kinda benefits every state financially.

Philip K. Dick, is that you?

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Wouldnt that be heaven tho?

>251455853
Me, since Wuhan lockdown.

NO U

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Not enough

let me help you

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imagine still being green

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Two words: lock down.

a-user, I don't feel so good

I'm cured. Gimme a hug

It's a good thing I'm not a coofer

I don’t understand why they don’t do martial law at this point. It’s only going to get worse. I’m tired of seeing the death rate go up every second on the news. They’re not doing enough !!! & people stay the fuck home !!!!

heartless nigger

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That was less than a week ago...

>tfw CHAD medfags are filling their arseholes up with chloroquine while the VIRGIN argiefag can't do nothing but doompost

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archive.vn/9HHIp

theverge.com/2020/4/1/21202745/amazon-coronavirus-walk-out-detroit-protests-warehouse-cleaning

Is it still okay to order from online retailers? The computer stores on Guam are closed due to the lockdowns. I heard about some Amazon workers getting infected by the SARS-CoV-2 virus last week, so I checked with Google and there's an article by theverge.com saying that Amazon workers in Detroit are planning to walk out. The company wants to keep their warehouses open and workers in line filling out orders even as some workers have gotten sick from Covid-19. The company doesn't plan to close down the warehouses unless ordered to by the federal or local governments in the U.S. Some workers in European Amazon warehouses have already gone on strike and workers in the U.S. are going to do the same.

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Stfu fag

China's the only country that actually got the virus under control. I'd say they're the only masks you could trust while the rest may come pre-infected with corona.

Radioanon back, still fucking green as hell, and coofing lungs out.
I'm so fucking sick of these constant updates.

Yes *coof*

baste

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It all comes down.

Rolling again.

Yes you are!

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rally

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niggers tongue my anus

maybe that's them and they're just waiting for confirmation testing before cremation.

>BEGONE T H O T

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Even if it isn't a bioweapon, it still could have leaked from a biolab in Wuhan.

My Childs worthless video game playing father left, we have no social safety net and you people are seemingly fine with tearing our society apart, shame on all of you. My child is half black and you have no idea the terror I live every day

Am I ill?

A just the flu bro in the wild. Go get infected if you're not afraid.

>Economy Crashing and random old people dying benefits nobody,
laboratories and all industries that are related to health are experiencing a gigantic boom. Whoever that has a working vaccine first will literally see their wealth equal a country's.

Yes, now let me infect you

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this is boring now

happening over

now we all understand that we have to lockdown for a couple months to get the numbers down. literally nothing exciting will happen from this point

Close to a million baby

yeah I think got the stuff in that one before

Fuck off Chink shill, come back when countries aren’t complaining over half a million of the products China sending as “aid” ARENT faulty.

that's a man baby

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Seattle

I've always wanted to see the aftermath

give me the virus

Currently building out for the next big update later this week probably. Here the slightly older one. I'll have a new one out soonish.
mega.nz/#F!CLZ3XAoD!6dDrAp961kUXxrIE_g2nqQ!GPJnEYZb

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it's been 3 months already.

did he die

roooooooolin

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Latest numbers out of japan show a 44% death rate from Corona. I think we're fucked bros...

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You don't have to go out and interact with normalfaggots for at least a couple months

Just get rid of the child
Fear goes away

Who is still /immume/ here?

Kinda sucks that /cvg/ is stuck on Yas Forums and not some moderately reasonable board like /sci/, the retards posting here are a daily reminder as to why I left this place until a couple months ago

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How do you get the green!?

Pregnant

Thanks!

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What made the gov change their mind? Did they get some new death toll predictions or what?

(test)

AYY LMAO?

based
youtube.com/watch?v=RrqhO57Y23w

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*Bonk*

Did she dead

god i wish that were me

to be fair, best to keep going and let it burn out slowly

>this is real life in the most cucked parts of europe

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>literally nothing exciting will happen from this point
except for a treatment that costs pennies on the dollar and is being shilled against by pharma kikes and virgin doomfags alike

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Gib me your coof plz

The burgers arrived with bags full of cash so the bugmen didn't care about the deal, they just sold them to the US.

this

I might as well get blessed already

An user already got a 44 for pregnant, so fuck off

me

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Normies lost their minds after 2 week of isolation.
They will riot before accepting a month of lockdown.

Reminder. This meme virus simulates what would occur in reality with uncontrolled spread in the global population over the course of 24 months in 24 hours.

Just wait until it hits Africa with absolute full force. No Asian looking person will be trusted there ever again.

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coof coof

i fucking love american political ads
youtube.com/watch?v=fURWpETHdDI

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

B-BROS I BOUGHT THE DIP LIKE BILL TOLD ME, BUT IT JUST KEEPS DIPPING BROS

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You can play vidya all day

Imagine the smell

apparently I can't get sick anymore
kekeke

GUYS

it's just a flu

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AW FUCK I JUST CEMENTED IT

testing if cure worked

And 200k in the U.S.

Took a little over 2 weeks for worldwide to go from 200k to 1m so U.S. should have a million by mid-April.

The CCP lied and people died.

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the dead cat will reanimate tho

gib cure fag

Jesus, where is this?

okay

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>What made the gov change their mind?
I don't think they changed their mind, its just the way he speaks to get Swedish boomers to realize that things are serious

>My child is half black and you have no idea the terror I live every day
You were so close to gr8 b8 until you went over the top. Words cannot express my disappointment.

So why the fuck is Pence trying so say "trump didn't downplay this pandemic" NOW? Trump has said from the beginning that this is nothing but a hoax and would disappear "like a miracle", but now suddenly he wasn't downplaying it?
I really hope Pence chokes to death on coronacum

video games are bretty fun desu

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If things are that bad then why don’t you end your life by infecting yourself

>251458208
It's a good thing it's not on /sci/, /cvg/ would overwhelm a slower board with 2800+ threads.

Timestamp next time faggot. Shit looks staged.

Your gay commie land you sold out for is going to get more then two nukes.

>tfw my landlord dies
>tfw move
source on the overweight thing? do not quote dr campbell

checked and coofed on

coof

Oh. That's kinda shitty but... It's understandable. Sorry user

"Goyim, Israel has a COVID-19 vaccine, only 666 shekels, but today, just for Jew, only 660 shekels! Such a deal!"

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Trillions of viruses in the world, and Israel just happened to be working on a COVID vaccine?
Such luck! Almost as lucky as those Mossad assets who were caught in New Jersey filming the WTC attacks and celebrating while doing so.

Israeli Scientists Claim It’s ‘Pure Luck’ They Were Already Working On A COVID-19 Vaccine Prior To The Outbreak

christiansfortruth.com/israeli-scientists-claim-its-pure-luck-they-were-already-working-on-a-covid-19-vaccine-prior-to-the-outbreak/

In 1998 Israeli Jews were caught developing ethnic bioweapons:

wired.com/1998/11/israels-ethnic-weapon/

COVID is now officially the JEW FLU

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damn, probably less anime and jrpgs in the future

>Implying coofing on me will do any more damage

>literally nothing exciting will happen from this point
Economic collapse and riots worldwide don't sound fun to you?

Lol Dude, people are losing their shoot because of lockdown.

This is only the beginning

It's not Happening... is it?

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Version 2:

0: You get looted
1: You survive, but get a mild flu instead
2: You get infected at the supermarket
3: You get corona but remain asymptomatic
4: You infect your entire family
5: Your stonks go up $$$
6: You get pneumonia, and no ventilator
7: You get pneumonia, and have a ventilator
8: You lose your job
9: You find a stash of hand sanitizer and N95 masks

Dubs: You can infect one person of your choice
Trips: You save your entire country
Quads: You decide the fate of the earth

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Here's my artistic contribution to the Zeitgeist, anons. Plz no bully.

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Massive economic damage? Look into the economic impact of the common cold and you'll see what I mean.

Help is coming

Someone help me out please I can't find it. I need deaths per day from last year and from this year. I wanna know if they just sign in death sas corona deaths, thus lowering every other deaths and in the end we're the same as usual. That would show/confirm if there actually is a happening.

Well when a country's as filled with old fucks as japan, what do you expect?

>One of three nations with this bioweapons capability

Dude most countries have multiple labs capable of making this virus

Green is for fags

>Trump has said from the beginning that this is nothing but a hoax
dude even snopes says you're lying about this lmfao and they hate trump

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Rollllll.

I'm gonna die aren't I?

> literally nothing exciting will happen from this point
Just look at pic related

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coof

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H E L P M E

You fucked it up! wannabe Gary
kys!

>when your Chinese neighbor comes over to say hi

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She has gay sex with Ebola Chan

Jej

let fate decide

It is mostly the elders i imagine.

Ok

coof on me

Yes, Bugmen are gotta bug, that's how it is.

>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 79. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better

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it is lad

are you okay?

Rollin

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>Visiting China 2021

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LET GO

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is it over for me?

NEW THREAD:
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me

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Can we get over 1 million cases by end of today?

getting 5

Hey fuck you

well done checked

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ORIGIN OF KUNG-FLU IN WUHAN LAB CONFIRMED
>ORIGIN OF KUNG-FLU IN WUHAN LAB CONFIRMED

youtu.be/bpQFCcSI0pU

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You can be miserable on a ventilator for a few weeks with a high chance of dying anyway and even if you do live you'll have a ton of lifelong complications, or you could just end it here. I don't know that's actually a hard choice.

Obesity can weaken your immune system.

I dont want to die i want to coom

You so fast Gary
Fastest leaf on the board

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rollin

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I infect...
YOU

Come here user, let’s be green together

let's see what I get

are you feeling well user? Your name slightly changed...

COOF COOF

but he DID say that this would just go away "like a miracle"

Coom in peace, based coomer

ok GO

Just the fl- *coof* flu user *coof* don't worry about me *coof coof* I tested neg- *coof* *coof*

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