/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2822 - STATUS: LOCKDOWN

reply if you want the coof

HELP ME I CAN'T STOP COOFING

Green glowniggers FUCK OFF

Is Italy getting better numbers wise?

TRUMP ANNOUNCED HE'S TRANSITIONING AND BEGINNING HRT AT MIDNIGHT!! FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT!

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Anybody have lewds of corona-chan's spread pink butthole? Asking for a friend

wu has the blame? han han han

Argie baker on suicide watch

More people die from diarhea.
Nothing burger confirmed.

0: You die of Organ Failure
1: You die of a Heart Attack induced by cornona
2: You die of Pneumonia
3: You die in a car crash as you get carried to a hospital
4: You survive thanks to your prepping
5: You survive by leeching of a good friend, he genuinly doesnt mind
6: You survive by sheer luck, you find a garage full of WW2 MREs and Guns
7: You survive for 2 months only to trip over and hit your head
8: You survive for 6 months alone, then you join a group of 10
9: You get dabbed on by the first prepper who thinks you are a looter

11: You find a cute girl while you bug in, if your ID is yellow she had a dick
22: You are the danger, you join a group of looters, if your ID is red you become their leader
33: You wake up in a hospital 2 months later, you fuck your best friends wife and shave your head
44: You get mauled by Mr. Pibbles
55: You dont leave your basement for 3 years, it was really a nothing burger. If your ID is blue you only ate deenz
66: You are the chosen one, supercarrier and immune
77: SPECIAL stats all maxed out
88: Dirlewanger leads you into the new world, if your ID is grey you get the MG42
99: You survive by being a male prostitute, if your ID is pink you like it
00: It is really a nothing burger

Trips: The entire thread is immune
Quads: The entire thread gets put on a cruise ship heading towards china

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No, give me a (you)

HUGGZIES

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Corona chan runs the WHO, the world governments should just elect her world leader, she already has supporters from all over the globe.

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Everybody knows China was behind this virus.

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*fedcoofing intensifies*

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Rolling

Autistic overthink coming up

One of the things mentioned by Roman Prymula (Czech Chief Virologist basically) was that big parts of the Czech population was actually genetically "culled" heavily during the palgues in middle ages.

I know some of you guys like to dabble in eugenics.

So consider that mostly white and "local" population of Czech republic, living in Europe for many plagues is actually better prepared to fight the virus.

Same could be said for Poland, Slovakia and further east as it goes.

Hungary no way since they are dirty immigrants themselves.

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Ok retard
Nice way of getting yourself cured tho

Epstein cover up got out of hand

is reinfection possible

If I give you mouth to mouth will that cure you?

Roll

Good question. I was off the board for a few days and been wondering this myself.

check these

coofing sauce?

me coof also

i want to glow but i think i'm immune

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GODDAMNIT THAT'S THE FIFTH SEVEN I'VE GOTTEN

Come here tiny human

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Entire immunity rolling

ROLL!

I-I'll give you a hug, because you're not infected with the green.

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i think so
*coof*

i have coronavirus

rallin

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GLOWNIGGER

>251448636
>251448638
Trannies get double the Napalm
>251448672

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I thought I was immune. Took me an hour and a half to get my first tilde, then I turned this shade of green within 10mins

gross, an island dindu

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latest numbers
green posters dropping dead like flies

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MAKE IT STOP
MAKE IT STOP
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS HAPPENING

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Rollll

Coof

THANK YOU WHITE WIZARD

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coof

damn, that sucks

Infected +700 compared to yesterday, but deatjs were going down. As a general trend infections are going down since a week or so

Meh.

roll

oh okay i'll be patient

roll

Roll

Most likely.

FUCK YOUR STUPID COVID THREADS
FUCK THE JANNIES
FUCK THE STATE GOVERNORS
FUCK CNN MSN ABC NBC FOX AND EVERY OTHER KIKE MEDIA OUTLET
FUCK THE STUPID FAGGOT SHILLS AND LEFTYPOL FAGGOTS POSTING STUPID LANDLORD SHIT
FUCK CHYNA AND THEIR GAY ASS GOVERNMENT
FUCK SPIC NIGGERS POOS MUDSLIMES AND EVERY OTHER FUCKING "MINORITY" PIECE OF SHIT
FUCK PROGRESSIVES LOLBERGS LIBERALS KEKSERVATIVES (((MODERATES))) AND THE ENTIRE FUCKING RETARDED JEWED UP POLITICAL SPECTRUM
FUCK TRUMP AND HIS BOOMER ASS TRUMPBUX
FUCK ALL OF YOU AND FUCK KEKCHAN

How the fuck am I not infected yet?

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WE HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED ROUND 1

press conference today?

It takes time user, it's ok corona chan will soon bless you if you heart is only filled with her.

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Re-roll

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 207,535 (4,609) Italy 110,574 (13,155) Spain 102,136 (9,053) China 81,554 (3,312) Germany 76,544 (858) France 56,989 (4,032) Iran 47,593 (3,036) United Kingdom 29,474 (2,352) Switzerland 17,137 (461) Turkey 15,679 (277) Belgium 13,964 (828) Netherlands 13,614 (1,173) Austria 10,663 (146) South Korea 9,887 (165) Canada 9,489 (108) Portugal 8,251 (187) Israel 6,092 (25) Brazil 5,923 (206) Sweden 4,947 (239) Australia 4,864 (21) Norway 4,863 (44) Czech Republic 3,508 (39) Ireland 3,447 (85) Denmark 3,107 (104) Chile 3,031 (16) Malaysia 2,908 (45) Russia 2,777 (24) Ecuador 2,748 (93) Romania 2,460 (92) Poland 2,420 (36) Luxembourg 2,319 (29) Philippines 2,311 (96) Japan 2,178 (57) Pakistan 2,118 (27) India 1,834 (45) Thailand 1,771 (12) Saudi Arabia 1,720 (16) Indonesia 1,677 (157) Finland 1,446 (17) Greece 1,415 (50) South Africa 1,380 (5) Peru 1,323 (30) Dominican Republic 1,284 (57) Iceland 1,220 (2) Mexico 1,215 (29)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +19,005 (+556) Italy +4,782 (+727) Spain +6,213 (+589) China +36 (+7) Germany +4,736 (+83) France +4,861 (+509) Iran +2,988 (+138) United Kingdom +4,324 (+563) Switzerland +532 (+28) Turkey +2,148 (+63) Belgium +1,189 (+123) Netherlands +1,019 (+134) Austria +483 (+18) South Korea +101 (+3) Canada +877 (+7) Portugal +808 (+27) Israel +734 (+5) Brazil +206 (+5) Sweden +512 (+59) Australia +101 (+1) Norway +222 (+5) Czech Republic +200 (+8) Ireland +212 (+14) Denmark +247 (+14) Chile +293 (+4) Malaysia +142 (+2) Russia +440 (+7) Ecuador +446 (+14) Romania +215 (+10) Poland +109 (+3) Luxembourg +141 (+6) Philippines +227 (+8) Pakistan +180 (+1) India +437 (+10) Thailand +120 (+2) Saudi Arabia +157 (+6) Indonesia +149 (+21) Greece +101 (+1) Dominican Republic +175 (+6) Mexico +121 (+1) Colombia +159 (+1) Serbia +160 (+5) Argentina (+1) Algeria +131 (+14) United Arab Emirates +150 (+2)…

>FULL LISTS
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*cooof*

ROLOOF

Just gotta reply to green posters, be replied to BY green posters, and be in threads with lots of green.
Yknow what, I'm fine with staying green. Better than an emojifag.

Cant wait for coronachans milkers at 1mil

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All I needed to know, Italy didn't deserve it

Still not infected? Huh, I must be immune or something...

Anyway, I came here to say, 100 MILLION INFECTED by the end of next week. Mark my words.

*Coof Coof Coof*

Rolling

I will fap to her now.

How we doing herdbros?

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This virus will be a fucking joke where you live, compared to how it will utterly destroy any kind of 2nd world nation in south America or places like India.
>waaaah our economy might shrink 5% this year
truly tragic

There is a really good chance we will hit 1,000,000 cases tomorrow. How are you celebrating?

How fucking new are you? I have been posting on CVG since the first thread.

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anything interesting happen today?

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Post Coronas!

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I'm just going to stand here naked and let you guys coof on me.
Also, i'm a girl.

Oh you'll be a patient alright

Imagine if the Boomers just isolated themselves (since they are almost literally the only people dying from it).

Imagine if the Boomers did that and saved us all from economic collapse, house arrest, and austerity for the next decade.

Imagine if Boomers weren't the most spoilt, obnoxious, cancerous population in the world.

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Hey, good job texas! You're starting to turn!

>Yeah, he tried to cough on me. Hahahah, I know, right? I didn't know I'm immune.

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Do you think they will ever work in the US?

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how do i get the coof?

ROLLING

*coof*
I wonder if I can get any greener?

IMMUNOCHADS

R
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UP

No pozzedfags are allowed to inspect my numbers.

Full blooded Slav here, are we actually immune? Can I survive the burger coof plague?

why are u a girl

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*hugs u*

You happy with your president now MIGA asshats?

coof on me, lemme test my immunity

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DESU probably gonna rip off a few thick ropes for her in my shrine

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Go-Go gadget Vibe Check

why don't they *coof* just use a scarf? *coof*

rolling

italy is definitely not off the table. there is a huge chance we will have a second wave considering there are plenty of older people there. and it spreads like wildfire
> daily reminder that some cases can take up to a month from infection to death
> what are uncounted deaths

That means it hopefully is leveling off, unless they simply stopped testing. Although they wouldn't necessarily stop recording deaths.

How the fuck did I get infected?
I didn't reply to any coofers.

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A (you), coof included, to whoever properly translates this.

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*coofs on you and spits on your feet*

HRT

FUCK YES

It's airborne, retard.

Mask don't work for goys, their noses are too small.

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test

It’s time to get Trippy!

dont talk to me

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I love this place

There is a good chance it might be easier on you.

But my point is talking about the populatiion as a while. We are pretty much 98 percent white.

Since you live with low virus-defence niggers you might die like one

Yeah, percentage-wise especially the curve is quickly flattening. We're guaranteed a lockdown until April 13th. Deaths are still gonna be bad. Some doctors are calling BS due to the fact there's no more hospital beds left, therefore no test, therefore no new case. However, it's got to be working. Or we're fucked

Lookin' green, kraut.

*COOF*

@251449801
I took precautions

I replied to a glownigger and am still not infected.

It doesn't spread that way

oh fuck infected on my first post today

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>Peedu said that 25,000 masks were received from the desired quantity, and the remaining boxes contained a cushion, which they did not order.
>"The situation is complicated and it may happen that the goods are lost at the factory door," he added that the supplier did not receive the desired quantity from his transport partner.
>Last week, Minister of Public Administration Jaak Aab announced that he had signed a procurement contract with a Chinese company, which was ordered protective masks, gloves, goggles, suits and other personal protective equipment for $ 11.4 million. It was not the same agreement through which PERH was deceived.
>According to Aabi, the negotiations lasted more than 12 hours and behind the successful result was the Estonian Embassy in China, which helped to make it clear that the supplier is a reliable source.
>Today, the state-ordered protective equipment was put on a plane in China, and tomorrow by noon it should be in Estonia as well.

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OH GAWD

Number 6 with Lo mein and an engroll

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Hi jew

>tf no cute bunker trap to spend the last days with

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(Reminder put on parenthesis as PPE when posting)

US already reached 100k?

Oh yeah we're desperate for muh economy. Second wave is all but guaranteed.