Why do roasties lie like this all of the time?

yeah, she's a kike plant meant to trick white men into supporting republicans
so depending on where you're standing i guess she has done more to help than i have

by accident

Thats just the natural state of women

>lie
like she could
a) afford a car
b) know how to buy one

> buy car during lockdown
Sure

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spoken like a weeping leftist tool

Sounds like Ms Fairbanks is about to get one hell of a deal...ohhhh yeah whats a little mutual criminality in a business deal happens all the time!

Hired someone 6 weeks ago.....he "accidentally" sent me a porn video before orientation.....no job

I just found out my rear brakes are beyond repair but I'll just wait it out to get a new car until the gov't tells me it's ok like a fucking brit

I would not want to take a bus right now. Need cars more than ever.

I'm sick and tired of kink shaming

by mistake

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Wait no!
I had recovered! Is there no immunity?

she was probably disappointed that it was white

How did you find your brakes broken during a lockdown tardo.

It is the standard back handed self compliment + victim posting they all love to do. "OOh look at me I am so hot men can't help but make asses of themselves to get into my pants. Please feel sorry for me!"

he probably wouldn't get it go for her previous iphone and a blowie

kek

Essential employee gay boi

you retard virgins wouldn't be able to relate but i also got sent a boob and vagina pic from this horrible bitch who i was suppose to buy a Nintendo switch from, gladly i ignore this obvious red flag and just went to a retailer to buy it...

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Congrats on catching my bug.

Who among us HASN'T sent the wrong pic to someone by accident once or twice? I don't even phonepost and I've done it.

same kinda bitch who has a neck tattoo is the same kind of bitch who would associate herself with people that send dick picks "by accident"

Post tits

Kid doesn't understand that cars break down at inconvenient times. How could your car break in a period of time that might be a few months? Especially when you had to go buy tons of canned food & bottled water with the money you had saved up for repairs

>retailer??

Is that what you call whores?

Im a guy.

why would you distance from others? you're not old or fat are you?

i was trying to buy a nintendo switch matey

i accidentally sent an update about an unruly site contact to the site contact, thought it was my PM. i was so close to being straightforward instead of courteous, fuckin glad i did

to be fair, if I were going to sell her a car I'd probably 'accidentally' send a pic of my dick as well. have you seen her tits?

It was just an April Fools day prank.

10/10 she sent him flirty/nude pics first, in order to get the car cheaper.
BET it!

Buddy of mine was sharing a screenshot of the news the other day, accidentally ended up sending a screenshot of his fav pornhub vids instead kek

He sent the pic in a group message of like 10 people

get the job done, leave a couple of dollars how difficult can it be.

Your mom knows how it works

I was just surfing twitch.com watching gamers play my favorite games but then suddenly this whore starts flashing her cleavage " by accident". Now the site is filled with titty-streamers.

you're right i should of probably asked her from the start, i love Yas Forums always so helpful.

This idiot knows nothing about haggling.
Dick pics are practically boilerplate opening bid.

He told her it was a stick shift what did she expect?

There are. She's kinda chubby and has tattoos, but still fuckable.
And even though she's a whore, she's a rare example of an actual journalist.

you are welcome, always ready with good advice

> welp
> oof
> yikes

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If you fuck her, she will steal your car

and that was a long time ago, so i bet she's got really nice mommy milkers and milf ass now

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She might be lying but I know a guy who thought he'd get laid by driving around and asking random women for directions. When they walked up to his car they could see him jacking his dick.
He ended up in jail and now he can't go within 100yards of schools.

Where does the line start, and remember 6 feet apart

The best part was the dude was a little socially awkward but you'd never guess that he was that fucking autistic to think that anything like that would ever get him laid.

I dont have random pictures of my dick on my phone tho

>screenshot of his fav pornhub vids
fake

coomer really fell for the porn videos with actors and actresses. poor dude really thought she'd hop in and suck him off like in the vids.

>I dont have random pictures of my dick on my phone tho
Why even live user.

coof

You better do your granny today, before her final cough

KEKW

Fuck you, simp. She won't fuck you.

You're right though. But you're still a simp.

I'm married and once it's on the internet it's there forever.

I've seen exactly two dick pics in my life, to sluts i met in POF back in like 2012.

Nigger your rear brakes aren't "beyond repair" unless you're driving a 60 year old rust bucket.

it was an April fools joke

>coomer really fell for the porn videos with actors and actresses

My guess too. He basically ruined his entire life.
He was from a good family and was going to college. Pretty much could have done anything and now he's a registered sex offender.

Why did she tweet? Is she advertising for dick pics?

Dick or GTFO

No. You didn't.

This

this

>I'm married and once it's on the internet it's there forever.

>Not sending random dickpics to your wife when you're bored
>Not showing her the goat brain when you think she might open the text in front of her friends.

Again user why even live.

I bought plenty of food and water in febuary and then booked food deliveries for the next three months like any competent person. My car is sat in my drive as anyone's should be.

She’s a women and therefore an attention whore.

Nuck figgers

i guess
if you think this country was founded by white men, as we're led to believe, then she's obviously a kike plant
if this country was founded by crypto kikes, which i'm not saying it was or wasn't, then she's doing exactly what she's supposed to

even then you can buy a new braking system

Does he work in the Gay-Porn industry?

> i tried to be alpha by sending a dick pic to a girl who i was doing a favor for by selling her my car
> now she's mad at me
> why do roasties lie and make it sound like they're going to be my gf in exchange for buying my car

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Fairbanks is a Russian shill.

had she been married with a kid she could of gotten her husband or son to do it or not even need the car

Whores are whores

>a guy sending a girl a dick pic
>lie
you sure about that bro

chekt but no. unsolicited dick pics are quite common.

I haven't because I'm not a retard

Lets take a guess you are a Femanon, or faggot soiboi who has to call someone to even change a tire. Brakes are never beyond repair, even if you have to replace cylinders. About the only parts on the cars of today brake wise is the ABS system, and you can drive without it. Well at least people who know how to drive can.