/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2823 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

► Detected: 923,943 (+65,623) ► Died: 46,332 (+4,030) ► (Reset: -06:18:30)

— 3.9 billion people put under lockdown —
— 206 countries and territories infected —
— 2.5x more confirmed deaths than swine flu pandemic —
— 2,544 different strains have been sequenced —

>NEWS
Trump: This is not the flu, it's vicious
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UK doesn't report deaths outside hospitals
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13 year old in Britain dies, no previous conditions
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11 year old in Indonesia has died to coronavirus
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There are now 8 major strains circling the globe
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>RESEARCH
Patients can get reinfected after "recovery"
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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Virus affects blood circulation
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Virus spreads before symptoms and up to 12 days after "recovery"
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12 year old in Belgium dies, no previous conditions
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>REMINDER
Nurses refused testing by CDC
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Iran coronavirus burial pits visible from space
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China industrial capacity estimated to be at 50-60%
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Test kits in the U.S and 30 countries are flawed
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China didn't add 43,000 new cases since hitting 80,000
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
19:37: 646 new cases and 10 new deaths in Switzerland.
19:30: 1 new case, a new death, in Connecticut, United States.
19:22: 43 new cases and 78 new deaths in Spain.
19:21: 60 new cases and 5 new deaths in Minnesota, United States.
19:20: 125 new cases and 2 new deaths in Utah, United Kingdom.
19:17: 136 new cases and 2 new deaths in Mississippi, United States.

>SOURCES
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Based. Writefag did update the pastebin.

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Firstu

pee pee poo poo buy more dip
more dow points than threads

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/HAZ/

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Not so fast goy

I'm immune

are you sure about that

SUPERCOOFERS UNITE
ONLY GIGAGREENS ALLOWED

How we doing herdbros? Remember to go green for the herd!

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Link, fellow immunechad.

I wonder if I'm cured yet

coof
I think, I - I don't feel so hot.

>almost to the first 7 digits
a few months ago never thought we'd finally see her get so big lads

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Lolno

g... guys. I kinda want to be green

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Bug chaser or Bug evader?

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Hell na. You’re borderline dying

Anons dont forget to give your gf or some cute girl you met some masks and some food, and she might become your waifu.

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SENDING OUT AN SOS
SENDING OUT AN SOS
SENDING OUT AN SOS

Far from it.

FLORIDA BOYS WW@?

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LOL we are going for 50K by the time the day is over

Then cmere and gimme a (you)

Trips decides worldwide death totals.

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can someone post the list of covid alternative names

>251452307
>251452310
>251452325
>251452322
>251452384

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>curve flattening in every country but the US

based trump
thanks for the entertainment

Say no more fren

what the fuck is happening

COOF COOF BLEGH

Here, have mine

yeah we totally must shutdown the world economy so 95 yo cancer patients live 3 more weeks

>They didn't praise the emperor

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*Coof* nothing important

Or so you thought.

WHERE CAN I GET A COOFER TEST

>your gf or some cute girl you met
where do you think you are?

Looking like big numbers today

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My symptoms are mild.
Let me care for you

>tfw immune here and irl

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7.8 billion

Fuck chink shills and nothingburger disinformation shills

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USA situation

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1k GERMAN DEATHS TOMORROW
1k GERMAN DEATHS TOMORROW
1k GERMAN DEATHS TOMORROW

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I'm a grill anyone wanna be my bunker bf
>PS. fuck trannies

All right, it's almost 20.00h GMT, and US stands at 20.000 new infected and about 600 new dead. What are we projecting for today?

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Brehs....I'm starting to feel a little funny.....

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RIGHT HERE

FUCKING DISNEY IS CLOSED AND PEOPLE ARE STILL BEING STUPID FUCKS

WE’RE ALL GONNA FUCKING DIE

They literally ordered one like 2 hours ago

based and herdpilled
aren't there like 50% of the us old people in florida?

MAKE ME GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEN

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You remembered to secure your waifu, right, user?

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Link, please

How is the situation in Peru?

Im already sick it's to late!

Masks only work for experts.
Just get on with your life.

any plugin yet to get rid of this green shit?

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How many died today in Italy?

CORONAVIRUS IS THE NO. 3 CAUSE OF DEATH IN THE U.S., AFTER HEART DISEASE AND CANCER

newsweek.com/coronavirus-no-3-cause-death-us-after-heart-disease-cancer-1495506

cough

You'll be fine, user. You're doing better than me.

give me a hug then I need one

NO I AM NOT DETERRED 24 HOURS NO INFECTION FUCK YOU PLAGUE FAGS
LET CORONACHAN RISE
FUCK THIS PLANET
I SURVIVE

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Portugal is dead. Bye to all

Here ya go

JAPS FOUND A CURE

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So close

Just chop down your 5G towers dummy

When it comes out that this was all just a mind flu the angry backlash will be phenomenal. The EU will be torn apart as the organisation has done absolutely nothing, which basically proves it's a bunch of impotent cucks. Trump will be re-elected as his fans will believe he was right to downplay it all along. It will be glorious.

>that peak
confirmed /herd/ immunity soon fren

Will we hit 1 million within 24 hours?

THEN GIMME A FUCKIN (YOU)

Circuit breaker by Friday. Cap this.

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Ahem
Coof

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 209,015 (4,657) Italy 110,574 (13,155) Spain 102,179 (9,131) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 77,558 (891) France 56,989 (4,032) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,137 (461) Turkey 15,679 (277) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Austria 10,663 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 9,489 (108) Portugal 8,251 (187) Israel 6,092 (25) Brazil 5,923 (206) Sweden 4,947 (239) Australia 4,864 (21) Norway 4,863 (44) Czech Republic 3,508 (39) Ireland 3,447 (85) Denmark 3,107 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Ecuador 2,748 (93) Poland 2,554 (43) Romania 2,460 (92) Luxembourg 2,319 (29) Philippines 2,311 (96) Japan 2,178 (57) Pakistan 2,118 (27) India 1,834 (45) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) Finland 1,446 (17) Greece 1,415 (50) South Africa 1,380 (5) Peru 1,323 (30) Dominican Republic 1,284 (57) Iceland 1,220 (2) Mexico 1,215 (29)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +20,485 (+604) Italy +4,782 (+727) Spain +6,256 (+667) China +36 (+7) Germany +5,750 (+116) France +4,861 (+509) Iran +2,988 (+138) United Kingdom +4,324 (+563) Switzerland +532 (+28) Turkey +2,148 (+63) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Netherlands +1,019 (+134) Austria +483 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Canada +877 (+7) Portugal +808 (+27) Israel +734 (+5) Brazil +206 (+5) Sweden +512 (+59) Australia +101 (+1) Norway +222 (+5) Czech Republic +200 (+8) Ireland +212 (+14) Denmark +247 (+14) Chile +293 (+4) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Ecuador +446 (+14) Poland +243 (+10) Romania +215 (+10) Luxembourg +141 (+6) Philippines +227 (+8) Pakistan +180 (+1) India +437 (+10) Thailand +120 (+2) Saudi Arabia +157 (+6) Indonesia +149 (+21) Greece +101 (+1) Dominican Republic +175 (+6) Mexico +121 (+1) Colombia +159 (+1) Serbia +160 (+5) Argentina (+1) Algeria +131 (+14) United Arab Emirates +150 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
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COOF COOF Motherfucker

is this that midwestern cuteposter again?

florida is on lockdown starting april 4th. we didnt do shit when our tourists were here but now that its just floridians desantis fucks us.

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>923,943 infected
>46,332 dead
>OMG WE'RE ALL TRULY DOOMED!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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WHY DOES MY HEAD FUCKING HURT

ahhhhhh

Yea, just the flu bro, totally

worldometers says 727

OH SHIT 1MIL WHEN?!

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I'M RADIOACTIVE

>4,000
>6 hours left
5K??

We can finally beat cancer!

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seeIt literally can't be a nothing burger even if it's just a brief phase

Have a little more green
coof coof coof

lol that third graph is just NYC's skyline

You get it by replying to green.

Where's the link user?

Early-Mid tomorrow

On Yas Forums. If you're not married you are race traitor and don't belong here, discord tranny.

I'm about to fully recover from COVID-19 (was actually tested positive).

How does it feel not being immune?

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Ok now show me the recovery rate you fucking idiots

>swedes stop using chloroquine for treatments
>too many side effects
i thought this was the best?

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yes please do
before I expire

DeSantis is going to sign one he says but from what I understand basically nearly every business is essential from lawn maintenance to pool boys.
Nothing is going to chance and the state is going to burn

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suck my fat cock, fag

Is it safe to have groceries delivered if I wipe everything with sanitizing wipes and let sit in Miami sun for 30 min?

Is the based Houston tard still here?

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Based.

COMMENCE THE DOORKNOB LICKING

I'm midwestern but don't cutepost

>giving away precious PPE
Ahaha no. If she wants to live she should've prepped

*cough*

/cvg/ right again

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So this entire virus thing is just to make Trump look bad and make him lose the upcoming election, right?

Good luck getting half the items you even want or even a time, it's backed up for weeks

eyyyy
Iowan?

Man I’m glad that I’m not a coofer unlike you green faggots

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Dumb newfag

Ocнoвaнo

...am I still green after an IP reset?

Good. It’s obvious based on New York versus some place like Seattle, that lockdowns don’t work.

You will be soon

That can be changed I think.

i feel fine, just a slight tingle in my dingle. i am gonna make it r-right?

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Can we nuke China already? Fuck those faggots

Yup
The whole world is in on it

Yeah just don't put an arrow before your text

I CAN FEEL IT COMIN IN THE AIR TONIGHHHTT

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Why do you think you're immune?

gimme your green

When do I get my entitled ventilator and Trumpbux?

>falling for the easy answer
the world is gonna end, user

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@251452891
People are losing their minds. Can't go to work. Can't go out after 6 pm. Somehow numbers are rapidly increasing. Basically , we are the next Ecuador.

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>251453680
Cookies.

50k soon.

f

We're all going to make it.

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Pretty darn fucking green

Keep your mild flu the fuck away from me you peasants

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How do I get the meme coloyr

UUUU

Same.
Also, pic related is my first Coronachan

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GOOD NIGHT CORONA-CHAN

yes

coof
I hate that song

bat soup

>hospitals in stockholm continue with chloroquine

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>China hid extent of coronavirus outbreak, US intelligence reportedly says
China hid extent of coronavirus outbreak, US intelligence reportedly says
>China hid extent of coronavirus outbreak, US intelligence reportedly says
China hid extent of coronavirus outbreak, US intelligence reportedly says
>China hid extent of coronavirus outbreak, US intelligence reportedly says

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6 gorillion

>COOF

Guys, stop scrolling for a second and read this please.
Have you ever seen one single amerimutt who died of Corona-chan? No. Never. No such thing. Corona-chan ravages Italy, people are dropping dead in Russia, China is a ghost country... But zero proven deaths in USA? There's a reason for that
They surely faked statistics to make it look like they have some infected and dead so it would not be so suspicious. It's a global biowar, lads. Led and engineered by mutts and their masters in Tel-Aviv.

Friendly reminder that if you actually believe that this virus is of chinese origin, bioweapon or not, you are braindead.
America created Corona-chan to punish China, Italy, Iran and Russia for "Silk Way" project.
I can bet my anal virginity that mutts already have the cure. They will release it as soon as economy of said countries is destroyed.

Friendly reminder that 13 millions of innocent chinese people and 1 million of russian pigdogs already died from american bioweapon unleashed on enemies of Israel.

Friendly reminder to shoot your local amerimutts on sight for their crime against humanity. After this event is over, being american will become much worse than being german after WW2. Trump will be remembered for centuries as the worst mass murderer in human history.
AMERICAN VIRUS
>AMERICAN VIRUS
AMERICAN VIRUS

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user NO! NO PLEASE DON’T DO THIS ME, PLEASE PLEASE PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!

Seriously, this.

We need to have a small celebration for our girl turning 1 million.

>Citation needed

gimme a (you) and I'll tell you

C O L L A P S E
O
L
L
A
P
S
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Mini soda

Big Trouble In Little India
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>peru
immune
a la mrd

Just going to leave this here.
youtu.be/RFftsn6izic

why doesn't anyone talk about this?

livescience.com/flu-drug-could-treat-coronavirus.html

No
Leave groceries outside for 3 days before wiping and disinfecting everything down before you bring them inside your home. Then leave it somewhere enclosed for 21 days just to be sure.

By the end of the day, USA USA USA

Never forget how China failed humanity!

why are some post green ...also
1,060 on virus
new cases 160
died 28
cured 42

>This will be a fashion from now on

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WHO RECAP UPDATE
>WHO RECAP UPDATE
WHO RECAP UPDATE
>WHO RECAP UPDATE
WHO RECAP UPDATE
>WHO RECAP UPDATE


I'm sorry frens, work is exhausting atm so I barely have enough energy to eat.
Recap will drop tonight once I can move again

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All research points to antibodies being formed after infection, they literally infected and cut up monkeys to prove this.

but user washington is doing better than new york because they did lock down early. Every single person in at least surgical masks would be even better but apparently non exist
so yeah Florida is going to be fucked hard and I am stocked up for a few months of food and nowhere to go.
let it burn

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(you) me faggot, give me (you)s like the little (you) bitch you know (you) are!

8 billion

that report glows brighter than I do right now

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AAAAHHHHH

This is me

THE INFECTION OF A MILLION IS A NECESSITY!

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I legitimately believe China more than the US right about now.

>Italy, Spain, and the US all have super high death counts
>Except they're all claiming everyone dying WITH the virus dies OF the virus
>This causes their death counts to spike through the fucking roof

China's numbers are probably more accurate than Italy's numbers.

Any other Anons out here getting real bored of working out at home?

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You're not immune until you have the symbol next to your name

Imagine not being immune to the green poison. Division agents are always immune.

I hope so. Fucking coofers in a normal flu season coofing all over shit and making me sick.

Let's share the news of Japan with the world.

According to the announcement of the Ministry of Defense Joint Staff, at around 11:00 am on March 26,
Including one of the flagships of the Russian Navy Pacific Fleet, the Slava-class missile cruiser,
A total of 18 fleets, including one hospital ship, sailed east through the Soya Strait and advanced into the Sea of Okhotsk.
This is the size of most of the Pacific fleet currently operating and located in Vladivostok.

This is in the Russian Navy in connection with the new coronavirus
It indicates the possibility that "an emergency has occurred".

First of all, there is an explosion of patients in the area around Vladivostok.
In this situation, to protect the ships and their crew,
The aim is to evacuate to the "open sea" or "near any port" until the infection has converged.

Such an event is no stranger to the world's major navy.

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ILL BE HERE ALL DAY

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Fuck off ferret

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*blocks your path*

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I hope not, shit is crazy.

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

i prefer this

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Cute.

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BRING OUT YOUR DEAAAAD

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Am I ded

Reply to an infected post you fucking newfag

"Coofs on you*

coof

nothing burger

>bet on 1 mill on april 5th
>it's happening 3 days early

uhhh

comon cure me

Only if you guys surpass 1,2k deaths today. The daily final numbers from Italy and Spain are already out.

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>Coof on me daddy

Everyone wearing masks will do nothing but help the world, may as well make the most of it

3.72million/2 years

Alright no more now I want to be cuired.

>livescience

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I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT!

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Make a me Gren plz desu

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>tfw my job is considered essential
Fuck this gay shit.

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Yes. I received a psychic message directly from Q that told me it's all a hoax and to go to synagogue.

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tens of thousands of urns are being picked up by family members in China
>accurate numbers

And nothing of value was lost

what tf is going on in ecuador

never turn your back and start running
it cues the mob to attack

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>kikebook is already peddling to me corporate masks with custom logo on them

Because they already GLOW.

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33 million give or take a couple

/biohaz/ gang represent

>immune
You sure, nia?

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you fool.

cummies and cunnys

Why are the glow niggers now farming our browsing behaviour to predict the corona virus?

I want cute anime masks

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>what is co-morbidity
>China is probably more accurate than US, Italy, Spain
retard alert

Seattle at no time issued a lockdown. Life here is normal. They issued a “social distance”. Nothing was closed down.

i wand the birus

+200,000 AMERICANS WITH CORONAVIRUS

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>have diabetes and high blood pressure
>be fine
>catch winnie the flu
>die
iT cOuLD hAvE beEN AnyThInG

Unstrained

enjoy the gift

Rate my PrEP boyssss

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the third one is most informative, because it shows where the daily growth rates are going. When they go to zero, the happening ends.

Reminder that this is still a boomer killer virus and the vast majority of deaths are for the good of the world

Give it another week and we'll be able to see the peak.

THE VIRUS DONAHLD

*HACK *WHEEZE* *KAF* *HURK* *COOOOOOOOF*

I want a used bra mask

Ok.

It's already a fashion in asia. I lived there for 2 years and just came back as Corona-chan was being born. Weird as fuck seeing white people wearing masks desu.

who made this one? can we get him to finish the picture and show her pussy when we're at one million?

>Be extremely unhealthy
>Something finishes you off
>OH FUCK TIME TO SHUT THE WORLD'S ECONOMY DOWN

thank you fren

Lol

What's up with the laughing smiley?

Ayyy Minnesota. Southern MN here.
So far, this state hasn't gone to shit yet. I'm kinda surprised, but there's a long way to go.

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Nice try kriegboy, but this is a Papa Nurgle thread

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pic somehow wasn't included

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You mean besides the press conference with DeSantis at like 1:15?

google.com/amp/s/www.fox13news.com/news/governor-desantis-issues-stay-at-home-order-for-florida.amp

Maybe pay attention.

>Iran coronavirus burial pits visible from space
A single gravesite is visible from space, fake news, nothingburger confirmed.

We all are going to die

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Literally no one where I live (UT) is following 6ft distancing, non essential travel, etc. This place is royally fucked because just a flu bros and MUH. ECONOMY

are we finally gonna see +100,000 cases in one day?

Amen brother

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rip

>THE COOF EMPOWERS ME

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pretty good but can be better

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U HAVE THE BIRUS FRIENDO

>This tendency is consistent across many examples.
>Therefore I'm going to believe in the outlier. ;^)
Hahaha I hope this is bait.

OMG THERE ARE MORE GREENS THAN NORMALS AHHHHH

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That's actually pretty funny.

Based

Possibly from being a namefag

Didn't the Russians close the Far Eastern border early on the outbreak? Kinda weird to see it spreading to Vladivostok.

washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/04/01/coronavirus-florida-desantis/

FLORIDA FINALLY DECIDING TO STAY AT HOME

PREPARE FOR THE SHITSTORM THAT IS THE MONTH OF APRIL

CCCOOOFFF OOONNN MEEEE

Damn

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not since the 1980's

NOBODY CARED ABOUT WHAT WE SAID UNTIL EVERYONE STARTED WEARING A MASK

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>Covid deaths
99% are with comorbidities with an average age of 79. Any death with covid was ruled as a covid death in Italy, which they only test the sick in hospital.
>Muh death rate
Research, SKorea, Japan, Taiwan, Germany, Austria etc show that 80-90% of cases are asymptomatic. This brings total fatality below 1%.
>Case # skyrocketing!
We are testing more, it only makes sense. This also brings the mortality rate lower.
>What about the testing methods?
With a false positive rate of 80% reported by the FDA, it tests for the same genes in the common cold.
>But this country has a high fatality rate!
They only test the people who are hospitalized. When compared to the flu by hospitalized, flu has a mortality rate of 10%.
>Muh stockerinos/get to work goy
The people who are the freest from stocks and Jews are small businesses being destroyed from this while mega corps thrive. 45 million unemployed. You think it'll get better?

G-Guys, I think I’m infected

Well, if you have a weak heart and corona clutters your lungs so that your heart needs to work harder to get oxygen everywhere and your heart gives in at some point, it's actually your diseased heart that kills you and corona is only the comorbidity that accelerated your heart failure.

>tfw it was never happening after all
Going back to work in two weeks as a non-essential worker at a hospital, feels bad bros

>mfw +35 hours on day 3

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Despite President Trump’s repeated assertions that the COVID-19 epidemic was “unforeseen” and “came out of nowhere,” the Pentagon was well aware of not just the threat of a novel influenza, but even anticipated the consequent scarcity of ventilators, face masks, and hospital beds, according to a 2017 Pentagon plan obtained by The Nation.

“The most likely and significant threat (enemy) is a novel respiratory disease, particularly a novel influenza disease,” the military plan states. COVID-19 is a respiratory disease caused by the novel (meaning: new to humans) coronavirus. The document specifically references coronavirus on several occasions, in one instant saying, “Coronavirus infections [are] common around the world.”

thenation.com/article/politics/covid-military-shortage-pandemic/

i'd say 3-4 days
most places are locked down, but NY and Florida are looking like winners

That means the greens are the new normals now faggot
*COOF* *COOF*

>a coomer AND a coofer

Tell me about everyone. Why do they wear a mask?

Oh?? I'm in a suburb just outside of the cities. I don't expect it to get too bad here desu, at least not compared to some other states desu

Are you sick mucus faggots in here Y cover your mouth when you coof

*ACK* *COOF*

Millions, but not tens of millions.

Nah bro youre totally fine, you dont even have any sympt-
COOF

>80-90% of cases are asymptomatic
Sauce?

You gonna get coof'd on buddy. I'll make sure of it.

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Supposedly going to sign a bill tomorrow. From what I've heard from bros in other states that have a stay at home order, it's kind of bullshit though

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CCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Influenza isn't a coronavirus for fucks sake.

> soon he realizes his testis, lungs and kidneys are fucked
> lil later back to hospital due to reinfection...

Ever since i became infected my life has changed. My hair grew back, gained herculean muscles andmy dick grew 10 inches. You could be like user, all you have to do is put your masks away. Embrace the flu. Get infected.

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If I get fired could I still get unemployment?

90% of dutch cases in ICU are overweight

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Checked, become one of us user, let father nurgle embrace you *coof*

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coof

Member?

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It hasn't even begun.

>A͟nonymo̧us
user, I...

*inhales deeply*

Based Trump

Nope. Were in the same boat user. The same fucked sinking boat. Cheers.

*coof*

>tfw no longer green

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>1/3 of stockholms boomer in elderly care infected and gonna rip

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NEW THREAD:
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Saus?

elon sends machines death out to the front lines:

npr.org/sections/health-shots/2020/03/27/822211604/cpap-machines-were-seen-as-ventilator-alternatives-but-could-spread-covid-19

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Coof coof

Immunechads, report in

I member

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How do you get infected?

However, the fleet is actually moving. This is an official announcement.

It's been 5 hours of shitposting and I'm not infected yet. How come? swedeanons confirmed immune?

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WTF is going on with Ecuador?

Also, fuck Google and fuck their broken fading captchas.

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Yeah, people seem to be staying the fuck home outside of somalians, that's good. I'm situated sorta by the border of Iowa.
But yeah, I'm hoping it doesn't get too bad. I'm a bit worried as I had no time to prep, but hey. Come what may, I guess.

peepeepoopoo

Yeah cause you leave your elders to die. I hope you do the same for everyone else. Fuck the dutch.

la puta que te pario forro hijo de un vagon de putas. Deja de poner esa informacion falsa, la puta madre que te pario y la concha de tu puta hermana, tu roñosa tia y tu puta abuela. Espero que el porongavirus te rompa el orto hijo de puta.

We're all gonna die lads, it's been great.

Fuck I've been trying to stay "sick" for as along as possible until they lay me off.

geenstijl.nl/5152720/niet-80-maar-90-corona-ic-ers-heeft-obesitas/

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medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.02.12.20022434v2

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1 million update pic when

Hope that's the case, it's been pretty disappointing, we've only got about 80 cases at our hospital, and only ~20 of them are on respirators