This Thread Is ONLY For THE IMMUNE

Made for BBC

I want the coof though :(

don't worry guys my coof is just allergies

Coof COOF

I haven't caught it yet.

Not by choice I'm sure.

COOF COOF COOF

self testing

am I infected??

what is that pastry. it looks good

And there are faggots celebrating for having recovered. The real chads didn't even get infected bin first place. Those niggers have forever compromised their lungs to some capacity. Inferior betas, they have a heart attack with a simple light jog. Lmao

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(Posting in epic bread)

Oh sure, hop in my Uber

Suck it losers

Can I be one of you guys?

me too, that is why we didn't catch anything

No! I’m infected.

* COOF *

I'm gewd.

Get away

Wait, I'm going to try something. Maybe if I reply to you I'll catch it

I'm completely clean.

good thread

Hope I’m pure

Not a coofer yet apparently.

don't worry, it's just the flu user

Wait... What does my emoji mean... I'm no longer sick?

Let's see if I'm ok.

Oh well nevermind then.

Fuck Chinks

Brehs...

I just want to be friends!

fuck the meme virus

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I tested negative too user.

Herro fellow immune chads

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It means you're a kike faggot. Fuck Canada, land of the sandniggers. Your leader is a homosexual. I can't wait till the US rapes and loots Canada.

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Fuck glowies

B-but I'm feeling better...

Feels good lads

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Dont worry guys. This faggot little memeflu cant cause an Emoji Level Event.

Checking if still healthy from this morning

I'm all clear

absurd, we are brothers here.
funny joke - we don't coof here
This is true, He is.
interesting and helpful - good contribution
yes well, we all are in a way
yes it does feel very good - doesn't it!
God has other plans for you
good joke
and you won't
another good joke - we are jokers, The Chosen
confirmed negative - welcome
no, welcome

Would any of you like a macaron?

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Just hopped on the computer, I should still be safe

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>he didn't figure out not to reply to coofers within a few minutes at most
Not gonna make it.

Get the fuck away from me emoji fag!

Test. First post.

Feel good fellas, no issues here

how do i wear a mask for my posts

I'm ok I swear

You passed! Congrats

>Your leader is a homosexual
The disturbing feeling I get when I thought of having a faggot a president... Eewww, Canadians must die inside constantly.

I've engaged in risky positing behavior. am I still clean?

Oh shit, am I pozzed

We are out of macarons (getting more).
Can I interest any of you in a shot of espresso?

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Braaaaaaaaap

>>he didn't figure out not to reply to coofers within a few minutes at most, only for him to say "fuck that" and go on a mass reply spree so that he glows like the biggest nigger in the dark

coof*

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I feel great!

how do I know if Im immune?

Feels clean. The kind of clean where you didn't even get dirty in the first place.

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sup chads

COOF

please god let me get the flu and ascend to the next level

>251456350
Enjoy your ban.

You're fucking diseased!

get fucked

C○○F C●●F C⊙⊙F

PRESENT

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Niggers

The pure do not reply. The pure do not give out (you)s. The pure are clean and good.

I would literally pay them not to get anywhere near me.

C-C-Coof?

Evening niggers

checking in

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I'm an vaccinoomer.

Haven't coofed yet. Starting to think this is all an elaborate hoax perpetrated by the big jannie/tranny corporations

It's just the flu bro, a big nothingburger

immune here

I hear the only certain and quick way to get it is to swallow lots of infected bodily fluids.

hello fellow non-coofers

My viral load is off the charts

Feels good to be clean

Hello Everyone and WELCOME!
It feels good to be IMMUNE, doesn't it? Yes, it does.

Remember - Ignore the non-immune. To us, they do not exist.

We were all chosen for a reason. Remember that. I'm off to get some more macarons and other delights. Here are a few Christmas cookies I've baked up for this occasion - it just seems fitting.

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itd be a shame is someone
coofed

what do emojis mean? I thought it meant immune

Am I infected?

sup

or maybe if i reply to you

I'm boringly immune to this shit.

mmmmm infected people are retarded

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Lets gooooo

Get away from me dutch goy

Not showing symptoms.

Finally some refuge.

Have you been eating human flesh?

Mmmmmmmm don't mind if I -coof coof- do.

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I'm immune, though I don't talk to n*rmies or chinks

Holy shit, some people are getting full blown aids!!

Guys, I'm over it. I had it, and now I have herd immunity. Thank God

noone is immune
feel my COOF

It's a board wide slide to stop conversations over
Adrenochrome
Covid19
Human Trafficking by the elites
Satanism in government
Pizzagate
5g
ID2020
etc..

All the things that were finally gaining traction until last night when this shit happened.Stupid fucking slide thread after stupid fucking slide thread. Information warfare and the retards are losing..

I hugged an Italian, but I think I'm ok. Strong immune system.

Oho! very a taste bat-a pudding!

There are NO reliable tests that can accurately test for COVID-19.
Because of that, any tests being done are done for cornaviruses in general, not specifically COVID-19, and then it is being diagnosed officially as COVID-19.
Coronaviruses in general are so common, that most people have them to some degree at any given point in time, even though they are perfectly healthy,
It is not enough to have a virus, it is crucial to know the viral load, because the viral load needs to be high enough for someone to get sick from it. The viral load is NOT BEING TESTED AT ALL.
There are hundreds of thousands of flu and pneumonia patients in hospitals all over the world at any given time.
Many patients are "presumed" to have COVID-19, without any test whatsoever.
NOBODY is documenting actual cases of COVID-19.
"... all you have done is use a simple test kit trick to convert the worst flu and pneumonia cases into something new that doesn't actually exist."

People are getting the regular annual flu and other Winter illnesses, but these cases are being diagnosed without proof that they are COVID-19.

In reality, COVID-19 does not exist.

This is why it is old people dying (as they do every year).
This is why most people dying have "co-morbidities" (they are dying of something other than COVID-19).
This is why the cases are worst in China, Italy, and Iran ... and now USA. Northern Italy has the largest Chinese population in Europe, and there are a lot of Chinese going between China and Iran, as well. The USA is now "testing" more people than anyone else in the world, and what do you know ... they are finding more people with coronavirus (ANY coronavirus) in their system.
THIS. IS. A. HOAX.

sott.net/article/431521-Manufactured-pandemic-They-re-testing-people-for-ANY-strain-of-Coronavirus-not-COVID-19-specifically-US-scientist?fbclid=IwAR3AzUScT8Au1eWrBXCqliVtzgEdF6W41RhyI5Gze0yUnt276OPmleZQvvc

shut the fuck up you twink

selling ((((cure)))

Yes, Please!

I ate Panda Express this morning, how fucked am I?

Immune.

Coof coof

it means u are "recovered"
your infection is over and now u are immune

YOu can´t StOp mE!

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I WANT THE KUNG FLU

Feels like... Social distancing is failing. You can't even contain a board. Even /MLP/ has done far better...

Nigger

only on the sabbath

breathes in, looks around
You're all faggots.

Shrek man shaft.

I am:

>Da Choosen One™

wait what's happening

im immune

uh oh...

W-whats going on bros

Immune chad reporting in

>no emojis
what do you mean, this says I'm immune though.

>what happened to our slide free bastion of serious discussion?!
Whut?!
Calm down. It's one fucking day of different slide threads. Ignore them if you have the self control to (it appears you don't).

haha suck it faggots

I’m ok

There's an April fools event every year, you fucking newfag. It will be gone in a few hours.

test

*coof* *coof*
I'm fine you guys haha
*coof* *coof* *coof*

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Only chinks get the virus

I'm still clean right?

I'm immune and OP promised me "tons of (yous)". This better pay off faggots.
>and no, you can't have my precious bodily fluids to use for your cure.

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Oy vey

Virus is nothingburger, it's just my allergies.

Were safe, we have pure fluids.

ahh, I'm finally home

You are now

>implying there is immunity

GLOW NIGGERS EVERYWHERE

Only the weak are infected.

Immunochads rise up

reporting in

Hey

its just hayfever mate

ITS THE COOFAPOCAPLYPSE

Kys nigger faggot

Do they pay taxes?

Oh hi

Bug chaser checking in :^)

You are now all Infected!
*COOF*

Test me

fuck you, this is an immune masterrace thread now

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The test came back poz

This 100%. We can go back to hating chinks and jews tomorrow. If anything this is one of the best april fools things they've ever done here.

I hate niggers

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coof on me plz ty

Let the grandfather's love envelop you.

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WAAAAZZZZZUUUUPPPPP

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Yee

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Na, I'ma all green. No inf3cted.

oh yiss, my thread

You think you're immune until you find out you can be reinfected.

Checked and infected

Welp

No coof for me pls

Oh ye

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how do you know if you have it?

all COOFERS will be executed on the spot

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*coof*

no chinese virus here

Immunity

>suck it faggots
Suck what? Don't see anything. Must be chink on vpn.

It burns when you pee

No commie cough can touch me.

Am i mortal? i hope so

I am immune :^(

How do I get my immunity back?

...

coof

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Damn. Guess hugging that Italian was a bad idea afterall.

Why contain it?

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I've had 'it' for years then

I'm still holding strong

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i just woke up, I wonder if sleep cures it.

Post your corona face

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Shit

Apparently, so has your mom

Hugging him with your arms wasnt the problem. Hugging his penis with your lips was.

Safe.

Biege/peach text box master race checking in.

I'm clean.